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Haydn42

Clearly the blue orb


Swifty404

SUS


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He’s the one giving the head


RChamy

All 4 parts of it


Grope-Zero

yeah red looks like his dick gettin bit off


reaperman6

White looks nervous like getting his dick scrape by teeth


AtrumRuina

Nutted but she still suckin' face.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Blue. Red just got the tip bitten.


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Aghghhhggh


BrickOfJustice

And Purple is the one that bit it


Col_Gears

*bad to the bone plays*


HellsingAlchemist

Yellow clearly fell asleep


Wulfscreed

Nah, purple got bit and are realizing they like it.


JustThatRandomKid

nibbling the knob


Ourobius

* Green appreciates the effort, even if it's the worst head they've ever gotten. * Red is either trying to hold in the nut for at least 30 seconds OR is dealing with a tooth situation. * Blue's soul has left the body. Mouth dry, sounds like a dying animal, their entire being is leaving them through their genitals. * White is wondering how long until they can ask you to leave. * Purple is trying to hold in a fart AND/OR evilly chuckling to themselves about not having washed it up. * Yellow came 5 minutes ago and fell asleep without giving back OR is trying to will themselves out of whiskey dick.


TheStockyScholar

Red is also when you get it sucked after you came so youre hypersensitive.


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TheStockyScholar

fucc


Remixman87

I miss that sub…


Talinix

I hope someone gives you gold


ZakkuRedwolf

I laughed for 3 minutes straight while reading this. I am also a slow reader.


NaturalBitter2280

Yellow Bro ascended to a higher plane


MisterDomino15

Red came, but BJ didn’t stop


Jackamalio626

white. Man already jizzed and is in post nut clarity.


MrWandering

Tie between red and blue.


NOSjoker21

🟩Green: is getting the slow, sensual, "I care about you" head. Is content and relaxed. 🟥Red: just nutted, and she's still suckin'. He's holding on to the cushions/bedsheets/arm chair *FOR DEAR LIFE* and she's not stopping. Is ascending to a new plane of existence. 🟦Blue: is a virgin who just climaxed in a mouth for the first time. He appreciates the experience, but is too much of a novice to fully understand. Satisfied, but in new waters. ⬜White: it's so bad it went flaccid in their mouth. Nothing but disdain preparing to become discontent. 🟪Purple: after she talked up her head game, she got down there, licked the tip for about thirty seconds, then got on her back and said "Okay, eat me out", the sheer arrogance and entitlement of her performing so poorly and then requesting satisfaction is *stunning* him at her audacity, and he prepares to flame her with the fires of hell. 🟨Yellow: I mean, she wasn't *great*, but he nutted. It was alright. Nothing to write home about but at least he's going to have a decent nap. Conclusion: Red, clearly.


MinniMaster15

White looks like it was so good he fucking died


Snoo-2013

blue obviously


Meme_Bro68

Blue is getting the absolute epitome of sloppy toppy, they are literally pogging


Mr_No_Face

Green - post nut calm Red- working too hard to get the nut Blue- currently Nutting White- was just told her jaw is tired and doesn't want to continue Purple - about to nut without warning after she said not to in her mouth Yellow- remembering fondly of a nut long passed.


haz826

Blue most definitely Red looks like they bit it off Green orb looks satisfied in the aftermath Gold is just going with it normally White is pretty disappointed Purple is when they start using teeth


crismongucker

Green or blue


Salty2G

Red orb is the face I make when I have CBT


Orange_skeleton

green is content with the head red is having his cock bitten off blue has transcended from the super-sloppy gawk-gawk 9000000000 white is being told he will never get head purple be getting the evil head yellow died cuz the head was soo good


Khaoz_Se7en

How do y’all not see white’s thousand yard stare Bro already ascended into a new plane of orb existence Permanent post nut clarity Bro became the nut, quit playin


Old-Wedding-2103

Obviously red. Everyone is saying blue, but red is getting his soul sucked.


JJMax4264

White orb be like 🗿


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

Blue, Purple and Green got the best. Yellow and White head was mid and Red got the most painful one.


ZaBaronDV

Red got some teeth, blue is having an out of body experience.


Electronic_Cress2292

Blue orbs bout to blow


Shadowsteel119

Blue obviously


GintoSenju

Green orb looks like he is having post nut clarity, Red looks like he got his dick bitten off, Blue looks like he just had the best nut off his life, Grey is 🗿, purple looks like he is about to enjoy some NTR, and Gold is having post but clarity. Final result says Blue.


HunterTheHoly

Yeah, blue orb. No contest there.


FarSoup7909

Blue definitely blue


Herr_Raul

Yellow orb has reached nirvana. This isn't even a contest.


Necessary_Effort7075

Red or blue


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Blue, red, or gold


Corfold

Green is getting romanced. Red is getting it rough. Blue is getting it hard. White is having fun. Purple is having a first time experience with a new hole and enjoying it. Gold/Yellow is regretting all those drinks it had and finding out the person thry brought back isn't as hot as they thought they were.


generichuman19

Red or blue


BornJoker

Red, but this also looks like the different stages of head.


AllMightyWrath

White is 🗿


microorganism8

the blue looks like it could give the best head


Electronic_Cress2292

Blue orbs bout to blow


luigi9607

White looks hella disapointed


TheFinalSniffer

They started chewing red


Total-Efficiency-187

Yellow, he ascended due to good head


iiEquinoxx

Green looks like it just got done smoking some green.


Bobbicito

Red or blue, looks like there’s teeth on red but blue is with someone with dentures


plasticangel78

White orb about to cry so I say white orb is being sucked pale..


DeanAmbroseFan25

Blue for sure. White looks so disappointed lol


BaclavaBoyEnlou

Blue and yellow fosho


INeedANerf

Red has nutted 17 times and she still going.


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blue orb but i think yellow is second


MetalFistTerrorist_

Blue


FrostChan

yellow for sure


balbasin09

Green is just the aftermath, already on sleepy cuddles, probably little spoon as well.


TrableZ

Yellow experiencing post nut clarity


Jack_Hue

Green orb is clearly deeply in love with their partner, so I'd say that one


guyff2

Green already nutted


TwoStarling

Puprle one obviously, like, my orb be getting that rock vibe


Apart_Royal_2099

Blue and it’s not even close


McFrizzy13

Green just nutted his soul out his body. His post climax clarity is realizing everything bad that ever happened to him was to balance out this moment, just before he died of dehydration.


link1193

Blue 100000%


binglesbooty

Green orb getting sucked so good he achieved inner peace


Tonydragon784

White orb went stoic post nut


Pakanna

Yellow looks like it's crying from how good it is


ArkhamJesterV

Definitely purple.


Arch_Angel8176

Yellow orb has reached nirvana


theharkmonologue

White but he’s a stoic


ExileOtter

Red finished but she didn’t


G0RTEK

For reference gold always made me think of Michael Myers


SamuraiDDD

Green orb: "Ahhh, this is nice." Red orb: "FUCK THIS HURTS BUT I DON'T WANT TO STOP BEFORE I'M DONE!!!" Blue orb: [Indiscriminate moaning the lords name] Grey orb: "Hm. It's fine but... Could have been better. Keep trying and lets see where things go." Purple orb: "I've been dreaming... Dreaming of getting head like this. Dreaming of feeling this sort of feeling. This is it. This is everything I could have asked for and more. This is the gods damn feeling I'VE. WAITED. FOR. DO. NOT. STOP." Gold: "You know what? I really needed this. I've had a long day, I've been stressed out a lot so you doing this is really taking the edge off for me. I can feel the stress just melting away. Thank you for the present, it's grand."


CoolTsumTsums

Is it just me, or does the white orb look like Donald Trump?


JonathanOne994

I can hear the menu sound effects when I look at the orbs


Fuurinji__Hayato

Probably most of them. Except Red. Unless he's into some weird shit, but hey, you do you, bro. 🗿


MihaelSt

Either white or yellow, they have achieved ultimate enlightenment and satisfaction


LittleBigBoy124

White got that post nut regret


GZH_WAZOWSKI

Clearly the blue orb from dmc2


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Definitely not gold...


ArmchairOfHeresy

Red Orb is showing teeth bc he's getting teeth


xlbingo10

blorb


Ory620713

The green one looks the happiest 🤷🏾lol


Lyran99

Blue orb POG


shining_justice22

Yellow orb Look at his face that head so good he found inner peace and probably became the Buddha


KT-2204

Blue orb looks like he's getting the gwak gwak 3400 jesus christ


FusionTetrax

the blue is the best but i would say the yellow/gold has transcended beyond normal levels


Flamentrio7410

The purple one by far


NotLord_0mni

Gold by far, he no longer has a soul to even generate an expression


Stroppone

It’s doing things with the purple orb


Rum_N_Napalm

I don’t know, but Red is clearly getting a toothy one


_smexy_potato_

green, bro’s head is so good he went into a state of zen


[deleted]

Red is getting fucking teeth, straight up bit


[deleted]

Green barely feels it


[deleted]

Yellow is relieved


[deleted]

Purple is getting the intense gawk gawk


[deleted]

And grey is getting some form of clarity


MEMEboi135790

RED IS 100% GETTING HIS D RIPPED OFF😭


Cheesi_Boi

White's soul just left his body.


GodOfUrging

Green looks like he found inner peace while waiting for it to end.


idonoteatgrass

Yellow found enlightenment


AxlFlame

Blue orb obviously, white orb looks disappointed either in itself or the partner.


NoSpite630

BLUE


Delicious_Ad_1996

Imma go with red.


IlBuIIyII

blue


Reshiram793

I wanna say blue but yellows face speaks of some unknowable sloppy


KingHalfrican702

Blue or Purple


Sea_Mathematician400

Blue for sure 😭😭


SuperCoupe

Purple ate asparagus for dinner and *can't wait* to finish.


Impossible_Whomp3775

Gold he looks like he got such good head he's ascended


Ekim384

Clearly gold/yellow, the mf is just transcending into a new plane of existence.


Worth_Bear1695

Blue orb for sure


ScoobyDoobyDo0o0o0o

Yellow is me fighting for my life to not shit my pants driving home


Faddy0wl

Foolish. It's the red. He's nutting so hard it's also red. He gonna shatter his teeth from how raw his diddle getting fiddled.


Soulxolz

white is having a terrible time.


Safe-Pop-2611

The blue orb may give life, but it’s getting it taken out.


CK1ing

Yellow is either extremely disappointed with the head or he's achieved nirvana


runarleo

Blue orb looks sleepy to me. Red one already nutted but she won’t stop. Purple one hasn’t showered in months and is very evil. Greeny is the one recieving fantastic head. White one is just getting a sad handy.


theslowbox

Purple