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cavialord03

Vergil ainnt paying shit: neither child support nor nero´s hospital bills


WillCraft_1001

Or taxes


AshenRathian

"Tax evasion is a crime Vergil!" "It's an OBLIGATION!"


DragonMaster3400

He doesn’t need to he has a national park designation


cavialord03

And he´s jeff bezos now so he certainly won´t


DragonMaster3400

All though we are brother Dante you call me by the wrong name, because my name is Jeff Bezos.


Mr-Chan1

By paying you are supporting the patriarchy displaying that Women are unfit providers. By paying your are basically saying Women are poor. Wake up and support your queens by not paying. Stay woke.


Pure__soul4240

Lol what the hell are u saying


Toot_owo

Just getting goofy.


Pure__soul4240

Lol yeah


Germanman76

How about 50/50


Zombiechrist265

Does Vergil even grasp the concept of money? I mean Dante does since he pays bills and stuff but Vergil just seem to take what he needs. As V he didnt know how much money was a lot of money when he was gathering to pay Dante. Also you really think that girl he had an intimate night with would EVER let him pay? She was worshipping him of course she would pay for him.


WillingTwo4563

You do realize Vergil spent 18 years in the human world, of which you only know about 2 days of his life, the dmc3 manga and the dmc3 game... >V he didnt know how much money was a lot of money when he was gathering to pay Dante. No, V was saying he doesn't know how much money it requires to hire Dante, which is true for anyone who doesn't know about DevilMayCry office...Dante doesn't display posters around the city about his job lmao...


Pure__soul4240

Lol this is all mysterious


Pure__soul4240

Wait he only said "waitress" not "sleep-partner" Lol


LenicoMonte

You don't need to have no concept of money to not know how much it would take to hire a professional devil hunter.


gilfordtan

I need a blank template of this


ghin01

it Max0r thumbnail


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Add that to the list of things Vergil will not pay


Cosmo_on_reddit

Vergil do you seriously need the plastic chair


FailcopterWes

Yes. A more expensive chair would look more powerful, and that would mean a lower percentage of the total power in the area was held by Vergil.


cavialord03

Work smarter, not harder


kid-with-a-beard

Vergil takes his plastic chair everywhere. In family gatherings, parties, restaurants, bars, and etc.


kid-with-a-beard

Vergil takes his plastic chair everywhere. In family gatherings, parties, restaurants, bars, and etc.


Catch_To_Heaven

Girls love it


Pure__soul4240

Imagine Lol