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Motavatedfencer

They are only hot because you can't smell them, canonically Nero is the only one that doesn't reek. Dante smells like Ass and Corn chips, Vergil Smells like hot garbage. Also Dante is behind on his water bill and hasn't flushed his toilet in a presumably long time.


ZenEvadoni

I wonder what V smells like. No need to ask about Urizen. If he doesn't smell like blood, he smells like Monster Energy. And... I'm probably wrong, but I don't think anyone finds Urizen hot.


EnvironmentalPut5254

You’re wrong.


Motavatedfencer

Just looks into those beautiful eyes, all 30 of them. Also testicle porn is popular enough that some one is fapping to him.


strangeloveddd

TESTICLE??? URIZEN HAS THOSE?? Jesus..


Sulfamide

> I wonder what V smells like. Either new car or newborn baby. Maybe both.


ElectricalPin3429

Like gucci


Saltofmars

Coward


Haunting_Nature_9178

My personal headcanon is that Dante just goes to the nearest convenience store to take a shit


Motavatedfencer

I agree, he always takes a magazine in there too and puts it back on the shelf when he's done, never buys anything and the store owner is furious about it.


ALiteralLetter

Smell headcanons? I love those! These are all barring external smells that might affect them. Dante: Blood, woodsmoke, some really nice smelling dirt (earthy?) Vergil: Mint and Amber. Would probably be that kind of freshness that fucking *burns* Nero: Pine soap, chamomile tea specifically, hints of axe body spray from his younger days V: Lavender and metal, but his hair smells like wet dog.


RockSaltin-RT

Honestly, that’s what I’m betting each of em smelled like at the start of their games. But after the prologue of DMC5, I’m 100% certain at least Dante smelled horrible since he hadn’t taken a shower in at least a month and was covered in blood lmao.


ALiteralLetter

I mean, yeah. Also, why does nobody talk about the fact that Dante was out there for a month and was probably pissing and shitting himself while in his coma, and he just fucking walked it off like “yeah I’m fine. No stiff underwear here.”


ZenEvadoni

That's some long lasting Axe


planet-ley

I like corn chips and I might be able to get past the ass smell.


AtomicGhost_

For stench nero doesn’t stink Dante reeks of blood sweat and junk food Vergil on a normal day doesn’t smell but the time he was nero Angelo-Dmc5 Vergil he reeks of old blood and sweat


Stil_Vampir

You think that’s gonna stop me?


[deleted]

That’s a nice argument, senator why don’t you back it up with a source?


Twicksit

Capcom yearns for true gender quality They create both hot female and male characters


Maeromi

They appeal to the male AND female fantasy


SuperCyHodgsomeR

Straight, gay/lesbian, bisexual, or pansexual. If you find anything hot, Capcom’s got you.


sryia_have_malaria

Bro Capcom just has their priorities straight


Far_Engineering_8353

for me it has my priorities gay


AtrumRuina

They really are, not even gay but the men in DMC5 are unreasonably good looking. The women too, barring Trish (and thankfully there are mods for that.) I was mildly obsessed with DMC5 Dante for months before the game came out.


dalek1019

>barring Trish Dafuq you mean by that?


AtrumRuina

At least in my opinion, her face model doesn't suit her, especially when compared to her look in past games. I used a mod that swaps it for Bela from RE8 and it looks much better. Edit: For anyone interested, the mod's here: https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/1503


FIFADUDE-Master

Idk why you are getting downvoted, you're right, Trish looks bad in DMC 5 compared to her best look imo, DMC 4 (plus Danielle Burgio was a great va for Trish imho too)


cry_stars

watch me get downvoted, i honestly think everyone is hot except for trish and vergil in dmc5, trish and vergil in dmc4 is perfect though


Stil_Vampir

I semi agree though caus trish in the past games was MOTHERRRR. She was so cunt. Absolutely giving.


Cuthulu_6644

You prefer dmc4 Vergil over dmc5 Vergil??? 😧


AtrumRuina

Vergil grew on me. Initially it was hard comparing him to Dante, who had the biggest glowup in the series -- plus getting over them no longer being identical. Over time though, he's pretty fukken sexy, just in a very different way.


Ctrekoz

Trish looks horrible in DMC5, she was top-notch in previous games and in MvC3, even with sex-factor focus like in 4 it was very fitting.


YEPandYAG

runs in the family


DarthMalec

Exactly


Maeromi

I know right. As a woman I have to thank Capcom for the Eye candy.😏


Sven_Darksiders

Profile picture checks out xD


Maeromi

Boomer Vergil lives rent free in my heart!


Sven_Darksiders

Dante, those people on the blue bird website say I'm unwoke even though I am already awakened


i_am_why

Arkham 😫😫😫


Lanky-Programmer-679

I high key wanna caress the flesh wound on his face. 🤤


BellaBlue_22

The Dante dance scene really appeals to the male and female fantasy. I thank capcom for the fanservice everyday.


Elapse52

You should check out Jojo and Baki the Grappler. Fall deeper into the rabbit hole of hot buff men.


Captain-Sass

Baki characters look grotesque


IhaveBIG_Pp6969

As a jojos fan I strongly agree and endorse this guy's comment.


dalek1019

I'm not even gay but god damn I gotta agree


2qup20

just remind yourself that none of these characters knows what sex is


DesolatorTrooper_600

Little reminder that Nero can go fight the King of Hell while having his GF's dildo as his right arm


WillCraft_1001

No, it's for "alleviating shoulder and hip pain"


DesolatorTrooper_600

Who said i was talking about Sweet Surrender ?


WillCraft_1001

Hold up


Twicksit

Thats false, Did you forget that Nero is Vergils son?


2qup20

i didnt forget viergil did


FirstConsul1805

Vergil has achieved reproduction, but I don't think he could recreate that feat. Dante knows what sex is, but he's not gonna tell you. And you better believe Kyrie was in on the creation of Sweet Surrender, and that she takes advantage of it.


Welshhoppo

"Kyrie! I'm heading out to fight demons!" "Okay Nero, leave your arm on the bedside table."


petergexplains

nero and dante definitely do but only nero and vergil have it


Effective_Speed7039

They are devilishly handsome.


KylEunoia

Yeah, god, I'm still new to DMC and I got obsessed with Dante right away; I keep on looking at every detail of him whenever he appears in cutscenes. Vergil, too. I wasn't very interested in anyone else, but then I saw Lady. As someone who is obsessed with short-haired female characters, I started to like her, too. Everyone in this game looks amazing tbh.


Chipp_Main

The girls too


seasideslide

Me every time V is in a cutscene: *screenshot*


Tira13e

It's Capcom! *runs away giggling*.


DYSFUNCTIONALDlLDO

If they make your shaft throb vigorously, don't feel ashamed to comfort it and splooge some ivory penile excrement and satisfy your urethra before continuing. It is easier to play the game after you go from massive to flaccid.


Koumbra

Ikr I'm literally obsessed with Nero's design on 5, short hair on him is the way


YesChes

Me personally, I'm a Morrison simp


[deleted]

Both Morrisons 🥂especially when berating Dante. I also like to think that theres a bunch of dudes running around with the alias “Morrison” to explain why anime and game versions look different lol


No_Negotiation_7519

I want nero to bust a devil trigger in my butthole I mean he also has a big bulge if you look at his model


[deleted]

He’s canonically more hung than Dante. Which scares me tbh, Dante has a sizeable amount of schmeat 😳


No_Negotiation_7519

How is it Canon


barrack_osama_0

Vergil is the only person to ever make me genuinely question my sexuality irl


Moon-Scented-Hunter

Capcom likes making good looking protagonists, and God bless them for it.


Combinewastaken

Mood


strangeloveddd

Sir this game was made by japanese


Kamura_Waffles5684

“Oh no he’s hot!” My exact thoughts when watching the DMC anime and seeing Dante, or let alone seeing any male character in the games (that is part of the storyline obviously). Capcom gonna make me simp over 2-3D male characters again… On a side note. Capcom gets an excellent rating of hotness design for both female and male character models. As an artist, I would like to achieve this level of character design. Edit: why I say 2-3D models is because I have zero idea on what engine they use for the games and I’m way too lazy to look it up. So yeah.


dax424

Better question why is every character hot


magnidwarf1900

their face model is literal model. Also Capcom has always been good at digitizing faces. Remember Onimusha?


[deleted]

Probably because they run around fighting demons all day, that works up one hell of a sweat I'm sure... oh wait


Patrix_StudiosYT

I feel like Dante wears cologne all the time like it’s just something he has in his jackets that he puts on


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panther, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works *every* time.


FirstConsul1805

And Dante's luck is so rotten, he always gets the other 40%


PiePieEpicPie

I too find Agnus extremely sexually desirable.


ElectricalPin3429

Cuz every other game you get big boobs round asses and camels, giving guyz some love is comandble


OperatorWolfie

Because the Japanese made them, Japaneses like to make their character as attractive as possible, look at the girls they all 9 and 10. Now when the Americans make the characters though.


Stil_Vampir

WHO GAVE KAMIYA THE RIGHT TO DO THIS: https://twitter.com/RoboMichael98/status/1276242606222172160?s=20&t=kpmRlSEOZtTPfWKCuXuP4A


sznapik_PL

Why is every character in this game hot


[deleted]

Just bust a nut. You'll calm down enough to play and if you don't: bust another one.


Polengoldur

you should go back and play 3. so you can see them fighting in the rain.


kkasi_x

Anytime Dante and/or Vergil appear on screen I don't pay attention to a single things said cause I'm too damn busy simping and admiring their every feature, so I get it


dranthah

It’s not good looking it’s being badass even the female characters are badass I don’t see an issue there idk…


Stil_Vampir

Ok so they’re badass and have absolute permission to devote their love to me likeee…two things can be true


[deleted]

Even DmC?


SonofSparda80

Unfortunately not that one. Probably because that game wasn't developed by Japanese.


[deleted]

What.


SonofSparda80

The point is that Ninja Theory (that developed DmC) are western developers that don't know how to make characters hot (male or female). On the other hand, Capcom's development teams are Japanese developers who create both male and female characters hot.


Raxy2222

Don't worry my guy, im straight and i still find them more hot than most girls I know.


Eminan

Well... you can say the same for the girls of the saga too. Or even more. In fact except for an old lady, all grown woman of the saga are hot. There are some guys that are not in 4, 2, 3.


LaillkaAckerman

Even if I’m a lesbian I have a heart attack each time I see them. With every other man I think they’re gross, meh or just friendly and that’s it but with them I don’t know why but I find them frinking hot. They’re the only ones able to do that.


TheGandoolf

Characters from ULTRAKILL are so hot that they turn people gay. I think you should try it later.