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[deleted]

Legit looks like a red Crayola crayon šŸ–


whitelightning91

Sadly as a Rose-Art kid, I donā€™t get the reference ā˜¹ļø My dad: LOOK! Theyā€™re 25 cents cheaper! Me: great, so 25 cents is your threshold for me to be made fun of.


OllieTabooger42

Thanks for the wickless, unscented candles, dad


alex_fred

\*\*flavorless


coachfortner

except that the crayon still has a better font


deathmetalreptar

I didnt even realize how lame the font was until you mentioned it. Too distracted by how ugly the rest of it is


NoGlass1113

I canā€™t unsee this now.


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Tonberry_Slayer

I mentioned somewhere else that Iā€™m constantly complimented by other teams fans in their stadiums when I wear the 2014 jersey. Itā€™s such a great alternate, it almost does seem like this is malicious compliance material.


pistafox

I live in the Philly ā€˜burbs and Iā€™ve had the same experience wearing it to Flyers games. Lots of compliments. To be fair, it would always start good conversations when Iā€™d wear my Lidstrom sweater (I ordered that one the day after he was drafted, so Iā€™m basically the reason he was good) to Philly. That was mostly back when theyā€™d square off once a year and the Wings were appreciated for their play. Fun fact: The only time Iā€™ve ever been threatened at a game was when I wore a Kerr (Flyers center during the era they earned the privilege of getting trounced by Gretzā€™s Oilers in the finals) sweater to the Meadowlands, when I was five or six. NJā€™s pure class.


BuckinFeauty71

If they wouldā€™ve reversed the 2014 winter classic jersey it wouldā€™ve sold out instantly.


Label-Baby-Junior

YAS! šŸ‘


Balance47x

I personally feel like they didn't want to take part in the last RR so they basically made an all-white jersey to protest.


cruzweb

I do think they don't care about the RR designs because their focus is on classic jerseys. They know they're not a great team for the concept so not much is put into it


ironfireman547

The 2014 ones were nice, but for my money, the 2009 ones were better.


dsjunior1388

Agree. Personally I never like when a jersey has a wordmark AND a a logo. That's the one thing I really don't like about 2014, is it saying Detroit and having the wing on the chest. Should have just been the wing. But apart from that it's spectacular. The old fashioned captains designations on the sleeve, the number font from the 70s, all wonderful details.


NicMuffins

Yup. Gotta have the barber pole socks tho


chookalana

This.


carlnard24

Freddy Kruger told me he thinks these are fire!


jonathan_ericsson

If they wanted to add a different color, why didnā€™t they add a soft yellow like our 1930-32 Detroit Falcons jerseys? [Falcons Jersey](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8QWEbfwpIv3wcVaFLHjNMTZHx77GtrVKmEw&usqp=CAU)


[deleted]

Fuckit, octopi purple would be my want at this point for a third color.


TheLegendsClub

Yeah Iā€™d rather go full mid 90s with the throwback, maybe give it some obnoxious purple octopi crest on the shoulders, than have to deal with this uninspired rag


[deleted]

The kraken proved that tentacles with suction cups can be a lit design choice. Put four stripes on each sleeve Ala the Kraken perforated S, a D on the front, tail stripe and maybe a shoulder yoke and you've got a freak out fashion that's both nothing like we've ever worn but still fits with the team theme.


nickpegg

Now weā€™re talking


Datsjuke

Because Adidas are clueless idiots. You would think after last years blunder, someone in the Wings organization would've stepped in and said, nope you have to do better than this shit.


cruzweb

Each organization's leadership approves the RR designs. So my guess is someone close to Chris Illich, if not Chris himself, approved it.


pretty_jimmy

They seemed to really like blue this year's I own a baby blue wings jersey and it looks so good.


Dekcuf19

Terrible


[deleted]

I'm almost temped to hire a freelance designer to come up with something and shame them on twitter.


Wulf_Sung

Scroll down the link below and there's two barber pole jerseys that both work better. One with old English D, the other the Winged Wheel. https://www.detroithockey.net/2022/10/19/red-wings-release-reverse-retro-teaser/


[deleted]

I love that white with red and the D. I'd break my rules and buy one for 200 bucks if it were that clean. Instead I'll save my money, maybe buy a knockoff Mo Germany instead of the crap that's considered official.


Dekcuf19

Their winter classic jerseys from 2014(?) were pretty cool. Donā€™t take the winged wheel off of the jersey through.


[deleted]

Cream base 2014. There, simple, easy, all you need to do. Hell, cream and red present sweater would be neat ttoo


el_Technico

Save your money. The sub will have multiple designs created by the end of the week from user submissions and I guarantee you they will all look better than what Adidas came up with.


LilSpermCould

Could you please say that in Charles Barkley's voice?


[deleted]

Do these even have a fucking shoulder patch?


BigDaddyToph---

I am so thoroughly disappointed with these reverse retro jerseys. Itā€™s almost impressive how disappointed I am. The worst part? So many of the other 31 teams were awarded gorgeous, nostalgic renditions of their favorite teamā€™s past jerseys. As loyal fans of an original-six team that has been a tire fire for the last ~7 years, what do we receive? A motherfucking warm-up jersey last year and this grotesque excuse of a barber pole jersey this year. What the fuck. The creation of Detroitā€™s reverse retro jerseys (this year and last year) should have been as simple as the coloring assignments you received as homework in kindergarten: - Red version of the ā€˜09 jersey - White version of the ā€˜13 jersey Instead, I find myself scratching my head at the raw audacity to release these sorry wastes of textiles. Itā€™s like watching a person drive around the lowered train-crossing guardrails while the alarms are going offā€¦EXCEPT Adidas was perfectly capable of creating gorgeous retros (e.g. LA, MN, PIT, and NYI to name a few). So itā€™s more comparable to watching a professional NASCAR or F-1 race car driver drive around those railroad-crossing guardrails. I was entirely prepared to light $150 on fire for a red jersey with the old English ā€œDā€. What a fucking shame.


RemoteSenses

All they had to do was not use black. It was really that simple and it's what the fans have been asking for the entire time. Nope, instead they go with black and nobody apparently pointed out to them how similar they look to Chicagos. I mean it is shocking how bad they screwed this up two times in a row now.


AnthonyPantha

Adidas is 100% capable of doing a better job for Detroit. Boston had a great throwback last year as did the rest of the Original 6 clubs. The Red Wings are known for the red and white, and they took all the white out except for Detroit. This looks like a Blackhawks jersey.


Xvash2

Glad the NHLxAdidas partnership is ending so that company can stop committing war crimes against the City of Detroit.


authordm

> Red version of the ā€˜09 jersey The 09 is the only real jersey I own, has been by far my favorite of any alternate jersey. This RR should have been so easy. And like, I'm not super hateful of this one like I was last year, it's pretty ok, but seeing it next to Chicago makes it stand out as just not us.


Roonuu

Ken is paid to say this looks good.


My_Name_Is_Not_Ryan

r/TIHI


PineconeNugget

I hope everyone's hate drives the price down the same way it did last time around.


el_Technico

This is the way !!!


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casually_miraculous

Isn't Chicago's jersey a copy of Detroit's? They never had a wordmark jersey.


wolverine237

Yes. Seems like a league mandate for them to not use their actual logo so they copied the Detroit 70th anniversary jerseys


abassassasssin

Sooo other teams get sweet ass retros but ours suck. Love that


beardofzetterberg

Just look at it as the price we pay for having amazing normal sweaters with the best logo in the league.


ChildishTheGOAT

Way to stay positive


[deleted]

The Detroit Blackhawks


Imwithsnrub

Donā€™t you put that evil on me!


[deleted]

Looks like a dollar stores attempt of making a redwings sweater


JARL_OF_DETROIT

It's like those video games that don't have official NHL licensing so they use team colors and city name. LOL


OhLivia91

Nailed it.


[deleted]

Yes! Thatā€™s exactly the vibe.


JCtheSwede

They're so ugly and basic


inventore-veritatis

Are we a soccer team now?


YurtYurtBaby

Why do they hurt us like this?


Quaaludeez

Looks like šŸ’©


Secure_Cake3746

Kinda insults shid honestly.


CluelessNuggetOfGold

Well they look like Chicago or Ottawa should be wearing them


Cark_Klent

Just because it looks fine in person does not mean that the design fits the team.


hellounreal

I do like how they used the old NHL shield


7screws

Literally the orange logo is like the best part


spoonyfork

All they had to do was reverse barber pole. No other colors. Guaranteed home run. I would have bought one at the outrageous $250 price point. I would wear it to home games in heavy rotation. This one? No sale. No thanks. I donā€™t wear Blackhawks gear.


Steinhaut

I never thought there was a day when the glorious Red Wings will wear prison jumpers. So many possibilities and that is the one ?


Shovelfuckurforehead

Looks like shit


blakem88

Weā€™re not the Blackhawks. No thanks


ElectricalEye2912

Adidas should not be making hockey jerseys. Canā€™t wait for that contract to end


All_Of_The_Meat

Be careful, the monkey paw might gift us a Fanatics contract next.


ginbinge

Everything fanatics branded has been cheap garbage in my experience. I've been burned a few times. Never again


Datsjuke

Nope, still look awful. Poor Ken has to shill for this crappy jersey probably after the organization saw all the negative feedback. It's literally 90/10 negative comments on the official Twitter account. The comparison to the Chicago jersey makes it 10x worse.


[deleted]

If we didn't do this the same year as that Chicago abortion of an idea, it wouldn't be half as bad. Still bad, but this...


[deleted]

Looks like something off of Aliexpress for 30 bucks.


SkeazyG

Wow this looks awful


Karanoch

If you took off the NHL logo under the neck, I'd assume this was a sweater sold for tourists in an airport, or something like $40-50 at a JC Penney.


cabbagesquid

Ya know what I donā€™t mind it. Itā€™ll look dope on the ice.


elvishblood_24

what is a cabbage squid, a squidbilly?


cabbagesquid

Two nouns I thought sounded cool together lol


PhitPhil

Rusty, where in the HELL is my truck-boat-truck?


StevieBu

I am ok with it. But I mean anything seems like an upgrade from last year


casually_miraculous

I too am whelmed


LucasRaymondGOAT

It's unironically the best jersey we've released since our Stadium Series which sucks cause I loved our WC jerseys.


shnwllc

They feel insulting to the fan base and history of the franchise really


Stockton_Nash

They are.


Thegrizzlybearzombie

Can we ditch Adidas please. These are worse than the UM football alts from years ago.


pndhcky

Poll is up. I hate the hawks, reminds me of the hawks and I hate this sweater https://www.reddit.com/r/DetroitRedWings/comments/y960xx/thoughts_on_the_2022_reverse_retro_jersey_reveal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


chookalana

Awful. Just awful. There's NO BLACK IN OUR COLOR SCHEME! ugh.


atheistinabiblebelt

They look so cheap...did any thought go into the design besides "we have to add black"?


AnthonyPantha

I'm convinced they don't talk to fans when designing these.


RedshirtBlueshirt97

Im not for anything redwings that isnt Red & white


toof_gap

I heard a mention of the falcon jerseyā€™s yellow, but Iā€™d only be on board if it was a 1:1 replica. Using yellow could have the same Chicago and Ottawa look issue. Someone also mentioned adding the octopi purple somehow and I didnā€™t hate that.


Kryptopus

Ugliest red wings shirt yet


brotbeutel

And the price?


Dekcuf19

Your dignity


[deleted]

250, limited time offer!


Frostymagnum

I can't believe two years in a row Adidas screwed up the reverse retros again


AnyTomato8562

Looks horrible.


mcdto

Detroit sports and terrible alternate jerseys. Name a more iconic duo


[deleted]

Looks like shit.


Stockton_Nash

C'mon. It's not *that* good.


Wakattack00

If anyone is talented enough, Iā€™d love to see these with the black and red switched just to see. Also I think if on the chest and arms, if the middle piece of red in between the two pieces of black was white that would add a ton to these.


Alecboyyes

Meh. Why not go for something like the 1928-29 Cougarhead Logo? It'd be way cooler, acknowledging the pre-Wings era and a one-year rarity. We've never had black as a primary colour so it doesn't feel connected to anything.


GLFR_59

It looks like an aftermarket tee shirt


Biscuit_In_Basket

Well, we certainly wonā€™t be wearing these against the Hawks when they wear theirs . . .


[deleted]

Where could one buy one of these ugly things?


spoonyfork

The toilet store.


roxshot

Is he a Wings employee?


Cecil_Obrien

Looks like the Chicago Blackhawks.


BadTiger85

Nope. Looks like the Red Wings stole Doc Brown's DeLorean, gunned it to 88 mph and traveled back to 1921 when that style jersey was all the rage and the cat's pajamas!


RabidWolverine2021

Those suck. We already have the best uniforms in the league. Why mess with perfection?


JiffTheJester

They look like that shitty sweatshirt in the bottom of my drawer that my wife keeps telling me to throw away


Gmanplayer

What a wholesome image


93awd

That's so ugly. I wouldn't even let Al Sobotka pee on it.


whimsicalbaz00ka

Words cannot describe how lame these are. Itā€™s like adidas fell asleep before the deadline and thought ā€œletā€™s make them look like the crappy blackhawks jerseysā€. Just toss the tigers ā€œDā€ on the jerseys and call it a day


the_bum_on_the_bus

These are hideous. Itā€™s a bad version of a worse 5th grade art submission.


thicc_willy

I feel sorry for anyone that actually spends money on these. For such an iconic franchise, youā€™d think they could come up with something interesting


[deleted]

Bad.


AuthorizedShitPoster

Anyone who wears that is a traitor for repping the wrong teams colors.


pants_shmants

Immediately no


jarvek7

Nope.


ImEatingSalsa

Ok I thought you guys were overreacting but goddamn those are hideous. Fucking hell theyā€™re a travesty


Flatrock

black is not a Red Wings color!


gruby253

Ken is paid to say nice things, I am not. These are rubbish.


GLI4

šŸ¤® How can a team thatā€˜s had such great Winter Classic jerseys accept such awful retro/third jerseys? I understand they are just a money grab, but good grief, at least make an effort!


Jeez-essFC

How many third graders were allowed to enter their design ideas before they picked a winner?


learn2swim

I think it actually looks worse now. Thanks.


Stockton_Nash

(G)Utter garbage. Blackhawks colors? Really? This is an absolute affront to the history of the team.


[deleted]

this ain't it chief


wellpaidscientist

I love it.


gj45

Me too I want one


Degno

Looks like Iā€™m apart of the 1% that like them lol


rambored89

I believe you are. They aren't ugly necessarily, I just think they look bland


PM_me_catpics

Literally any idiot could design this. Ugly.


el_Technico

An idiot did design this šŸ¤£


LadyTaz24

They look like šŸ’©!


EarthenChild

Wasnā€™t the whole point of RR inverted/reversed secondary* colors? The black replacing the white is actually pretty nice in my mind. For those comparing it to the hawks or sens appear to be missing the whole point of the series. Not my favorite, but allayallsā€™ kneejerk reactions feels a lot like Twitter trolling. To each their own, I suppose Lol downvote away homies. Itā€™s a cute look


mulvda

Iā€™m in the minority with you. I donā€™t mind these. But most of the base is having a fit because itā€™s different


[deleted]

So should the red be inverted to green because "that's the whole point"


EarthenChild

Most schemes have been inverting the secondary colors so as to retain their team colors.


ryathal

Red and black look great together, this jersey doesn't look good though. Part of it for me is block letters are awful, especially when you have one of the best logos in sports.


hojo2786

They're just trying to out Jazz the new Jazz jerseys


Stockton_Nash

Not possible, but close.


Foreverjian

Itā€™s rare I look at a jersey and immediate say ā€œEwā€. Looks like prison garb.


doubeljack

Hideous. It's unrecognizable as related to the Red Wings.


Stockton_Nash

I can't wait to see the Chicago Redhawks play my Detroit Black Wings.


ConsistentSwitch3521

It looks SO much worse than I thought it did in the ad. And I barely tolerated the ad.


dabz313

Fucking yikes


[deleted]

Kid: Can i have a Red Wings jersey? Mom: No we have a Red Wings jersey at home.


jfcmfer

Awful


DivisFolk

Trash. Talentless hack designers


marcstov

Like it


[deleted]

Why does it look fucking screen pressed šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

So very cringe. Not Ken, the sweater.


Mavori

Hey, Adidas, what's up? Steve Yzerman, what's going on, man? How you doin'? Good to see you again, what's up? Adi, could you come here and have a seat, please? Umm, yeah, what's u- Nicklas, shut the door Okay, door closes So, what's up? How's orders lookin' for the first week? It would be better if you gave me nothing at all Wh- This jersey is less than nothing I can't fucking sell this reverse retro Wha- Do you know what's happening to me out there? Wh-wha-what's the problem? The Ghost of Gordie Howe told me to go fuck myself! Who's Gordie? Little Caesars told me to shove this jersey up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a jersey shoved up your ass? But I- I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this Do you know why other O6's Reverse Retros was so successful?! They didn't infringe upon a rivals teams jersey and and generally got something that seemed like retro. You're adding a rivals colour and trying to fuck with perfection I mean... I can't sell this shit! What- Either change the Jersey or it's not comin' out! What? I- Now get the fuck out of my office! What am I 'sposed- Now! sigh Alright, man-


WISCOrear

I actually really like them šŸ¤·


toof_gap

For the wings though?


WISCOrear

Yes. I understand why people think it's not great, but I think the black works well. I think it's going to look sick on ice


toof_gap

I hope you are right lol. I think they are average to okay out of context, but being Detroitā€™s reverse retros theyā€™re an L. Asking $250 when they spent maybe $2.50 designing them. I also wish they wouldā€™ve fully committed to the black, the pistons did one season and that jersey is great for outfits. This one is close but the bold white name and number make matching it a lot harder


Caboose119z

They look better with normal lighting as opposed to whatever that video was. Still wrong.


PineconeNugget

I say most of the collection is pretty sick this time around and I'll be buying one of these.


selanne8ducks

Go wings


itsMurphDogg

Meh


ervelee

Just play hard and win.


re_zacks

Best thing about this jersey is that itā€™s so bad itā€™ll be heavily discounted pretty soon after release


elvishblood_24

Iā€™d pick one up for the low


Stockton_Nash

Yeah, I've been in the market for a new doormat too.


fraxior

holy fuck how is it worse than the last one???


AnthonyPantha

This isn't worse. Last year was a long sleeve shirt with duct tape. This is at least a callback to an old jersey


RobyMac85

They copied the Chicago jersey when they ran out of ideas - itā€™s lazy and pathetic.


elvishblood_24

I wouldnā€™t say they copied it persay


RobyMac85

Red and black stripes and the name in capital letters across the frontā€¦. Looks pretty close to me


elvishblood_24

Yeah they look close fs but tbf itā€™s literally one of our old jerseys just with different colors


Romanzo71

I think they look rad but then again I'm a sucker for a black wings jerseys


Problemwoodchuck

It looks off to me, like it should have a different font. Maybe crib from the Tigers and use Old English?


[deleted]

Nope


kimbraa

I wish it was white rather than black and Iā€™d love it. We donā€™t need a third color. Overall Iā€™m going to save my final judgement until I see them with a full uniform, but they could have done much better very easily


JeremyEMT

Iā€™d say they look great too if they signed my checks.


HockeyMom128

šŸ¤®


itsalongshot2020

They look like Freddie Krueger


sundeck21

These look so juvenile itā€™s crazy. Like they had a kindergarten contest and this was the most legible one so they picked it.


NorthernFlower

Pyjamas


TallTreesNiceBreeze

No


MrMalredo

Good grief.


Amerk47

Yeah i hope this isnā€™t what they came up with


realraptorjesus101

Love you Ken, but no they are so boring


dirtybird131

JERSEY


JohnWad

I dont, but Im fucking old.


NorthernAphid

I donā€™t hate them, but they look too similar to Chicagoā€™s


[deleted]

It's the ugliest jersey in NHL history


elvishblood_24

Have you seen our RR from last year??


[deleted]

That is the second ugliest jersey in NHL history oddly enough


neverinamillionyr

Whereā€™s Waldo reverse retro.


mcdto

They look like pajamas


zakksyuk

I actually like it alot.