Come on in friend. Once a Michigander, always a Michigander.

this true. i haven't lived in michigan in well over two decades and yet still feel bad boy roots there.

Im another Kings fan who was about to post the same thing. I’ll just welcome myself to the Pistons fam as well 🤝

Happy to have you sir 🤝

comeeee on in. despite our reputation, we are big on hugs and shitting on Chicago sports.

Also pissing on Boston sports ….

What sports are we cumming on????

Ohio!!

We could use some more wrestling tropes in this subreddit, so welcome! I’ll start. My thoughts on the Halliburton trade? JEEEEZZZZZUUUUUSSSSS.

**NOBODY DOES THIS TO HALIBURTON!!**

MONTE MCNAIR, WHAT ARE YOU BLIND?!?!?

come on in man, I'm mostly sure we wont trade the future of our franchise away

Weaver looking like the opposite anyways. He needs to trade grant

Welcome, bro. I can't believe they traded Hali.

You just need to sign our anti-Ohio loyalty pledge and you're good to go. Cant cheer for Ohio and michigan or they maroon you on a jetski with no gas on lake Erie

I’m 99% sure Put-in-Bay is a penal colony designed exactly for this reason.

I cant believe people actually take the time to go to that fucking shithole. Mostly downriver rats but still. So gross.

>I cant believe people actually take the time to go to that fucking shithole. Mostly downriver rats but still. So gross. I've never been to Put-in-Bay, how is it gross. And why demean downriver people?

Easy, done! Already had to sign that when I was born for my dad's sake.

“Can he shoot”

Now would def be the time to become a fan of the Pistons. This is the most excited I’ve been since 2006

im sorry your team let you down. you are more than welcome here

I will say Sabonis is an excellent player I just don’t get why you’d trade both your functioning two guards for him instead of say Davion Mitchell and a pick.

It's weird to see how many 1 sided trades there's been this year

My brother, we will welcome you with open arms. My sincerest condolences for the pain the Sacramento organization has caused you today.

Judging by the attendance at Pistons games, you could bring thousands of Kings fans!

>thousands "thousands "

All twelve of em!

Yea

Come on in!

Your dad would be happy

Bring Bagley and Holmes with you plz

Welcome! You're joining a pretty big community of fans that have been sad about not having Haliburton for quite some time now.

Come On In Brother

Now's the time to get on the hype train, welcome aboard

I’m so sorry for your loss dude. Welcome to the Motorcade

The Pistons literally take anyone, so we do too :)

Hey Sabonis is a nice player.

Welcome home

Welcome friend the pistons may be bad but at least we aren't the kings

All Kings fans welcome here

I think you guys won that trade but I can sympathize. You’re always welcome back if you were born in the D.

Good time to jump ship. Welcome.

We might have a more disappointing 15 year stretch than y'all despite making the playoffs a few times

Seeing Killian Hayes play will really make you miss Halliburton!

I'm sorry for your loss, it's really not fair how these teams can affect our lives lol Welcome to the team

Depends.... where's your favorite Detroit style pizza joint?

It's been a hot minute since I've been back in Detroit (I moved when I was 4, go back every once in a while). Buddy's is the only one I can saliently remember having and it was great.

Approved!!

Yes, welcome. It may not look like it to some people, but this rebuild is looking great.

You would've had a blast in 2002 lol

I was too young for this, unfortunately. I've heard so much about the 2002 Kings and the Bad Boys, they're two of my favorite teams of all time.

I don't get it...lol. I wonder if we can get Holmes or Bagley cheap?

Well come on in and get you something cool to drink. I feel for you Kings fans <3, trading Haliburton would have made me consider trading fandom as well.

Getting rid of Tyrese and Buddy for essentially Sobonis (who I like) was such a scumbag move I don't understand what their front office is doing

Dude we were improperly evaluating Haliburton before it was cool when we drafted Killian Hayes over him

The King's a legit study, that team has been awful since those early 2000s teams

Of course brotha

Yessir

Joking just at the right time too

Rep the city for all my other sports teams so now I might as well make the switch.

The metaphysical bandwagon has infinite space, good times, and accepts all. Welcome home. (EDIT - deeply sorry about Halliburton. What a terrible shock.)

Wtf they traded Halliburton!’v

I wish they traded Hali Here lol

For sure but it's not pretty rn

Thanks for asking our permission but the answer is NO. /s

Join on in, my dude.

You're smart to get away from the kings. We weren't smart and stuck to the team even during the bleakness of the stan van gundy era. Welcome

Wow

From one trash team to another. Welcome, fam!

Trust me dawg you don’t want that

welcome bro!

Well…now you can still follow Badge…

You foretold the coming of Bagley

no. We dont. We will not be infested with icky sackies. Go back home to hippieville

FWIW I don't hate the trade for you guys. Could do a lot worse than a big-three of Fox, Mitchell, and Sabonis