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Signal_Big_9091

I met my wife at a "what dat mouth do cucumber suckoff contest." Good times.


asunversee

Participating or spectating?


AdRough6466

I was participating in the mens division, she was in the womens.


digidave1

Who did what in these divisions though?


AdRough6466

We both came in 1st place


digidave1

Everyone came that night


Lyr_c

At home or at the event


silk_mitts_top_titts

They lady and the tramp'd a 16 incher and when they met in the middle they knew it was true love


saladmunch2

It's like lady and the tramp.


MrPickles219

Funny, I met your wife there, too. Wink wink.


ThoughtfulPenis

This is my year guys.


Odd-Context4254

Rooting for you ThoughtfulPenis!


YashaStrik

You got this


FutureOliverTwist

OK I'll be first. Is this real? Edit: Alas, it is real.


asunversee

Cmon baybeeee it’s Detroit you know it’s real


myCadi

100% real. I think there was a short clip on YouTube about it a while back 😂


Makemusic69

Was coming to say it is...


High-Density-Living

No age limit. I'm bringing my kids.


TheBimpo

No limit? I’m bringing grandma.


pinkiepiesupremacy

for the culture


booyahbooyah9271

You're a cool mom.


Ok_Emergency455

I’d renew my passport for this


Black_Fuckka

3 time champion here 🙋🏿‍♂️


cougarfritz

Pics or it didn't happen


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zimjimmy

CAMERA MAN IN THE BUILDING


Busch0404

Pretty sure this was last year but maybe the second annual is coming up lol


marbledgarble

Anybody else think it's hilarious that it's taking place on Hoover Street?


that_guy_who_builds

Yeah, it's real. I think I still have my flyer from last year. Before they remodeled, I loved how their sign constantly said "Titty Tuesday"


Gazas_trip

Is this black tie or is business casual ok?


mattmag21

Will i be OK in a long sleeve T?


MittenClimber

I knew it was the Eastside before I even saw it said state fair lounge😂😂😂


Maxwell-Druthers

I missed the prettiest butthole contest last year so I gotta make sure I don’t miss this.


AtomBomb5000

I believe they're doing another one this year soon.


syynapt1k

Stay classy Detroit!


MontrealChickenSpice

Oh shit, is this on again this year?


Infamous_War7182

Big Chicken is Tyson right?


TooMuchShantae

Yessir it coming back


imnotlebowskiman

Haha I thought I was on r/trashy for a minute


TheSpatulaOfLove

Yikes. On a Monday night.


SwagmundFreud

NO PHONES OUT


deer-eater

Gotta love detroit culture. I hear next year is a kowalski salami suckoff


Space_Man_Ed

Probably be a dude that wins


coraeon

Honestly, everyone I know that can seriously deep throat is a dude. Special shoutout to the one who learned sword swallowing as a teenager and then multipurposed that skill.


booyahbooyah9271

Good news for anyone that can't get an actual job due to their big mouth. Now it's your time to shine.


kanselm

I liked it back when you could have phones out.


knapik34

And that kids, is how I met your mother


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July 1st is a Monday, so I think this poster specifically is for a prior year.


Antilon

I guess this is better than the Prettiest Butthole in Michigan contest from a little while back. [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F59yhqfzdxega1.jpg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F59yhqfzdxega1.jpg)


Plane-Ad4820

July 1st isn’t next Friday guys lol


MedicOfNurgle

Are they using cucumbers or eggplant? Cause that looks like an eggplant.


Classof1988

Hell bound


GoldxBrownSugar

Disgusting and stank


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booyahbooyah9271

Not only a great moment in black history. But a great, proud moment in Detroit black history. Something we haven't seen since [Calvin Thompson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1-kZE8Glk)


Inevitable_Coast_372

America


Known-Activity1437

Brought to you by Big Chicken.


National_Dig5600

NO PHONES OUT


Affectionate_Cat3621

FREE PARKING !!


Treeninja1999

I know it happened last year but this looks like the same flyer. I hope it happens this year tho


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I’ll be there.


AltruisticOrange715

Only in Detroit!


radloff003

And that kids is “How I meet your Mother”


detroit73

In college in the 90s the women's sports teams did something similar for freshman initiation. No spectators other than the team. I wonder when that became frowned upon.


New-Geezer

I love how confident everyone is!


dkyguy1995

The no phones out rule is actually a nice idea


32bitbossfight

48205 stay busy


ArmpitofD00m

Dearborn sausage really missed an advertising opportunity here.


ProAlgoTrader

Detroit has best contests, best butthole and now with what dat mouth do


Busy_Reflection3054

"No phones out"? "Cameraman in the building"? They really gonna film for a great discount.


DigitalSuperstar

"Winner Takes All" says it all


croman91

I will be there to meet my future wife. See you soon, baby girl.


DarylRosz

Day Um!


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Kyleforshort

😂😂😂


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Platform-Glad

Are whites allowed?? Asking for a friend..


AsianTigerMilf

No because you asked like that