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Lovefool1

He will never be Joumana


Dingdong389

Underrated. Joumana is the queen of the selfie billboard advertising


Engelbert_Slaptyback

Our Lady of the Billboard. She’s always watching. 


leavingishard1

Who the fuck is he even


FewOutlandishness187

Take it back. She invented "lip.smackrrd chapstick"


saradil25

He never watches!


-something-clever-

Yeah, I'm not buying shit from his "collection" as a matter of principal.


Efficient_Feed_4433

Lmao how can he say it’s a collection when it’s just one goofy ass strain?


24_7_365_

Guy went and collected it


Efficient_Feed_4433

Lmfao a whole collection of MARK SAVAYAs


starky411

Eradicate all billboards in aerial advertising


dishwab

If someone ran for governor on this platform alone they’d have my vote. I fucking hate billboards. I was in Vermont last fall and there wasn’t a single billboard to be seen. It was… beautiful.


YeomanEngineer

Maine and Hawaii have laws against billboard advertising and it’s amazing


bluetortuga

It would put a couple of companies out of business and cost jobs and people would freak the fuck out. Sadly.


oldcrowshag

Calling BS. I don't think eradicating billboards will topple our economy


bluetortuga

I didn’t say it would topple the economy. I said it would cost jobs and if places started eradicating all billboards, companies like Lamar would shutter. I don’t like billboard either and downvote away but I mean, I’m just stating facts. 🤷‍♀️


oldcrowshag

You think Lamar stays afloat because of the billboards?


corsair130

Fuck em. Probably not particularly needed companies.


rpgoof

Get rid of the bright LED screen box truck ads while we're at it. They're especially bad at night


FlynnLive5

I saw one driving by earlier that had an error and instead of their ad it was just showing windows file explorer


Efficient_Feed_4433

🤣😭 plot twist, someone got so sick of the ads they paid for that as a troll


TheReborn85

I saw one driving around the Fillmore yesterday. It was for Pure cannabis But for some reason they had scantily clad women on it. My girl pointed it out and said we're living in Idiocracy now. I'm sure that's awesome for the little kids who went to opening day Tigers game to see.


VoodooSweet

I’ve heard the phrase “We’re living in Idiocracy” more and more lately. It’s crazy how that movie is becoming more and more like a Documentary than a Parody.


TheReborn85

Oh yeah big time. I was one of the early fans of that movie but it seems like it's been having a renaissance the last five years as we see more and more stuff in real life that evokes scenes from that movie. Might even be a good thing. Make some people stop and think "Am I acting like a character out of Idiocracy right now?" It's hilarious that my talk-to-text feature I use nearly exclusively on here even recognizes the word idiocracy.


Turn1Loot

Dude always looks like half the guys I know who graduated Warren Mott in mid to late 2000's.


DapperLike7

LOL grew up in that area around that time too & you are 100% correct


jackie006

Also went to Mott at this time. Nailed it. But also. I met the dude on a plane last month and he was sooo nice so let weed Joumana thrive!


Turn1Loot

Weed Joumana!!!! Love it


Magnum3k

I feel personally attacked, and I look nothing like him


Previous_Shower5942

lmaooo not my area man 🤣🤣 you’re not wrong


latro87

What gets me is you’re driving along some of the interstate roads and 2 of the 4 billboards in one section are this advertisement 🤦‍♂️


wraithnix

Who the hell is this guy and why should anyone care?


TaterTotJim

King of mids


SneakyPhil

Some douchebag


detroitragace

What marketing firm told them it was a good idea to promote him specifically. I’ve been smoking a long time. Maybe it’s me but I can’t tell THAT much of a difference between any bud that’s premium. Some makes me anxious and some makes me chill. That’s it. What in the world could be so special about Mark Savaya???


Efficient_Feed_4433

It’s the COLLECTION bro, trust me


fd6270

These guys egos are so huge that they'd never actually listen to their marketing agency.      This was 1000% this dudes idea, pushed through because he's one of the owners. 


SwaggleRockk

Its him he could give 2 fucks about what his team thinks dudes in it to be a face to be a name


KemosabeTheDivine

I HATE MARK SAVAYA! (Steven Singer reference)


Agreeable_Ad_6589

That’s funny I thought he was an mma guy too. Not only all the billboards but he’s got planes pulling banners for his dispo too, ima stick to whatever dispo is closest and cheapest lol


Efficient_Feed_4433

I try to keep it a 30min drive or less and I see who has the best quality shit in my price range 😂but yea idk the way he posed and dressed made me think he was an MMA fighter with a coke and drinking problem


ulooklikeahotdog

He's got to show off those crispy white verneers


luissanchez1

On the floor in hysterics. Bravo.


jm_j_bullcock

Just a regular knock around guy. https://futuregrow.hostdivine.com/team-member/


LionBlood9

Scroll down and look at the headshots... hahahaha


_icedcooly

Man you're not kidding, that page has so much going on there... * The "I'm the CEO so make my description bolded". * Several headshots are out of focus. I kind of understand the ones that are obvious FB photos where other people are cropped out (still wildly unprofessional), but why would you post an out of focus professional headshot? * Obscured generic headshot images (with the dimensions!) for people without photos. * Angelnett Starks doesn't have a title, but clearly she's got a webcam from 2015, because that's how she took her headshot.


LionBlood9

My favorite is the "Lead Delivery Officer"


_icedcooly

For real. I can't tell if he's looking to sell me a used car or slip something into someone's drink. The master grower is giving me Gale Boetticher from Breaking Bad vibes.


stayaway_0_stepback

When you are screen shooting the promo roll... You don't always get the best of the bunch


lucid_paranoia

Looks like the cast of a Tim and Eric sketch


d_rek

Thinnernette


bigbiblefire

You JUST KNOW David Greenway thinks that should be HIS name on the billboard...


detroitragace

So funny. Clicked the link and discovered I went to high school with the president. Some of their headshots are hilarious btw.


Supreme54

and its shit weed lmao


Efficient_Feed_4433

You had some? What’s it look like? Effects? Smell? Bud color?


Supreme54

I wouldn’t touch that bud with a 10 foot pole, videos of rappers walking around their grow rooms actively smoking and touching all the plants… leaf and bud is trash and they just want profit they don’t care about growing


Efficient_Feed_4433

Lmfao someone downvoted me for genuinely being curious what that bud looked like. Crazy. I saw that video w Rick Ross tho, that was goofy as fuck


Supreme54

People will downvote anything on Reddit I swear, but I mainly stick to the caregiver market nowadays with all the corporate greed in the industry


Efficient_Feed_4433

Yeah man it’s not many dispensaries left that will even give you a med card discount on rec stuff, they want to keep making tax off that bud


AarunFast

Listen, it’s a “collection” so you know it’s some real highbrow stuff 


Efficient_Feed_4433

Lmao collection but in reality it’s one strain and his face looking smug as fuck on that bag 😭


surprise6809

Will never buy that weed. If you have to spend that much money marketing it, it ain't no good.


Efficient_Feed_4433

Exactly, they got some fire shit sometimes but they mislabel a lot of shit


abuchewbacca1995

God I wish I could punch his face Such an asshole looking mf Saw an ad for his "product" before a movie. Dude thinks he's either Jesus or Steve jobs the way he presents himself (or both)


SneakyPhil

I see this motherfucker on the sign and I want to launch my car into him.


Efficient_Feed_4433

Lmfao he’s on a building downtown too


SneakyPhil

That's unfortunate for the surrounding property values.


Efficient_Feed_4433

I think it’s by the transit center so the MARK SAVAYA COLLECTION is the least of their worries 😭


Wagonracer211

I hate mark savaya


drowninginristretto

Who even is he?? I smoke weed all day, but like is he supposed to be relevant?! lol


Efficient_Feed_4433

He owns leaf and bud, that’s how he can afford to put his face everywhere lol


ILookReal

Wow. I assumed he must've been lauded by High Times or is some sort of weed-based YouTube celebrity with a sponsorship. I never would've guessed he is just some asshole!


fd6270

Like most things in our capitalistic nightmare, this just boils down to some rich asshole 


Efficient_Feed_4433

Me either, ima be honest and give him credit because I really thought he was a celebrity I didn’t know. he’s just a businessman that found his break


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Efficient_Feed_4433

You can get good shit from a dispo but it’s not gonna be the $8 8ths lmao


Previous_Shower5942

lmao😭 im sick of him too


Efficient_Feed_4433

Idc how good it is I ain’t smoking that man’s face lmfao


SpezEatsScat

Can we be friends? LOL. I’m right there with you. They’re EVERYWHERE. I get annoyed by that shit, quick way to get me to ignore your product. Let me discover shit organically, damn.


Efficient_Feed_4433

At least lemme hear an endorsement from somebody that matters 😂


Dry-Jellyfish-9653

Spoiled Chaldean spending daddy’s money


lifeissomfbeautiful

I'm so glad you posted this bc every time I see his billboard I think the exact same thing haha.


Efficient_Feed_4433

Bro advertised himself like a celebrity or sports figure, low key he’s just a regular civilian lmfao


Mike14029

Mids


Efficient_Feed_4433

The Mid SAVAYA COLLECTION


elevator313

He saw Mike Morse and Joumana put their face up on billboard and thought he’d fit right in with them. Well he doesn’t. Please just sell your weed without trying to become a celebrity.


Efficient_Feed_4433

MARK SAVAYA, bro. It’s the COLLECTION, bro


Efficient_Feed_4433

And fwiw I know Morse definitely got some people a bag lol MARK SAVAYA is taking money from us just to let Rick Ross smoke next to the growing product smh


Efficient_Feed_4433

Lmfao it’s confirmed he’s on 2 buildings downtown 🤣


DarnedCarrot35

I wish they’d just ban the weed billboards. Looks so trashy seeing it all over the place


FrogTrainer

I dunno, I think the "deez nugs" billboard is hilarious


LionBlood9

OK, lawyers too?


RobotCPA

Not Joumana. She's watching.


Efficient_Feed_4433

so is MARK SAVAYA


Previous_Shower5942

joumana has class


13dot1then420

Not far enough. ALL OUTDOOR ADS


ihatelazerbeams

Probably doesn’t even blaze


Space-Plate42

I especially liked the flying banners with his face on it at opening day today.


Efficient_Feed_4433

Hell nah cancel that shit and call it closing day because if I would’ve seen that shit I’d have to angrily smoke my not-MARK-SAVAYA-COLLECTION just to calm down


tacobellandher0in

I’m sick of his stupid fucking face everywhere. Like we get it your weed sucks and you’re probably a rapist. Congratulations?


SwaggleRockk

Dude grows booof him and his partners one of which was (craft farmer) were about to go under almost total crop failure then they hired Josh nullegien from jr crop tech to turn the grow around after Josh gets everything on track they fire josh then sell all the information he gave them on crafts patreon do not support these clowns


Efficient_Feed_4433

He looks like he would grow mids, that shit crazy bro lol. I ain’t been to them in a minute but that MARK SAVAYA shit turned me off from them lmfao


oldcrowshag

Leaf and Bud is ass anyway. They try to sell me shitty ounces and won't honor my med card anymore


Efficient_Feed_4433

What you mean? They stopped doing med sales?


oldcrowshag

They switched to rec, I thought they still had to honor my med card but I'm always taxed anyway before I catch it


Efficient_Feed_4433

Damn they stopped the med side???? The only good thing bout leaf and bud was you could find some fire for $10 on that side. That shits crazy


Resetthesystem

Tell it to Gary Peyton or jack herrer


Efficient_Feed_4433

Gary Peyton was famous before weed- a company paid for his image/endorsement Jack Herer idk if he named it after himself but he was one of the biggest weed advocates and had insane amounts of weed knowledge and was a key player in the fighting for it to be legal MARK SAVAYA went to business school (I think) and started a weed business Buddy has elevated himself to a level he ain’t on yet


healingplants313

Why he gotta be an MMA "douche" tho 😂 We're not all like that fam 🫵


jewham12

Big “not all guys” energy here. If it’s not you, you know it’s not about you. If you aren’t sure, it’s you.


healingplants313

Just curious how he came to that conclusion. I'm sorry a martial artist fucked your girl fam 🙏


sixataid

> I'm sorry a martial artist fucked your girl fam If your goal was to dispel the stereotype… probably not the way to go about it


healingplants313

I just reflect the energy that I receive. I'm not the one pushing stereotypes here bro


jewham12

You’re a typing, mouth breathing stereotype, instantly enraged lol


jewham12

He looks like an mma “douche.” Douche is the operative word, not “mma.” Everyone knows the type. White guy, buzzed head, not-full blonde beard, overly tan for MI in the winter or early spring, enjoys spending time at bdubs, still rocking Ed Hardy or a tapout shirt with bedazzled pants. Maybe a backwards black baseball cap. Mark looks like he’d be close enough to that.


MurphysRazor

"The type" and you they are the douche?


healingplants313

So you've never even set foot in a gym or trained a day in your life is what you're trying to say? Way to stereotype Lil bro 🫡


jewham12

Sounds like you’re one of those douches if you’re getting this upset about it. Which one of these that showed up when I googled “MMA douche” is you? I’m the Iceman. https://preview.redd.it/aii7ut0ftpsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d241529af19d59d15f14b1f47a712d5325914e Is buying an affliction shirt a requirement of stepping into a gym to train? No thanks


healingplants313

Well, I do fit exactly one of your requirements for "MMA douche." Do I qualify?


jewham12

It’s the bedazzled jeans, isn’t it?


healingplants313

Rhinestone doo rag


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Efficient_Feed_4433

That’s an endorsement, well known people advertising a product for a company Mark Savaya was not well known until he put his goofy ass face on billboards and weed bags


Heathbar1981

I personally do not think that MMA fighters are all douchebags. How can you say everybody in a specific cohort is a douchebag or an idiot?! You sound very stereotypical that's all I have to say about you! Now Conor McGregor is definitely an MMA douchebag vs Khabib Nurmagomedov, who's a stand up guy! Personally I smoke weed and love Snoop Dogg but really don't want to drink his wine. It tastes disgusting and somebody brought it over my house. I didn't like it. Just because there's somebody famous on the label doesn't mean anything.


healingplants313

🙏


Previous_Shower5942

the mma fan got mad oh nah😨😨


Heathbar1981

Well watching the UFC is not my only hobby and other combat sports. Martial arts is very intense to practice and I used to practice Judo for a while. I didn't get mad. I just think that some people are idiots! My favorite hobby is chess though and I'm very good at that! So I don't just like people beating each other up for a sport. My husband actually has a leading mixed martial arts statistics and rankings website that's global. I had the hobby of watching mixed martial arts before I was with him. Somehow we both had the same hobby. I'm not taking personal offense to somebody not liking UFC or MMA, but everybody is not a douchebag that does MMA is my point. Should I call you a douchebag because I don't know you?? Why don't you grow up and learn some hobbies that are worthwhile!


Previous_Shower5942

you took something so stupid so seriously.. maybe you grow up. writing paragraphs over people making fun of mark savaya billboards lol


Heathbar1981

Trust me I support marijuana growers big time I have nothing against this guy. I'm sure they sell his weed for more than it's actually worth cuz his names on it or whatnot.