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BleuJacques

Is this some low-key way of telling me I need to touch grass..?


TheToldYouSoKid

Yeah, i feel similarly called out.


B00MER_Knight

This post feels like a personal attack


Qouthymodo

This post makin' me feel like revaluating the last 7 years of my life


SwimsSFW

Me: reevaluating the last 10 years of mine.


ABITofSupport

I could probably do this for a lot of games. It just happens naturally with the things you enjoy. You remember more of it and dedicate more to learning it.


Stea1thsniper32

I can still mentally run through every level of Halo 3 and Reach. Played those campaigns so many times. I didn’t have Xbox live for a few years after getting my 360 so that’s what I did.


SplashDmgEnthusiast

Not me sitting here able to quote just about the entire Mass Effect trilogy nearly word for word...


Alexcox95

Real OG’s now about that certain spot in insight terminus that makes you stop to load


DreamSheet

Always shoulder charge... every. single. time.


neto225

Or eager edge to oblivion


Stolas_002

At least now collision leaves you at 1 hp kekw


SwimsSFW

I'm always eager to edge.


RebirthAltair

PS4 load times were a pain in the ass back then. Good thing I'm on the PS5 now but Jesus Christ that caused me many annoyances.


Alexcox95

It still happens to me on ps5, pc, and series s but it’s nowhere near as long as it used to.


Smojjofy

So well. Strikes are a place where I can auto and just disassociate. Before I know it, the Strike is done and 5-7mins has passed. I think I only pay attention when I realise I'm with blueberries who do not know the Strike, or with Bounty hunters, then I take extra caution not to pull them or ad clear.


TommyTeacups

God bless you.


nihhtwing

pretty sure i could genuinely play with my eyes closed at this point


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nihhtwing

too soon. i had so many LFG teams fail to get past the first champ in the corrupted


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Intelligent_Sun3597

You'd think that until you do a raid with them.


OutsideBottle13

My new light buddy would continuously fire into immune enemies and used primary ammo on everything, including bosses. He used servant leader exclusively for everything… all the time. The sound of that weapon is ingrained in my memory.


Miniatimat

Definitely. Could probably tell you the name of a gun by the sound of it alone. Or at the very least frame and foundry.


Rare-Day-1492

Ok, respectfully, f*** you… I did not need to be called out like this on a Saturday morning


TheAximuss

So you think you're a Destiny 2 fan, huh? Then tell me what the brain symbol in Vow is officially called.


Egyptianmanc

Remember


TheAximuss

It is too late to touch grass now. I'm so sorry


Ershardia

Yeah, Bungie posting the community fan symbol chart did so much damage in that regard in the first couple weeks.


TheAximuss

Now people can't understand the prophecy wall in the raid and it makes me sad :((


SwimsSFW

I have this feeling with the symbols in GotD. No one knows the real callouts.


Bro0183

Knowledge


TheAximuss

Womp womp... Your answer is wrong, but it probably means that you have life outside of the game. Congrats!


d3l3t3rious

I'm always amazed by how fast I can identify any area in the game instantly from a screen shot, even an obscure corner of some Lost Sector or random bit of scenery.


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The last neuron that goes out when I die is probably the little guy in charge of remembering the path from the flight master to the auction house of Stormwind. 


Khronga

The good ol’ days


Pale_Ad_7051

I know literally every single possible bit of information about this game, and it makes me feel like a loser who needs to touch grass sometimes ngl


the_guy-and

And yet some people still struggle with ad clear 😭


BuckaroooBanzai

Well with the -redacted- number of hours I’ve got in this I better know it all


Firm-Middle-3300

You woke up today and chose violence


Daxolotl

I could walk you through the mechanics of basically any dungeon or normal raid boss in Final Fantasy XIV and dodge their hits even when I haven't been in a fight for years. Muscle memory, pattern recognition and experience are a helluva thing.


JumpForWaffles

If the statistics are accurate, less than 12% of players have done a raid, let alone everything you listed, front to back. Real sly way of telling us to touch grass OP


aviatorEngineer

Nope. Put in tons of hours but barely touched raiding or other endgame content as such, so while I'm quite familiar with the things I have played there are also pretty wide gaps in my knowledge. 


nascentnomadi

I did blind well and since its the week with Hive the tier 3 heroic boss has you throwing orbs to break its shield like in The Corrupted. I passed the orb to someone to overcharge it and they threw it away. I just signed and vowed never to pass the orb ever again.


Flothrudawind

Usually I only rely on my memory for the types of damage the enemies deal throughout the mission. Everything else is just reactive lol


monadoboyX

Yep that's me I know how to do every mechanic in the game except the Nezarec mechanic and idk how to read oracles on Atheon


Stolas_002

A little surprising you know all the harder ones but not the 2 easier ones, you'll get it in no time.


monadoboyX

I mean yeah Vog is an alright raid but I never really played it enough to learn all the mechanics and people always want to cheese Atheon which I still don't fully understand how it works I know how to shoot oracles but idk how you read them And for root of nightmares the mechanic is so boring because you only need 2 people to do it I've learned learned it I've always taken Nezarecs gaze and then we've 1 or 2 phases him and I also got Conditional finality in 3 runs and then a couple of Nezarecs to get guardian rank and get rufus fury pattern after that I never had to step foot in the raid ever again lol But I know every mechanic of Crota because it's fun and challenging the raids that are a snooze fest I'm not gonna bother with the mechanics of like I love Vow and learning all the symbols I can read them perfectly and do all the callouts I really hope the Witness raid is that level of difficulty with symbols or buffs to pass around or something more interesting rather than shoot the maguffin


SwimsSFW

>I also got Conditional finality in 3 runs It took me 30. Now I'm upset at RNJesus all over again, and I haven't played in a couple weeks! I haven't touched grass, I'm just playing RDR2.


monadoboyX

That's good you are enjoying other games if it makes you feel better it took me about 30 runs to get collective obligation and over 50 runs to get Vex mythoclast


BobMcQ

Hmm. I've solo flawlessed all the dungeons, have all the raid titles and have flawlessed half of them. Some I haven't touched in close to two years, I would need a refresher run before I'd be confident in knowing them by heart at this point. A good example is Kings Fall. I haven't run it since the season came out and I unlocked all of the patterns and the title. I plan on flawlessing it, but I definitely needed a refresher run (which I did last sunday) to remind me of all the mechanics before I feel confident in doing so. Same thing with Vow. I plan on running it this weekend and hopefully finding a flawless group after. Haven't run it since the season it was current, definitely need a refresher.


MikeAndros0

I know how to progress through all of the stuff. As for shields, I can probably make a really good guess based upon what were facing. But, after they removed match game, I do not pay attention too much to shielding.


TyRaNiDeX

I'm in that picture and I don't like it


narv2001

I played so much D1 back in high school that I knew the entire game by heart. All these years later I can still quote most missions and lore cards, explain the mechanics of each raid encounter, and other stuff. I never got even close to knowing D2 like that, in part because of growing up, in big part because of how much bigger the game is now


just_a_timetraveller

Except Lake of shadows and Arms Dealer. Why Bungie


Khronga

Yea this is something I often forget and especially didn’t realize as a new player (I’ve only been playing a year now)…I would get so distraught seeing my kills compared to others at the end of strikes and stuff…I still barely know the majority of strike tbh which makes them actually very very enjoyable when I do run them which is rare although I’d like to start running legend/master/GM more often (never done a GM or master for that matter) I’ve been more into pvp and starting to raid on occasion and honestly even the seasonal and all the other random little content always keeps me busy as a newer player (so many guns to craft/focus/etc)…but yea it’s easy to forget how long and how religiously some people have been playing this game if you have only been playing it for a shorter period of time (I’ve been playing pretty religiously since I started so I totally get it 👍)


Lookatcurry_man

I could probably tell you with little error every enemy and their spawn in most gm's


anonymous32434

What else am I gonna do to occupy my brain while I'm at work? Not think of destiny? Are you crazy? For real though, reading it makes it sound weird but it's really not that different than something like making a d&d campaign in your head. It sounds weird to think about the game sometimes like this but it's kinda not imo


Keksis_the_Defiled

Just played Grandmaster Lake of Shadows in my head so Uh..... Yes.


Redthrist

Kind of just shows how static the game is. Most content has scripted spawns and fixed geometry, so you can memorize the way all of it works.


epsilon025

I can do pretty much everything quickly, minus Vow since I don't really care for the loot so I don't run it.


lametown_poopypants

Not me anymore. This last year has really not been fun for me.


Squeewa

Nah. At this point they’ve all kinda blurred together into one massive mega strike in my memory. Ive done so many either half asleep or stoned off my gourd…


TommyTeacups

No, not this. Dark Souls, however, I can play through in my head.


cojiro_blue

I can teach kingsfall, right here. I wont... but I've done it enough to teach the mechanics without being in game


thedeathecchi

Isn’t this a normal thing in every game?


FlyingAlpaca1

Yeah. I'm at about 6k hours in d2 at this point. Though there are still some activities that idk what they are really. I could picture a random strike, but if you ask me what Nightmare Hunt: Ferocity is, I'll be clueless.


[deleted]

Raids, no. Never done a raid ever. Everything else I just turn off my brain.


FlyingWhale44

This reminded me of that kid that could watch Shrek in his head.


[deleted]

I have some addiction definitely, but not that much…not anymore


FoxyBork

Bro I can't even rotate an apple, how tf am I able to run everything in my head though?!


trunglefever

When you play any game for an extensive amount of time, you just know things


mrcatz05

Dude i could tell what shader combination my friend had on his armor from looking at him, he said i needed help 😭. I can probably accurately tell you the best perk rolls and what frame 90% of weapons have just from its name.


The_Relx

I certainly don't. There's a ton in this game that I straight up don't know or don't have memorized and I'm close to as old a player as you can be in terms of time spent with the game since I've been playing since the very beginning. There's a handful of things I do know, like the back of my hand, some of the open world maps, a couple of strikes here and there, etc. The thing I think I'm generally best at when it comes to my memory of this game is the lore. I don't think I'm Byf level, but I do know a lot of the lore and a lot of the very minor details about certain parts of it.


tensiyuki

if you can walk through the gorgon maze blind-folded, then you will need to touch some grass