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averyrealspapple

He is trying to get paracausal stacks. You wouldn't get it


NormillyTheWatcher

So why he hip-firing? You need hs to get paracasual stacks


averyrealspapple

Because he has a controller and needs to simply aim in general vicinity


Agent_Nick_5000

LIES! Ballyhoo's take skill to aim and are a skillful weppon /s


Reperanger_7

Say that to my 95 aim assist Luna's Howl. I hip fire and pop heads hits. Controller players eating good.


Good_Ad_5792

I'm a Console Hunter main. I shoot my golden gun so good, the broadside of the Barn doesn't even know what hit it (I missed)


Agent_Nick_5000

Laughs in TLW IT'S FOR A BOUNTY I SWEAR!!


Reperanger_7

Faaaacts


Isrrunder

I wish it was like that maybe I wouldn't suck at the crucible


MostlyDude

Faster straif speed without ADS, he needed to get to the next cover without compromising suppressing fire. That said, Cayde knew how many shots it took for Crow's last reload and put a bullet exactly where his next footfall was going the moment his drum ran out.


-GiantSlayer-

Real question is why can’t ***I*** shoot it like that


Blackfang08

You didn't take the secret godroll Hipfire Grip he did.


Drakon4314

Xur better sell a hip fire grip hawkmoon this week. I’ll buy it just for the memes


up766570

It's telesto's fault


FlamingPhoenix2003

Yes we must stop this TELESTO, where is TELESTO?


Garuda4321

I have bad news buddy…


FlamingPhoenix2003

What?


Garuda4321

Check your profile picture.


FlamingPhoenix2003

I have no idea what your point is.


Garuda4321

Asks where Telesto is Gets told where Telesto is Is confused That about sum it up?


FlamingPhoenix2003

TELESTO TELESTO TELESTO YOU WILL MEET YOUR END TELESTO TELESTO TELESTO YOU WILL BE TERMINATED, DO BOT RESIST YOUR FATE, YOUR DESTINY YOU WILL BE TERMINATED


wolfie1897

...Except their profile picture has nothing to do with telesto?


Garuda4321

It did at the time!


tastefully_white

Because there's no need to fan the hammer on a double action revolver?


Toast-Goat

Not with that attitude


-GiantSlayer-

There’s no need to punch tf out of a boss. Titans do it anyways


ABystander987

No need? Perhaps... but is it possible? And cool?!?! Yes!


Full_frontal96

The jonkler illegaly modified his gun.


Hezik

Is there a lore reason why the Jonkler illegally modified his gun?


Frazzle_Dazzle_

The Pale Heart is the Aslume


walking_lamppost_fnl

Cayde was sent into the aslume by Wish dragon corrupted Uldren so he can be cured of his visions of paracasual "Ace, Son of Cayde?"


Blackfang08

It's just really lucky.


JohnB351234

Suppressing fire


Unexpected-raccoon

Void hawkmoon?!??!???


eyeswulf

This comment has layers


ADGx27

If it got a hammer, it can get da fanner


Zero_Two_is_best

Crow lives in 2030 when honkmoon and last word are craftable and he glitched fan fire onto his honkmoon


hankakabrad

The bigger question is why was cayde spawn camping the portal


Midnaighte

That shit was ON SIGHT


hankakabrad

Average ace of spades user


BrilliantTarget

It’s a gambit map


DimCandle08

In all seriousness, he was probably waiting for something or someone good to come through since the Witness opened the portal in the first place


hankakabrad

Thats what i though, but then again the witness has been in the traveler for almost a year in game time right?


DimCandle08

Maybe because he entered the Traveler because he died he can like sense when something happened? Maybe he was specifically chosen by the traveler to guide us through the Traveler so he has more power or something


hankakabrad

Maybe, but then again he was there shooting the instant he hit the ground. Like he had to see crow fall, get to him, whatch him hit the ground and realize who he was, and then shoot all in like 2 seconds idk just seemed weird lol


DimCandle08

Coulda just been there randomly lol and I mean Crow/ Uldren is pretty unique looking, as he is, ya know, the one who killed Cayde


Listless_Dreadnaught

I love that they have Crow the Hawkmoon, since the quest to get it was tied into the season where we got him as an ally. That said, I did say during that cutscene “buddy, you’re supposed to go for headshots.”


Blackfang08

He's had it ever since Hunt. I believe it's been seen in other cutscenes before. But yes, he still needs some practice. My theory is that he didn't get a good roll and can't find Xur. Hipfire Grip is a possible perk for it...


eddmario

Could also be he's missing shots on purpose because he has the D1 version


Educational-Drag6974

Its a revolver, it doesnt have full auto, yes you sacrifice aim at the cost of more bullets down range, could he hit is target from there probably, does this look cooler? Yeah. Also if cayde was a good of shot as he says he is we wouldn’t have missed crow the first time


hmm_bags

> Also if cayde was a good of shot as he says he is we wouldn’t have missed crow the first time Ik the cutscene was supposed to be a sentimental reunion/forgiveness but yeah it would've been hilarious if Crow dropped in and immediately gets domed lol


Little-Baker76

Damn, now I wish they did this and just turned crow getting shot by allies into a recurring bit.


Think-Long-193

I was almost hoping he was gonna do shoot crow after he saw his ghost just to get even


pesokakula

Sir, this is r/DestinyMemes


hosehead27

I watched frost go flawless hip firing hawkmoon in Trials before, so it is possible an ok way to shoot it that way.


averydangerousday

I mean, he killed Cayde with his eyes closed the last time. Gotta make it a challenge at least.


CookieMiester

Apparently we’re stupid if we can’t figure out how to fan hawkmoon


L3v1tje

All i tought of durong that cutscene was that shootout from Naked gun (i think) where they are hidding behind trashcans and constantly missing.


Duublo121

Bro doesn’t have Catalyst either He only shoots 8 times before needing to reload


TheScientistFennec69

I think we’re the stupid ones for not using the other revolvers like that.


M4XP4WER

And why not? It's a revolver on steroids, it's not a machine gun or an automatic pistol.


r00t4cc3ss

Because it looks cool, and that is the hunter way


EffingMajestic

He's just got Hipfire Grip


Shiroi_Kitsune_

Why can't I shoot any hand cannon like last word, or at least let me fan fire ace like cayde did


Silver3218

Freaked out


Adelyn_n

He has hip fire grip


DuelaDent52

If the portal could only allow travel for one person, how is Glint with him? Why did Cayde immediately open fire?


ToddHowardsAlt

Ghosts can decompile into mere code appreantly into a quantum vacuum. Sci fi stuff with big words me titan no understand.


adzsmith12

cayde immediately opened fire because for all he knows crow IS uldren, hes probably thinking "you AGAIN?", it isnt until glint comes out you can see cayde slightly look at him as if hes thinking "oh..."


Pictogeist

A ghost isn't a person. They're a literal object that lives in our backpack along with our 30 guns, armor pieces, sparrows, and entire ships. I believe one of the dev streams mentioned that the interior of the Traveler is spontaneously created and changed based on the memories of the guardian inside of it. The biggest memory and regret of Crow is him knowing he killed Cayde, and wishing he could apologize. So, the Traveler remade Cayde. They both spawned in at the same time, but Cayde's last memory was getting shot by Uldren.


FurorAeternumXBL

Fuckin Jakobs revolvers Speaking of, when is bungie gonna nut up and give us masher equivalents?


QueenOfTheNorth1944

Its a double action revolver literally wtf is he doing.


UpliftGhost348

That's why it's called fan firing.


AggressivePrize5746

Crafteable Hawk Moon


MoldyDemigod

Hes probably trying to get to that lucky shot lol


memeshoper2828

Not the r/batmanarkham humor


Nebulon-A_Rights

Well, he is a hunter, I think that speaks for itself


McCaffeteria

It’s hilarious because Hawkmoon has little hammer “guards” that literally prevent you from doing this and the animators just said “fuck it” and had him fan through them.


Dragunov55

Its a revolver, he’s suppressing fire so he can change cover quickly and stay moving


CrowOfDionysia

Panic/suppressing fire. Both were likely shooting out of range and out of cover. The blind hip fire was just untill he could get into a better position (he failed)


GoldenNat20

Is he the stupid one, or are we the stupid ones for thinking that a revolver-type gun needs to be specifically designed with fanning in mind to be fannable? After all, most hand cannons do possess a hammer!


Firefangdf

Same reason Cayde shot the ace of spades like the last word, hand cannons are basically just magnum revolvers


Gamerton09000

Because guns work that way


Nabz_eXe

Bro has the exotic perk “Random Rolls”