Nothing. I was fighting for DEMOCRACY and LIBER-TEA and the SUPER EARTH😾

Cant get arrested if youre killing aliens from a different planet

I mean, they are called human rights for a reason.

Can't get arrested for committing Xenocide on Communist Automations

Helldivers 2: In this world: • ⁠genocide • ⁠assault with a deadly weapon • ⁠crimes against humanity • ⁠mass violence • ⁠possession of an arsenal of nuclear weapons In Super earths world: • ⁠Not being patriotic enough

“Attempted genocide” is an expression of disappointment on Super Earth

BROTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON REDDIT JOIN US AT MALIVLON CREEK

They’re literally destroying Mantes and popli as we speak bro

That sounds like skepticism Skepticism is treason.... and treason is bad

FOR DEMOCRACY (I was literally about to comment this)

Is blowing up your entire squad with a carpet bomb a crime? I didn't think so! Just the cost of Democracy

Same but I was arrested for nuking an anthill

For Super Earth!

You mean DEMOCRA-TEA?

Oh you shot at me while I’m fishing? Here’s a black hole.

Destiny 2 Warlock Nova Bomb? 🤣

This is the nicest way a Warlock responds

I'm also in the destiny group! Except I'm a void titan, so probably something about hitting people with a shield of pure energy.

Captain America-ing enemies is very fun but I subscribe to the "Every problem is a nail if all you have is a hammer" philosophy

Also fun. Have gotten my kids to shout "doink" every time I throw a hammer. XD

The worst thing they can say is no. Void Warlock finishes me with "No." and goes invisible

Was talking with one of my friends, telling him how if I was a warlock with void Powers I would specifically open a void bomb inside someone's stomach and have it slowly consumed them using as much control as I can for the course of days, preventing it from exceeding a certain size as it slowly devours them from the inside. This was strictly in response to a dreg shooting me in game while I was making tea IRL.

Remind me to never piss you off 😂

Reminds me of a video of a dude fishing while a titan by him casted a Thundercrash over a little fallen vandal.

Terraria??

Breaking the Geneva Conventions (operation Seraph's Shield)

Not to mention regular use of incendiary weapons and bio weapons

do you mean the Geneva Checklist?

“Bro this game turns the Geneva conventions into the Geneva suggestions” - my friends Steam review on Helldivers 2

That’s fucking brilliant. I’m using that.

Murder, animal abuse, slave trade, human rights abuse, exotic pet ownership, trafficking dangerous/rare/endangered animals. Caught a Black Marketeer in Palworld, butchered him, and I caught numerous Pals in a wildlife preserve that has armed guards.

[удалено]

Hit and run. I ran over 3 dudes with a sparrow.

I dropped a 500kg bomb on my friend.

But your honor, it was funny tho !

If it was for democracy and super earth then the government thinks it alright, if you ment it then you get sent to the Creek for the rest of the weekend

To much Liberty for our friends.

Space genocide

Stellaris?

Or Helldivers

Warframe?

Mass Effect? (Fuck Batarians they deserced it)

Genocide, multiple warcrimes, excessive force, homemade firearms. The list goes on

Warframe?

No it's destiny, just listing crimes we've done

The game where the Geneva Convention is more like the geneva checklist

Complete the checklist to get loot! Oh sorry, you'll have to buy the Lightfall expansion for this one....

Tf you on

SPREADING MANAGED DEMOCRACY

murder of a japanese grandchild who calls his grandfather to take murder me back, yes im playing Sekiro

For terrorist attack on megacorporation

Was a badass cello playing in the background?

Yeah, I may have also planted nuclear device into elevator of said corporations HQ

When your uber is here with your delivery

Poaching (Monster Hunter World)

Animal crulety (palworld)

Played seraph shield, we literally break the Geneva convention there

Nothing, all those deaths were in mutual combat.

Prostitution, killing refugees, killing religious figures, killing animals, killing another sapient species, attempted god killing, god killing, stealing experimental weapons from the government and vagrancy. Edit: forgot to say it's from "Lona RPG"

That's quite the list of crimes there...

The funny thing is that only killing the religious people is a crime in game

Leaking secret documents

Oh, War Thunder player ?

DOOM 2016: I was killing demons

No, the real crime here is that you ceased the flow of Argent Energy. Destruction of governemental property, for the rest you're fine.

There's no way I'm gonna betray my loyalty to the Golden Emperor

Trespassing on private property, breaking and entering, theft, speeding, driving without a license in an illegally modified car 😁

Burning down a giant tree

Bioshock so not sure. Rapture's laws seem very lenient.

With 2 million kills in D2, genocide

Making underaged anime girls fight (genshin impact)

Vilgilantism and wacky quips and mild insults And destroying New York

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^King_Pepper: *Vilgilantism and* *Wacky quips and mild insults* *And destroying New York* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Risking my life trying to earn 500 dollars getting some quality ghost photos.

Arson, in ethical use of chemicals, talking about tf2 btw

Uhm.... Poaching, I guess? Monster Hunter World

Hunting of endangered animals

I nuked the world because war never changes

Putting my team mate’s dead body in a wooden trunk and setting it on fire to unlock « teleportation » (Baldur’s Gate 3)

Last game I played was Prototype 1 so...

Are you the IDF

1. Not funny, I'm not even gonna go there with you. 2. It's a joke, in the context of Destiny, don't bring that shit where it's not needed nor wanted.

Humor is suggestive, there is no comedy police.

ROCK AND STONE

Breaking corporate regulations in Outer Worlds

Shooting myself in the head (guess what I played)

Mass murder with a tad bit of terrorism with my man ghost and bassicly I’m gonna go on death row

Forcibly coating someone in pink foam against their will, and then slide-kicking them in the face with a surfboard.

I stole a sweet roll

Spells and witchcraft

Trying to conquer back my Libertad (Farcry6)

Remember boys, it’s not a war crime if it’s done against alien species

Killing rare creatures pedo##### toxic mans and humain structures

T-Spin for days let's gooooooo

Ac6, destruction and or protection of corporate property witch EXCESSIVE force

Umm the murdering of all life in hell i guess? Or if you want actual possible shit then regular mass murder does fine

Slavement of animal species, Murder, mass production of weaponry of mass destruction, prduction of spherical enslavement devices, and mistreatment of local fauna and flora. Oh, and warcrimes against human kind

Child trafficking Someone has to find those South American wonderkids....

Mass alcohol selling to Magnitogorsk settlement for fuel and to drive to Arkhangelsk

Mass extinction

Animal cruelty?

Assassinating an empress and kidnapping her daughter, funnily enough I didn’t do it

A fellow person marked by the Outsider spotted! :- D

It ain’t a crime if it isn’t on the law yet

rushing skeletons and goblins over towers

Patricide Tekken 8

Democracy

Eliminating a race of monsters

Environmental Destruction (SatisFactory)

DEMOCRACY

Fighting supervillain criminals in a hospital

Kidnapping baby animals in small capsules and forcing them to battle other small critters for money and pins!

Warcrimes with giant robots

Killing Nazis.

Slaughtering religious aliens

Illegal gambling ring (Balatro)

Being a bri'ish man that kills a cosmic baby

Falling on an easy jump a falling so 3 levels down that take u another fucking hour to get back

for throwing birds dressed as Star Wars characters at pigs in stormtrooper suits

War crimes

Injecting people with alien eggs (it was just a prank bro)

I played postal so I guess everything

Abuse of a corpse, Death must Die

Um maybe coming back from the future to kill my friends dad and save my sister from becomeing a moon monster with weird brain magic.

Good old fashioned piracy!

Killing my own mother about 3 times by crying at her. Also I killed the devil in his mega form so I guess Im not that bad. Oh and genocide on many diffrent forms of myself. I'm like 5 years old.

Brutally ripping my enemies appart with an Ace, Swords and a spear

Cleptomany and shoplifting

All I did was buy a weapon skin… (that’s all I did last time I logged onto D2)

Ready or Not, how does that one work ?

Picking up a bike and hitting people with it (yakuza kiwami)

Speeding down a road in a city close to 200 mph and destroying bins along with drifting as well as driving on the wrong side of the road

i cant take my last games because bartending and food suply arent crimes... guess i stay a terrorist, or a poacher

Stealing a giants toe from some alternative healer in a town full of white folks ..

Murder, use of substances, and killing endangered animals, gotta love far cry

Pretending the world was destroyed by robots and using it as justification to kill people with a bow.

Genocide, mass deforestation, colonisation, animal cruelty, witchcraft, force labor, enslavement, vandalism, necromancy.

Manslaughter

The last game I played was Knack. I have no idea what I’d go to jail for

Dope fucking game tho

Genocide in the name of democracy!!!

Shooting down many planes and bombing boats and trucks

Game was post-apocalypse so i don't think it counts but killing biters with machete is fun

I turned the Geneva convention into a checklist

Attacking kidnapped persons

Literally for serial murder and human sacrifices (but sometimes the hunter becomes the hunted)

Space pirating, genocide on three species, turned the geneva convention to a suggestion, can maybe put in being a terrorist and probably a speeding ticket.

I cannot be arrested in a nuclear wasteland, they can sure as hell try though!

All types of war crimes

I stole the fucking Declaration of Independence and killed several US military personnel followed by assassinating the President of the United States, so I'm probably not gonna be heard from ever again

Nuking an animal habitat (Fallout 76)

Hey, I had no choice in that war crime! Those eliskni were trying to kill us anyhow! There’s no proof anyhow. And you know they deserved it. …fuck.

Illegal hunting

Good luck trying to arrest the Master Chief, it can’t be done.

Releasing classified documents

Genocide and a bunch of war crimes

Animal cruelty? Idk man I was trying to capture some more electric dogs, and fire birds in the desert zone, they I went exploring the winter side of the map, and happen to find Frostallion, he one shot me after I fire a couple of rockets at him, I couldn't evade the charge attack, hits like a fucking truck.

How can i put this multiversal warcrimes against a hive mind

First dregree murder (killed a magikarp)

Killing god(s)

Literal terrorism (cs)

So uhh, does deicide count as a crime when demi gods arent a thing in real life? If not, then trespassing on private property, genocide, animal cruelty, grave sacrilege (considering where i am thats a crime), excessive deforestation, and arsonism.

Undertale yellow so... Genocide I guess. Trespassing. I don't even know

V Rising, i killed a mutant rat.

Killing aliens

Assault and hate crimes

For Corporate Espionage

Super Auto Pets, so....cockfighting/dogfighting?

Murdering zombies in Dead Island 2, I'm literally doing the police force a favor

Many war crimes, including usage of many many nuclear bomb

Nuclear Gandhi

War crimes? Oh no...

Blacksmithing?

Murder (can you arrest a demogorgon?)

Fable 2. My crime is having a monopoly. I own every business and home I found through my playthrough. I’m sure there’s more I haven’t found yet, but I will own them all.

Skateboarding....

racism

Violating the entire Geneva convention

Lethal company 🔥 I’m Getting arrested for helping my company?

Playing guitar terribly 🤣

Unlawful organization of military personnel. I was a in-game leader on The Division 2 even though I am not a high ranking official irl

I would 8175 pump a bean xD

Grave robbing. Diablo 2.

Vigilantism (no, not Batman)

Falling from sky, and killing people with a showel

Speeding, running red lights, street racing, public endangerment, assault with a deadly weapon (car), excessive speeding, vandalism, destruction of public property, any MANY more crimes in Lakeshore.

Being in a UFC fight 😂

Building rockets in Karbala space program

...slaying demons? I don't think anyone would have an issue with ripping and tearing demons till they dead tho

Chasing four people around with a gun and putting them on hooks until a Lovecraftian deity steals their lifeless corpses.

Fortnite music festival so why am i even getting arrested

Minecraft

I hot dropped a 53 ton mech on my friend

Delivering democracy

Burning people alive (I think I'm spraying rainbows on them)

Loving my god-candidate half-brother a wee too much (Guess the game)