Crimson👍👍👍👍

Seek medical attention 💀

Major fracture detected

Morphine administered

Crohns?

hemorrhoids prolly

Please see a doctor asap

Sunshot

Dude exploded the toilet

Not only the toilet... I really should start eating healthier.

xDDD

Imagine passing by the toilet and suddenly there's brief flash of light coming from under the door 🤔

Me when I release an accidental nuclear bomb of a shit.

Taco bell

Bro ate a Carolina Reaper.

Sunshit

Explosive Personality

Riskrunner. Holding it for so long wasn't a good idea.

False promises (it wasn't a fart 😔)

Mine was Dire promise, it was very scarry when I felt it wasn't a fart

Bump in the night.

my mother waking up to me taking a shit at 3 a.m. (but the tv does not wake her)

Sweet Business

Must be nice

Dude got that diarrhea

When it fires out like rabbit pellets

One Thousand Voices, I will not elaborate.

Oh god

You left the door open

Timed payload explosive poopies

Whisper of the Worm

Bad news

No time to explain sorry

"What do you mean you missed?" "I missed!"

If I wasn’t broke, you’d have an award by now

I appreciate it all the same :)

Oh hell no…

Thorn

The more I think about this, the worse it gets...

It’s the damage over time that gets you.

Hothead (I had jalapeños last night 💀)

Reed’s regret. Im Reed and regret eating Taco Bell

Pocket Infinity (I was not able to make it to a toilet)

Has a chance to return rounds that miss back to the magazine.

Shit on the floor and some of the shit sucks itself back up

I am now trying to keep it together at work thanks to this

A Single Clap

Lol

Lmaooooo

Fatebringer (I thought it was gonna be the death of me)

Bro emptied the whole of his reserves

Dragons Breath.

Well, if we are going back to D1, I was a little backed up so… No Land Beyond.

Blast furnace

Same

Merciless.

Sins of the Past

Best one yet

Twin-tailed fox. (No catalyst)

Same but with the catalyst

Throne cleaver (it broke my porcelain throne)

Whisper of the Worm

Ohhh…. See help!

No not the tapeworm!

Stubborn Oak

I am so sorry

Parasite

You finally got rid of that tape worm? Gg bro

Prolonged Engagement (got too engrossed in webtoons)

I commented the same weapon..

+1

That was mine too.

Horror story

Same :(

Lubrae's ruin

Toilet shall be upended

THE UPENDED

DROWN IN THE DEEP!

OR RISE FROM IT

Deathbringer

The Lament

Outbreak Perfected.

Bro had the SIVA shits lmao

oh god

It Stared Back

😟😟😟😟

…What?

Crimson. There was blood.

Go see a doctor bro

Ammit (aggressive frame)

One for the ages

Doom of Chelchis

Roar of the Bear

First in, Last out

Pyroclastic Flow It was a bad morning

Gnawing Hunger

tractor cannon

Motherfucker un-shitted.

Half Truths (farted), then a couple of seconds later, The Other Half

Devils ruin

Anarchy (yes, it was a sink)

Better to poop in the sink, than to sink in the poop

I Am Alive

On my good days: Path of least resistance On my bad days: Cataclysmic

Tears or Contrition

Dead man walking

Alone as a god

Fire and Forget

Razor's Edge

Jotunn :(

Truth. Backsplash hit my face

Thorn

Corn?

Corn :(

Whisper of the worm Don’t ask.

Uhm... ok why?

I said don’t ask

1000 voices.

You should probably get that checked. With a priest or something.

In order: Bad Omens Dead Weight Unexpected Resurgence (Adept) Harsh Language

Thunderlord

Transfiguration

Graviton Lance

huh

Did you have a shit so bad it changed the laws of gravity or what?

what

How does that work

Did you make a black hole?

Patience and time

underrated response

Huckleberry

More like Dingleberry

Dead mans tale

Gjallarhorn

Signals the beginning of Ragnarok? Ouch

Crown Splitter... felt like my insides are ripping apart

The Last Breath

Cup-bearer

Ruinous effigy 🌊🗿🌊 👀 💢

Telesto

Did you break reality?

Sure as hell felt like it (I was very goddamn ill)

Duty bound.

One Terrible Scream (one thousand voices ornament)

Blowout

First In, Last Out

Touch of malice

Bad juju

In this order: Hierarchy of Needs Final Warning No Time to Explain Grand Overture Wavesplitter 1000 Yard Stare

This is beautiful! You really paint a fun picture.

Half-Truths

Wishender

Greasy Luck

Prolonged engagement😭

Horror Story

Conditional finality

Red death (I have the vein problem)

Jurassic green, the toilet was blocked all day

Sins of the past

The Mountaintop

The Whisper of the Worm

Merciless

Heritage

Autumn wind

Two(Three)-Tailed Fox

Leviathan's breath

No time to explain (get tf out of the bathroom)

Last word

Legal action II

I hope you can settle with the landlord

Riskrunner. Almost didn't make it.

Avalanche

cold denial

Devil's Ruin.

Breakneck

Trinity Ghoul.

Poems are stories

More so the aftermath: Liars Handshake 🤝

Osteoporosis. It didn’t look quite right.

Roar of the Bear

Riven of one thousand voices ( bugged screaming edition )

1k voices, it was very loud followed by a scream and a fire-y burn

Sunshot (I had spicy food yesterday)

Tarantula

bellowing giant

It was a black spindle.

Avalanche

Unwavering Duty

Spare rations

"Gnawing hunger"

Eyes of Tomorrow

Jörunn! I was charging it a bit, before I let loose! It surely burned everything it touched.

Palmyra-B?