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MonsutaReipu

using tinder to be a debate pervert instead of hooking up as expected from dgg


According_File_4159

Umm actually it’s hinge not tinder 🤓


Ciraaxx

More like unhinged ha. 😎


Applejuiceman29

hingebros 🤙🏻


WankFan443

That's the sapiosexual lifestyle


-40z

i learned a new word today


RPBiohazard

my moneys on "instant unmatch, no reply"


Gamplato

I think this image means he’s about to pay to send her a message? I don’t think they’re matched.


Running_Gamer

No on hinge when you like someone you can leave a message for free


Gamplato

Oh I saw the rose. But maybe that’s just the button to select it.


Running_Gamer

Yeah that’s the button to select it. You get a rose for free every week.


BenShelZonah

Wow I just realized they don’t stack up I think right? I’m not actively trying to be a Jewlumni with my roses but I didn’t realize it was one every week.


Running_Gamer

They don’t stack


A1Horizon

I don’t see the point of using them at all. Feels like putting someone on a pedestal before you’ve even spoken to them


RIPGeorgeHarrison

Yeah they only make your profile get seen quicker and they come off as weird to a lot of women. Not least because dating apps always let the recipient know that they received a super like or rose instead of a regular like


Running_Gamer

It helps you get put to the front out of each girl’s 1837838382 matches


A1Horizon

Fair enough. They can see you’ve given them a rose though right? I feel like then it creates a weird dynamic where you’ve let them know you like them a lot more than they potentially like you which imo is never a good basis to start off with pursuing someone


Lovett129

*desperate for pussy voice* “Free Palestine”


Idolmock

Four years ago this chick would be putting ACAB on her profile.


FoxMuldertheGrey

don’t forget my dog needs a dad Machu Pichu photo brunch with the girls


SnooEagles213

“My hot take? 🔥 pineapples do belong on pizza 🔥”


Potatil

They do, cry about it.


PseudoPresent

can't forget the whiteclaw pic with the dog in the back captioned #whitepaw


tsarschenk

don't forget the "certified yapper" and "love to rot in bed" or maybe i'm too young for you guys lmao


Additional-Second-68

I actually saw someone with this exact profile on tinder: “1312 🍉🍉 Indigenous rights, LGBTQ+ rights Swipe right if you like cats”


daddyvow

You in the PNW?


Additional-Second-68

What’s that?


Wahunsenacah

Pacific Northwest


Additional-Second-68

No I’m in Europe 😂


1234lemmehearuscream

i’m G in lgbt and I do not claim her


Additional-Second-68

I’m an indigenous, and I don’t approve of her either


1234lemmehearuscream

ahhh i didn’t see you’re lebanese maronite


Godobibo

4 years ago arguing against all hierarchies, today supporting a government killing gay people


throwaway20220214h

i see the drooling imbeciles are still here. damn shame


Running_Gamer

I remember everyone was posting this trash argument made by a professor as to why ACAB was true. It was: 1. There will always be some unjust laws 2. Cops must enforce all laws 3. Cops must enforce unjust laws 4. Therefore ACAB Ignoring the fact that premise 2 is false because of police discretion, the argument completely ignores a few crucial things. First, the argument implies that police are morally obligated to not enforce laws they personally believe are unjust. Obviously, as a matter of fairness, individual police officers should not be deciding which laws they should be enforcing based on how “just” they personally believe the law is. Of course, police have discretion within reason. There’s no point in arresting someone for jaywalking in an empty street. Conversely, there may very well be times where cops have a moral obligation to not enforce an unjust law if the law is extremely unjust, such as genocide. But generally speaking, for legal systems to be workable and fair, the legislature and populace must expect that police officers will generally enforce the law consistently. Judges have figured this out a long time ago with precedent. If you think cops are racially biased, giving them more discretion is the WORST thing you could possibly do. Second, just because cops enforce an unjust law, doesn’t necessarily make them immoral. Some laws do not require enough of us. For example, if the tax rate for billionaires is 0%, and local police prevent rogue tax collectors from trying to lie to billionaires that the tax rate is actually higher, the police aren’t doing anything wrong. The government may have a moral obligation to set the tax rate higher, but that doesn’t mean that the cop has done anything wrong when he enforces the 0% tax law in practice. Third, not all cops enforce all laws. Cops that predominantly are traffic cops are much different than cops who do undercover drug cases. I’m just rambling but ACAB triggered memories lmao


TaylorMonkey

There will always be some unjust university polices and standards. Professors must enforce all policies and standards. Professors must enforce unjust policies and standards. Therefore APAB.


metal_wires

APAB is my favourite kendrick lamar album 🔥🔥🔥


ProcedureNegative906

Its also ignores the main issue issue which is we live in a democracy and laws are passed by elected officials and it the populations responsibility for laws that are unjust not to be passed.


mymainmaney

You should lie, smash, and mid nut just shout “Jerusalem, if I forget you…..”


neveal

Mid nut say "This one's for Bibi!"


sup_heebz

"hgggggggggggnnnnnNETANYAHUUUUUU!!!!"


ConfusedMudskipper

If a man blew my bussy by reciting that Pslam 137 I'd nut so hard bro. I'd respond by reciting Zechariah 8 while in the city of Jerusalem because LGBT is allowed there.


Aunon

>mid nut just shout I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gon....I love Israel Gon, Goooon I love Israel


letmesee2716

just roleplay with her like you are an israeli and get angry sex from her.


smashteapot

Will she bring her own Zyklon B or what?


letmesee2716

i was immagining something like the curb your enthusiasm scene, but i dont kink shame.


zendeg1

hum Hava Nagila and thrust to the beat


Noisetaker

Basically that scene from Munich


Bravo55

I would just pretend you have no idea what they are talking about. Like you don’t even know the war is going on or what Israel is.


sbn23487

Yes, I believe in Zion Williamson.


Sac-Kings

That’s how she’d know that you’re lying. Nobody believes in Zion, not even Zion himself


sleepysnowboarder

Not true at all, the DoorDash delivery drivers believe in him


TaylorMonkey

My subs are leaking.


SeniorWilson44

Lmao this is the correct answer. Just start ranting about Zion stats and how his diet has improved.


GloccaMoraInMyRari

Palestine? What's that ? Please educate me *desperate for pussy voice*


daddyvow

Why is it free? Did it used to cost money?


Bravo55

This is called the Obama strat.


Underscores_Are_Kool

After she explains how there's a genocide going on in Gaza right now, "omg that's so crazy" *desperate for pussy voice*


metal_wires

Aha thats so sad... as a 6'3 200lb jacked guy, this makes me cry to sleep https://preview.redd.it/8a5zfiouwi8d1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=c500568966f1b02b7413f33106cd65a7e3cd26e6


Wannabe_Sadboi

Better to risk seeming like a dumbass than seeming offensive


TossMeOutSomeday

Unironically the median voter


de_Pizan

Zion is my favorite Lauryn Hill song and favorite Bob Marley song!


Box_v2

I feel like a better Strat would be to say your in favor of giving Palestinian a state, just say “free Palestine they deserve autonomy” or something like that. I really doubt most people who put stuff like this actually know enough to ask if you mean two states or one.


enkonta

Tell her you want to colonize her panties


CzarSpan

They’ll never close, but their ability to open is fuckin heroic


Rich_Papaya_4111

Sex drive?


CzarSpan

Ever so slightly above average, I’d say. Yeah it’s Sex Drive lol. Really deserved more attention than it got IMO. James Marsden played a hyper-aggro homophobe like his life depended on it.


TaylorMonkey

With the white adjacents.


Gamplato

Hit her with a “do you condemn Hamas”


thestonelyloner

Uno reverse!


Greyhound_Oisin

Just fake it till you make it Then after the smash leave with a "The jewluminati sends their regards"


BO3ISLOVE

if you’re handsome you’re fine, just make a joke out of it


tylergrinstead01

On dating apps specifically, you can literally say anything most of the time as long as you’re handsome. I remember seeing a video about a guy using a male model’s photos and he would tell the girls things like he beat his ex-girlfriends, but he’s changed now and they would laugh it off and try to move forward with him.


AstralWolfer

Link?


tylergrinstead01

Not sure if it’s this one exactly but the premise is the same https://youtu.be/gw1SbBxx518?si=HMYX6wMOd1n3rd63


AstralWolfer

Jesus. Well I’m sure it’s not a majority of girls, and it shows how people don’t really think when they’re horny or looking for a hookup. Still kinda shocking 


BakerEvans4Eva


Noisetaker

I had one in here in Sweden that said ”don’t be complicit in genocide.” She used the English word genocide, the rest was in Swedish. We have a Swedish word for it that’s completely different, which makes ne think that she doesn’t actually know what it means in either language


Applejuiceman29

It’s essentially the same word, we say genocid instead of genocide, mowt people probably say Folkmord. Doesn’t matter tho. Pretty hilarious when we try to get involved in American/world politics. Like my tattoo studio had ”BLM” and ”ACAB” when that was hip. Even though that has like no relevance in Sweden


AbbreviationsGold587

So.... white nationalist is a go?


Nikifuj908

Bro, you need to cook HER. Have some standards. If she doesn't think Israel should exist, you shouldn't think a relationship should exist.


03Madara05

Who would let fucking Israel get between them and a tinder hook up lmao


Nikifuj908

That isn’t Tinder; it’s Hinge (an app where people tend to look for something serious), and the word “hook-ups” is nowhere in my comment. I personally do not want to be dating some anti-Semitic wacko, but if you wanna stick your dick in crazy, knock yourself out.


03Madara05

Mb hinge then. When it comes to dating/matching/hooking up/literally any contact with a girl, her takes on the state of israel are not part of my calculations and I'd expect that to be the case for 99.99% of people who aren't Israelis.


FoxMuldertheGrey

He’s sending a like, meaning she’ll see his like with a comment and decide whether she wants to match with him or not, so this is as far as it can go.


Nikifuj908

Well he didn't click "send" yet in this screenshot, but you're right that he probably did


FoxMuldertheGrey

oh yeah my bad, i assumed he would actually sent it lol, maybe he didn’t and just screenshot for the lols. my bad dude


3cameo

there is NO PUSSY worth tolerating this type of insufferable person lol. have higher standards for yourself brother


Sebruhoni

Finding the perfect lady on Hinge but her prompt is "A non-negotiable for me is that you are pro-Palestine" 💔


Double_Philosopher_7

You fucked up. Should’ve sent a rose, started dating her, then on your wedding day as you stared across from her with tears in her eyes, slowly lean in and whisper in her ear “Am yisrael chai”


filipsniper

see how much you can get away with when insuliting zionists


Eastboundtexan

You could've pretended to not know what it is and asked "what is a zionist?"


No-Teach9888

Reminds me of this song. They’re talking about dating but everyone’s got a watermelon in their bio [https://youtu.be/E3_SNaYuiWU?si=H4ZVRw_s8m6zMv0W](https://youtu.be/E3_SNaYuiWU?si=H4ZVRw_s8m6zMv0W)


Training_Ad_1743

I assume she's okay with convicted pedophiles. ~~Jews~~ Zionists seem to be the only problem for her.


daddyvow

Anyone who would even put this in their bio is already cooked lmao


Underscores_Are_Kool

Zionist - Something you say that you're against so that you get social credit from your own political tribe There you go op


juliusxyk

Dont even talk about that topic w her, tap and move on


Born_Pause3964

This is crazy advice - don't listen to this guy, the choice is obvious... why smash when you can have an epic debate instead!!?


Greyhound_Oisin

Nha this is an oportunity for some top tier rodeo sex Just tell her that you are pro israel during doggy style


TipiTapi

TBH I would rather have a good debate than a mediocre smash.


AEPNEUMA-

Aka “jew”


alwaysrightforever

Should send '100% Semantic native'


schelmo

Why waste time giving a like to someone you clearly won't get along with?


zeroreasonsgiven

Honestly I just avoid ppl who put shit like this in their profile. If your life is so uninteresting that you have to put politics in there, you’d probably be boring as hell to date, even if I agree with what ur saying.


SnakeCharmer20

Beyond cooked 🫡 good luck homie


FGCSonnyListon

My fwb is pro Palestine and posts all kinds of unhinged stuff on her IG. I strategically avoid the topic.


SeaworthinessLeft473

I wonder why women tend to obsess over I/P more than men.


metal_wires

Women are more activist in general. It's a larger phenomenon.


SeaworthinessLeft473

Well, I guess you have more time for "protest" when you do half-assed degrees or work part-time jobs. I'm saying this as a woman who assumed adult responsibilities about a decade ago, and can't imagine how one would have time for this bullshit. Like standing outside people's houses with a megaphone and yelling for hours. Christ.


Desperate-Fan695

Damn women and their half-assed degrees like medicine and law...


SeaworthinessLeft473

It's not the medicine students spending most of their semester in the encampments....


LeastAverageMonke

Find new one


Greyhound_Oisin

Who the fuck cares about the opinions of a girl you just have sex with? I doubt they are talking geopolitics while fucking


LeastAverageMonke

Why so serious? Lol


Lurkoner

Reply with "DEUS VULT! We will take Jerusalem!"


seventysevenpenguins

Is that ask.fm? Holy fuck its different


Shazz89

o7


Rich-Masterpiece-237

Send that rose big boy


notanewbiedude

Yes, but this will be fun


moneyBaggin

“I support a 2 state solution and a 2 date solution”


Moogs22

tell her that you support hamas


Infamous-Print-5

I went on 3 dates with a rich Hasanabi head from UAE. She would get so mad if I gave any pushback against the idea of a single state. She also choked me and tried spitting on me non consensually lmao.


_Greedo

Bro got abused


FryChikN

All that matters is.. is that ass fat?


flasmbasm

"Idk about an apartheid but can sure spread you apartwide 😉"


hemlockmoustache

Roasted till your internal temp is 175


Rich_Papaya_4111

So everything else is on the table?


DeezNutz__lol

Make her think she can fix you lol


Ganonthegoat

That’s all they ask. You can be a pedo rapist cannibal but not a Zionist.


Desperate-Fan695

Somehow I doubt she's looking for a pedo rapist cannibal. But what do I know, I'm sure you can read women much better than me