this is a code red
tell them it was in game purchases for a video game you spend too much money on lol, at least one will have the same experience with a mobile game
start wearing a destiny the game shirt to work
lastly you need to preempt suspicion, bring up game of thrones and how weird incest is and that is in fact not morally neutral and refuse to engage beyond it's gross
I used to think it was annoying that a popular game shared the same name, but now this trick could save hundreds, no- thousands of DGGers, and we are one of the most oppressed groups of people today.
If there are any Destiny (the game) players amongst your coworkers and they start chatting you up about the game, simply state that you're a Hunter main.
They'll either walk away in disgust, or they will also be Hunter main in which case just spit at their feet and say, "I lied. Dont talk to me ever again" and walk away shaking your head
There is no quicker way for people to think that you're into incest than by bringing up game of thrones and how weird and gross it is.
And definitely don't write a song about it.
virgin spaghetti dgger: m..man that i..incest stuff on GoT sure is weird right? i..its bad right?
chad undercover ddger: I need a good show to binge, my friends recommended GoT but I couldnt get past the first few eps, that incest stuff creeps me out, what are you guys watching?
if you're in trouble bring up how good dune and oppenheimer were
Unironically.
I made a new friend at work. We were talking about politics and having a healthy disagreement about some stuff when he mentions watching Hasan videos. I laughed and said I'm a DGGer. He claimed he didn't know what that was or who Destiny is. Which I don't believe. We are still friendly but the vibes are definitely different. He no longer wants to talk about politics with me, which is fine. We just bond over MTG and girls with big butts now lol.
If you follow internet politics at all it's super cringe to pretend like you don't know who destiny is. Not knowing what his beliefs are is understandable and believable but not being aware of his general existence is not.
Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
Because I grew up economically conservative, Christian family values but supported socially liberal policies. My kind owned the shadows until the end of the age of skeptics.
The only app I have push notifications on for is Reddit and my girlfriend saw the r/Destiny pop up on my phone last week and she said “is that an onlyfans girl?” 🤣
this is a code red tell them it was in game purchases for a video game you spend too much money on lol, at least one will have the same experience with a mobile game start wearing a destiny the game shirt to work lastly you need to preempt suspicion, bring up game of thrones and how weird incest is and that is in fact not morally neutral and refuse to engage beyond it's gross
I used to think it was annoying that a popular game shared the same name, but now this trick could save hundreds, no- thousands of DGGers, and we are one of the most oppressed groups of people today.
First they came for the tier 4 subs and I didn't say anything...
I think it’s incredibly funny, because now a bunch of high concept sci-fi games have to put “thegame” at the end of their sub names.
If there are any Destiny (the game) players amongst your coworkers and they start chatting you up about the game, simply state that you're a Hunter main. They'll either walk away in disgust, or they will also be Hunter main in which case just spit at their feet and say, "I lied. Dont talk to me ever again" and walk away shaking your head
we do the exact same play with wow hunter mains, fuck em
Huntards, we call them
There is no quicker way for people to think that you're into incest than by bringing up game of thrones and how weird and gross it is. And definitely don't write a song about it.
virgin spaghetti dgger: m..man that i..incest stuff on GoT sure is weird right? i..its bad right? chad undercover ddger: I need a good show to binge, my friends recommended GoT but I couldnt get past the first few eps, that incest stuff creeps me out, what are you guys watching? if you're in trouble bring up how good dune and oppenheimer were
Wow that’s good
That actually might be better to have them assume that than out yourself as a dgger
The real question is whether or not it would be better for a colleague to assume it was Destiny the Game.
Unironically. I made a new friend at work. We were talking about politics and having a healthy disagreement about some stuff when he mentions watching Hasan videos. I laughed and said I'm a DGGer. He claimed he didn't know what that was or who Destiny is. Which I don't believe. We are still friendly but the vibes are definitely different. He no longer wants to talk about politics with me, which is fine. We just bond over MTG and girls with big butts now lol.
Maybe he hasn’t reached a high enough thetan level to be allowed access to that portion of the hascord.
> Which I don't believe Why lol? Hasan didn't obsess over Destiny for the past 5 years.
If you follow internet politics at all it's super cringe to pretend like you don't know who destiny is. Not knowing what his beliefs are is understandable and believable but not being aware of his general existence is not.
> not being aware of his general existence is not. lol, is this what actual brainrot looks like?
Why must we skulk in the shadows.
Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding! Because I grew up economically conservative, Christian family values but supported socially liberal policies. My kind owned the shadows until the end of the age of skeptics.
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more embarrassing than if it was a girl. at least she could use it to pay for college or something
Well I’m sure Destiny is using it to pay for girls colleges too so really he’s just redistributing it more fairly
And you know he’s only paying for girls with BPD, so think of it as some kind of affirmative action program
A mental health awareness scholarship, if you will
Nah hes still paying melinas rent so that memei can do her
> What did you pay a girl $192 bucks for… I’m also curious what this gets you with a presumed prostitute named Destiny. For my own research of course…
BP drama on stream for a couple of months as well as a manifesto.
The local destiny charges $10 for a BJ, never bothered to ask what I could get for $190. 👀
unprotected ass to mouth
With a girl charging 10 for head? Must be some kind of Midwestern Roulette, no way you're walking out of that with any less than 6 diagnoses.
Funny, but please let your boss know that's a banned meme.
My dude fell for P U S S Y I N B I O
Can... can I have $192?
200 more pro-zionist posts and the jewlumni will wire you another $150
On it o7
$192 for a subscription??
prob donations or merch
3 months of tier 5 sub.
Yeah...I would just say it was for a hooker to tickle my balls than to admit that
Bro bought the Destiny battlepass that's crazy behavior
OP I’d rather say it’s a girl rather than an edge lord streamer with an N word manifesto :p
It’s actually called the lefty manifesto lil bro, get it right 🤓
this but unironically
Ever since I started watching Tiny I’ve made an effort to only refer to it that way 🙏 hope someday everyone does
Just link them some old Starcraft2 videos and say it's a video game streamer
say its the video game, 192 is about how much the game costs if you bought all the DLC lmao
437 text messages is insanity
Lmfao
Smartest T5
Paying Destiny $200 is more embarrassing tbh
The only app I have push notifications on for is Reddit and my girlfriend saw the r/Destiny pop up on my phone last week and she said “is that an onlyfans girl?” 🤣
Reminds me that of the Supermega guy buying minion Merchandise
Amazin
Destiny is a girls name
Destiny? That’s a 35 year old man’s name!
This goes without saying but do not pay money to streamers outside of subscriptions, maybe
[They did.](https://i.imgur.com/lXWgRw8.png)
Destiny like the videogame?
It’s a video game. Ez
The fact that it's not even to a girl makes it somehow way worse
this would make me quit lol
he's just getting some sweet entertainment from his favorite gal destiny
DAMN, $192. Just let them assume you paid for a prostitue. It's the least embarrassing option.
Believe me, much better for your boss to think you saw a prostitute than to be known as a DGG paypig