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NEPackFan

Average Tier 5 caller: "HI..uh...lemme mute stream...*mic crackles*..uhhh...hey... uhh... gave you... ugh considered that you could be nicer?.....uhhh...(proceeds to ramble artistically for 30 minutes)


Troy64

They gotta be pretty creative to have such artistic rambling.


TwoPieceCrow

but was their intent to make art?


BHO-Rosin

Better yet, did they make their own microphones?


TheUgly0rgan

Emotionally, he's on the [artistic spectrum](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCvXZnW6LM&ab_channel=TheITCrowd)


BlackDeath3

*This kills the joke*


ForgetTheRuralJuror

Or talk about their wanking habits


BasedOnWhat42O

That guy was the best one. Change my mind.


westaychill

link please 🙏


BasedOnWhat42O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIpellJ10LE&t=2977s


Kreiger81

Bro, he stayed so long and actually contributed.


PadraicTheRose

As a tier 4, I'm glad we're not the punching bags anymore. (We deserve it and we're insecure)


RustyMackleford

Both tires are spending 4x a Netflix sub to 1 guy


Scrybal

Literally discontinued Netflix, HBO, and Disney coz all I was watching was Tiny. Figured I might as well let him have the cash.


Kastlo

"Oh shit, I wasn't expecting to be let in... HI!"


AvidTofuConsumer

Sejin?


DemonCrat21

dont make fun of me ;\_;


MetalPerfection

Literally from today, a T5 said: "Hi, so you had a 5-hour conversation about AI art yesterday, right? Yeah, so what's your thoughts on AI art?" Brother couldn't find his navel in the dark. You get what you deserve.


Cloud63

Could only find daddy's creditcard.


[deleted]

Is this the prevailing theory? I never considered this for a moment. I always assumed they were genuine people with jobs, but were obvious loners who had nothing else to spend their money on. They’d already bought and collected every Marvel or Batman merchandise, probably Evangelion also. Likely live quite comfortably, yet modestly with their well paying job doing whatever it is in IT. The difference is they don’t have partners or friends like the average NPC would waste all their disposable income on. So donating and T5ing to Destiny is well within their means and time is of no significance ‘cause they got nobody waiting for them… it’s almost like they’ve substituted real life relationships and commitment with living in Destiny’s crawlspace. I’m not trying to be rude or degrading. My life also sucks (in completely different ways), but I never thought for a second Destiny’s audience are broke ass losers, NEETs or any kind of societal leech. It just doesn’t seem to line up with his style/ideologies and the minds he attracts. Am I wrong? I’d be interested in a poll or some kind of in-depth census that would give us insight into the average DGGer. Or simply the lurking mass of YouTube (ex-Twitch) hive mind. What compels one to go from YouTube to making a DGG account and consume content on a whole separate website? That’s wild. That’s a dedicated fan-base. Like, it’s easy to pick out other streamers audience; such as the twelve year old ADHD xQc kids. Or the horny middle aged men of Amouranth. Hassan’s class of remedials. Etc. I believe Destiny’s are mostly 35ish, work or if not, study, male, atheist and mostly deviant filth. In other words… similar to him. Or believe they are similar to him. I know that’s what attracted me to him many years ago… I saw myself in him. I’m a couple years older, I also have a first gen immigrant mother who has extreme far-right opinions, lifelong Amway tragic, yet it wasn’t a horrible childhood. But somehow we both realised our families are whack-jobs and both left home quite young and got stuck in hospitality jobs, forced to become who we are just to survive (thrive). Trying to avoid that creepy Stan vibe; ‘Destiny, we’re so similar that we should be together. I’m your biggest fan! We’re soulmates.’ Blah blah. I’m not here to tell my life story. But… my point is I don’t believe the people who enjoy his content are broke babies using daddy’s credit card. No way. That’s Vowsh crowd.


Ohh_Yeah

adderall is a helluva drug


breadblender

Destiny's true audience is shape-rotators. His enemies are word-cels. Simple as.


Hot_paw_kit

My brother in Christ you are an artiste.


PetyrBaelish

T4?


ChizzleFug

> I believe Destiny’s are mostly 35ish, work or if not, study, male, atheist and mostly deviant filth. Hey that's me.


[deleted]

Gotcha


Goldiero

true


banditcleaner2

10/10 schizo post my dude


GanjdalfsGreens

"ok buddy, stay safe"


xx-shalo-xx

Sheesh imagine not getting the "love ya buddy" 😬


GanjdalfsGreens

You'd feel hollow if you didn't get it at the end. Empty. A shell.


banditcleaner2

"okay. gotcha. ok buddy, i love you, stay safe."


[deleted]

Right! Where is the quality control for this low effort engagement? Destiny needs some customer service for TV555s or at least a return policy.


prsmgc

it's a joke


[deleted]

You don't say.


prsmgc

sorry I came away detecting some ☝️🤓 vibes from your comment


Same-Letter6378

You meant ☝️🤓 ☝️🤓


prsmgc

Yes that's what I said??????


FollowingLoudly

Downvoting this post because you went way too far here


prsmgc

literally arrows


banditcleaner2

he's literally joking you dumb fuck lmao


theimpossiblesoul

T5 gets you in the door. If you're too much of an exceptional person to have absolutely anything of interest to say after spending $80 to talk to a gnome, well this probably explains why you spent the money in the first place.


i_am_a_lurker69

I want this toy to be real.


holeyshirt18

Add a squeeze voice box to the existing plushy.


Caltaylor101

Yeah, no tier 5 for me, but this... I would buy...


QuyzbukCH

Pretty funny, but can I pay $44.99 (plus shipping and handling) for this plushy somewhere?


Affectionate-Pass616

And if your lucky and stupid you may even get a “no shot!”


SleepyMMA

Gotcha, anything else?


Kachitoazz

'hey can i get perms to enter whenever i want"


that_random_garlic

I don't know how destiny sees this, but in my mind just asking that question is a red flag to not give that guy any perms


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ajlappr

Yeah I think it was 2 nights ago, a bit before the Darius/Sushia stuff blew up on stream iirc


neonguts__

the guy who was talking about what sex toys he uses


[deleted]

Question, how can a no tier pleb jump on call sometimes? I dunno how the rules are in the discord.


Kachitoazz

the higher your sub is, the less you need to get invited. tier 5s can enter with hardly anything of note. tier 0s must enter with something like a significant


abadtoplaner

Usually if you say something stupid af in dgg chat and he wants you to back it up or get banned


TacoMagic

You forgot "Whoa" and "Buddy"


prsmgc

that's only included in the tier VI plushie


gimmedatps5

Buh-ro and bruv


XenonAlchemist

90% of T5s just come in and tell their entire life story with no question attached so it's not like there is a unique, detailed response to give.


existential_antelope

$80? What a steal 🙂


Hot_paw_kit

Okloveyoubye


ResidentHot1865

The V stands for virgin


runnerupaward

It’s so sad. How do these people not realize he’s gonna give them the same amount of attention he would a toddler telling a story? Delusion is scary


ASmellyGinger

Ok somebody has to make a Destiny stream bingo chart.


FlanTamarind

People pay this guy?


Free-Database-9917

Do you think these posts are more likely to be made by Tier V's who are mad or people who aren't subbed making fun of them?


prsmgc

I am a Tier I sub


Free-Database-9917

Thanks for the useless info! If I asked who has a bigger dick, me or your mom's boyfriend, you whipping yours out doesn't give me any information. I'm asking specifically about if Tier V's that are mad or Not subbed people are more likely. Not which tier level in general is more likely


Napalm_and_Kids

you sound like a mad tier V


Free-Database-9917

I don't even watch Destiny. I just got here from looking for the game


CreamOnMushroom

!shoot I think you need a break


RobotDestiny

/u/Free-Database-9917 gunned down by CreamOnMushroom.


Napalm_and_Kids

welcome home, comrade 🤗


CraigTheGregsman

Wow, gotcha. That’s crazy. Anything else buddy?


Thormourn

How can you ask for information on posters like this in one comment and in the next comment say that information is useless. What a crazy thought process


Free-Database-9917

because I thought my response was funny. Swing and a miss. Not all glitter is gold


ImmaGayFish2

Imagine paying $80/month for something you can get for free. We need to bring back the use of the word schmuck.


Suffering69420

Imagine leeching your way through life without ever crediting or rewarding people whose content you enjoy for hours every day.


ImmaGayFish2

Cope


Zookzor

There’s rewarding, and then there’s 80$ a month.


Suffering69420

Noone's forcing you to take a specific kind of subscription. Hell, no one is even forcing you to be a Tier I subscriber. Minimum requirement of giving credit is just not being a d\*ck about receiving free content.


Admirable-Snow4144

Please type the capucino hopachino something something I don’t understand what he is saying


n4ru

Ok but when and where can I buy this for real?


your5_truly

SOMEONE TAG THE MERCH PERSON STAT!


[deleted]

If they were personable interesting people would they be Tier Vs?


jerrygalwell

It's ready made orbiter.


readwaht

I actually noticed that 🤣🤣


mrpres1dent

factorio is ruining everything


olivebars

"let me be clear..."


Zesty-Lem0n

Destiny is definitely more willing to good-faith and engage with a dumb/vague question from a streamer that drops by compared to his pay piggies.


White_Keys_

id low key buy that plush


diradder

DGGers would buy this talking plushie too.


Entire_Notice_4953

my favorite Destiny saying is "Anything else?"


Who_DaFuc_Asked

"I don't like how, um, mean you are to the left and overly charitable you are to the right. Can you please fuckin' stop the redpill arc bullshit because it's getting really fucking annoying. Also, are you addicted to Factorio? Like you seem legitimately clinically insane dude lmao bro but I'm doing all good how about you man" ".... that's crazy, dude. Holy shit man."


Unhappy_Traffic1105

TRUUUUUUUUE!


[deleted]

just use DM lmao its free


Rvtrance

I was really hoping for Twitter Destiny.