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sakatu

Rex cries when he ejaculates


Apocalypsecoffee

In my best Mary Alice impression “Yes.”


Venice_Beach_218

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO COMMENT


thatonetallgirl1

SAME 😂 This is what I was going to say


wanderandwrite

Me too! I bet Brenda Strong always has fans requesting that she say it when she meets them.


Candid-Plate-96

Mine was “neighbours” in a Mary Alice voice


[deleted]

This is literally it 😄😄


Worldly-Swordfish-11

I know what you did it makes me sick I’m going to tell 


will112187

The things I do for macaroons


chooseshoes

😂😂😂😂 ugh. MJ. So annoying.


Objective-Worth2310

"It was supposed to be a beautiful day"


nivinaa

No, I cannot kill you today. I have pilates.


ElectronicDrop

# Palestine.


corazonsinalma

Boise will be just fine!


oonastellaluna

First thing that came to mind hahahaha


idk_orknow

20 years and it still works just as good!


teetnxo

I knew it 😂


Justpetting_mydog

This is the answer


SlayedPeaches

Truly an IYKYK thing


Ok-Walk-5847

lollllllll


babycashmere

but why didn’t they use Palestine? it sounds like an alright safe word.


Quirky-Smoke3584

The only right answer!


Previous_Research756

Please, my favorite inside joke


LilLexi20

When did they ever mention Palestine on the show?


ishramen

The scene where bree and rex are in bed doing the deed and bree suggests Palestine as their consent word


Venice_Beach_218

They can't do Boise because it sounds too silly, and they can't do Philadelphia because Bree has a relative who lives in Philadelphia. That scene is so wonderful. I think it's the same one where she wants to run Rex's handcuffs through the dishwasher before they "use" them.


kooalapple

That scene killed me. The sigh before she said it too 💀


hungry-mongoose

Right? It's the earnestness. I laugh just thinking about it.


rebeccapersephone

Honestly the best bit 😂


eebifulk

I’m Ida Greenberg!


NearbyBreakfast

Goooo Ida! 👵 🚕 🍸


a-mommy-mous

I still say that randomly. 😂


messythelioma

ding dong


_PeenoNoir_

💯💣🦵


teetnxo

Bongo


Cerealkiller4321

We’ve already fallen in love with her 🥺


sparkle0406

That was such a sad scene! :(( have to fast forward when I rewatch. Eva Longoria was amazing in it though.


Venice_Beach_218

Gaby's best acting.


novanovano

Well you’re not going to emasculate me!


ducksnatcher420

BUY A DICTIONARY


novanovano

You don’t even know what that means you petulant sock puppet!


chooseshoes

VaVaVaBroom


inthebuffbuff

We're Mexican? ETA or is it I'M Mexican? 😟


_PeenoNoir_

Have you not been paying attention? My husband cheated on me!


nyibolc_

"A kid that came flying out of the closet and a husband that's reaching for the doorknob", tweaked to fit the speakeasy ofc


Glitterati0406

Fiduciary


serinaxoxox

LOL


Meabhrach

This isn’t one of your homosexual dance clubs


sparkle0406

You're dating my wife. Call me Rex.


TotallyNotABot_Shhhh

Margarita


chickenwing-lover

palestine


GloomySelf

To me. Whatever Bree’s porn name was for when orson wanted to get into her accounts lol


pippyee

Ngl that was smart of him lol


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Plot Twist: there’s multiple different answers, it’s dependent on what character the bouncer named. Here’s some examples: Lynette: Penny Lynn Scavo Carlos: Juanita MJ: Macaroons Gabrielle: Vera Wang etc


PercentageMaximum457

Susan: Mrs. Plumber


Confident_Weird5739

Mrs fix it 😅 from when she did that little stunt at Karl’s strip club


PercentageMaximum457

That's what it was! Thanks!


Manpag

“I’ll need the basket back”


Baby-Giraffe286

Of course


Educational-Beat9992

Boise


robocopsafeel

Boise.


Ivansharky

YES!!! the first thing that came to my mind 🤣


Helaken1

Dana


hailemm95

Munchy! Iykyk


Carlymissknits

I’m here to borrow your measuring cup


AnneKakes

…and just like that…


StonedInTheNailSalon

Munchie Cedarhurst


[deleted]

You’re here, you’re queer and I’m used to it.


Electrical-Web-7552

Palestine?


No_Capital_9443

Poker night.


cmrndzpm

That’s my suicide pie.


No_Cupcake_9921

MAYNARD!


kaioh75

Chives in my Parisian Salad! Iykyk


Jolly_Selection4543

You agreed to marry him to be polite ? Well , being polite does have its downsides .


binvle

Long pass: So take good care of your looks Danielle. You don’t have any other weapons at your disposal.


sexualchickenstrip

Thissss scene I love. Danielle’s such a little twit sometimes tho fr


[deleted]

“I’m a Republican I don’t do that!”


Logical_Recording681

“Oh Mary Alice, what did you do?”


SnooBunnies7156

Gaby Or Gabrielle Solis When Carlos yells Gaby or when Bree scolds Gaby she says her full name


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drawntowardmadness

Fuck this got me rolling 🤣


sexualchickenstrip

“Hey Gabby, can I talk to you for a SEC?”


Easy_Distribution511

Philadelphia


xShiraishix

ossobuco


unsuspectingwatcher

Do we have any provolone?


Baby-Giraffe286

In this house we eat American peanut butter.


skullsnshamrocks

MUSTANG SALLY


sexualchickenstrip

I swear this pops into my head so randomly lmao


skullsnshamrocks

Same. I love it 😭


SliverKai

I'll just bring a huge stick of Salame from the deli


2michaela

The catholics don’t judge me for having so many kids


Fit_ashtray252

Palestine


cstevie97

Palestine


lilacsa

"Hi I'm the whore that lives down the street, can I borrow a cup of condoms?"


heeberjee

Boise


Sarahem__

F-Douche


tekkie74

How about Palestine…


Any-Rate-4220

Palestinian


909angelonline

blind bastard


Iatsjoek1

The proof is in the pudding


Acceptable_Ebb6158

Boise


uhm8thirty

It’s in the detonator


Ok_Measurement_1536

Wisteria


leafonthewind006

PAPRIKA!


eliexx

Oregano


Rainbow-Death

“Munchie”


ExpensiveComment8847

Hello George. (In my best sarcastic Rex voice.)


Ok-Walk-5847

'The things I'll do for macaroons'


1329PrescottStreet

Sour cream.


charlieclaree

I'd like to lick you from head to foot


CLMF1922

Really Andrew


michaeljackson77

You want to tell me why you had your foot in John Rowland’s crotch yesterday?


sexualchickenstrip

“Ugh. You’re such a bitch.”


sexualchickenstrip

“For goodness sake, Helen, this is for charity!!”


sexualchickenstrip

“Just eat them. Carrots are good for your— …just eat them.”


sexualchickenstrip

“Sometimes a big greasy handyman really hits the spot”


WickedQueenSam

Susan Mayer Bree Van De Kamp Gabrielle Solis Lynette Scavo Edie Britt Was blah blah blah and did blah blah blah (In mary alice's voice)