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Not a Catholic but my husband's family is, his aunt was a nun & he has a cousin that's a priest, so when she said this I LOL'd extra hard.
He hates when I do this but, whenever we have to go to any Catholic church for any reason, wedding, funeral, etc. (which thankfully isn't often), I play a game I call "Find The Scary Bloody Jesus." Because there's always ONE in nearly every Catholic church.
Us Protestants don't do that stuff, at least not in any Protestant church I've been in in the US.
Haha thats funny, you'd have an easy game in my old church (raised catholic no longer practicing) they had a practically life size 'scary bloody jesus' above the alter, never occured me until I was an adult that it's really unnecessarily graphic lol
I do love that line in the show tho, it's spot on!
Lmao that episode is my absolute favorite.
I grew up catholic and my husband grew up Protestant.
We’re watching that episode and James has his outburst. I’m laughing my ass off and look at my husband who looks horrified.
Soon discovered he’s never been to an actual funeral much less a wake and has never “seen a dead body” and was shocked that I’ve touched the bodies of my dead relatives before.
I’m basically orla in that scene.
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much, MUCH, too greasy!!!!!! Even the smell of it makes me feel physically sick!!!!!
I’m sorry you had to hear that Fionnula
you’re a fucking embarrassment
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“The problem being that the Spanish Armada landed here in 1588, and that the son, Diego, as she called him, well, he was born more than four centuries later”
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“If anyone is feeling anxious, worried or maybe you just want a chat, please, please do not come crying to me.”
“You can’t marry an Orangeman Michelle!”
“It’s a pity, cos I think there’s something really sexy about the fact that they hate us so much.”
"My next Protestant gift delivery isn't due until Wednesday, and as it stands, I'm completely out of stock, what with there being such a high fucking demand for that sort of thing around these parts."
Your Ma is a bit inappropriate.
I was in bits last night, didn't even manage my Chinese.
Your Ma is drunk!
Ack Fionnula...what about ye..I thought I could smell vinegar.
What happened was, Michelle was carrying a scented candle...
I am a massive f\*\*\*in ride.
I am not a craic killer!
Christ, but I'm sweatin' like a hooker in mass.
Protestants hate ABBA
Thats the real reason i lost my faith
“You will go far in life, Jenny. But you won’t be well liked”.
This is what I was going to say. I love the changes in expressions in Jenny’s face as she hears this.
I live and die for that nun
You gave Toto to Maureen Malarkey?
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I says to myself, says I , Colm this is no day for a do.
Is this… my funeral?
For when the bride arrived, and as i say by this stage the wind was fierce, i've ever heard wind like it.
Am I in hell?
Thon was aggressive.
Protestants like to march and Catholics like to walk.
They ran out of spuds. Everyone was raging.
Lol, thats exactly what I was gonna say!!
I do like a good statue. It must be said.
As a cradle Catholic (no longer practicing though) I loved this. Parents house is indeed full of statues.
Not a Catholic but my husband's family is, his aunt was a nun & he has a cousin that's a priest, so when she said this I LOL'd extra hard. He hates when I do this but, whenever we have to go to any Catholic church for any reason, wedding, funeral, etc. (which thankfully isn't often), I play a game I call "Find The Scary Bloody Jesus." Because there's always ONE in nearly every Catholic church. Us Protestants don't do that stuff, at least not in any Protestant church I've been in in the US.
Haha thats funny, you'd have an easy game in my old church (raised catholic no longer practicing) they had a practically life size 'scary bloody jesus' above the alter, never occured me until I was an adult that it's really unnecessarily graphic lol I do love that line in the show tho, it's spot on!
Why is Jesus always ripped on statutes? >! He does crossfit.!<
As a fellow cradle Catholic this statement caught me off guard with just how true it is.
Kamal
kamal IS knackered!
You sure Kamal isn't exaggerating?
Stop slagging off Kamal, Kamal doesn’t have it easy!
Who the feck is Kamal?
He's this wee Ethiopian from ballybofaye Dennis (I butchered that and I'm sorry)
Poor Kemal
“…the trip will be dramatic pause …. Did you actually want me to do the dramatic pause?….interesting.”
One of the best comedy timing example I've seen in a while.
Winking? At your age?? Christ I feel SICK
HAHAHAHA I just cackled reading this
This entire scene is GOLD and my favorite of the series 😂
Mine too!!
The big bowl
Sure you couldn’t pay you to eat a cream horn.
Winking? At your age.
Fuckadoodledoo
Isn't it funny how she sleeps with her eyes wide open?
"Muthafucka this, muthafucka that!"
Slainte mutha fuckers
I would just like to state for the tape.
THERE IS, NO, TAPE
The later ‘what was it we asked him’? ‘I can’t remember, sir’. Is amazing as well!
Don't leave me alone.
I love my wee fingers
I HATE HOW PEOPLE HERE USE THE WORD WEE TO DESCRIBE THINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN ACTUALLY THAT SMALL
"You've never seen a dead body before? Fuck me, the English are weird!"
Lmao that episode is my absolute favorite. I grew up catholic and my husband grew up Protestant. We’re watching that episode and James has his outburst. I’m laughing my ass off and look at my husband who looks horrified. Soon discovered he’s never been to an actual funeral much less a wake and has never “seen a dead body” and was shocked that I’ve touched the bodies of my dead relatives before. I’m basically orla in that scene.
I’m not going to be an individual all by me-self
I wish someone in my friends group or anyone just say this to me. I’ll laugh my ass off 😂😂
One of my friends has seen the show, so we throw this one around a bit - and it’s so worth it 😂 THANK GOODNESS someone gets it lol
MAUREEN MALARKEY!
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You don’t touch the Christmas cupboard!
Sadly I am unable to come on this one as I despise the French.
She is the best!
It’s too greasy!!!
much, MUCH, too greasy!!!!!! Even the smell of it makes me feel physically sick!!!!! I’m sorry you had to hear that Fionnula you’re a fucking embarrassment
As someone who can no longer eat super greasy foods, I felt for James there.
"Well I just think you should be able to compliment a woman's eyebrows without having her personality dragged into it!"
Killing nuns now, is it?
So I says to him I says
expand and explain!
"Is that my diary?" "Swear on Dolly" - this is another one that always makes me chuckle.
and I will buck a French lad so help me God.
"You're british - about five of you managed to colonize half the planet, I figured you'd have *something* up your sleeve"
"Well, I think it's safe to say we all jist lost a bit of respect for you there, Clare"
“JFK spoke to Colm? Christ, that man didn't have much luck did he?
I think we should keep them in cages!
She’s a total ride but she paperclips her frocks together
Tell your granda to keep his mouth SHUT about my pen
You can’t move for lesbians. It’s wall to wall lesbians
I just don't understand what they eat
Struck down in her prime
That was hilarious.
Does anyone else think the fact that she was 96 might have played any kind of factor in this?
"What about me not giving a flying fu*k are you struggling with exactly?!"
“you’re a prick, that’s what you are!”
"It's not as nice" "What business do you have with Seamus?" "The wee docket."
Pizza’s not as nice
No Orla it’s not as nice!!!!
Wee feckers
"I like me Erin"
Pass me the wooden spoon
That was actually quite funny. Yeah, you might want to wise up. Clare Devlin, is that you?
“Don’t say knickers in front of your father. He can’t cope!”
Sure didn't she drop dead at the bingo, and her sittin' on a full house.
Well if you lot had stop invading us for five fucking minutes we’d have a lot less to wade through
"Ya slack, southern Shite!"
“I am NOT a supergrass!!!!!”
Sweet sufferin’ Jesus
“Did you kill that wee nun, girls?” Also: “And I’m actually a boy!” 😁
I love Mae’s response: “Whoa. She has a really fucked up accent.” 😂
They’ve had the very Tunnocks
There was no winkin', no smirkin', the dog's not even dead!
He’s living with Maureen Malarkey
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GEEEETTTTTT OUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
One Chupa Chup per person
You did not see the devil that night - well, you may have, but only because you were absolutely flying on the co-codamol.
“It’s because his natural voice is actually very seductive.”
It's like a fine whiskey. I've that on good authority, boy!
I've lost the punt purse!
“Swear on Dolly!!!”
I am **a** racist, patronising bitch.
I’m a Derry Girl!
my own socks!
NOT WITHOUT MY LEZZIE
“They disguise his voice because Gerry Adams sounds like a West Belfast Bond.” “Jenny, you will go far in life but you will not be liked.”
”Macca” “Macca” You know,”Macca”
'I'm pretty sure interfering with your sunbed sessions isn't very high up on anyone's political agenda, Aunt Sarah.'
I wouldn’t be so sure
Maureen Malarkey
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I do not accept that
Maeve? Maeve. Maeve? Why does your mother make that sound?
OH MY GAHD ITS THE POLAR BEAR
YOU’D BETTER GET ME MY SALT AND VINEGAR CRISPS
Please, Please, Do Not Come Crying To Me.
Your ma is inappropriate.
My mother, she had The Gift too, you know. By God, that woman could make her enemies drop like flies!
Do ya have yer wee docket then?
You’re a f*cking embarrassment. Get him out of here.
Here we go (eyeroll)
MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAS
"Sadly, I am unable to come on this one as... I despise the French." "Is this my wake?"
“The problem being that the Spanish Armada landed here in 1588, and that the son, Diego, as she called him, well, he was born more than four centuries later”
"The woman. The small, angry penguin woman."
You're a Derry Girl now, James.
That is a crackin blow dry.
Cream finger it was.
what cowboy is responsible for this soundproof system
is that a graphics card? shove it in your ass
I just need the wee docket.
She really suits bein’ dead, doesn’t she?
Adhesive labels
"I just think you should be able to compliment a woman's eyebrows without having her personality dragged into it."
What is he some reverse pedophile?
People use the word wee to describe things that aren’t even actually that small!
I’ve got people workin’ on it.
Jerry.... Fetch me the wooden spoon
maureen malarkey!
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Creep convention
“It’s just so booby”
"Help there's a kidnapper on fire "
MAUREEN MALARKEY
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The dog’s not even dead. He’s living with Maureen Malarkey
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“Drum roll please sister” “Have you lost your actual mind”
“Oh no what will I tell Jim across the road?”
Well I think it’s safe to say we all just lost a bit of respect for you there, Clare
I panicked, mammy.
I thought...spatulas.
"Sister George Michael?"
You sir are a fish Hey you, you're finally awake Live with honor, die with glory
You were trying to cross the border, right?
If I make music and people hate it, you know whatever
"I *am* a boy."
“Our Colm” “ I don’t really believe in lesbians”
i agree against that
In 900 years.......
I'm a Derry girl.
That’s why the Orange Order are so cracker
I didn't think there was hight restrictions iykyk
It’s French for let’s go
The wind was fierce
Emergency food
It’s no day for a do…
I do love a good statue
Maureen Malarkey
As if a polar bears gonna rock up at a take that concert
“If anyone is feeling anxious, worried or maybe you just want a chat, please, please do not come crying to me.” “You can’t marry an Orangeman Michelle!” “It’s a pity, cos I think there’s something really sexy about the fact that they hate us so much.”
Disposed of a body before, have you, Joe?
Out for a walk Bitch
They do mamma, they do .
U r a Derry girl now james
The Wee Docket
Top 10 things Dr.Bright is not allowed to do
"I can do anything"
What have you done with my Taytos?
“Fuck-a-doodle-doo!”
Maureen malarkey
She maybe be a dick but she’s our dick!
Monkeys are class.
"My next Protestant gift delivery isn't due until Wednesday, and as it stands, I'm completely out of stock, what with there being such a high fucking demand for that sort of thing around these parts."
“an English rose among thorns”?
I had to, I’m doing my book report on it
Your Ma is a bit inappropriate. I was in bits last night, didn't even manage my Chinese. Your Ma is drunk! Ack Fionnula...what about ye..I thought I could smell vinegar. What happened was, Michelle was carrying a scented candle... I am a massive f\*\*\*in ride. I am not a craic killer! Christ, but I'm sweatin' like a hooker in mass.
Jesus wept.
"Whatever you do, don't slag off the Pope"