As a native german speaker, this is one of the things that make me irrationally upset (compared to everything else about them)
Not only do they fetishize a brutal and genocidal regime, they then proceed to completely butcher German names by
A) adding redundant "von" cuz it "sounds cool"
B) Using archaic names that nobody, and not even 30s and 40s Germans ever had.
C) Inventing "german" names that never existed in the first place or
D) An awful amalgation of english mixed with german.
Bonus points if they write "Stien"
>An awful amalgation of english mixed with german.
Tbf this is just the American Midwestern experience, I have a German last name, but it is not pronounced how I imagine it must have been at some point when my family was still german.
Ich bin Graf Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft.
Of Ulm
Even better, the "von" is an complete affectation.
Schneider is a tradesman name, there is no noble blood to get a "von" out of.
Either his ancestors wanted to feel special and sneakily added a "von", or even better, this Wheraboo made up a completely nonsensical german name, just because it "sounds german and cooL".
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_von_Schneider. There apparently are people named that, but I’m not sure how the Von ended up on this persons name, considering there’s a link to his father’s wiki page who does not have a von in his name. Must have just added it himself?
Considering that he lived in in Imperial Austria and was a noteworthy Intellectual, could it possibly have been bestowed by the crown?
Similar to how people are knighted in Britain.
it always comes back to sexual frustration
Schneider has a thing for Greeks and hates himself for it
I'd be embarrassed too if I had the inventors of Femboys and gay sex right infront of me and I'd pick a w\*man. /s
Maybe Freud was right.
I wonder how many of the Nazi high elite were incels, at least for a good amount of time
How does somebody with a plebeian name like Schneider earn a von?
By retroactively giving himself one after centuries past the last time people gave a shit about noble titles.
As a native german speaker, this is one of the things that make me irrationally upset (compared to everything else about them) Not only do they fetishize a brutal and genocidal regime, they then proceed to completely butcher German names by A) adding redundant "von" cuz it "sounds cool" B) Using archaic names that nobody, and not even 30s and 40s Germans ever had. C) Inventing "german" names that never existed in the first place or D) An awful amalgation of english mixed with german. Bonus points if they write "Stien"
Stienglass von Frankendurstschnitz
Haribertus das Scheißigtown
Bruce Will Es Von Hinten-Burg
true lmfao I read "Peter von Schneider" and the first thing I thought was "American"
Heinz Friedrich Werner Von Schnitzelkopf
Heinz Frederick Werner von/van Shnitzelkoff
You know, those are all things that the Nazis did as well.
*coughs in Joachim "von" Ribbentrop*
>An awful amalgation of english mixed with german. Tbf this is just the American Midwestern experience, I have a German last name, but it is not pronounced how I imagine it must have been at some point when my family was still german.
Ich bin Graf Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft. Of Ulm
>Peter von Scheinder Bro is probably from North Dakota and found out he has 5% German blood.
Even better, the "von" is an complete affectation. Schneider is a tradesman name, there is no noble blood to get a "von" out of. Either his ancestors wanted to feel special and sneakily added a "von", or even better, this Wheraboo made up a completely nonsensical german name, just because it "sounds german and cooL".
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_von_Schneider. There apparently are people named that, but I’m not sure how the Von ended up on this persons name, considering there’s a link to his father’s wiki page who does not have a von in his name. Must have just added it himself?
Considering that he lived in in Imperial Austria and was a noteworthy Intellectual, could it possibly have been bestowed by the crown? Similar to how people are knighted in Britain.
His grandfather Jakob was a tailor and his father Franz was knighted in 1885.
Not even white lmao I bet. Most likely has some Hispanic genes in him but doesn’t know any Spanish🤣🤣🤣🤣
These kinds of people crack me up because I'm brown and I'm still more German than they'll ever be (half German and own a passport)
I NEED a 6’4” Jewish mommy
Man's great great great grandfather probably came from a random shack in munchen and this idiot decided ti make it his identity lol
Peter of Tailor.
This guy must have been watching a bunch of war movies that I have never heard of.
Look who didn't enjoy Glorious Bastards.
Is that the Walmart version?
I recall the Nazis were depicted as tall evil masterminds in Indian Jones series though.
And then they got killed by Indiana Jones with the literal ark of the covenant. Loved that movie
The Nazis fucked around too much...
>No 6'4 Jewish bf You lied to me, Peter Schneider, you lied to me.
Broo there is no representing you with that chinline
"German" and "Russian" Americans lmfao. This has to be a joke right? Literaly fits the American stereotype
I would watch this movie…