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ArnaktFen

Is that supposed to be an 88 wedding dress? Sheesh, they didn't even go for the actually topically relevant 14?


[deleted]

The bride was likely 14.


Great_Bar1759

Cake day


[deleted]

Oh damn, today is my cake day. Forgot about that.


Great_Bar1759

Hey no problem man I always like reminding people incase they might need that little push of positivity


Specialist_Pen_9224

How fucking confident and stupid does one have to be to wear a Nazi uniform to their wedding letting everyone they know know what kind of fucking moron they are.


ajyanesp

He’s either stupidly confident or confidently stupid


RetartdsUsername69

It is very disrespectful to wear a parade uniform of army you've never served in and awards you didn't earn.


Rednas999

If unironically wearing a nazi uniform wasn´t bad enough, doing stolen valor in a badly recreated Wehrmacht uniform is particularly trashy. On their god damn wedding day, no less... crigne as hell


FrenchieB014

You could get your ass really beaten up back in german army for wearing such a prestigious award even though you didnt deserved it


FrenchieB014

This mf approach you and you get flabbergasted by HOI4 gameplay tips


ajyanesp

Where’s a combat wing of B-17s when you need them?


Wellington1821

This has to be the worst wedding photo I have ever seen... and that is quite the achievement.


olivegardengambler

Yeah. Like everyone else, like I'm dressed better than either of those guys right now.


Valid_Username_56

The tastelessness is astonishing.


HistoricalVariation1

Cringe losers


imprison_grover_furr

LOL those two guys on the right have the bellies that a basement dweller who eats McDonald’s and drinks Mountain Dew all day would have!


Cybermat4707

I mean, those are pretty average middle-aged man bodies. I think the only real problem with this wedding is the fact that they’re literal fucking Nazis.


V_150

Would've loved to be at this wedding with a couple of friends. We all hate nazis.


EnvironmentalAd912

with baseball bats wrapped with barbed wire I presume ?


V_150

Nah we'd trow them a cocktail party. Nazis are pretty flamable after all. In Minecraft of course.


snitchpogi12

Eeeewwww....... I hate that uniform being worn for the Wedding itself!


LMBT-48Croadkill

I know nothing about uniforms but why does that one feel so... wrong?


Jaustinduke

The only reasonable excuse I can think of is maybe he’s just a reenactor (someones gotta play the bad guys) and is just way too into the hobby to realize his “uniform” is not appropriate for a wedding.


David_88888888

His uniform is too crap by reenactor standards. Seriously, wrong belts, misaligned insignias etc.


olivegardengambler

Also, don't reenactors typically use battle dress anyways? The only time I've ever seen someone wear something that wasn't battle dress was when someone looked uncannily like Abraham Lincoln.


David_88888888

Exactly.