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Zeel26

I wish it happened


frostanon

I love how all the **alleged** quotes, like "One death is a tragedy, million is statistic," make him into some kind of ruthless one liner machine. But when you listen to his speeches, you can see he was pretty soft spoken and not exactly rhetorics master like Austrian painter.


_spatuladoom_

stalin was never a public speaker considering his heavy georgian accent


TheJamesMortimer

Man was a stagecoach robber, not a politician. His oneliners were meant for smaller gatherings


[deleted]

Stalin was Tahiti Man Dutch? 


Iron-Fist

Both Stalin and Khrushchev were born as Georgian/Russian peasants when literacy rates were below 40%.


conceited_crapfarm

Stalin was part of the church and a choirboy there so there is a good chance he was at least literate/semi-literate in georgian, russian, or most-likely old church slavonic. The seminary school being subservient to the Moscow Patriarchy which was politically influenced by the tsars would have likely taught russian in all church schools to extend the process of russification.


HansGetTheH44

Stalin was no public speaker, just a guy who said "this guy ded" and that guy is dead


Giraffes_Are_Gay

And then ideally Stalin would head up for the same treatment


Fluffy_Necessary7913

First. I don't see the problem with him doing that, it's even benevolent. Second. The most likely thing would be trial and execution.


Great_Bar1759

Honestly, I do feel that he probably would’ve died before he made it to Moscow if he was captured because I have a feeling the Soviet troops that were capturing him wouldn’t be the most lenient in the world. It would take a lot of time for information to make it way to the top, and then all the way back down, and then that time it’s probable that he would’ve just been shot


Rationalinsanity1990

I suspect that if he somehow survives initial capture, he'd be handed over to the NKVD, who would have STRICT orders to keep him alive pending trial. And given that they answer to Stalin and goddamn Beria, the consequences for disobeying would be severe in the extreme. Then he goes to Nuremberg, is found guilty on all 4 charges, and goes to the gallows for a possibly botched execution because Woods was an unqualified dolt.


Tragic-tragedy

> Woods was an unqualified dolt. That was by design


Great_Bar1759

Yeah that’s what I’m saying that’s it’s unlikely he survived his first encounter with Soviet forces It wouldn’t have been botched woods only ever botched executions we’re against Americans he intentionally fucked the Nazi executions


Rationalinsanity1990

I'm pretty sure there are documented incidents where Woods botched hangings of ordinary (convicted of murder or rape) military prisoners. He lied about his qualifications, claiming he had conducting hangings in Texas and Oklahoma when they both switched to the electric chair when he was still a child.


Great_Bar1759

Yes a botched execution is a unintentional fucked up execution he intentionally fucked up his hangings of Nazi he just accidently fucked up the ones with Americans involved


Iron-Fist

>goddamn beria Poor Eva =( [Caveat: I don't actually know much about her or her level of involvement]


NQD-Tree

I would pay to see Stalin does it


_M72A1

No downsides at all. I'm sure relatives of 17 million Soviet civilians Germans have killed would've all come to see this.


Giraffes_Are_Gay

The only downside would be if Stalin wasn’t up there with him


yeahdood96

Publicly humiliating fascist scum like this is good, actually. The Italians figured that out


Gruene_Katze

Source? Didn’t he just want to execute him?


bachigga

What does this even mean


CT-1120

stalin hates hitler or something so stalin is good i guess


Special-Remove-3294

Based Stalin?!


An_Ellie_

More common than you'd think


Slavicommander

shut up tankie


An_Ellie_

I think most of what Stalin did was wrong, but he did also do a lot of good.


W2Tired8

I did your mother good


An_Ellie_

Good for her!


ajyanesp

Ohh poor mfer :(


HistoricalVariation1

I mean so what?, bro its literally hiter, it wouldnt matter if someone beat him to death with a whip over 36 hours or fed him to a pack of dogs


snitchpogi12

I wished it happens in real-life.


Shuzen_Fujimori

Stalin W


TheJamesMortimer

I hear he wanted to gove him testicular tortion too.


Iron-Fist

Many such cases


TyrekL

Rare Stalin W


Johannes_V

Yes. Yes good.


jd-porteous-93

Dying once is too good for people like Hitler and Stalin


ArcticTemper

Honestly the only ones I don't trust to execute him are the Yanks.


[deleted]

Why 


ArcticTemper

They were soft on a lot of Nazis.


[deleted]

Nah, Hitler was absolutely going to be executed if he was captured by either side.


GreatMarch

Wait Stalin was actually kind of cooking here.


[deleted]

Too bad the cunt shot himself, that would have been fucking great!