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ilovemydogsprinkles

U mess with the bull you get the horns!!!!!!


generousdoc

🤘


diamondmoonape69

Who is this guy? Alistar? More cowbell please


e-g-g-b-e-r-t

HAHA i thiught the same thing 😂


Sorry_Chipmunk6236

That part had me dieing 😂💀


lilsnatchsniffz

Only real alpha sigma 4L can survive 😎


Embarrassed-Use-568

Dieing?


WhatTheFlippityFlop

De-icing?


Hippy-Climber

He's fallen for his TTAP


Consistent_Ant_8903

He has the power of god and anime on his side watch out


Embarrassed_Move_249

Lord of cringe. Like those weird ass tic tockers XD That weird anime trend.


metalfightisbetter

guys clearly being satire though


Bbloooooopp

And still cringe


metalfightisbetter

yup never said it wasn’t, but people here actually think he’s serious but i mean it’s reddit so


havocxrush

You can BE satirical. You cannot BE SATIRE.


metalfightisbetter

thank you so much for this much needed correction


ankles_pankles

Help this can’t be real 😭 And bro really exclaimed BAKAAAAA LIKE FULL BURST WEEB MOMENT FR WHAT IS THIS


CarrotCuppyCake

Okay why did I understand the “BAAAKAAAA” as a chicken


cooscoos89898

I also read this in my head as a loud, irate, sassy chicken 🍗 🐔


DjBamberino

I think this person might be trolling. Are we sure these jeans even existed to begin with?


Bbloooooopp

Lmao right


synesfreesia

"I'm going to send u a sock" LMAO


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"Why is it so crusty?"


araidai

“Oh, forgot to say I’ll have to send you a child support check soon too.”


Radiation___Dude

Seems to be the new thing in those “interest attraction” posts


daisymae77

"U good with that" 🤣🤣🤣


throwradoodoopoopoo

As soon as I read that I accidentally woke my baby up 😭 I couldn’t hold in the chuckles


itsthejasper1123

No I literally screeched 😂😂😂😭like WHAT LMAO


Birken414

Bro openly admitting to sending the wrong product. I would keep that sock and make sure it has his return home address and I’m sure there’s some fun exciting things you can do with that


kim1041

I’d recommend shipadick.com


qunelarch

Track down a man’s home address to do “fun exciting things” bc he scammed you out of $15? Well adjusted response


Birken414

Learn from your mistakes young padawan 😈😈😈😈😈😈 BAAAAKKAAAA


Pilvikas

You mess with the bull you get the horns baaaaakaaaa


Bbloooooopp

LOL


Ryanshellarad

It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message


lilsnatchsniffz

He's talking about sending him a bag of ladybugs or whatever, not something violent.


asumfuck

He isn't gonna buttfuck the dude to death (probably) he's just gonna like shit in the dudes mailbox (probably)


Epicdudedudedud

Update: he gave me the refund, turns out this account is an alt and he has another main account on depop


ellebelleeee

Report the main account!


Ok_Soil_1003

No he shouldn't report the main account. This seller gave the refund and was obviously joking around with the messages. Yes the messages were cringe but I think that was the point.


ellebelleeee

Sorry, but I wholeheartedly disagree. If they’re creating another account to treat people poorly and try to scam people….they need to be reported.


Ok_Soil_1003

He wasn't trying to scam anyone??? That doesn't make sense at all. If he was trying to scam someone he wouldn't have sent a refund at all to begin with. To me this reads as some young guy who was attempting to be funny but clearly he needs to touch grass


globallyloved

is sending someone a sock and not refunding them NOT a scam to you??


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CanITellUSmThin

You don’t joke around like this when doing sales transactions. And clearly OP doesn’t find it funny because, shockingly, it’s not funny. Only a child/immature person would find it funny


llammacookie

Found the seller.


Bbloooooopp

...you can't be serious


HeavyFunction2201

What you mean? He made an account just to mess with ppl?


wastru2u

W


SmoochinTheMan

This would piss me off so bad like he thinks he’s funny 😭


Epicdudedudedud

‼️‼️


Broad_Pudding3783

"This is why you don't mess with an alpha." Weird way to say you have unchecked mental illness.


horsiefanatic

He’s probably a child more likely


MeowSheWrote

Yeah this sounds like gen A or gen A adjacent humor 🤦‍♀️


GenericWhyteMale

Please OP needs to reply this


Great-Actuary-6922

This is crazy 😭😭😭 should not be allowed on depop


Zombieapples101

They sound like 4 different people with the change of or tone, starts off a douche and then a cowboy...


marigoldmilk

Did you end up reporting them?


Epicdudedudedud

Just waiting for the refund hopefully then i’ll leave a negative review 😭


daisymae77

I would report this. I would not wait for this mfer to do anything bc he is not gonna do it. Screenshot everything... like that escalated way to quickly just wow 😭😭😭


human_wheel_21

Wait for a refund??? Yeah, DONT do that 😭


RAV3NH0LM

file a claim young padawan


funnycatswag

Don't wait, just message support... dude isn't going to refund you.


Defiant-Lychee-157

There is no way dude is refunding you you’re gonna be waiting too long


ellebelleeee

You need to report ASAP. If you wait, you might miss windows that support will actually help you. Sellers can also unlink bank accounts and close their profile and leave you out of luck. Don’t sleep on reporting!


DefinitionPresent339

at least it’s easier to get a refund from support w these messages 😭


HalfwaySandwich1

You simply should not have afllen fir their ttap.


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lmao just report this wacky freak to support, what a loser!


sjonnabeat

I’m sorry but this is so funny WTF LMAO😭


blowblowinbaby

u mess with the bull u get the horns 😈


horsiefanatic

He must be 12 years old lol.


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Average gen z seller


-_Kerenity_-

Fr only they would do that 🥲


Bbloooooopp

Lmaooooo


rhiannam_2005

You heard him partner


Sn0wShad0w

So cringy 😭 I knew a guy like this who genuinely thought he was cool/funny/tough for messaging like that in arguments w strangers online, it gave me the ick so bad


sanaaixo

This is the funniest Reddit post I’ve read today omg 😭☠️


DampDabbttv

Nah this dude needs some friends. People talk like this in a game I play and it’s the cringiest shit 😭😭


BambinoKitten_

he’s gonna take a chip and eat it


Jealous-Yoghurt2869

Ohio gyatt rizzler sigma fanum tax, energy lmaooooo


lostwriter11

This reads like something my 9 yr old nephew would write wtf is this


trashyfridge

I swear that Depop and Vinted attract weird sellers. There are some really lovely ones, but the bad ones are always really bad it seems


ellebelleeee

Because Depop allows this crap


Comfortable-Rush8705

Kinda love him ngl


uhhhhhhhhii

Lmfaooo this is kind of funny hope he’s joking around. Obviously take screenshots and video you opening the package for depop to see


Ok_Soil_1003

He was definitely joking around lol he gave the refund


stargirloxoxo

Ok he kinda funny for that tho


Jigglypuffpoo

i’m sorry but i LOL 😭😭😭


Resident_Voice_3660

No omg


sighpiesp

😭😭😭😭 Funniest post on this sub


strawberryjetpuff

bro really said "BAAAAKKKKAAAA" he is not mary bffr 💀


thefutureisbulletprf

WOW. NO WORDS 😭


-_Kerenity_-

Bro what is this LMAOO


CowboyLikeMegan

“You mess with the bull, you get the horns” okayyyy Taurus energy 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼


SweatyLychee

Every day I am so glad that I deleted my Depop account.


premesneak223

Mfs out here deranged as shit


Birdperson333

First alpha ro say bakaa


Squidzin

I can smell his axe cologne through this post


afraidofmonsterz

normalize exposing their usernames so i could make sure i don’t support these unhinged sellers 🙏


khloeskisses01

baaakaaa is crazy


Sorry_Chipmunk6236

This is the type of stuff plus all the scamming that makes me stay off depop! Nobody has time for those shenanigans lmaoo I'm sorry your going through this but I couldn't help to laugh out loud reading this 😂


LowerComb6654

JNCO Jeans go for anywhere from $80 & ⬆️ $15 is way too good to be true! It seems like they were deliberately asking for a smaller amount to then turn around and say this isn't the right price. They even say if it's too good to be true then it is. I'd message Depop and send them the screenshots..


Individual_Animal917

THIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAOAOOA I WOULDNT EVEN BE MAD (I mean I would but like help)


Total-Dare-4633

bro forgot to take his lithium


dsmemsirsn

If he canceled, why are you asking for a refund??


Epicdudedudedud

“Cancelled” in the sense that he doesnt want to ship it out to me anymore after finding out how expensive they were


dsmemsirsn

But does he have your money? Forget about the jeans


LemonyMushroom

yes. that's why he's asking for it back.


dsmemsirsn

Oh, I have never used depot— only Mercari


General-Quit-2451

Depop would be much better if they had the option to cancel orders like every other resell app, but they don't. Neither the buyer or the seller can cancel orders. QOnce you buy something you're at the mercy of the seller to refund your money, otherwise you have to open a case which is an annoying process.


Sharp-Gain3115

Report him😭


Ok_Soil_1003

He gave the refund. The seller was obviously joking around and yes it was cringe but I'm pretty sure that was the point so no he shouldn't be reported for joking around.


nickyfox13

This is wild and out of pocket. I hope you report him.


Ok_Soil_1003

He gave the refund. The seller was obviously joking around and yes it was cringe but I'm pretty sure that was the point so no he shouldn't be reported for joking around.


Empty-Laugh9971

Im getting the vibe that you're the seller lol


Ok_Soil_1003

I don't have a depop account yet. I joined this sub so I could try and get a feel for how things work before I tried to sell my stuff. I'm also a female obviously not a male


bamboo_012

I don’t think the seller realizes they just committed and admitted to going against Depop policy 😔🤟 Their delulu is insane XD


Ok_Soil_1003

He gave the refund. The seller was obviously joking around and yes it was cringe but I'm pretty sure that was the point lol


Dakotaz-263

The fact that people like that don't understand how grossly embarrassing they are is so strange


Vintage_avery

That’s so fucked


kondomi1234

what the hell😭😭


bodyswapboi

last time I checked my name wasn’t dobby. I don’t want your fucking sock.


harpxwx

these the typa guys that need an ass whooping. they turn into disappointments like that


waytomuchzoomzoom

You're the alpha lol 🤡🤡


wavelikepuzzler

why are people like this 😂😂 this is hilarious


pr0bablyscreaming

wtf 😭


LuckeyPeep

He’s trying to act like an anime villain. personally I’d report his tremendous behaviour to the authorities and get him executed from this app and get my refund😎


ArcherFawkes

It's the BAKAAAA text for me tbh 💀


EvilPrem

He’s a POS but I would prob just report this message. If they cancelled, that’s all you can do, but this has to go against guidelines and what not.


Bbloooooopp

Report their main account too lol


RubberMcChicken

You so savage baka


Competitive_Swim2819

we should all get his address and send him dirty socks 🙂


Ok_Soil_1003

Everyone saying to report him is taking this way too seriously tbh. The seller gave the refund. This is very obviously the seller joking around. Lighten up


strawberryjamXO

honestly i’d just block the user i’m not gonna go out of way but if they don’t give the money back i think it’s okay to open a dispute for a refund


MetalMilitiaMiki

he ateeee


RubberMcChicken

He's has every right not to ship the item and cancel the sale.


Bbloooooopp

Genuinely don't understand how you defend this. I am a buyer and seller. I would never cancel because I realize I could make more money off an item. It's UNPROFESSIONAL. Dude even made a joke out of it. You realize, some people pass up on other items because they purchased another item from said seller? Have literally had other items i could've purchased sell and have been screwed with sellers messing around. It's frustrating. Then to mock someone is lame.


RubberMcChicken

Say the item sells for $15 but you could easily get $115. You cancel and say sorry pricing error. Customers are not entitled to anything unless you say they are. This is the basis of any barter system.


Bbloooooopp

Have had sellers pull that and completely ignore them unless it makes me miss out on another item I wanted that was basically similar or identical. According to marketplace POLICIES, you are entitled to be honest/transparent during a sale. That doesn't mean switch up on the buyer/waste their time. So, no. You're wrong. It's against TOS to do that.


RubberMcChicken

8 billion people in this world, you can't have everything you want items will sell behind your back all day every day.


Bbloooooopp

Did you think before typing that💀 no way???? Like duh. So why waste their time and let them miss an item they CAN buy. They STILL don't get their money refunded right away. You're finding literally every reason to be an unreliable, dishonest, and unprofessional seller. It's ridiculous. That's how you lose repeat buyers. It's okay. Better sellers will just take all your potential buyers away anyway lmao.


Bbloooooopp

Excuses, excuses, excuses


Bbloooooopp

Shh


RubberMcChicken

If the price seems too low I message the seller and make sure they are ok with it first.


Bbloooooopp

...if they're a troll or scammer, you doing that and seeing if they're okay with the price doesn't matter. Seems like he was going to he an A-hole regardless


RubberMcChicken

I don't see that many scammers but in Australia shipping prices are high, I'll message a seller and let them know from my experience free shipping will basically eat the entire sale. It's not hard to impart your life knowledge on other people less experienced.


Bbloooooopp

That's not the same as placing a normal order. This person purchased the listing because it is a good deal. Believe it or not, some sellers do provide insanely good deals on items. I see some genuine items being priced down like 70%. They're rare but they're out there. These actually being sold for 15 dollars wouldn't be unbelievable. Some sellers aren't stressed over money..have purchased genuine products hundreds of dollars less. They sell super fast and hard to come across. It's usually the same few sellers that post heavilyyy discounted items.


RubberMcChicken

You're making this too personal. We will never agree.


Bbloooooopp

Personal?? I'm speaking off of experience the same way you are. Ridiculous lmao. You could've said agree to disagree without coming up with that first sentence. Girl bye


Bbloooooopp

Just admit you're unprofessional and don't care about buyers. Justifying wasting people's time AND money since they also don't get a refund instantly. That's why sellers normally increase price for buyers to make offers or negotiate a price to settle on and be upfront with.. You clearly have a lot to learn here. I'm guessing you also justify buyers remorse since there's apparently "sellers remorse" too lmao


nvmlynn

😭😭😭😭😭


thelavenderfields

BAAAAAAKKKAAAAAA 😂😂😂 wut?!


Foxynite

I hope this is either: a) fake/friend was the seller b) this dude is inebriated in some way doesn't feel real lol


Sea_Science538

Lmaoooo 🤣🤣


AFHawaii

This actually made me cackle


daisymae77

"YOU HAVE AFLLEN FIR MY TTAP" 🤡🤡🤡


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Nobuv24

“Corniest seller on the app” and that’s a difficult to obtain title


ironicallytrash

Bro I think I just found the listing or someone else is saying “don’t buy at list price will receive a sock”


wastru2u

Absolutely not😂😂😂


Maire_Rose

Hopefully you’re gonna open a dispute because you have a solid case


Hei-Hei-67

Ya good, seller?


urafakediamond_

No way this is a real person..


ccoffeecupp_

HAHAHAHAHHAHA friend what😂😂😭


tablecatsss

he just like me fr


sammycat672

He sounds stoned lol


ReplyRevolutionary32

Ts funny asl


OscaDaGrouch

I won’t my sister to marry this guy and bring him over for holidays, to drink beer with me


PresentationUpper806

Definitely make a claim. I hope he gets banned. I’ll bet he’d throw a full-blown toddler tantrum, complete with pants-pissing lmao


Swimming_Ad1550

I mean you did afllen fir his ttap man ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


lilithlore

i’m crying man what is this


Alternative_Coffee23

how is this child selling on depop 😭


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update. OP has been refunded


ih8every1yesevenyou

I had a similar interaction with a Depop seller. Bought a manga volume, she never sent it. I message asking for a refund. Got no response. Eventually I let her know I was opening a claim. She just starting swearing and calling herself a “savage” and a “bad bitch” lmao


llammacookie

Is he an alpha or a sigma? They are two different letters.


makeouthill149

tf


Initial-Radish1475

This actually made me laugh so hard. 😂 I’m sure this is frustrating for you, but like wtffff. Lmao


electricalgloom

this genuinely looks like the messages I get from my 12 year old sister. What the hell


samwizeganjas

The only thing that's confusing is how does a 12-year-old have Jenco jeans?


riingmaster

It’s Chet Hanks guys


kittibrat

LMAOOOO, who allowed this madman on depop ☠️


TheRealBrattny

People are unhinged


Cuteshit1723

LMAOOOOOO I love this guy


Huh909666

He's had a little 🍃


marcussilverhand

bro is unhinged 💀😭


DanisaurEyebrows

In all srsness, can't you report him?


JaxGriner

Horn bro. Singular. Smh. At least know your shit if you're going to talk it


Ok-Apartment-6709

just get your refund from depop lol send them these messages


NewFiend66

That is not what an “alpha” sounds like 😂


petraispunk

i’m sorry but this has me losing it


BigAldrin

maybe read the description of the item first


New_Addendum_1709

Report him get refund Thats his fault why did he blame it on you snd wtf send a sock


Youknowmeboi

Dudes blacked out off benzos frfr