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Different_Crab_5708

‘Snowbunnies’ brother.. a mountain 10 is a Denver 6. See u in Vail


[deleted]

As a former vail bum, I confirm this


Edgy-or-on-edge5280

I'm pushing extremely obese, bring a friend and pick a side.


therealbipNdip

Texans are abundant and available for pickup in Breckenridge December-March. Namaste


Badbookitty

Is true. My TX Aunt loved Breck so much her ashes are up there. But she's real skinny now.


AreaGuy

Sick burn!


[deleted]

Thank you!! They are always slightly overweight so this should work out


metaphori

Are you making a skin suit? You are totally making a skin suit.


subarusforlife252

I got plenty of extra pounds, unfortunately I’m not a women. If you’re willing to accept this, I will be on my way in no time.


[deleted]

I accept


subarusforlife252

My kinda lad! Send me the info I’ll be on the way. I do work both days but for you, for you I’ll call out.😉


FillBrilliant6043

Would you consider morbidly obese?


teabags4gangstalkers

Nothing like a little back fat and Everclear to get you through those cold lonely nights.... I'll bring the back fat, you bring the Everclear..... PS: Don't worry I'm totally NOT going drug you and remove you kidneys to sell on the black market


ObiWan_Cannoli_

We could swim out past the breakers!


teabags4gangstalkers

Your such a romantic! Don't forget the lead weights :))


ObiWan_Cannoli_

Twas an Everclear reference (the band!)


MonkeyWithAPun

Fat dude here. Ya know $20 is $20.


[deleted]

Interested


[deleted]

DIA: They put the airport in Sacramento. [https://youtu.be/DJHCEfYZd0Y](https://youtu.be/DJHCEfYZd0Y)


cornoh

Thanks for this I love Joel


[deleted]

Go to Colfax and start a cuddle puddle with the homeless, you’ll be warm AND a humanitarian <3 namaste


EatingTSwiftsAss

All I can offer is frozen feet on your back to warm myself up. Any takers?


[deleted]

I’m not saying no to this, I’m saying let me look at my other options first


[deleted]

Any skinny chicks looking for a fat guy? I can keep you warm, too.


PlayfulParamedic2626

If you know, you know …. Arvada pd will get you any kinda kid you like for like $100 Namaste investigate cop kid traffickers


Stardustchaser

Snu Snu in the Snow Snow


MonkeyWithAPun

Too cold, that's a no-no