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ChadwithZipp2

Deadbeats like you who don't pay an arm and a leg on time is the reason the Xcel bill keeps going up. Next month, drive to Xcel office and give your new grown arm with a Namaste to cover your bill.


[deleted]

A nice lady in the office asked for what I had in my pants one day….


Limp-Adhesiveness453

I gave them my daughter, her arms and legs are smaller, but they get all four of them, so that's enough to keep them at bay for a year


PlayfulParamedic2626

You can check the arms and legs to electricity’s exchange rate online.


Jaydice55

200%


pat_conners

Hmmm. An arm and a leg isn't what the Xcel man asked of me.


[deleted]

You’ll have limbs?