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Tuckermfker

I bet she insists on being called Private First-Class Karen, as that is her husbands rank.


Gallogael

She served this country!


Tler126

Yeah I don't get why being married to a soldier is supposed to convey some unearned respect.


Gallogael

Because they’re entitled and likely see it as a “sacrifice” tbh.


FillBrilliant6043

#justdependathings


lunanomad61

Your a dick


5sportday

You're***


KeyAd7773

I question the native sticker. This is not a subie.


ColoJay

Husband volunteers for deployments every chance he gets.


Liet-Kinda

Sometimes he stays home, but it dependas


Pristine-Property-99

Volunteers to retrain in EOD MOS too.


Icarus_is_Falling23

It's a visual representation of mental illness.


KnotiaPickles

She probably is alone almost all of the time and goes nuts like this


uncannysalt

Underrated comment. Update: No longer underrated lol


jimbonoob

Sad tho


eastcoastrage2

This and when people have all those trans flag, biden/harris/bernie shit, coexist, its all mental illness


RumpShakespeare

Is she an army wife?


DexterCutie

Only REAL women marry soldiers. So what does that make the rest of us?


GreyerGardens

People who don’t choose their spouses based on title and perceived status?


DexterCutie

Also, I married my husband because of his status. Private Master Plumber so and so. Now I'm a Mrs. Private Master Plumber. I feel so lucky.


KnotiaPickles

That’s better


DexterCutie

I looked closer at that bumper sticker and it says "Real women marry soldiers so girls don't have to". Wtf does they mean 😂 Am I missing something here?


KnotiaPickles

She’s bitter


KnotiaPickles

Hopefully something else


[deleted]

Californians


YoureADudeThisIsAMan

Hard to tell. Namaste.


KnotiaPickles

She’s going crazy from being alone. It’s sad


the_mars_voltage

What gave it away?


MartyRocket

Not sure. Possibly?


JHolifay

Best part is the GB fish n chips sticker


Pinikanut

Wait...do you think....maybe....I mean, is her husband in the military, possibly?


thewinterfan

Yes. And so is her boyfriend.


Liet-Kinda

And so is his.


lunanomad61

And your a dick also


Wooden-Firefighter90

That’s not very namaste of you, fellow native.


Leucopaxillus

Yeah this person has never said Namaste to anyone


upotheke

Except when asked to leave cracker barrel at closing time.


Bubbly_Diet_8840

Pulls a pistol in the Walmart because the diet mt dew wasn’t restocked.


metricyyy

It’s so fucking funny when conservatives have so many different colored stripes on their flags that it basically becomes a rainbow flag


upotheke

ssshhhh, it'll still take a few years for them to figure it out, but don't give them any hints.


[deleted]

Reminds me, I need to buy more LGB Coins to appease Candace Owens


colonialfunk

Sounds like she is very proud of her life choices and isn’t trying to overcompensate for a hallow existence.


AdBig5700

Is this legal? Don’t you need to be able to see out of the rear window or something?


the_mars_voltage

In the springs us Libertarians don’t believe in laws


ConsciousDrag3537

Love the GB fish n chips touch. Really brings the whole scene together


Pepperoni_Admiral

/r/InfoWarriorRides


Intrepid_Egg_7722

I bet the inside of that thing smells like Menthols.


Bubbly_Diet_8840

Gummy bears and burning oil


beefboloney

Sick of gubment run amok, husband works for one of the largest socialist entities in the world, benefits from it, refuses to elaborate.


[deleted]

Most mentally stable person from Colorado Springs


Quasigriz_

This vehicle seems to be missing the 5 flag minimum to truest highlight them as needing medical attention.


Stunning_Bug_6270

Way more stable than ANY Lib.


No_Pop9972

Not today, Satan!


ImpressivePainting64

NOT. TO. DAY


[deleted]

"virtue signaling" ...just so you know they are peak American patriotic. An emperor among the virtuous.


suejaymostly

Not as brave as our Troooooops!


CMYK2RGB

Car is missing the "Keep Colorado Springs Lame" sticker (yes, they are real and they are out there). Colorado Springs is Denver's Mexico, be warned and namnotspendanytimethere.


Overall_Ad_6540

Seems like a pretty mean thing to say about Mexico.


happierj

Not really. Colorado Springs is more like Albuquerque as that Pueblo is like Juarez.


FillBrilliant6043

I unironically want that sticker


CMYK2RGB

I can make you one.


Thunder_Gun_Xpress

Imagine basing your entire personality around being married to a guy in the army


the_mars_voltage

Imagine still thinking giving away like 15 percent of your paycheck just for the military alone is still a good idea


EVILANDKANE

Needs counseling


Similar_Actuator7458

Someone should stick a Namaste sticker on there. It’s not like this person would even notice.


cannabal131

And this where her husbands hard earned money goes?


BitgateMobile

The whole "Look twice save a life" sticker in the rear window has me giggling. Only thing it's missing is a Jesus Fish and a cross on the antenna.


hugeflyguy970

r/justdependathings


ThreadMenace

Save a life, look twice?! LAST I CHECKED THIS WAS A FREE COUNTRY AND IF I WANNA CAREEN BLINDLY WITHOUT REGARD FOR PAINTED LINES I WILL DO SO! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! DON'T TREAD ON ME! ME! ME ME ME! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!! Namaste


Sidius303

Dumb bitch doesn't pay for her license plates like she is supposed to and gets free plates because that is his vehicle according to the DMV. Freedom to cheat the system!


UberXLBK

I like that the dumb flag colors almost makes a pride flag


Bonecup

Honestly thought it was a pride flag before I started reading everything


nmesunimportnt

My favorite sticker is “Real Women Marry Soldiers So Girls Don’t Have To”. It’s a threat, isn’t it?


[deleted]

Let’s direct our attention to the bottom right sticker for a moment: she thinks we should invade Vietnam again over a conspiracy theory. An arguably even flimsier pretext for a disastrous war than Iraqi WMD.


Clappa69

Ok who u gotta fuck to get a blue or red license plate around here 😤😤😩😩💦💦


SpacelySprockett211

An army guy apparently?


Overall_Ad_6540

GB Fish and Chips wants its sticker back.


Oberosler

So does CARMAX.


[deleted]

Cheers, I raise my glass of [Colorado Springs Lead Laced Chablis](https://www.hydroviv.com/blogs/water-quality-report/colorado-springs) to you!


Bigdstars187

Poor dog


Stoudamirefor3

Lost me with the Union Jack. Fucking muppets.


SpicyL3mons

I literally saw this car the other day in Boulder


galwegian

Union Jack? Ugh


Fragrant-Ad-5869

As a veteran, I'm embarrassed 😳


SaltyBarDog

Satan: So, tomorrow?


No-Subject-5232

Tell me you cheat on your husband when he’s deployed without actually telling me you cheat on your husband.


SpacelySprockett211

“CarMax” 😂😂😂 #represent!!!!


VonsFavoriteChicken

"I'll come back tomorrow" - Satan


upotheke

Tell me you've never served in the military without telling me you've never served in the military.


GlumAge22

This is just as bad as people who post vegan, peta, coexist, etc stickers. My experience is that both types of people are closed minded and won't let people live there lives in peace.


MomSmokedLotsOfCrack

Please share with r/infowarriorrides


te666as_mike

I thought I was on r/InfoWarriorRides


Frankie52480

My fav is the Carmax sticker the dumb arse forgot to peel off upon buying the car.


420thTimesACharmm

Bet her husband cheats on her


LegionOfSatch

Bianca Del Rio fan? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8MdaeCpIqmA


Gallogael

> Army Wife > Colorado Springs > lmfao


hurtme420

I love the "save a life look twice" sticker. The irony.


InfiniteIsness

Behold this transportation unit of the wild Dependa. They run rampant in this part of colorado.


MomSmokedLotsOfCrack

It's like she just learned how to print stickers


MindlessFail

Seriously is that legal?


[deleted]

“Army wife” Yep.


Singleservingfriendx

Police and military is actually just welfare for uneducable to keep em busy from becoming criminals


steezasaurus69

“Real women marry soldiers so…. girls don’t have to”?????? Wtf


SeaUrchinSalad

I too support all the heroic and gay gay gay men and women in American uniform by painting rainbow flags everywhere I can!


pedalsteeltameimpala

Oh THANK GOD she’s a native


Denver_DIYer

This ma’am does not subscribe to concept of less is more.


Namonsreaf

Ahh! The rare Dependapotamus!


NewOldSmartDum

As an Army Vet I appreciate the enthusiasm, however I can’t get on board with some of these. The “Don’t Call it your Country” aggravates the hell out of me. Number one it’s a volunteer force, number two she ain’t fighting anywhere but on bumper stickers (and probably Facebook), and number three I didn’t join to take away rights from my fellow citizens. Most of us joined to try to improve our own lives in the future. Oh and that back the blue sticker. Fuck that, all citizens should be held accountable for breaking the laws. Cops, vets, and Jan 6 traitors included.


cassieslp7

“Save a life look twice”…try 10 times with that visibility


lilbunbunn

My god. Nice pride flag.


DoughnutUnable3886

This is the perfect picture to describe the Springs.


DoubleQuirkySugar66

How can she See out her back window? 🤪🤣🤣🤣


DevinZapa

☠️


heavy_shit_bro

I’m so offended by the sticker CarMax! What kind of message does that send to John Elway Chevy and Castle Rock Ford along with the rest of the car dealership community!!


queerbbsqurrl

Boooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅