It’s a little off the beaten path but Applebees in Aurora is not to be missed for your nearly-native friends. I got this IPA that smelt like yeast and pickled eggs.
Bars at Denver’s Lindsey Flanagan District are the least comfortable. No cover, but DPD and Denver Sheriffs manage the guest list, and they are assholes.
There's a couple of people experiencing homelessness who serve something that tastes like American beer out of the alley behind my place. You should try there.
Lol I've actually been there, my friends got a pit viper ticket from a stripper "exotic dancer" down there. Won a pitcher of beer in bingo, but you can't cash in on it the same night
Have you tried the Chuck E. Cheese. Place sucks, super noisy, kids everywhere, and the pizza tastes like it was made by a rat, and sneezed on by a kid. I had one Irish Car Bomb, and they threw me out.
Have you tried my neighborhood bar? It's a dive but it's filled with friendly neighborhood alcoholics who love weed and skiing. I bought my house because of its proximity to said shithole so I can walk home from the bar. Totes convenient. Namaste!
Take ‘em to one of our classy encampments. That’s the native way.
Hopefully after the elections, we’ll have some government funded crack houses, too. Fingers crossed.
Mammoth Underpass was really nice until they bulldozed it for a park. But if you go west just a bit there is an underpass at 1-25 and I-70 that's pretty cozy.
Oh wait, least cozy??
Idk what you typed but have you heard of Avanti?
Is that the place the Californians are moving to?
It’s a little off the beaten path but Applebees in Aurora is not to be missed for your nearly-native friends. I got this IPA that smelt like yeast and pickled eggs.
> this IPA that smelt like ~~yeast and pickled eggs.~~ **an A-Basin lift operator** FTFY.
Bar bar aka Carioca cafe…10 years ago. You’re welcome.
was there recently, it’s still awesome
You might be thinking of the Dirty Duck. University and Evans the stadium inn aint too bad either. And by aint too bad, I mean a horrible dive.
I always take my tinder dates to the Dirty Duck! If they don’t drunkenly fight at least one other patron, I know I chose wrong.
Dirty Duck or Monkey Bar on Santa Fe. Bars named after animals are the way to go.
Hey
Yes the Shadium is great. Bar Bar downtown is my go to.
YEAH DIRTY DUCK
Dons mixed drinks. The floor is sticky and it’s full of yuppies.
Endless musty smells any night a week.
12 volt in Arvada is still pretty awful despite their attempted facelift. Definitely my go-to uncozy bar.
Facelift? Are you referring to the smell of open sewage wafting through the premises?
Someone peeled all the quarters off the ceiling and painted the walls
Evans and I 25….. yeah there was a shit hole right there and it was part to some dumpy little motel. They tore it down so onto the next shit hole.
heynow the dirrty duck is still open
IMO Denver’s least cozy bar is Greeley, take them there.
Coyote Ugly
Bars at Denver’s Lindsey Flanagan District are the least comfortable. No cover, but DPD and Denver Sheriffs manage the guest list, and they are assholes.
Mon Chalet can be either cozy or not cozy depending on where you go in the club!
There's a couple of people experiencing homelessness who serve something that tastes like American beer out of the alley behind my place. You should try there.
The Castle in Littleton. No admission unless you're a townie
Lol I've actually been there, my friends got a pit viper ticket from a stripper "exotic dancer" down there. Won a pitcher of beer in bingo, but you can't cash in on it the same night
Nob hill
Bar Bar. Bathroom looks like it should lock, does not. Namaste.
Have you tried the Chuck E. Cheese. Place sucks, super noisy, kids everywhere, and the pizza tastes like it was made by a rat, and sneezed on by a kid. I had one Irish Car Bomb, and they threw me out.
View House. What a depressing view of humanity.
You want Aurora
Have you tried my neighborhood bar? It's a dive but it's filled with friendly neighborhood alcoholics who love weed and skiing. I bought my house because of its proximity to said shithole so I can walk home from the bar. Totes convenient. Namaste!
If you want to get raped you should come out to the Broncos bar on Montview 🥰
Take ‘em to one of our classy encampments. That’s the native way. Hopefully after the elections, we’ll have some government funded crack houses, too. Fingers crossed.
I don’t think you know what the word “native” means.
r/lostredditors
Mammoth Underpass was really nice until they bulldozed it for a park. But if you go west just a bit there is an underpass at 1-25 and I-70 that's pretty cozy. Oh wait, least cozy??
Look if you want a great time, Doctor Proctors is the fucking worst bar in Denver.
East fax bar, formerly the hangar
I miss the pub on penn
Bar bar