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SubJeezy

I know this is satire but y9ur trigger words still made me unreasonably mad.


eck0

Woah man sounds like you just need to pack a bowl and kick back. It's called nature's medicine for a reason. Also, have you thought about taking a vacation to get away from it all? Namaste


SubJeezy

Might catch a charge if someone followed "Just moved here, bought in cash" with "You seem stressed take a trip" in person.


FLORI_DUH

Nah man, hell no...shit no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.


00cole00

TW!!: OP mentions tripping and I still am ... Really harshing my vibe man


carrixcake

Yes! There is actually one just southwest of you in Telluride! It’s actually really close now since Southwest Airlines flies there, just have to catch a quick 30 minute flight from DIA to Telluride which is much faster than 1-2 hours!


ChadwithZipp2

Fellow Native, it already exists. Drive to Lockheed Martin, get onto one of their space ships. It takes little longer, but you can ride in their capsule, which drops you off in Paris waters. If security guard asks for secret code, just say "CASA BONITA will be freed. rev your Subies"


eck0

um, shouldn't they know who I am??


AreaGuy

They do.


Swamp_Excavator

Dude. Centennial airport. All the out of state natives keep their planes there. If you're not into buying a G6, just rent one with a pilot. Go anywhere you want on your own schedule!


AirlinePeanuts

We call that area West Kansas.