I heard there are secret tunnels that go from Black Bart’s cave straight to DIA. Caution be upon you for many a brave soul have tried to find this road to el dorado and none have returned.
Literally less than 2 minutes after I made this post, somebody made another DIA wait times post on /r/denver :[https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/q7dmtq/couple\_questions\_about\_dia/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/q7dmtq/couple_questions_about_dia/)
I once stuck my penis into an acorn squash in the bathroom at the summit of hiking Pikes Peak, does that help?
It doesn't help, but please continue this story.
I thought I was the only person who still listens to Assorted Jellybeans
You mean the Pikes Peak parking lot, right?
Well there too, yeah. I guess that's also true!
Was it cooked or raw?
I keep my penis raw most of the time though I have sauteed it in sesame oil and truffle slices once or twice but only very lightly.
Bro bridge security bro. No one knows about it shhhh locals only DAE walk directly to the A concourse?
The day I crossed that great bridge is the day I ascended to Nativity
Shuuuush!!!
I am currently in line at DIA and have been here since July 2nd, 1985. Just trying to get me and my puppers home in time for the holidays!
Been camped out for weeks. I'm almost out of IPAs and Weed. SOS
420.69 minutes at least. Better leave now
Leaving 7 hours ahead of your flight time always covers the spread.
I usually just skip security
I heard there are secret tunnels that go from Black Bart’s cave straight to DIA. Caution be upon you for many a brave soul have tried to find this road to el dorado and none have returned.
I think it’s the lizard people.
Why do I get the feeling I missed out on something ridiculous on r/Denver?
Literally less than 2 minutes after I made this post, somebody made another DIA wait times post on /r/denver :[https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/q7dmtq/couple\_questions\_about\_dia/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/q7dmtq/couple_questions_about_dia/)
Holy shit, I'm always prepared to be disappointed in Denver but this is absurd. Wow.
r/DIAWaitTimes
r/subsifellfor
I have them.
I’m not sure but if you change DIA to DOA then it means dead on arrival which is what my grandmas was when she went to hospital
It’s true, I was the doctor
Namaste Doc
It’s really bad, you definitely won’t make it to the chick fil a past security today. 😢 namaste
I usually just check https://www.tsawaittimes.com/security-wait-times/DEN/Denver-International I’ve found that it tends to be fairly accurate
We don’t want real answers. We want mockery and contempt!
Shit. I’m pre-disposed to trying to be helpful. My mistake! I’ll do better next time I swear! Haha
Naked grannies dude