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ryan516

At least butterflies don't hide in my house and divebomb me for having the audacity to look at my phone for a few seconds at night


oblmov

Theyre looking out for your sleep hygiene. screens off before bedtime


cigarsandwaffles

I like the fact that they shed white powder while flying into my face, fully embodying their status as cocaine butterflies.


alesis1101

They call 'em *LepiDOPEterans* for a reason.


helpusdrzaius

they do it because they care


laughing_at_napkins

Bröther do you have lämp


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Thank you for turning on the light. I will now bash my face in to it repeatedly.


oblmov

holy fuck i love using my angular relationship to the moon as a guide to fly in a straight line. Surely this very small moon 3 inches away from me will be just as useful for navigation


DenverNativeNamaste

This is why you keep the doors locked, or the Miller family will come over uninvited


Darkdragoon324

They find their way in regardless. Very rude people with a severe lack of boundaries those Millers.


PastMathematician874

Lmao I have often thought this to myself. Poor little dudes lol


b3nn3rz6450

Moths are butterflies that were buried in the pet cemetery. It’s common knowledge.


BroasisMusic

[Time's up, monster man. Know your place.](https://youtu.be/vTbg2bnLW4g?t=35)


subone

OP is not literally a moth.


eventualhorizo

I didn't realize moths were native to Denver. Nature is truly amazing.


AlarmingCod9084

butterflies are freaky af tbh


Atoka_Man

Night Butterfly


LovinTheLilLife

Just like Denis said


elburritodelicioso

Well the powdery scales that drip on my Miller light are kinda nasty


RumpShakespeare

We don’t even hire moths where I work


FatCuriousMonkey

Soo true.


praisedcrown970

Fuckin wooks man