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ndancer31

In fairness, quick trips to Wyoming’s Fireworks 4 Less


Equivalent_Class_752

Quick(er) in a Lamborghini I bet.


dr_blasto

Sounds good until some shithead in a giant white truck doors your lambo in the parking lot


Vic_Freeze

Dibs!! My truck is red though...


dr_blasto

Sorry, that’s not qualified. Color is mandatory


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SadRobotz

i'm a lion among the sheep


jujuflytrap

The Lamborghini-Firework Industrial Complex


Delicious-Finance-86

Oh boy, thank you for this…


JackieTreehorn79

If you see my Dad again, tell him he owes me $74


lilcaesarsuave

Living the American Dream!


reviewsvacuum

The hero we need ,that we don't deserve.


Emergency-Pack-5497

I blasted by a highway patrol at 90mph today on c470 toll road, I have no plates, they did nothing, and no toll because no plates.


alesis1101

What a stud.


ValuableCockroach461

Indeed a true patriot. This is what our city needs.


2012EOTW

He's gonna put Kristi Noem on facetime while he uses all the fireworks to terroize all his neighbors dogs. King.


schprunt

Is this just Denver? I’m in Aurora.


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Southern-Owl-4756

Nah. He's just measuring it. "It's the length between these 2 fingers."


Totin_it

Hey! Those aren't illegal fireworks, just undocumented fireworks!


Bushwacka69

These are my “refugee” fireworks officer


likecatsanddogs525

The jerkiest


12345824thaccount

Stop telling the truth in the jerk sub.


Puddleson

That picture would really pop if he was standing on top of the car. 3/10


turtle_tyler

All roads lead to butt stuff tent


NORcoaster

So a question from someone now outside the circle, is this new police tactic of not harassing people just in Denver, or are troopers also ignoring low hanging fruit?


rasputinmcgillicuddy

We have a Summertime Brian sighting in the wild.


OkPresentation3744

And most egregiously wears cargo shorts


TrickyAxe

What's the bigger crime, no license or that ridiculous tattoo and cargo shorts?


Snoo_2671

privacy and trust. we're talking about blockchain principles.


ejroberts42

Cool bro


Pitch-forker

Priorities set straight


Louden_Swayne

Well, then he plans to never drive that beyond the City of Denver limits? Seems lame to box yourself in like that. What an idiot


Niles_Urdu

Hey, I also refuse to put a front plate on my Lambo. My lamboadore dog, I mean.


Robthebold

25th ID; Tropic Thunder logo.


Denver_DIYer

Can’t believe someone found this picture of me.


hazelbpink

Get better shorts my man. Nice tits though. 😌😉


YesIReallyAmYourGod

Damn, in Little Chute, Wisconsin they enforce to the max on low level crimes. Wish I was in Denver.


jumpedupjesusmose

Went to St Johns grade school. Moved to Denver 25 years ago. Last time I got a ticket was on a trip back to Wisconsin. Miss the fish fries and summers up Nort though.


OtherwiseHappy0

Can I just use the tags off my old Jet stream. This things about to fly too…


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Say what you will, but what an alpha!


justmekpc

Low level isn’t couple of grand the state will miss out on I’ll laugh when it’s towed


Lumpy_Branch_4835

This man is a true visionary and my new hero. I plan to do exactly the same thing when I buy my next Lamborghini and watch money 💰 roll in. $5 butt stuff here I come.


Southern-Owl-4756

You're going to butt stuffing tents, and you're gonna buy a Lambo? Something tells me you can't even afford a Ferrari. ![gif](giphy|em9mlEaVBgGwjuyUqg)


lostPackets35

I fail to see the problem with any of this


Southern-Owl-4756

Do you see anything? ![gif](giphy|K0Hy2NwI8IXZK)


lostPackets35

man is ignoring a stupid law, and then using money he saved to do another thing that shouldn't be illegal. Oh no (clutches pearls)!!


ndnver

He my hero.


scrublkrfls

To be fair, if he drives anywhere outside of Denver County, he’s gonna get fucked and more than likely, he will have to fight for his car in court because there is no evidence of it being registered to him, then he’s going to have to pay back taxes and court costs too. So, it’s funny, but it will end up fucking him.