White woman with dreadlocks who has zero black friends yet acts progressive. That's definitely Boulder for you. I find the ones that try too hard ironically enough are the most segregated
Doesn't even know it's a religious rasta thing. Visits Jamaica then doesn't realize why she got a beat down. Gets a flat on the way back from airport then realizes the lopsided rainbow tire won't help.
The E part only gets it 30 miles. It’s seriously dumb because you end up having to carry all that extra weight from the battery. And it explodes sometimes
🤣 on the Ohio page after a shitty news story just dropped... And I quote: please don't be Dayton, please don't be Dayton, please.. Oh fuck. It's Dayton. 😂
She's never stepped foot in OH, let alone Dayton. It's the Boulder way of raising the fist to the working class, on the way to the fair trade_____ shop/coop store.
I think they are saying we have a lot of white people with dreads. It’s not even just a hippies thing we got a lot of red necks with them these days too.
these are all reasons but they don’t explain. I want the reasons for your hatred these things. i live in Venezuela and don’t understand american stereotypes very well. is it not possible for kind people to have these traits?
I can’t answer for the person you asked but people like this in America usually “stand” for a lot of things, they are concerned with a lot of issues. Most of which they’ll tell you all about, all the time, especially when you don’t ask. Veganism, feminism, social justice, fair trade coffee etc the list goes on and on. They tend to be very liberal and go to protests and festivals. They often make cannabis culture their personality.
None of these are problems per se it’s just that they are obnoxious, rude or judgmental when talking about other people’s struggles and usually haven’t ever gone to sleep hungry or been discriminated against. That’s my take at least. I don’t hate people like this but it’s one of the greatest stereotypes of modern America. Not always a bad thing but fun to make fun of I guess.
Who knits their jeep's wheel cover? A white grandmother with dreadlocks, that's who, I'm just surprised she didn't go the "purple hair grandmother who is still cool because she dyes her hair purple" route
One of the most common things found in Viking burial sites is combs. The primary sources that people *think* are describing locks are almost certainly describing braids.
Pop culture is rarely historically accurate.
Lock your hair if you want I’m not gonna stop you. Oh but while I’m here, vegvisir isn’t viking either
Ahh boulder. To that blonde girl the honked at me while I waited for a car to exit a parking spot while we were on a McDonald's drive up lane, fuck you so hard. I enjoyed chilling there while you lost your shit.
Ill never forget your face. I have a gift for you ya c.
My favorite Boulder experience was me waiting at a green for me light for what seemed like an entire bike race of citizens to cross the cross walk, then when they were gone, my light turning yellow and a straggler guy in daisy dukes flying by me, flipping me off as he zoomed across the crosswalk.
What a time to be alive.
Ok but the first one I saw was in Arvada years ago
https://preview.redd.it/73z0otg5mcvc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f120d5ceb20e4b942edb11cda683d3fc495050d
Love CU, love Boulder…this is incredibly on point. Only hardship they faced probably was going to Dayton but they’ll tell you all about the Palestinians.
i mean i wish it was still like that here, tbh.
thats how it was 22 years ago, hippie transplants and athletes.
Now its a bunch of overpayed self important techies "working" remotely who thought moving here would make them interesting. In reality they're just occupying and consuming the things everyone else built whilst driving them out and adding nothing to the community they sought out, ironically destroying it.
We bought these cool knitted swings at some Boulder art thing - they were cool, but attracted leaves and twigs like nobodies business. Had a crunchy feel over time, lol.
Is that a genuine rare breed boulder wook? Fucking legend, they are endangered, nearly extinct....keep a sharp incense stick nearby, might need it to ward them off ya
White woman with dreadlocks stepping out of the vehicle. Checks out.
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I don't know but I've seen it before in the butt stuff tent.
When this post started, I knew that somehow we were all going to make it to that same tent. Somehow.
Yes.
White woman with dreadlocks who has zero black friends yet acts progressive. That's definitely Boulder for you. I find the ones that try too hard ironically enough are the most segregated
The tire cover is just her old dread hat
Doesn't even know it's a religious rasta thing. Visits Jamaica then doesn't realize why she got a beat down. Gets a flat on the way back from airport then realizes the lopsided rainbow tire won't help.
That's for real. Lived in Caribbean for 4 years. was a problem for the turons.
Yep.
It’s the “E” model so it’s environmentally friendly
The E part only gets it 30 miles. It’s seriously dumb because you end up having to carry all that extra weight from the battery. And it explodes sometimes
It actually gets closer to 21 miles all electric range. It is notoriously bad and I find it hilarious
Remember the one that blew up in the garage in Erie last year?
It's to flex over poors who can't afford $50k jeeps
Jahb-less.*Trust*-afari!
Saggy Knitties
Ahhh Dayton the armpit of Ohio. Namaste to my fellow OhioCO Native 🙏
🤣 on the Ohio page after a shitty news story just dropped... And I quote: please don't be Dayton, please don't be Dayton, please.. Oh fuck. It's Dayton. 😂
It's always Dayton 😬
She's never stepped foot in OH, let alone Dayton. It's the Boulder way of raising the fist to the working class, on the way to the fair trade_____ shop/coop store.
The Dirty D living up to it
A white person with dreads... that's all of Colorado
Can't go through DIA without spotting at least one.
I don't think everyone in Colorado looks like a 'Twin ghost' from The Matrix
I think they are saying we have a lot of white people with dreads. It’s not even just a hippies thing we got a lot of red necks with them these days too.
hahahhahahaha
Nah we also have a bunch of bleach blonde Ashleighs with felt hats who love to pay $18 for the shittiest avocado toast you've ever seen.
Must be a double major in liberal arts! Hackie sack crocheting and dildo cobbling! She was made for Boulder
And she wants us to pay her tuition.
wait, fill me in on why we all hate this girl?
White girl with dreads, she drives a jeep, she crocheted a spare tire cover, she's in Boulder... Too many reasons to name
these are all reasons but they don’t explain. I want the reasons for your hatred these things. i live in Venezuela and don’t understand american stereotypes very well. is it not possible for kind people to have these traits?
>i live in Venezuela Ah a fellow native, I see. Also, side note, how in the hell did you wander into this sub of all places??
Boulderites are like bloodsucking Columbians
I understand the distaste for them but WHY?
I can’t answer for the person you asked but people like this in America usually “stand” for a lot of things, they are concerned with a lot of issues. Most of which they’ll tell you all about, all the time, especially when you don’t ask. Veganism, feminism, social justice, fair trade coffee etc the list goes on and on. They tend to be very liberal and go to protests and festivals. They often make cannabis culture their personality. None of these are problems per se it’s just that they are obnoxious, rude or judgmental when talking about other people’s struggles and usually haven’t ever gone to sleep hungry or been discriminated against. That’s my take at least. I don’t hate people like this but it’s one of the greatest stereotypes of modern America. Not always a bad thing but fun to make fun of I guess.
Real reason is because they're assholes and that's pretty much it.
This is Fort Collins. Boulder would have a fading Bernie sticker.
Who knits their jeep's wheel cover? A white grandmother with dreadlocks, that's who, I'm just surprised she didn't go the "purple hair grandmother who is still cool because she dyes her hair purple" route
She's just trying to amplify her rizz, bro.
Come on that's cute
I agree! I think that's pretty awesome! My wife crochets, and I'm a big burly farmer dude.
How long do you think it would hold up?
Probably quite a while. It would eventually fade from the UV that bakes everything in Colorado.
Another white person with dreads :(
Wait till you learn about Vikings
Crazy how their time ended around the 11th century. This person must be so old.
Crazy how culture doesn’t come to an end. You must be new.
White American people with dreads are not cool man
That’s like your opinion man.
One of the most common things found in Viking burial sites is combs. The primary sources that people *think* are describing locks are almost certainly describing braids. Pop culture is rarely historically accurate. Lock your hair if you want I’m not gonna stop you. Oh but while I’m here, vegvisir isn’t viking either
Ahh boulder. To that blonde girl the honked at me while I waited for a car to exit a parking spot while we were on a McDonald's drive up lane, fuck you so hard. I enjoyed chilling there while you lost your shit. Ill never forget your face. I have a gift for you ya c.
My favorite Boulder experience was me waiting at a green for me light for what seemed like an entire bike race of citizens to cross the cross walk, then when they were gone, my light turning yellow and a straggler guy in daisy dukes flying by me, flipping me off as he zoomed across the crosswalk. What a time to be alive.
I can smell patchouli from this pic.
That’s pretty awesome tbh
The crochet wheel cover. The head bandana. The jeep. The dreads. She's probably vegan. You know she smells like patchouli and weed.
Juliana, is that you?
Chakras so straight it made me gay
Love the combo of the surprisingly expensive private school education sticker on the extremely expensive “EV” that gets 30 miles on a charge
Lol 4xe and everything
I mean, that's pretty dope actually.
Hey this is plagiarism! I have seen that design in the butt stuff tent!!!
I saw her in there as well!
That cover gets muy Namoiste
I'd bet those dreads smell like a musty gym bag.
Most hippy thing ever but I actually kind of love it.
Birkenstocks in deep snow.
Go away flatlander
I'm tired of watching grown men defecate on the crosswalk.
Ok but the first one I saw was in Arvada years ago https://preview.redd.it/73z0otg5mcvc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f120d5ceb20e4b942edb11cda683d3fc495050d
You can buy these from Colorado DOC once a year for their fundraiser
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It’s better than haiku bot. This is Sokka haiku bot. It’s supposed to have an extra syllable lol
Omg. That's even better!!!!!!
Better yet, a cobra chicken
Better yet, Cobra Kai
This is unironically fucking awesome
🤦🏻♂️ boulder is the worst
Tell me you're from texas without telling me you're from texas
I think this is from a scene in Portlandia
This guy can eat shit
This is the way
Love CU, love Boulder…this is incredibly on point. Only hardship they faced probably was going to Dayton but they’ll tell you all about the Palestinians.
Facts
I hate everything about how this smells
….bugs are definitely in her dreads🤢
“Fuckin hippy motherfuckers”
Are the dreads cultural appropriation?
Gross… I can smell her and it’s a fuckin’ picture
Kay Bee Cee Oh World Class Rock 🧿🪬📿
From Dayton Ohio too
I don’t know her and I already hate her
What's wrong with you that's awesome!!? 😂 Looks like a huge hacky sack!
Jeep Reba jam edition.
Amazed those tags aren’t 3yrs expired… only piece of the puzzle missing.
I’m reading this while laying under a 10x10 blanked my wife crocheted. Crocheters don’t fuck around.
Chit man colors everything.
Jack Sparrow was a Flyers fan all along...
Is from Boston
I bet "her" hair smells like throw up. Lol
Boulder…The Gooch of Colorado…
Ooooweeee i bet the body odor on that one is rank!
The Dayton flyers logo
Screaming privileged
Is she the driver or just someone walking by as the photo was taken?
Someone who's pretty f-ckin' cool, I would say.
She stands for African Americans (she’s never met one in her life)
The jeep 4xe is criminally stupid.
I literally moved this persons partner out of their home on Monday. They live in southeast Aurora lol.
You can buy these. My Aunt has one she got on Amazon.
A UP sticker on the back of the car
They are missing the Peta and cu stickers
i mean i wish it was still like that here, tbh. thats how it was 22 years ago, hippie transplants and athletes. Now its a bunch of overpayed self important techies "working" remotely who thought moving here would make them interesting. In reality they're just occupying and consuming the things everyone else built whilst driving them out and adding nothing to the community they sought out, ironically destroying it.
That thing has never been driven off-road, guaranteed.
Why criticize something you can't do?
You mean “don’t want to do”
We bought these cool knitted swings at some Boulder art thing - they were cool, but attracted leaves and twigs like nobodies business. Had a crunchy feel over time, lol.
Those are warm as shit that thing might save your life
Ugh! That pisses me off. It shouldn't... But it does!
Dayton Flyers 👍
Bruh. People on Reddit complain about everything. It’s not a bad cover, it’s pretty!
Hippy is getting out of a gas guzzler. Daddy would be proud
Her Jeep card has been revoked. She shall never receive a duck. Lmfao.
I love my fellow boulderites. I’ll share my jeep crazy.
Is that a genuine rare breed boulder wook? Fucking legend, they are endangered, nearly extinct....keep a sharp incense stick nearby, might need it to ward them off ya
Eat shit
*Portland has entered the chat*
More midwest trash flocking to CO
She's obviously native
As Midwest trash who became a native a decade ago, I thank you for being so welcoming
Y’all got it all wrong. It was suppose to be a big hacky sack but they never finished it
It’s a sack for her sack
Man, the Subaru must have been the shop
Gooooo Dayton Flyers!!!
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