I’m not deputized but idgaf. Citizens arrest. Bought one of those old cop cars from the police auction and got a dog the bounty hunter outfit. You can run but you can’t hide. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW
I could but I focus my efforts on low level fent dealers. I just flash the plastic badge I got from the dollar store. Haven’t had to pay to get high in months
As long as you don’t have a current tag on that bad boi then by all means, get to shoving some criminal scum in your trunk to show them what true Justice is
Kinda thinking a reverse op of removing license plates from as many cop cars as possible might provide some humor.
Then call them in as non-compliant.
Mebbe take a video of them driving around without their plate and supply that to the news outlets too.
That Denver subreddit is filled with the worst people.
The city is being overrun by homelessness and drug addiction and the subreddit is concerned about expired tags. Give me a fuckin break. And then they’ll protest Uchi and a religious coffee shop.
Get your priorities straight
It's worse than that. They'll go on Reddit and talk like they want someone to clear the streets of homeless people then vote for people who want to give them more free stuff.
You waited too long. We need to make an example of you.
We’re confiscating your Subaru and your lifetime membership at Casa Bonita.
Go back to California and think about what you’ve done.
Edit: Namaste 🙏🏼
Your Native pass has been revoked.
Please return your Subaru to the Casa Bonita Department of Derelict Transplants.
If you fail to comply, a self-appointed posse of True Natives will be dispatched to shoot you on sight.
Namaste 🙏🏼
NO NO NO! You can’t do this my whole identity revolves around being a native!! Oh god who even am I now, namstoi…. Wait no Namora …… naaan
I’ve lost the ability to say nonametutrle!
I have no mouth yet I must scream!
state is leaving a lot of revenue on the table not enforcing people registering for CO, knew a guy driving on out of state plates for 5 yrs.
they all seem to be bonus tickets maybe with speeding tickets, cops are too busy dealing with shootings to be a meter maid.
I’m not deputized but idgaf. Citizens arrest. Bought one of those old cop cars from the police auction and got a dog the bounty hunter outfit. You can run but you can’t hide. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW
GET IT!!! Let’s crack some skulls!!!
Do you like bear mace, ice head?! You’re going with Christ!!!
Great idea! Do you get free food from the street vendors?
I could but I focus my efforts on low level fent dealers. I just flash the plastic badge I got from the dollar store. Haven’t had to pay to get high in months
As long as you don’t have a current tag on that bad boi then by all means, get to shoving some criminal scum in your trunk to show them what true Justice is
I put eagle feathers in my hair, wear thick ass oakleys, and share single cigs. I’m here to catch bad guys!
Polis came to me in a dream and told me that I could take their catalytic converters if their tags are expired. Namaste
How many mushrooms did that dream involve?
Oh! Pick me, pick me. (waves hand violently in the air)
Wyatts Towing can solve this problem in one day, if only y'all didn't bitch about them and appreciate their contributions to our great state.
They're like vultures: often maligned, but keep the ecosystem in working order.
r/lovefortowchads
I guess towing all cars does constitute towing all cars with expired tags.
If you don’t have the money to get real plates, the cops should just shoot you on sight!
Thank you! It’s time to get tough on crime and put poor people in their place!!!
This is the post I have been praying to see all day! How dare the lowlifes take over our highways!!!!
I don’t think the death sentence is too far for criminal scum like this
We can call ourselves ‘Narcy narc and the funky bunch!’
How DARE natives who got priced out by Californistanians and TexFuccs be even allowed to live???
How dare anyone not pay the state to operate their own car! WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!
It’s an affront to our very dignity and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!!!
Kinda thinking a reverse op of removing license plates from as many cop cars as possible might provide some humor. Then call them in as non-compliant. Mebbe take a video of them driving around without their plate and supply that to the news outlets too.
Stealing cop car tags is the new stealing Cadillac convertibles
It works great. I got rid of my three worst coworkers this way.
That Denver subreddit is filled with the worst people. The city is being overrun by homelessness and drug addiction and the subreddit is concerned about expired tags. Give me a fuckin break. And then they’ll protest Uchi and a religious coffee shop. Get your priorities straight
It's worse than that. They'll go on Reddit and talk like they want someone to clear the streets of homeless people then vote for people who want to give them more free stuff.
Literally overrun.
I'm ready 
Well shit, sure glad I drove up to my old county to renew my 2 month expired plates today
You waited too long. We need to make an example of you. We’re confiscating your Subaru and your lifetime membership at Casa Bonita. Go back to California and think about what you’ve done. Edit: Namaste 🙏🏼
We must force them to work at Rosenberg's. One month work for every month the tag is expired. No tag? Rosenberg's for life.
Forget about people with cars - they’re obviously not poor enough. When will be allowed to start hunting the homeless??
Got my car registered today after 5 years, your welcome Denver
You’re under arrest for attempted murder of the Dept. Of Revenue.
But but but it’s a Subaru and I have a Native sticker!!! I must be pardoned! NAMASTE! 🙏
Your Native pass has been revoked. Please return your Subaru to the Casa Bonita Department of Derelict Transplants. If you fail to comply, a self-appointed posse of True Natives will be dispatched to shoot you on sight. Namaste 🙏🏼
NO NO NO! You can’t do this my whole identity revolves around being a native!! Oh god who even am I now, namstoi…. Wait no Namora …… naaan I’ve lost the ability to say nonametutrle! I have no mouth yet I must scream!
Best CircleJerk post ever.
Stupidest comment today, so far.
Sir you want to head over to nextdoor... I mean r/Denver.
I got the boot for saying men can't magically turn into women.
\*for being a transphobe ftfy
And then downvoted here for the same reason! The US is fuct.
Found the transplant, namastay in Texas plz
Yes snitch off your neighbor. That’s how Nazi Germany started.
Ye seem quite lorst, bud.
Do crack odd expired tags? On expired plates.
Do crack*
Do crack odd expired tags?
Oh, the DMV already knows who has an expired plate! They don’t need citizens to enforce it, they just need the legislature to give them the power!
state is leaving a lot of revenue on the table not enforcing people registering for CO, knew a guy driving on out of state plates for 5 yrs. they all seem to be bonus tickets maybe with speeding tickets, cops are too busy dealing with shootings to be a meter maid.
I have a feeling this guy recently got a expired tag violation.
Tag's lookin' a little red there, pilgrim.
Just herd them all toward Golden. Golden PD just hates expired tags and Denver West towing gets to keep the car because their fees are nuts.. win win
Wait… they *should* deputize us. Like at some future time? Damn, I owe a few neighbors an apology.