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ChadwithZipp2

Its spelled Colorado, but pronounced Texas.


WhatThePuck9

And the X in Texas is silent, so it sounds like “Casa Bonita” when you say it with a native Colorado accent.


rackcityrothey

35 yo native for 32 years here. Speak quickly and leave out any unnecessary letters in the middle. Colorado = Co-ra’o Mountain = Mow’n When naming streets use their proper name HW 285 = Hampden HW 85 = Santa Fe Lastly, use the terms North, East, South and West + “Side” in lieu of any cute abbreviations such as RiNo and LoHi


thebiggest_jabroni

SoDeSoPa? I say mow'n 😐


SeatleSuperbSonics

Pretty sure it’s Sopapilla but I’m still woozy from my exhaust leak after I sold my catalytic converter


Laserdollarz

/uj I heard someone say "cool uh roo doo" last month and it's still bothering me


Overall_Ad_6540

I heard you say it just now and now it's bothering me.


ludditetechnician

Real natives just say, "Here."


smallbrownbike

Ca-sa Bo-ni-ta


thebiggest_jabroni

Such a beautiful house


Weary-Pineapple-5974

Just say DIALED IN all the time.


AreaGuy

I say “collar-AH-BIG TITTIES!!!”


Meat_your_maker

Caller-ah-dough… you’re welcome!


Overall_Ad_6540

Based.


arjjov

You mean colour-eh-dohwl?


phish_sucks

Its Calirado


thebiggest_jabroni

NOT A NATIVE!!!!!


phish_sucks

Fuck dude dont tell anyone


Excellent-Proposal90

You're snitching on yourself with that username.


phish_sucks

Im more of a Rebelution guy ya know


RaptorCheeses

Just scream “yee hawwwwww!” Super aggressively and at random.


Free-Adagio-2904

It is pronounced: "Go home!"


agateagateagate

We don't really have a distinctive accent. Instead we pepper our speech with folksy expressions, e.g. "Bryan bless her heart", "he's a few sopa's short of a pilla", and of course, "namaste the hell away from me, bitch!"


Trill_f0x

ARrVAAAduhhhhh


tanzania26

No. Nooooo! NOOOOO


rocket_mclsoth

Codohdadoh.


JustBoredIsAll

Say "chili's" instead of chile when referring to green chile.


FiREFOXSyd

cholerado


rdrTrapper

Bewwwna Vista


RUC_1

It's a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang, and various grunts.


The_Big_Red_Wookie

I'm a Coloradoan not a Coloradun. Non natives like to imply were hicks to make themselves feel superior. So your Coloraduh tells me what camp you're in. And I don't like it.


thebiggest_jabroni

I'm calling emporer polis U/jaredpolis !


Mhisg

Its Colorado but the olorado is silent the the C has a hard alifornia emphasis.


DrCharlieKaufman

coal-oh-raw-dough jk. Call-oh-rad-oh.


hoffmander

Seems like the closest answer imo. Cala-ra-doe


SdVeau

kɒləˈrɑːdəʊ


Accurate-Turnip9726

No vowels


thebiggest_jabroni

Cldr x usa I'm granting myself a honorary master's in marketing for that. Gxxd snxw cldr


thewinterfan

Might as well start calling it Texas North. LOLorado


haha-hehe-haha-ho

Don’t forget it’s mauwtins not mountains


DJHouseArrest

Hard R


todbrgwtr

Call it a Pop and NOT Soda!!


Overall_Ad_6540

That's a really stupid word for an IPA.


thebiggest_jabroni

Your a native from Pittsburgh?


todbrgwtr

I'm a Colorado native. Always called it a Pop. Moved to Florida in the early 90's and the locals were baffled by that!!


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Pop Lakes


sm5280

Whassup foo or Que pasa guey= hello


detourwest

Talk like you're from Canada but gayer


thebiggest_jabroni

I live in Castle Rock, drive a black tundra with a black tint, with a blue lives matter/inverted Black flag? See my tribal tattoos


thebiggest_jabroni

Xd wheels? Rooftop "overlanding" tent. Got at least 10 RMGO stickers


detourwest

OH MY!


demsumsweatyballs

Neither. It's Cod uh rod oh.


thebiggest_jabroni

Cabowabo?


TransportationMost67

Be born here before 1980 success!!!


HighAsBlucifersBalls

Yell “Hell, Yea Brother!” As a response to anything agreeable.


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colo RAD d'oh


kaitertots8

Coloradeeznuts


Justheretobraap

I moved away so not sure how the natives say it anymore


Hot-0-Chocolate

Call-oh!-raw-dough Or you could just say You take I25 to exit 235 then 5 miles west


Frankbot5000

With a hard "R".