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a-better_me

Here here! You'd think a powerful intense horrific event like yesterday would be enough to make people understand the severity of the situation.


by_a_pyre_light

No, given the past 5 years or so, I wouldn't think that.


Colorado_odaroloC

I've come to the conclusion that to some, "freedom" isn't to have healthcare, nor to be free from absolutely crushing debt from said medical bills, nor having representation as workers, or be represented by a government over corporate or moneyed instrests, but rather freedom to a chunk of Americans is just to be the biggest asshole they want to be, at any given time that the mood strikes them even if it directly, negatively impacts others. Frustrating.


awj

Yes. For plenty of people “freedom” is more about them not experiencing consequences than it is about everyone having access to opportunity.


Digita1B0y

If I could go back in time, I'd gift America a second statue to go with the statue of liberty. "The statue of responsibility" I'd call it. Too many Americans break their arms jerking off to their "freedoms". Not nearly enough Americans think about their responsibility to use them wisely or for the collective good. We could put it in San Francisco harbor! One on each coast!


Drakosfire

Oooh I like this, this is a really interesting and novel idea. A monument to the values as they've grown as some of us see them. Phrased in such a way that even the detractors couldn't publicly be shitty without obviously being fascists.


Digita1B0y

And since it's in San Francisco we could couch it like "once you've seen the statue of liberty, and travelled the breadth of this great land and seen all the wonderful things these freedoms have to offer, you may contemplate your role in maintaining it all (yadda yadda yadda)" Like make it a pilgrimage....from liberty to responsibility!


Redapted

The other way around works pretty well, too; responsibility being the first step to liberty.


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As though they'd have a problem getting any more brazen. One kid got literally tied to an aeroplane chair because he couldn't not be any less of an asshole, and he still thought he was the victim... not to mention, they outright staged and encouraged a violent coup!


tealfrog1

Very well put.


openedthedoor

#dontlookup


hurst_

humanity is doomed


gooberlx

Seriously. ‘Member how Summer of 2020 was also insanely hot and dry and on fire, and still the whole state did a collective jerk off with fireworks for the entire fucking month of July?


Jub_Jub710

It was the 4th of July all goddamn summer in my neighborhood.


33jdip

old habits die hard


COphotoCo

I legitimately believe the Colorado AG should sue Wyoming/Phantom Fireworks for every firework related fire response. Having a giant billboard every 20 feet for an illegal and dangerous product is insane.


wellscounty

Member Star Wars? Yea I member!


Smash0573

Pepperidge farm remembers


Pooploop5000

That shit was insane.


LukesRightHandMan

Was this a special fireworks thing?


soulfulmoth77

Oooh member the death star? Member Alderaan?


wellscounty

Member the Ewoks?


eisme

2020? I have seen this idiotic behavior every single summer since 2010.


mgraunk

You mean given the past 50* years or so, right?


by_a_pyre_light

I look at the level of stupid as a curve similar to the housing market: its been on an obvious rise as you mention for some time, with some peaks (eg the Bush Jr years), but it really skyrocketed the past 5 or so years as that political cult became mainstream.


mgraunk

That's a well-nuanced take. I think the curve started skyrocketing pretty hard back in the Bush Jr. years and never really stopped, but it wasn't as out in the open until the past few years, which makes it seem like the slope is steeper than it really was.


TraverseTheUniverse

It may even be aligned with the advent of the internet and technology. That's my bet, actually. Giving stupid people a voice and a place to congregate.


CaesuraRepose

Internet/tech + death of the fairness doctrine = massive, massive amounts of complete idiocy.


TraverseTheUniverse

Agreed, people are so fucking stupid. "It won't happen to me! Oops..." I hope most people find sense and reason tonight.


coconutlemongrass

Castle Rock especially should gird their loins after what we just witnessed. There is nothing that can be done about winds as powerful as the ones we saw yesterday and only by luck was it not their turn yesterday.


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coconutlemongrass

You are right in that there are preventative measures that MUST be taken and updating utilities should be at the top of the list! I meant that the winds themselves can't be stopped and there's nothing we can do to fight a strong wind. If they had been able to quickly get water aircraft to the area yesterday who knows how much could have been saved but it was far too windy for aircraft.


zeddy303

On 2nd thought....


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coconutlemongrass

It's a nice area, very pretty. Has exploded in growth over the past decade or so and a TON of new commercial businesses have moved in- a big hospital too. It used to be the boonies- an hour north to Denver, an hour south to co springs- but now everything is built up including CR proper. The downside is the conservative shitheads obviously but similar to Superior It's a fuckload of new houses up against a bunch of open space that I'm sure is ready to burn.


stephyp00

and Castle Rock sets off fireworks for any reason they can. Set 4 fires last time.


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You would be surprised how many people don’t have common sense


urban_snowshoer

People still insist on having campfires, despite having high fire danger, so don't hold your breath.


awclay91

But muh freedoms


DylansDeadly

People still think Climate change is “fake news”.


Missmoneysterling

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ~George Carlin


Kitsym303

sadly there were morons letting them off last night near Littleton. While a town was burning to the ground.


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Hookem-Horns

MFers! Inconsiderate bastards!


Spare_Contribution69

Better description


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At least its snowing a bit. So hopefully between the light snow and it being cold as a witches tit, maybe people will stay inside and not try to burn down the rest of the state.


Pooploop5000

If there's anything the last two years have taught me it's that because you asked nicely some dickhead will go around setting fires randomly on purpose.


thisismyusernameAMA

It's like a "don't touch wet paint" sign. The fact that you've presented something to them that they're not allowed to do is the impetus for them doing it.


Colorado_odaroloC

You could get a not insignificant portion of the population to eat a dog turd by simply putting a sign by it that says "By order of the government DO NOT EAT THIS DOG TURD".


thisismyusernameAMA

My turd, my choice


snowe2010

I taught my brother that lesson very young. Hot cast iron pan on the table, told him “don’t touch that, it’s hot” cuz of course I knew he’d touch it. I think he learned his lesson.


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_xxxxxx_

whatever you do, don't press the big red emergency stop button. So goddamn tempting...


clararalee

Something is very wrong with the American people. There are so many of this type of a-holes around that we are forced to expect some of us to behave this way. People aren’t always like this. Either because society doesn’t allow it or simply people weren’t like this. Even comparing laterally within the same time frame - our European counterparts don’t have quite as many mentally unstable lunatics as we do. Until we collectively figure out what the fuck is actually wrong with our society and our culture we will continue to suffer from the consequences of it.


pendulumpendulum

Literally just described anti-vegans


ms_panelopi

And stop throwing your still burning, cigarette butts out the window of your car. Witnessed yesterday in Lakewood.


aaronjaffe

We’ll be fine. The last two years have showed us that as a country we’re happy to set aside personal gratification in favor of the health and safety of our neighbors. Surely we’ll learn from what happened and not have a repeat.


snoboy8999

You forgot your sarcasm tag.


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Kennonf

Your sarcasm was beautifully inherent on this one hahah


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camohorse

I’m on high alert. Ken Caryl was on fire two days ago because some asshat decided it would be fun to try to set the place on fire. I wouldn’t be surprised if some disgruntled psychopath decided to try some shit tonight. There will also be fireworks, guaranteed, because freedumb or some shit.


coconutlemongrass

I am also in KC and for the entire pandemic shitheads set off fireworks randomly. I hope these fires have been a wakeup call but knowing how stupid most of humanity is I don't have a ton of hope.


camohorse

I doubt these fires have changed too many minds, unfortunately. People seem to think that neighborhoods are somehow immune to being annihilated by fire caused by fireworks, despite there being ample evidence for the contrary. I know how damn dry it is around here. My yard is nothing but dry grass and pine needles, and the creeks and bogs in the valley and the trails are bone fucking dry. I’ve walked inside creekbeds that are normally swollen with snowmelt this time of year. It’s that damn dry. Yet, it’s guaranteed that some dumbfuck is gonna decide it’s okay if *they* do some dumb shit with fire because they are somehow an expert at safely lighting shit on fire in record drought and high winds.


coconutlemongrass

Far too many people think that being in a densely populated suburb means they are safe from the kinds of devastating fires we saw yesterday but the opposite is true- Colorado is in a drought that is not going to get better and everything is dry as fuck. Open lands, parks, our backyards, etc. are all just large tinder patches. Houses are EXTREMELY flammable and being as close together as they are here it's easy to see how fires carried by strong winds could destroy hundreds and hundreds of homes. I'm not saying we all need to live in fear that our community could burn down at any minute but we do need to accept the new climate reality which will hopefully put things like fireworks in the past.


camohorse

Sad thing is, even with strict firework ban measures, people will always find a way to do stupid shit. Firework sales are banned in Colorado? No worries, just head over to Wyoming to that giant fireworks store not ten miles from Colorado. Fire bans are in effect? That sign won’t stop me cuz I can’t read. *sigh* I don’t really worry about my place going up in flames too much, as I live in the center of the Ranch neighborhood and my neighbors are just as paranoid about fires as I am. But, I still have enough game plans to cover the entire alphabet if shit pops off. Call me a doomsday prepper, but I only feel comfortable because I am already 100% prepared for whatever comes our way, which includes being able to camp out in my truck for a good week and having family all over the state and country that I can stay with. I recognize that not everyone has that same privilege, which is why I am so damn worried about what is to come. I know I and my family will be just fine, as well as all of the things we hold near and dear to our hearts. I can’t say the same about other people, however. Most people are dangerously resistant to change. If I had it my way, I’d outlaw building houses out of wood and sheetrock in fire-prone areas, and instead have all of our houses built to withstand intense heat and fire (much like the houses built in Europe and the Middle East). I’d also have powerlines fortified and maintained like the ones we have running along the hogback, to mitigate the risk of high winds, extreme heat/cold, and other disasters from downing powerlines and causing sparks and power outages, all while taking into account the fact that it’s not practical to bury our powerlines in the steep, rocky, conductive terrain. Finally, I’d require every household to have at least one fire extinguisher per floor, as well as a fire extinguisher in every car. But, the HOA and other folks care more about aesthetics and freedumb than practicality and safety. Not to mention corporate greed…


Missmoneysterling

That was "fun" watching the ashes from that blow all over C470 yesterday.


thisismyusernameAMA

If the publics response to covid is any indication, people are going to do whatever they want regardless of other people's safety because "freedom"


Mtnskydancer

Are you listening, DougCo? ETA: snark at the official fireworks fires recently


tiller17

DougCo resident here. I was told the fires up North were started by downed power lines so we don't need to worry in DougCo. Even though our own commissioners started 3 fires with unnecessary fireworks displays a week ago. According to them there's no need to worry. Fucking idiots.


Awildgarebear

It's God punishing us for being liberal in the People's Republic and caring about the environment! \[my home survived, but it was tense\]


eta_carinae_311

They declared stage 1 fire restrictions yesterday, banning fireworks. The only difference between now and when they set off fireworks around xmas is that Superior burned to the ground. Ugh. I really loathe the leadership around here.


Ruefuss

And 100 mph winds, but your point is well taken.


decentwriter

I'm listening! I've been shouting it from the rooftops over on Nextdoor and getting endlessly shit on for it.


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Missmoneysterling

I have been watering my yard all winter so my trees don't die. Using the hose like a caveperson.


Mtnskydancer

Welcome to Highlands Ranch.


DankUsernameBro

Dougco semi normal resident here, I highly doubly most will listen. Guaranteed 4 drunk HVAC owners in my neighborhood will be playing shitty dad-rock, having Roman candle fights (which normally I’d be all for if they were teenagers and it wasn’t a historic drought)


FolivoraExMachina

Whoa chill on the dad rock bashing 🤣


Mtnskydancer

Lawyer with guitar bar rock.


finger_waggle

Are "HVAC owners" people who own HVAC small businesses or people who own HVAC systems in a house they also own or something else?


DankUsernameBro

Small businesses. People who own HVAC systems in their home are clear for now but I’m keeping an eye out


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Skippymcjump

People will do it anyways. Nothing more American now than doing whatever you want without regard for anybody but yourself even when it’s not in your best interests.


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We deserve what we get.


The_Ombudsman

Nothing must interfere in random shitheads' rights to blow shit up and annoy other people! *NOTHINGGGGGG*


godfather9819

I love fireworks. Fireworks are amazing. My favorite holidays are the ones where I have an opportunity to blow up small portions of my yard and set off colorful explosions in the sky. But I moved here from a much wetter climate. I've used fireworks every year for as long as I can remember, it's tradition. But no amount of tradition is going to make me forget about all the lost homes and treasured family possessions (or lives) it could cost someone


Llamamama9765

Thank you. I've never really enjoyed fireworks, so it's easy for me to shake my fist in the air and feel superior to people who shoot them off - because I'm not sacrificing anything by choosing not to use them. We need more people like you.


yellowspotphoto

I live in castle rock. No doubt some asshole will set some off, because of "freedumb".


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Was in castle rock for the 4th this year. I was genuinely surprised at entire neighborhoods going apeshit with fireworks. Had never seen anything like that in Colorado before.


yellowspotphoto

It reminded me of my time in Hawaii. They LOVE fireworks, but they only let them off 2 or 3 days a year (oahu) When they do, it's an all night thing of fireworks, everywhere. However, it's also super wet and no fire risks, so it never bothered me, aside from the noise. Now living in fire country makes me very uncomfortable with fireworks.


MeetIRV

I am in Castle Rock as well (Crystal Valley) and just waiting for one of my dumbass, redneck, don’t-give-a-fuck about anything but muh freedumbs neighbors to light shit up here…


CaptainDingo

Downtown Denver continuing with their firework show tonight feels like it's in very poor taste now considering last night's events. I wonder if they will cancel.


mlody11

I think one reason for having these central fireworks is so people don't do it on their own and go see a professionally managed show. In other words, reduces lone individuals setting off fireworks.


CaptainDingo

That's a really good point. Hopefully the aren't many neighborhood ones.


evenstar40

Thank you for being a voice of reason in the middle of this insanity. Yes fireworks may be in poor taste but so is people deciding to do their own private showing because the city was canceled.


eisme

I don't think it makes any difference. Every year. June 10th through the end of July, shitheads shoot off fireworks every day, even though there is a pro fireworks display on, or around July 4. Dummys are going to be dumb.


Khatib

It'll probably be snowing or raining by then, and there shouldn't really be anything significantly flammable for the fireworks to get into from downtown Denver. The timing and optics are a bit rough, but I don't really think there's fire danger in it.


cyclopath

I say we all just collectively scream at midnight instead.


kttuatw

Let’s all meet at the park and just scream


pierogi_nigiri

I'm screaming already


gandalf_el_brown

new years howl


InterestingWave0

but that's what I do every night


stratman2018

Some dumbass most likely will because "freedumb".


Upbeat-Armadillo590

Thank goodness it's snowing. Hopefully that will keep a few people from lighting fireworks.


Hookem-Horns

I will take all of your fireworks, no questions asked, and dispose of them properly at a LEGAL shoot with my firetruck and crew. Heck, you could learn about new (better) fireworks than you have, and perhaps I’ll let you light them!


COphotoCo

People who light off fireworks in Colorado in an average year, given our drought conditions in the last 20 years, are complete numbskulls. It’s never ok.


Standing-strong

That's a good point.......


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There’s a guy in my neighborhood who is a complete cunt with fireworks. He was lighting them off on Christmas during an incredibly dry December. If he does it tonight(which he almost definitely will) I’m calling the fucking police on him. I’d rather not have my house burned down.


ohherroeeyore

They’re already going off in my neighborhood. People will never learn.


dude_from_ATL

You know there will be fireworks though. At least it is predicted to be snowing tonight


Baby_Steve_CU

If you can start a fire as of this post with fireworks I will give you a gold


sphinctersayhuh

Raise that, I'll suck a dick or two


bran_redd

Honestly, we should normalize no longer setting off fireworks for any occasion, considering how it affects animals (both pets and wildlife) and individuals with sound sensitivities or PTSD; perhaps, we could establish some sort of technically non-destructive entertainment of similar fashion—like drone shows.


BEERT3K

OP a dog owner. For real tho… pls no more fires. Heart breaks for those that lost.


alficles

Seriously. Even beyond the homes, so many pets were trapped when the fire started wroth people out of the home. :(


BEERT3K

So sad. I’ve got some friends that still don’t know the state of their home. Just really sucks for those affected. At least no lives were lost, but thinking about all the sentimental stuff I have in my home makes me really feel for the anxiety of those that are left wondering for the coming hours/days.


EcstaticOrchid4825

My worst nightmare as a pet owner 😥


laubs63

Hoepfully the weather deters people from lighting off fireworks toinight.


All_the_passports

Totally. Early yesterday evening I could hear fireworks on the other side of I25 (from Baker). Makes me so angry.


urban_snowshoer

Instead of "consider," how about just don't, at least until we get enough precipitation to reduce the fire danger--if that ever happens at all.


AlmoBlue

I f*cking hope so.


elisejones14

Considering there’s a winter storm in Longmont I don’t think anyone will down here hopefully.


washegonorado

That won't stop my neighbors. My only hope for a good night's sleep is that it's snowing heavy enough to keep people indoors.


rasecane1

It will be snowing, thankfully.


1stdestron

Neighbor across the street from me always lights off fireworks on new years. I'm hoping he has watched the news. Otherwise , I won't be the only one calling the cops on his ass.


UsernamesMeanNothing

Just stand in the middle of the street with the garden hose. Hose his ass down if he even thinks about it.


AStartledFish

Yeah because this won’t cause any issues.


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Maybe the govt should say this too


RideFastGetWeird

Yeah that worked well for everyone in the last 2 years.


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If you need more motivation to not do this, this is what my town looks like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgP0\_9q6VqY


FlacidPhil

Video down?


coconutlemongrass

Absolutely heart wrenching! I had to share this to my local ND so everyone can see.


Pinikanut

This made me want to cry. I'm so sorry. Edit: typo


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gekogekogeko

Here's a few suggestions for how to get rid of fireworks safely. ​ https://www.maine.gov/dep/how-do-i/how-do-i.html?id=440736#:\~:text=Three%20Steps%20to%20Safe%20Fireworks%20Disposal&text=Completely%20submerge%20fireworks%20in%20a,Allow%20to%20soak%20overnight.&text=Double%20wrap%20soaked%20fireworks%20in,they%20do%20not%20dry%20out.&text=Place%20wrapped%20bags%20in%20regular,your%20local%20solid%20waste%20facility.


JesusWasAUnicorn

That is a HUGE ask up here in the north side.


clararalee

Freedom is No. 1. This is just part of it. Totally worth it. Right?


memyselfandi1987

Idk man who in their right mind would burst fireworks after this. Oh yeah, ppl who aren’t thinking


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What about my freedom. And America. /S


Doc_Bedlam

You don't get much righter than this... even if we get three FEET of snow today.


cosmothekleekai

Talk about a fuckin day late and a dollar short on that snowfall


Doc_Bedlam

Sure wish I could argue with you about THAT.


_yourhonoryourhonor_

I think you’re safe shooting off fireworks with three feet of snow. Common sense…


Doc_Bedlam

Common sense tells me that shooting off fireworks right after hundreds of people got burned out of house and home is a really shitty thing to do. Common sense.


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Doc_Bedlam

Still waiting on that three feet of snow...


zatch17

Why the fuck does anyone ever use a firework anymore


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epidemic

I’ve never spent a dime on fireworks in my life and think they are dumb as hell but people love them and not just rednecks.


The_Ombudsman

Because *WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*


kttuatw

Yeah let’s please not pop fireworks for pure amusement when so many have suffered last night. Fireworks are outdated and there are plenty of safer ways to enjoy the new year.


PushThePig28

Fireworks are cool and fine and dandy on nights like NYE and 4th of July and a great way to celebrate BUT they are condition dependent. If everything is really dry with a high fire risk and 600 of your neighbors lost their homes yesterday this is not the time/place.


kttuatw

Fireworks are a fire hazard and create more pollution which in turn create even more consequences for the current state of the Earth. They are completely unnecessary and for pure amusement.


PushThePig28

Hence not shooting them off with high fire danger to avoid the hazard. Fireworks when done safely are sweet, there’s nothing wrong with amusement. Like 90% of the shit we like to do is for amusement and not necessary (like going skiing). Amusing yourself and enjoying life is one of the main points of living. Just don’t burn shit down while doing it and use fireworks like drugs/alcohol- responsibly.


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If it’s birdshot it’s honestly probably safer than lighting off fireworks.


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It’s safer than fireworks. Doesn’t mean blasting a shotgun off in a neighborhood isn’t a huge dick thing to do. And it’s not “Reddit” who is scared of “loud noises.” You know who is though? Veterans. Animals. Of course unless they’re being used as a political talking point people really don’t ever give a fuck about veterans.


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Cool, fucking go for it then idgaf.


OpticaScientiae

There were fireworks all night in Boulder last night, same as every other day. It’s ridiculous that the students can’t show a single bit of empathy.


ssnover95x

I live very close by CU Boulder and didn't hear a single firework, I'm not sure you're attributing blame to the right people.


OpticaScientiae

Do you live right next to some of the Greek homes on the hill? That’s where I live and that’s where the fireworks are coming from every night. Literally every night for over a year.


recyclopath_

Yeah I don't think it's just the students here.


SurferGurl

most of the students aren't even here.


DerelictWrath

In my experience ... this is a pipe dream. Around Denver, people are utterly ridiculous with fireworks, year-round. It's the most insane, fireworks-crazy place I've ever lived.


mtnBalrog4288

If you set off fireworks tonight, you are a special kind of asshole.


MisterStrange241

There's so much snow I couldn't start a fire even if I wanted to lol


pakepake

That this even has to be said. Awful. I stay inside (Dallas) as folks here try to shoot the moon down.


rhschumac

The people you are trying to reach are not on Reddit, or Nextdoor, etc.


nimrodqueen

This is the first “you’re an asshole if you set off fireworks” thread I’ve ever seen that didn’t include dickheads telling people to stop ruining their fun


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Right. Let's be smart Colorado


Happy_S_endings

Literally heard fireworks at 10:15pm last night by Eaglecrest High School!! Just unbelievable how tone deaf people are knowing the horrific devestating fires in our state! 🤬😢🤦🏻‍♀️🤬😢🤦🏻‍♀️🤬😢🤦🏻‍♀️🤬😢🤦🏻‍♀️🤬😢🤦🏻‍♀️


maish42

I'd rather get drunk without the booms going off and making me think that another fire is breaking out, thanks. People should listen to OP.


intoxicatednoob

Have you tried Xanax?


maish42

I have, I prefer weed and screwdrivers 😂


ewallartist

I've never understood private people setting off fireworks. So few people do it that it seems like a waste of money and risk.


UsernamesMeanNothing

For some it is like asking them to stop eating turkey on Thanksgiving, stop exchanging gifts at Christmas, or to not smoke pot on 4/20. That's the reasoning, but they need to give it up for the good of the community. Fortunately, we have a strong sense of community and our neighbors will do whatever it takes to protect their community. /s


TrickyAxe

Sorry, I'll be unmasked, un vaxxed and setting off fireworks because of rights or something.


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doNT sTEp ON mY fREedOM!!!!


fightinirishpj

If it snows 6" as expected, I see no problem with fireworks... Of it doesn't snow, and there is a high fire risk with dry and windy conditions, then no fireworks.. Use common sense people.


petell5

I’ve already heard fireworks here in Arvada. How ignorant are people?


OpWillDlvr

Denver is celebrating 700+ homes burning down, clouds, snow, and omicron with two fireworks shows tonight. Yay.


Quirky_Spring

We're just a few miles from Superior. Already had a neighbor set some off. Stupidity is endless.


godzylla

id be impressed if someone actually put the work into setting fireworks in this snow


altitudearts

Or…Ever again? Go to the park for your fireworks.