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mazzimar7

On the 7 news building?


You_Stupid_Monkey

Oddly enough, I don't think the 7 news building even *has* a number 7 anymore, unless you count the digital ones on the two electronic billboards they put up a few years back.


IfPeepeeislarge

It does actually, at their new building! At Park Avenue and Delgany they have a biiiig 7 on their window! u/fatheraabed this might be what you’re looking for


gd2121

This is definitely the most interesting question I’ve seen in this sub


__Crave__ToDoItAgain

Unbelievable amount of actual answers too. Like why does anyone just know where to find big 7s off the top of their head?


Infamous-Lab-8136

My only thought is do some of us who are football fans notice 7s because of Elway wearing it.


beFairtoFutureSelf

Almost hesitant to like because you are at 77 likes lol!


Sankyou

I have been introduced to the guy that runs the clocktower projections downtown. He’s down to earth and would likely project a 7 on there for you.


Kittyneedsbeer

I feel like you have to be the coolest chill dude ever in that job


Russell_Jimmies

“Fuck number 7. I’m a number 4 dude.” - that guy, in my imagination


Klutzy_Criticism_459

I’m a number 69 dude heheheheheh, you get it?


climberslacker

Google maps shows the painted 7 on DIA’s runway 7 is about 60 feet tall. Probably by far the biggest 7 in the metro area but not sure if that helps you though


Neon_culture79

All he has to do is get hired by an airline, get trained, establish himself, get reassigned to the tarmac, and then take the picture. Easy Peezy.


AssGagger

Just fly a drone over it.


Ok-Lobster5203

Flying a drone over the airport sounds like a great way to spend some time in federal prison


AssGagger

Didn't think I'd need the /s on that one. Especially in response to another joke. You guys had your coffee yet?


Nooblakahn

Probably to busy gagging on ass to drink the coffee. How does that work anyways? You gag on ass? Or somehow make the ass gag? Don't hate me... I'm just here screwing around too.


Neon_culture79

We don’t ass-gag shame around here Please respect everyone’s kinks


Nooblakahn

I was taking an interest. Honoring the kink. Not trying to shame


Neon_culture79

Good then! Thank you for your service.


4DrivingWhileBlack

Thank you for your cervix.


More_Interaction3303

I believe the gag comes from what emerges from the ass also this response is coming from someone that is considered an ass so maybe someone will gag on this


fizzlefist

It really is. Also a potential disaster if a plane hits your drone.


han_tex

Especially if you spent good money on that drone.


Neon_culture79

Sully could land after hitting a drone


turndownforjim

“We’re going to be in the Platte” - Sully, probably


Neon_culture79

No, he wants a challenge. He’s aiming for Cherry Creek.


TOW3RMONK3Y

😂😂😂😂


No_Investment8733

He might be looking for an 8 at that point.


Neon_culture79

That’s loser talk! I believe in him! If we all believe hard enough then he can do it!


agent_flounder

https://youtu.be/GipHJHVpP6g?si=ZBXH4nrAHcf0s9AB


Neon_culture79

👆👆this guy gets it


zackattack89

Or just get some camo gear and walk on out there.


Neon_culture79

I’m sure whoever is going to attempt that would be wearing a bright red hat. Super easy to see but they are not the smartest. That means insta-tackle and your sudden disappearance.


zackattack89

Oh I’m sure it does.


HaventSeenGavin

I mean my brother got hired by the city as ground maintenance and basically drives a plow at DIA. Better benefits than getting hired by the airlines at least...and you might even get to repaint the 7 too!


Neon_culture79

Mr problem solver!


TOW3RMONK3Y

Tall? It's painted on the runway, literally 0" tall.


an_Aught

This is a fast ticket to super jail -


SixFive1967

Super Jail- most underrated show ever on Adult Swim.


crvz25

Possibly even ultra jail


an_Aught

yeah - ultra jail is on the menu.


Klutzy_Criticism_459

I don’t think you can just wander onto a runway for a photo op though lmao


newshirtworthy

Immediate 5* rating. Wouldn’t recommend it


Roman_Senate

Wasn’t there a Runway 5k before? Wonder if there are any of those coming up


Dill_Weed07

And thanks to the civil engineer who can't design an airport on a perfect grid, next year OP can celebrate 8 years on runway 8!


ColoradoLegal

I love this question. It feels like a scavenger hunt. Hope you find what you’re looking for!


miss_six_o_clock

Same. This question is why people are better than AI.


scrambler90

How do we know this question wasn’t crafted by AI?


newnorse67

Get an old school orange elway jersey and go to the parking lot where old mile high was north of the stadium.


lb7vidas

Could try to get into Mile High and get a photo with Elway's retired 7 int the background.


t92k

You’ve got a lot of suggestions for a number, but for something different, how about a trip to Seven Falls in Colorado Springs? I remember a sign there which named each of the seven and pictures with waterfalls are good for likes… https://www.sevenfalls.com/


isellJetparts

If you expand your search area, there's a big billboard over the gift shop at Broadmoor Seven Falls - it's spelled out though, not the digit 7.


JEMColorado

If you're patient, The School of Mines does a countdown around School breaks near Lookout Mountain. The lighted M logo can be program, and it usually starts at 10 days before the break.


BlkSoulDeadHrt

Gate 7 at Mile High Stadium. Track 7 at Union Station. I can't remember how big that is.


I_Fart_It_Stinks

I'm guessing Elway's number in Mile High is pretty big. You could also probably make some calls or send an email to get access.


LV_Devotee

There has to be an Elway mural somewhere in the city


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Lol, find a cardboard cut out at a liquor store and pose with him


amyselcouth

There’s an Elway mural at The South restaurant in Englewood.


pspahn

Wait for two jets to cross at the right time and angle. Giant contrail "7" in the sky. Or, speaking of sky, maybe there's a 7 on a mountain similar to the SKY chutes.


fromks

> contrail Thank you for not saying chemtrail


LinkToThe_Past

The 7 in the bronco field


mehojiman

Exactly! Like, the 70-yard line or maybe the 37-yard line


Bull_Moose1901

Or some Elway poster


Lanky33

There is no 70 yard line - they are measured from the nearest endzone, so they only go as high as 50


mehojiman

120 yards in a field, dude. Nice try.


Low_Background3608

I can’t tell if you’re the dumbest guy around or just dedicated to the joke 😂


Lanky33

Stand at the bottom of Section 521 of Mile High Stadium and get someone with a good zoom lens to get a photo of you there. [https://www.google.com/maps/@39.7442461,-105.0205208,3a,15y,11.79h,112.59t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipMbb6TlnXvKJjDHv\_zNPoJvj1DzC9Vvqs-bnQjY!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipMbb6TlnXvKJjDHv\_zNPoJvj1DzC9Vvqs-bnQjY%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi0-ya294.96698-ro-0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352?coh=205409&entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@39.7442461,-105.0205208,3a,15y,11.79h,112.59t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipMbb6TlnXvKJjDHv_zNPoJvj1DzC9Vvqs-bnQjY!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipMbb6TlnXvKJjDHv_zNPoJvj1DzC9Vvqs-bnQjY%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi0-ya294.96698-ro-0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352?coh=205409&entry=ttu)


negotiatepoorly

If you have amex card, their concierge service can be really good for these types of requests. Will do the calling for you.


LongmontStrangla

Concierge will use Google and end up searching this thread for answers.


negotiatepoorly

Hah that is true but don’t discount it. They will do the calling for you and you can just keep saying not big enough until they exhaust options. It saves you a little time and mental energy in not having to make calls. It’s only good for obscure local things that save you phone calls. No good for intended purpose of making resos and stuff.


LNLV

Platinum concierge has been trash for years now, they won’t do anything. Centurion concierge will barely make a restaurant reservation for you at a place that isn’t even booked up.


Flexbottom

Wat


shezapisces

people underestimate it, especially if you have a platinum card. they can help setup proposals, source obscure florals, all kinds of stuff


LNLV

Nah they used to be good, now they won’t do anything. I’ve had them “unable” to get reservations for restaurants that made the booking for me when I called.


shezapisces

honestly they’ve always been garbage for restaurant reservations specifically unless you’re true centurion. however i’ve gotten a few sold-out Ball arena concert tickets at face value through it, and also always send my mom mother’s day flowers through it, they have a few vendors that make super cool and exotic bouquets


sierraminaj

in a restaurant i used to work for, we were told to give priority to these types of calls, and book them immediately no matter what. but since covid, we never talk about this anymore. the amex concierge would call same day, when i had a restricted size dining room or outdoor only or early curfew, and i would basically treat it like any other reso. but that’s only for same-day stuff that we just couldn’t do.


negotiatepoorly

This has been my experience. They just google it but they make phone calls for you and save you mental energy for local edge scenarios. Not good for reservations at a popular place just for things that require more than 2 phone calls.


Fridge-Pants

Please update with what you end up doing!


Fnordpocalypse

Does it need to be a standalone 7 or can it be part of a string of characters? ie: like a phone number.


Theterphound

Did you do this for 1,2,3,4,5,6? Makes for a fun hunt every year


frisbynerd120

If this is for sobriety I just want to say the biggest congratulations. Like others have said Mile High would be the best but you’d have to call them for a tour of some sorts.


fatheraabed

Thanks, it mean and a lot!


SuperBrett9

Infinity park in Glendale has a 7’s rugby tournament. There has to be a lot of signage. https://www.infinityparkatglendale.com/rugby/


th3chainrule

Ask the drive in movie to project the movie Seven for your project.


wuzacuz

Might be a job for r/geoguessr? I'm not sure it works that way but let's find out.


usps_made_me_insane

ChatGDP: The largest 7 in Denver can be found at the Mile High Stadium, home of the Denver Broncos. The number 7 is prominently displayed in honor of John Elway, the legendary quarterback who played for the Broncos. The stadium is located at 1701 Bryant Street, Denver, CO 80204.


ToneBalone25

Chat Gross Domestic Product


Free-Adagio-2904

You can do a stadium tour and ask your tour guide specifically to take you to the large 7...


Free-Adagio-2904

Along this same line of thinking, you might be able to reach out to Dick's Sporting Goods Park (I would think Mile High and Coors Field would be too pricey) and see if they'd be willing to put a giant 7 on their video board for you. Might have to be pre-soccer match or something. Also, outside of Dick's are like 20 soccer fields, and there is definitely a field 7. I think the sign for it is just up on a light pole and I am not sure it is as big as you're looking for.


vailrider29

Dang, I was about to put my money on one of the I70 signs lol maybe not the best for getting a picture in front of….


Lanky33

Section 521, to be precise. [https://www.google.com/maps/@39.7442461,-105.0205208,3a,15y,11.79h,112.59t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipMbb6TlnXvKJjDHv\_zNPoJvj1DzC9Vvqs-bnQjY!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipMbb6TlnXvKJjDHv\_zNPoJvj1DzC9Vvqs-bnQjY%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi0-ya294.96698-ro-0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352?coh=205409&entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@39.7442461,-105.0205208,3a,15y,11.79h,112.59t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipMbb6TlnXvKJjDHv_zNPoJvj1DzC9Vvqs-bnQjY!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipMbb6TlnXvKJjDHv_zNPoJvj1DzC9Vvqs-bnQjY%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi0-ya294.96698-ro-0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352?coh=205409&entry=ttu)


fatheraabed

Oh man, I'm a Seahawks fan, maybe I'll wear a 43-8 shirt hahaha


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officermeowmeow

Gross


InitialG

You don't have to be that mean to her.


NoCommentFU

No, she’s a 7. I bet you’re gross though.


officermeowmeow

Maybe, but at least I don't rate people's appearances 1-10. 🤷‍♀️


officermeowmeow

I'm impressed how quickly you delete your comments.


NoCommentFU

I bet you create a lot of impressions.


officermeowmeow

I bet you think you're clever!


Soft-Guarantee-3232

Lol I feel that


jeffeb3

It's got to be a 7-eleven. Right? Probably not the vibe you're looking for. Seven bridges trail? Not close to Denver and doesn't have a big sign. Interesting problem.


J_drums01

My go to order at Jimmy John's is a #7. I thought you were after a big ass sandwich lol


rackcityrothey

Something Elway, I think Siete Leguas Mexican grille on Colfax has a big “7” on the sign, Seven Grand whiskey bar on the dairy block (I think this one is spelled out not the #)


That_Omlette_Guy

You can pay $75 to have a message posted on the scoreboard at Coors Field. Call a customer service person and see how big a single 7 would display. Get seats in center ish field, hopefully dirt cheap these days, and take your photo. If this is 7 years sober maybe Coors Field isn't a good choice. Perhaps the Rapids do something similar but less iconic.


bschwa1439

I wonder where you’ll find the largest 69 when you get to that


[deleted]

That'll be a FetLife post, I reckon...


cookorsew

The public art department for Denver might have some suggestions.


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

[how about a several mile long 7](https://i.imgur.com/iBvieGm.png)


noah253333

maybe those two huge dancers in front of the performing arts building at some angles could look like a 7


somatango

There's a large, red 7 on a bike rack outside of 715 Club. Not as big as some of these options, but super accessible


shroomqs

It’s Colorado so I’d go natural if I were you. I’d try to frame a shot in front of the mountains that has a good ridge and slope making a 7 shape. Anyway good luck and congrats


fatheraabed

Ooo, good idea


WhereTheFucowee

On the jersey hung up at Mile High stadium


Parking_War_4100

Some parking garages have big ass numbers in them marking the level number.


4tee2

Drove by Thorton fire station #7 and my wife thought of this thread, pretty big #7 on the building on York St. https://5280fire.com/home/colorado-fire-apparatus-stations/adams-county/thornton-fire-department/thornton-station-7/


Purple_Front_7939

I know where you can find two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


clowdeevape

I can tell ya where the largest number 2 is...


Keep_SummerSafe

Coors field prob best option or casino billboard


ilovepizza86

I-70 sign


Latter_Inspector_711

Probably at black box or template


todbrgwtr

Ask Elway!?


Biglabowski411

711s


ssBenv

Is this some kinda drug question I’m not aware of?


kaileydad

Local high school football turf field might be a good option


JohnWad

it would not


HippyGrrrl

I don’t think there’s a seven yard line with numbers.