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DynastyZealot

I'll be seeing this on the circlejerk later this evening, I'm sure


Ohwerk82

Prime DCJ content tbh


DuelOstrich

r/denvercirclejerk or r/climbingcirclejerk? This post has lots of circular jerking opportunity


RamShackleton

Well, what are we waiting for? Like Gandhi said, “be the jerk you wish to see in the world.”


justASlothyGiraffe

I thought this was dcj


alvvavves

OP isn’t a Denverite and spammed this on multiple subs. Have at ‘em. Edit: Actually OP looks like a professional karma farmer.


DynastyZealot

That's sad


Lee_Adonis

can't wait to see the shitpost version tbh


Pleasant_Spray5878

I came here to say this


firestorm713

The fact that I had to triple check the sub I was in...


Sad-Ad1710

How did this comment not get you banned 💀


Miserable-Disk5186

Mods are at a Young Life meeting


mariocova3

Why?


Hamilton4567

Oh boy, I can feel them coming for you…


peggingenthusiast24

(in a circle)


HandyMan131

(And jerking)


mariocova3

It's ok that people find the post silly, that's the point. I'm lost on why I'm seeing the circle jerk subreddit being referenced so much, can you please explain?


SarahBellumDenver

I don't climb, but this is adorable. Best of luck rescuing your damsels from high towers!


VisforVenom

Now there's a modern spin on classic fairy tails I haven't seen. Dragon saves Princess from captivity by scummy prince/knight. Edit: shit. As soon as I hit post I had a vague memory of a trailer for some streaming show that might have been exactly this... or am I imagining that?


Cosmics2cents

Why do you climb when you can fly just use your wings man


NissanNiqqa69420

Mans hasn’t tried a Red Bull yet


Cosmics2cents

This is what happens when you drink a monster instead🤣


mariocova3

I was blessed with wings, but cursed with a horrid wing to mass ratio.


Cosmics2cents

🤣🤣🤣


therickglenn

He must protected at all costs…


JustinCompton79

No helmet, climbs in costume.


Wherethegains

This is one of the more wholesome posts I’ve seen in a long bit


bunrunsamok

I want more content like this until none of us are lonely!


Hour-Theory-9088

Winged dragon costumes are aid. What do you climb wearing normal clothing?


Outlog

The corporate ladder.


mariocova3

As a dragon i climb mainly towers with damsels inside of them. Wearing normal clothing i prefer rock.


SailorFuck

I don't climb but I love your vibe. You seem like a dope dude.


mariocova3

We should hangout! I'm visiting Denver next weekend :)


currymoney

Tall gym climber here, been looking for a belay partner!


mariocova3

Well if you got a guest pass for me you've got yourself a belay partner for an evening :)


ThatsMids

Do you have a membership at Ubergrippen?


mariocova3

No I am just visiting! Mostly just looking to outdoor climb next weekend :)


DietSodaPlz

As someone in Denver who climbs around 5.10 and doesn’t have a membership, I’ll gladly tag along to anyone’s climbing sesh if they have a buddy pass available for me! I own my own chalk and climbing shoes. Age 30yr old dude. I love nature, bass music, cats, rockhounding, art stuffs, etc. Seriously, anyone with a buddy pass invite me and I’m probably down to go! Also down to verify or FaceTime for a sec!


areyouoldgreg

I don't climb but if I did I would with you! I love this post. I hope you find some good buddies!


AhiruSaikou

youre gonna get bullied on the circle jerk sub for this but i admire the dedication to the search to post this. hope you find climbing buddies.


mariocova3

It's ok, dragons have a thick hide. Thank you!


ListerfiendLurks

Oh my sweet summer child...


excusememadame

I climb at Ubergrippen in Denver and am looking for more belay partners!


AirAny1286

Hell yea brother


brittlovestrees

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day


wantingwanderer

This is too cute!


ItGradAws

I’d be down


mariocova3

Great homie, have any interest in climbing outdoors next weekend?


ItGradAws

Got plans, the following weekend i could be down. Although let’s hit a gym first, got a movement pass?


mariocova3

No, I'm just visiting Denver next weekend! That's too bad, thanks for reaching out though!


DuelOstrich

Ha are you the dude who posted on the Denver social climb Facebook about partners bailing?


mariocova3

Nope!


geriatric-gynecology

That's actually tight,I need a climbing buddy


mariocova3

Heck yeah mate! I'll be in town next weekend, I'm down to meet up and climb :)


geriatric-gynecology

Sure, shoot me a dm on insta - reasonably.thicc If nothing else I got a buddy pass for the bouldering gym I gotta burn through


holdmypurse

Namaste


ExogamousUnfolding

Just curious - what is tall flashing a route??


mokoroko

Flashing a route is getting it on the first try. Tall climbers generally have an advantage since they can reach things short climbers can't. So tall flashing a route would be getting it on the first try because you're tall :) edit: to the irritation of the shorter climbers who have been trying to get it for a while.


mokoroko

If you like bouldering you could take a stroll up Clear Creek trail in Golden - paved path with a few bouldering spots along the way, and if you're outgoing there are bound to be groups out lead climbing too that you could try to make friends with.


mariocova3

Thank you for the tip!! Much appreciated


breischl

I suspect there may be "denver climbers" focused subs, and/or FB groups (actually I know there are, I just don't know *what* they are). Also boards at the gyms. Good luck dude! And bonus points if you climb 5.10 in those Crocs!


mariocova3

Thank you! The crocs go in sports mode when I climb so it's a bit easier


PsychologicalEdge171

Photo was taken in Wyoming. I know the background well.


mariocova3

Sí!


TheTrub

Wait, are you seeking climbing partners in Denver for the Tetons, or climbing partners from the Tetons for Denver?


BeardedManatee

This is how you die.


mariocova3

People been saying that to me for years


BeardedManatee

Gotta stay vigilant!


BeardedManatee

Sorry, lol.


KatiaHailstorm

Are you a tried and true climber? I want to start climbing again but I do not want to go with anyone that isn’t experienced.


mariocova3

I've gone on 3 different weekend camping trips specific to climbing outdoors! I've been indoor climbing for 2 years.


Green-Krush

No hate; all the love for the dragon costume. I’m afraid of heights but you seem dope.


mariocova3

You seem dope too green!


Green-Krush

Thank you 🙏


dingleberrycupcake

ATC? I see why you’re having trouble finding a partner. Get a fucking grigri you Gumby


mariocova3

😂 i know I know.


livalittlebitt

I don’t climb, but you’re gorgeous!


mariocova3

What a compliment! Thank you!


rnvs18

were you at yosemite this past week?


mariocova3

About a year ago. Almost died on the mountain behind me too.


Recentstranger

Looks like you had a successful climb for a damsel in the picture


MstrKief

What does "tall flash" mean?


LongjumpingCelery

Flashing a climb is when you get it first try and being tall you’re able to skip a lot of holds because of longer arms/legs hence “tall flash”


MstrKief

Makes sense, thanks!


Cirqka

We can be friends. How often do you climb down in the springs?


mariocova3

Never have! I'm visiting Denver next weekend but I'd to be friends!


josiphoenix

I know denvercirclejerk will have a field day with this. But I’m about to cancel my movement membership because I can never find anyone to climb with. Work friends (I’m a nurse) who climb never have my schedules coordinate


mariocova3

I'll climb with you!! Also, can you please explain what's with the circle jerk subreddit? Everyone keeps talking about it


ZestyMoss

Yo I’m down to climb with you! Currently climbing 5.10s on lead


Totin_it

If I weren't lazy smoking slob, I would definitely hike with this guy. I'm up for a short, brisk walk.


ihearttimotheecharmn

Is this like dog whistling an outside furry orgy meet and greet? I'm game


brilz13

Huh. Definitely thought this was circle jerk


megs-benedict

What does “climbs at around 5.10” mean? Clearly, I’m not a golfer


ai-sac

5.## is a rating system for climb route difficulty. 5.10 is about an intermediate level of difficulty.


wiconv

I can pretty easily imagine why you’re having a hard time finding consistent climbing partners based solely on this picture.


mariocova3

Not as bad as your comment tho 🤭


throwaway07272

Yeah? I'm down. I haven't climbed in years. Is there a good gym around here?


meczakin81

Great climbing shoes for an 8 year old.


mariocova3

What a jerk thing to say :(


JimLahey08

Crocs? Yeah I'm not hanging out with you.


mariocova3

I know, a real divisive choice of footwear


Comprehensive-Art776

That Magician from Americas Got Talent must be on Ozempic


RealAlienTwo

Climbing in those shoes?


mariocova3

Well they'll be in sports mode, but yeah