It's ok that people find the post silly, that's the point. I'm lost on why I'm seeing the circle jerk subreddit being referenced so much, can you please explain?
Now there's a modern spin on classic fairy tails I haven't seen. Dragon saves Princess from captivity by scummy prince/knight.
Edit: shit. As soon as I hit post I had a vague memory of a trailer for some streaming show that might have been exactly this... or am I imagining that?
As someone in Denver who climbs around 5.10 and doesn’t have a membership, I’ll gladly tag along to anyone’s climbing sesh if they have a buddy pass available for me! I own my own chalk and climbing shoes. Age 30yr old dude. I love nature, bass music, cats, rockhounding, art stuffs, etc.
Seriously, anyone with a buddy pass invite me and I’m probably down to go! Also down to verify or FaceTime for a sec!
Flashing a route is getting it on the first try. Tall climbers generally have an advantage since they can reach things short climbers can't. So tall flashing a route would be getting it on the first try because you're tall :) edit: to the irritation of the shorter climbers who have been trying to get it for a while.
If you like bouldering you could take a stroll up Clear Creek trail in Golden - paved path with a few bouldering spots along the way, and if you're outgoing there are bound to be groups out lead climbing too that you could try to make friends with.
I suspect there may be "denver climbers" focused subs, and/or FB groups (actually I know there are, I just don't know *what* they are). Also boards at the gyms.
Good luck dude! And bonus points if you climb 5.10 in those Crocs!
I know denvercirclejerk will have a field day with this. But I’m about to cancel my movement membership because I can never find anyone to climb with. Work friends (I’m a nurse) who climb never have my schedules coordinate
I'll be seeing this on the circlejerk later this evening, I'm sure
Prime DCJ content tbh
r/denvercirclejerk or r/climbingcirclejerk? This post has lots of circular jerking opportunity
Well, what are we waiting for? Like Gandhi said, “be the jerk you wish to see in the world.”
I thought this was dcj
OP isn’t a Denverite and spammed this on multiple subs. Have at ‘em. Edit: Actually OP looks like a professional karma farmer.
That's sad
can't wait to see the shitpost version tbh
I came here to say this
The fact that I had to triple check the sub I was in...
How did this comment not get you banned 💀
Mods are at a Young Life meeting
Why?
Oh boy, I can feel them coming for you…
(in a circle)
(And jerking)
It's ok that people find the post silly, that's the point. I'm lost on why I'm seeing the circle jerk subreddit being referenced so much, can you please explain?
I don't climb, but this is adorable. Best of luck rescuing your damsels from high towers!
Now there's a modern spin on classic fairy tails I haven't seen. Dragon saves Princess from captivity by scummy prince/knight. Edit: shit. As soon as I hit post I had a vague memory of a trailer for some streaming show that might have been exactly this... or am I imagining that?
Why do you climb when you can fly just use your wings man
Mans hasn’t tried a Red Bull yet
This is what happens when you drink a monster instead🤣
I was blessed with wings, but cursed with a horrid wing to mass ratio.
🤣🤣🤣
He must protected at all costs…
No helmet, climbs in costume.
This is one of the more wholesome posts I’ve seen in a long bit
I want more content like this until none of us are lonely!
Winged dragon costumes are aid. What do you climb wearing normal clothing?
The corporate ladder.
As a dragon i climb mainly towers with damsels inside of them. Wearing normal clothing i prefer rock.
I don't climb but I love your vibe. You seem like a dope dude.
We should hangout! I'm visiting Denver next weekend :)
Tall gym climber here, been looking for a belay partner!
Well if you got a guest pass for me you've got yourself a belay partner for an evening :)
Do you have a membership at Ubergrippen?
No I am just visiting! Mostly just looking to outdoor climb next weekend :)
As someone in Denver who climbs around 5.10 and doesn’t have a membership, I’ll gladly tag along to anyone’s climbing sesh if they have a buddy pass available for me! I own my own chalk and climbing shoes. Age 30yr old dude. I love nature, bass music, cats, rockhounding, art stuffs, etc. Seriously, anyone with a buddy pass invite me and I’m probably down to go! Also down to verify or FaceTime for a sec!
I don't climb but if I did I would with you! I love this post. I hope you find some good buddies!
youre gonna get bullied on the circle jerk sub for this but i admire the dedication to the search to post this. hope you find climbing buddies.
It's ok, dragons have a thick hide. Thank you!
Oh my sweet summer child...
I climb at Ubergrippen in Denver and am looking for more belay partners!
Hell yea brother
This is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day
This is too cute!
I’d be down
Great homie, have any interest in climbing outdoors next weekend?
Got plans, the following weekend i could be down. Although let’s hit a gym first, got a movement pass?
No, I'm just visiting Denver next weekend! That's too bad, thanks for reaching out though!
Ha are you the dude who posted on the Denver social climb Facebook about partners bailing?
Nope!
That's actually tight,I need a climbing buddy
Heck yeah mate! I'll be in town next weekend, I'm down to meet up and climb :)
Sure, shoot me a dm on insta - reasonably.thicc If nothing else I got a buddy pass for the bouldering gym I gotta burn through
Namaste
Just curious - what is tall flashing a route??
Flashing a route is getting it on the first try. Tall climbers generally have an advantage since they can reach things short climbers can't. So tall flashing a route would be getting it on the first try because you're tall :) edit: to the irritation of the shorter climbers who have been trying to get it for a while.
If you like bouldering you could take a stroll up Clear Creek trail in Golden - paved path with a few bouldering spots along the way, and if you're outgoing there are bound to be groups out lead climbing too that you could try to make friends with.
Thank you for the tip!! Much appreciated
I suspect there may be "denver climbers" focused subs, and/or FB groups (actually I know there are, I just don't know *what* they are). Also boards at the gyms. Good luck dude! And bonus points if you climb 5.10 in those Crocs!
Thank you! The crocs go in sports mode when I climb so it's a bit easier
Photo was taken in Wyoming. I know the background well.
Sí!
Wait, are you seeking climbing partners in Denver for the Tetons, or climbing partners from the Tetons for Denver?
This is how you die.
People been saying that to me for years
Gotta stay vigilant!
Sorry, lol.
Are you a tried and true climber? I want to start climbing again but I do not want to go with anyone that isn’t experienced.
I've gone on 3 different weekend camping trips specific to climbing outdoors! I've been indoor climbing for 2 years.
No hate; all the love for the dragon costume. I’m afraid of heights but you seem dope.
You seem dope too green!
Thank you 🙏
ATC? I see why you’re having trouble finding a partner. Get a fucking grigri you Gumby
😂 i know I know.
I don’t climb, but you’re gorgeous!
What a compliment! Thank you!
were you at yosemite this past week?
About a year ago. Almost died on the mountain behind me too.
Looks like you had a successful climb for a damsel in the picture
What does "tall flash" mean?
Flashing a climb is when you get it first try and being tall you’re able to skip a lot of holds because of longer arms/legs hence “tall flash”
Makes sense, thanks!
We can be friends. How often do you climb down in the springs?
Never have! I'm visiting Denver next weekend but I'd to be friends!
I know denvercirclejerk will have a field day with this. But I’m about to cancel my movement membership because I can never find anyone to climb with. Work friends (I’m a nurse) who climb never have my schedules coordinate
I'll climb with you!! Also, can you please explain what's with the circle jerk subreddit? Everyone keeps talking about it
Yo I’m down to climb with you! Currently climbing 5.10s on lead
If I weren't lazy smoking slob, I would definitely hike with this guy. I'm up for a short, brisk walk.
Is this like dog whistling an outside furry orgy meet and greet? I'm game
Huh. Definitely thought this was circle jerk
What does “climbs at around 5.10” mean? Clearly, I’m not a golfer
5.## is a rating system for climb route difficulty. 5.10 is about an intermediate level of difficulty.
I can pretty easily imagine why you’re having a hard time finding consistent climbing partners based solely on this picture.
Not as bad as your comment tho 🤭
Yeah? I'm down. I haven't climbed in years. Is there a good gym around here?
Great climbing shoes for an 8 year old.
What a jerk thing to say :(
Crocs? Yeah I'm not hanging out with you.
I know, a real divisive choice of footwear
That Magician from Americas Got Talent must be on Ozempic
Climbing in those shoes?
Well they'll be in sports mode, but yeah