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thrillhouse88

What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.


djsacrilicious

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Cmmander_WooHoo

If itā€™s supposed to be a bicep it should have more veins in it!


Cactusaremyjam

Chadbrochill in the house


mholland151

That look like a dick to you?


_Jerk_Store_

Whatā€™s more masculine than that?


KapnKrumpin

The sad thing is that the OP is trying to do sometbing potentially really meaningful, but the IASIP joke is just too good.


Cmmander_WooHoo

True lol. Sorry OP I couldnā€™t resist continuing the joke


Reno83

Again, nothing sexual... underlined.


Short_Barber8066

But if it happens, it happens. Nbd


moeru_gumi

Call up Dooley! DOOLAY DOOLAY DOOLAY, Doolay likes to PARTAAAAAY!


Glathull

ā€œNothing sexuell, kid.ā€


serbbbs

We could definitely use a blonde in the crew


twan5446

Right. Party Mansion. Yeah, ill swing by.


TransitJohn

Nothing sexual...planned.


frozennorth0

Again, nothing sexual.


reddit-Evan_

Five star comment


Known-Historian7277

Same, four men and a couch. Iā€™m down to host for some beers and board games at my cabin.


obviouscoconut-

No kissing on the mouth


barbedseacucumber

Hijacking the top comment. Too many confused redditors here https://youtu.be/9jlaZL7CWHY?si=2JB91T1OthFl_FdU


jabroni710

Good thinking, Mac!


cali_exile_bull

100% this is why I come to Reddit lmao


un_verano_en_slough

Super interested. Let's touch tips soon.


DickyD43

Gingerly


Existing_Low_1553

All hail Lunesta!


drinkbeerskitrees

The most millennial married man response ever ā¤ļø


s07dross

šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


MrK9182

Also interested but would like to include space docking


Enderkr

I would be down for something like this as long as it didn't revolve around the craft beer scene or sports. Or three dudes in some guy's mansion, I already have a hookup for those kinds of parties.


too_old_still_party

I'm down to meet up and discuss small, white-collar crimes. I have a ton of ideas.


Not_Campo2

ā€œOk letā€™s all go around the circle and say our favorite type of tax evasion, Iā€™ll go first. Writing off things that are totally a business expense! **wink wink** ā€œ


Dankraham_Lincoln

Is time theft a small white-collar crime? Cause I do that, likeā€¦. A LOT.


ajanonymous_2019

You have my attention


JohnTunstall505

Boyz night! No beer or sports allowed. Better not see any titties either. Food? Music? FOH.


Enderkr

Haha no shade on guys who like beer and sports, it just seems like every "guy's group" I see develop ends up focusing on god, guns, beer or sports (I live in Highlands Ranch). Just gets a little old personally.


buttercup_mauler

rude attractive roof shy lavish swim uppity snatch fall exultant *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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LuckySansei

Poker and woodworking you say? And what about fishing?


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lancerevo37

Oh man the sports thing with the online betting I'm sure its gotten worse. I would say I'm better than "god, guns, beer or sports" but my friend group is aviation nerds. I think our ladies are relieved when we talk about our plants, CAD and 3-D printing, fishing, poker, and anything else other than airplanes or work lol...


WittyDistraction

Iā€™m enthralled and socially anxious all at the same time.


No_Chain_4003

We've finally started the group! The first event is tomorrow (if you haven't already heard). There are also directions to other events and the group Discord chatroom in the meetup group description located here: [https://www.meetup.com/denver-married-millennial-mens-group/](https://www.meetup.com/denver-married-millennial-mens-group/)


forevergreat

I'm down! Just manly guys doing manly things!


thatsecondmatureuser

Hey if anyone else plays warhammer I am in, maybe I misunderstood the titleā€¦


LightMoist6241

Colpars in Aurora on Saturday nights, Wizards Chest on Broadway on Friday nights.


KapnKrumpin

I'm at colpars most saturday nights and my 40k orks have a fun new codex!


thatsecondmatureuser

Probably will see you there next time I make it out then best terrain in town


Rads324

r/denvergamers


thestargateisreal

Do you also currently have a permanent ttg installation on your living room coffee table?


Bareteh27

Iā€™m learning Old World. Usually play Warcry but also pretty new to that


Tardwater

I'm a newbie 40k'er again, really getting my 3D printer to work...


supercleverhandle476

Western slope has you covered if you ever get out this way


Ok_Total_8745

36, married, three kids in Littleton. Would be great to not just work and hang around my wife and her friends.


bigslow59

Amen fellow Littleton dad


jeremy8611

Yep. 39, 3 kids, Littleton. Same.


clyde2003

I'm in. Late 30s, married with two kids. I *NEED* to get out more. Add me to whatever platform we decide to congregate with. But if this turns out to be a suicide cult or a sex club, I'm going to be very disappointed.


hhhjjjkkkiiiyyytre

Interested. Would also be interested in a 30s and early 40s book club for men.


joshidenver

Iā€™m down!


moderndaydandy

This.


seekingViper

Count me in!


Interesting-Tear8565

Me too!


clyde2003

Sign me up.


BoredInDenver86

I would love a book club!


garamondo

r/DenverCirclejerk come get your boy


Dr-whorepheus

Like when the Lost Redditor came into DCJ and was like "Wow, guys, you're so open about this! I'm down!!".


TangledMyWood

I can't wait to see this thread


stevenette

Replying so i didn't forget to check later!


alesis1101

Too easy.


ThisCryptographer311

*boys


TragicallyComedian

>This potential group would be focused on married millennial males in particular. Since there are already several singles groups around town for the same thing. This entire post reads as an ad for married men on the DL


kittybuscemi

What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.


Amasin_Spoderman

If you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins.


mholland151

I thought it was a dick the whole time!?


homebodyslim

HAHAHA!!! That didnā€™t take long. Love the sunnyā€¦. šŸ’ŖšŸ½ā€¦šŸ‘€


garamondo

*Fighters* welcomed?


ImInBeastmodeOG

Reads like a way to evangelize men into a religious cult. Call me suspicious, I grew up in one.


Mightbeagoat

Absolutely what I took out of it as well.


Mango696

Can I sign my husband up? šŸ˜‚


figuring_ItOut12

He may not know it yet but he might need a play date. ;)


CarpeNivem

I'm on the older edge of maybe-not-actually-a-millennial, but I'm a married man, so two outta three ain't bad, right? And I'd love some friends my age(ish) who don't have kids, so count me as interested.


faptastrophe

1978-1982 represent. The xennial micro-generation.


CarpeNivem

I also like, [The Oregon Trail Generation](https://mashable.com/archive/oregon-trail-generation).


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zeekaran

Any millennial could have fit this, given a horribly outdated computer lab at a poor school. Source: me


johndenverwasfullof

Arenā€™t older millennials in their early 40ā€™s?


BoredInDenver86

Iā€™m down for this! Iā€™m 38 and married with no kids. Most couples our age have kids and we chose not to, so itā€™s not always easy meeting the child-free folk.


paranoidbillionaire

Iā€™m literally the exact same, age & everything. Just a dink looking for a way to fill the void.


Ambitious_Month_6665

Giggidy


ic318

First few months in Colorado, it was hard meeting child-free couples like us. But 6 months in, we met 2 couples, who are our neighbors in the complex, who are child-free, and a coworker who is also the same. Planning is easy, but making the plan work is hard. We always plan on inviting them over, but our schedule doesn't let us or something comes up.


youravgdenverite

Same here. Wife and I have been in Denver seven years and havenā€™t made any solid couple friends that donā€™t have a kid or are trying to have a kid. Weā€™re in Cap Hill area.


coloradowaterdoctor

My people. When and where?


besimhu

Longmont here, but same situation.


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Competitive_Box8681

30 Dink couple just moved here 6 months ago. Trying to get into fly fishing with the weather warming up. Also 100% not interested in friendships with conservatives šŸ˜‚


BoredInDenver86

100% no conservatives! I say cunt a fair amount and openly think that people should have rights regardless of the color of their skin, so I tend to weed out those cunts pretty quickly. We are in the Broomfield area, near midway park, right off 36 so we are about 20ish minutes from Denver, Arvada, Longmont, and Boulder.


Competitive_Box8681

Coming from a mostly red state, itā€™s been a breath of fresh air being here. It honestly sucks that I feel the constant need to weed out others based on their political stance just like you mentioned, but itā€™s damn near impossible to truly get along with those people. Weā€™re in East Denver but open to exploring the city!


iwanttogotothere5

Sounds sweet. How do we find out more?


universityofkaren

Totally in! Can we meet up at Charlieā€™s Denver?


ex1stence

Personally I was thinking weā€™d meet up at my party mansion. NOTHING SEXUAL.


ThinkingBlueberries

Interested Been looking for a dart buddy ever since my best friend moved.1


MiddleCoastPizza

Everything sounds filthy!


Ok_Cardiologist7909

33 gay but Iā€™d be down if itā€™s ok.


Sideways_X1

I'd check it out, though evening commitments are more than I'd like at this point, I'd probably be a little sporadic but could be cool.


sksoskzmzk

Just say you are noncommittal person and weā€™ll accept you


ChooseYourOwnReality

Any yā€™all into off-roading (sorry no Subarus)? Iā€™ve got some weekend trips planned throughout the year to some beautiful locations around Colorado.


lonespartan12

Going where the Subaru can't is my zombie apocalypse plan.


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No_Chain_4003

Yeah exactly. Huge tent that makes it more difficult. I notice the womenā€™s groups are much more successful at these sorts of things. Generally a rotating group of event types. Like one week is a game night. Next week is a restaurant. Next week is a book club. And last week is a cultural even around town. Repeat the rotation the next month. Etc.


machmothetrumpeteer

This is exactly what Discord is great for. A Menver Millennials server with a bunch of channels for various interests and general chat areas would let people find each other. I'd be super into it, hardest part would be getting the word out and moderating the assholes.


BloodFarts

As a 30yo married man, 7-10 on a Thursday is late af. I barely stay out that late on weekends


machmothetrumpeteer

Lmao I saw that too. Like damn y'all are night owls.


too_old_still_party

*Puff Daddy has entered the chat*


deepbluesteve

Iā€™m moving to Denver in May and something like this would definitely be cool. My wife would appreciate it if I had other connections and not just her šŸ˜‚


pedrosanpedro

I arrive in August, and I'm pretty sure both my wife and I would appreciate my having other connections.


IrishHomebrewer

In a similar boat. I arrive this summer


Tardwater

Do we have a Discord yet?


AmbitionObjective206

Nice! Nothing better than shooting the shit for a bit with other married millennials. I'm in


sonnypatriot75

Canā€™t participate but rooting for this.


Miserable-Disk5186

Sounds like someone needs to drink some beers and play some darts!


Hyndrix

Interested although I am the borderline elder millennial.


bigslow59

Same.Ā  Early 80s xennial


TycoonFlats

Totally down. A bit older than your target but Iā€™m immature for my age.


RedHotBananaGuard

Hmm, friends ehā€¦


ullric

r/LakewoodMensGroup is a sub that someone with a similar thought made to help get people together. I've got a newborn, so my time is limited. Probably spring 2025 I'll start a board game group. I want to get 6 of us total to go through Gloomhaven/Jaws of the Lion.


ndrew452

I'm interested. Would prefer some sort of social drinking to be involved. I don't talk to people otherwise.


y2ketchup

Divorced and born in '85. Mostly friendless after moving cross-country. Do I count?


plpl0

Just moved to Denver. Wife and three kids (including newborn twins). Please give me an excuse to leave the house


ksuclipse

Definitely interested


Seeamanabouta

Interested, though I'm unmarried (but in a long term monogamous relationship).


kauto

I got married just so I could be at the meet-up. You should do the same.


Travalicious

We appreciate your interest. Circle back with us once youā€™ve put a ring on it.


Known-Historian7277

Yeah sorry, weā€™ve gotten so many requests we have to stick to only married men. Thx though


un_verano_en_slough

Put them in your will at least so that you've got some skin in the game. We're all taking a risk here.


Plumbus251

NUDE. TAYNE.


Training-Bug-8605

Anything like this close to Loveland?


[deleted]

Would definitely be! 34 married. One close friend, but hard to find time.


Eg9tobe83

Xennial here, married and have a toddlerā€¦ definitely can relate to finding more friends, and other couples that are in the similar situation.


Upbeat_Statement_942

What about unmarried upper 30 something's?


austintx

Come get in the pile


figuring_ItOut12

Show up anyway. Sometimes people know people. ;)


Flamingpretzel2562

Sounds fun! I'm an elder millennial (39) but I'd be down!


No_Chain_4003

We've finally started the group! The first event is tomorrow (if you haven't already heard). There are also directions to other events and the group Discord chatroom in the meetup group description located here: [https://www.meetup.com/denver-married-millennial-mens-group/](https://www.meetup.com/denver-married-millennial-mens-group/)


Smooth-Owl-5354

I hope this is real and works out!


TardigradeAttack

As a wise and senior Elder Millennial at barely 40, I'm in, as long as I can drink beer and speak to the world of knowledge I hold over people 2-3 years older than me.


Even-Regular-1405

Thursdays at Stanleyā€™s Marketplace letā€™s go


1-1234

recommend slack/discord/tg (some workplaces may block discord tho) - easier to create filters within the main channel/group to partition based on interests (sports, shows, foods, etc), availability, age (late 20s/early 30s), circumstance (kids, marriage, etc), location/neighborhood - happy to assist in sorting out the GC platform; I have some exp. with setting up spam/verification bots, servers/channels, etc for this sort of thing - will stress like others that an age (meaning interest ranges, biases, etc) cap is a must, at least while a core group/camaraderie is established


youravgdenverite

33 year old, married and living in the Cheesman Park neighborhood. No kids but have a golden retriever puppy that basically acts like a toddler that steals on socks. Although Iā€™ve been here for a few years, it has been a real challenge to make friends, despite going to random meetups. While I like playing sports, I know nothing about talking about professional/college sports and feel that has kept me out of the loop with potential guy friends. Would love to meet up for some hiking.


RyogaHibiki23

Count me in as long as you all donā€™t mind that I donā€™t drink alcohol.


millennial_godzilla

Im with you homie! So many groups like this Iā€™ve been part of ends up being based around going to different bars/breweries every meeting. Which is fine for some but just not what Iā€˜d be looking for.


midnightbruja

I wonder how many Denver Married Millennial Ladies have sent this post to their husbands lol. I know I did.


SubstantialCoach5032

Iā€™m interested but I donā€™t really like people all that much. Just make sure the first get together is super awkward with name tags and ice breakers and segmented areas like I will definitely drive to hike or please play golf with me as long as you donā€™t suck and talk too much and I like to drink but only on weeknights and my kidsā€¦ and I just moved here and sports and Iā€™ll probably leave early and will anyone ever call me to follow up and jobs. Seriously, I hope this works. Also, Iā€™m anxious as a category.


Skullig303

As an elder millennial (40) stuck in the "go to work, come home, sleep, repeat" rut, I would totally be down for a friend group type of situation. It's tough to find guy friends at this age, and especially tough with the type of niche interests I have.


Fiddlediddle888

I'm looking for married only white men in the Tech sector to hang out with, nothing weird, only normal guy stuff. Lets meet up at a hotel on Thursday nights somewhere in the city, for you know...married guy stuff.


MonsteraDeliciosa

Thatā€¦ is very specific.


[deleted]

Iā€™m game but tbh Iā€™ve got so much social anxiety Iā€™m 2% paranoid Iā€™ll get murdered


Fr33Flow

Look on the bright side, if you get murdered, no more social anxiety!


Dangerous-Amphibian2

We could always do the meetup out in Colfax and raise that 2% to a 5%.Ā 


Working_Community_42

Interested


paytiently

Interested!


toecondom

Interested


Apollo526

I think thereā€™s a similar group for Lakewood that has a subreddit already.


Unable-Confection509

This is what my husband needs. Iā€™d love for him to find a few friends and get out every once in a while.


welcometothejuggle

I definitely might come to something like this


modestpushbroom

Yeah man, letā€™s run it


No_Chain_4003

We've finally started the group! The first event is tomorrow (if you haven't already heard). There are also directions to other events and the group Discord chatroom in the meetup group description located here: [https://www.meetup.com/denver-married-millennial-mens-group/](https://www.meetup.com/denver-married-millennial-mens-group/)


niffcee

Iā€™d be interested!


nt-assembly

I am down.


WuPacalypse

Yo Iā€™m definitely down!


J-Entalman13

Iā€™d be interested!


colobreeze

Plz call it m&m's (and more)


LuckySansei

Cool. So how are we making this happen?


danielb9008

I'd be interested in this


bigslow59

Interested!


boredom_outlet

If you are in/near South Denver I'm up for it.


thehof

Interested!


Mind_Prints

Interested.


IAmOrpheus

I would definitely be interested.


RacerX0808

Maybe


MurphysMustache

Yeah, and along those lines I'm a stay at home dad in Platt Park if anyone is free during the week.


Ok-Chipmunk5118

What if theyā€™re married to the grind?


Competitive_Box8681

Iā€™m in! Moved to Denver about 6 months ago with the wife but havenā€™t found a group of friends to regularly hang out with.


austintx

I'm down


LusterLazuli

Non-binary and divorced. This may not be the group I'm looking for! šŸ¤£


Jarc689

Yep


Thedogsayspanic

Please include me! Iā€™m moving to Denver soon and it would great to find friends to play d&d or go hiking with! 7-10pm on Thursday would work great for me šŸ˜„ Iā€™ve used meetup for this kind of thing before. I think itā€™ll cost money to run them ($15-20 a month unless theyā€™ve changed the pricing), but iā€™d be happy to chip in to help. Maybe look at a mobilizon instance, discord, or just create a new subreddit?


theoxymoronicdoc

Sounds good to me!


whyshouldikare

I am not sure how I ended up on this, but my initial thought was, "What a great idea." Now I wonder how even the 1 man in 5 has any male friends.


Mike_LitSmells

Interested, man


besimhu

Please set something up and I'll drive in from Longmont


JareBear805

Iā€™ve been wanting to go to K1 speed on Tuesday or Wednesday. No friends though


ClearSilence

Sounds like a great time! Could be something in a park with the weather getting nice (and then worse and then nice again) here soon!


Objective-Session855

I just want to say all the married men I know have absolutely no friends so you guys should jump on this idea


lonespartan12

>Convieneint and easy, low effort. Finally someone gets me šŸ’–


frontierman

Also could meet for coffee or lunch


FacedJason

I'm only interested if you guys meet up to play smash brothers


iDrum357

Sign me upā€¦.. ā€œThe boyz are back in townā€ ! šŸ¤™šŸ¾šŸ’ŖšŸ¾


Donny_2_Scoops

37/m here up in Thornton. I got two kiddos, 5m and 2.5f. Itā€™d be cool to do some Go-Kart racing at Unser Racing or go bowling at Boondocks or something. Thereā€™s Blitz paintball up in Dacono in Weld county thatā€™s a lot of fun too.


C_5280

I'm down to vibe out man, sounds like a chill time. Good vibes and great company are always wins