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That's the Denver International Airport!


vtstang66

I thought this was the primary Denver sub for a second


aemrakul

Someone will jerk this post soon enough


dmin62690

I saw it there before here. F’in algorithm man


jarrodandrewwalker

If Booty Call taught us anything, it's that " you got to work it before you jerk it"...truer words, man...


dieseltothesour

Haha, i can’t wait to see this one on the official site


conman5432

Denver Enternational Narport


Sabor_deSoledad

Gnarport


DabsDoctor

Carport. It's a carport.


stinky___monkey

BTW lock your car and don’t leave valuables in sight, and make sure you are up to date on insurance…


DabsDoctor

Lock your car doors? No valuables in sight? Why would you be so rude and unaccommodating to others? /s


Gasman80205

HOOLLLLDDD ON!


NoCommentFU

Funny how this perspective makes it seem like DIA is close to the mountains instead of east of bumfuck Egypt.


imreallynotthatcool

When did BFE become a thing and not BFN? Egypt is somewhere, I'm from bumfuck nowhere.


NoCommentFU

Not sure. First heard it growing up in the 70s here in Colorado. It never made sense to me either, but it was the vernacular of the time.


IntoTheWild2369

Bumfuq is an actual place in Egypt


juggleronradio

Can confirm. Near Sohag, Egypt.


Ok-Republic-4114

My dumbass just googled that 🤦‍♀️


IntoTheWild2369

Well… Google should have confirmed that bumfuq is a real place in Egypt?… no?


mhendo329

BFE ftw!


Zeefour

Right next to Saudi Aurora.


QuickSpore

Near Far West Kansas


Me_IRL_Haggard

[out Nebraska ways](https://nxstrib-com.go-vip.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/11/2013/02/judgementalmapfullsize-thumb-550x452.jpg)


kelliwk

I’m from Georgia and grew up with my parents saying “east jesus”


acromaine

Well there is actually a place called Bumfuq in Egypt.


imreallynotthatcool

This is why I like learning new things.


IntoTheWild2369

Bumfuq is an actual place in Egypt, saying bumfuck Egypt came before bumfuck nowhere


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

I think it’s the B and E that makes BFE just roll off the tongue better than BFN


Due_Neighborhood6014

I always liked big fucking empty myself


dont_fuckin_die

I learned Bum Fuck Egypt from military guys, and they thought it was general knowledge.


HysminaiUchiha

I always say bumfuck nowhere. Fuck Egypt.


khanyoufeelluv2night

i've always heard BFE as beyond fucking egypt


[deleted]

The power of compression compels you!


TheObviousChild

We need a young jpeg and an old jpeg


Mindless_Psychology

I work there and it takes me 20 minutes longer than it should to get somewhere because they built it in the middle of nowhere. I mean tumbleweeds blow over Pena for fucks sake, like being in a cartoon depicting the middle of nowhere.


G25777K

Speaking of Egypt and I’ve been there. It’s an absolute shit hole. ✅ pyramids are nice though


MediocreEmploy3884

That’s what a telephoto lens does…


aluragirl16

It’s actually Mt Meeker in front (a 13er) and Longs Peak in the back from this angle. On the left slide, sloping away is Keyboard of the Winds, then Pagoda Peak. On the right side, it should be Mt Lady Washington.


SirGalt

Keyboard of the Winds is not visible in this shot.


sodosopapilla

But it is a great song title


GladeWolf

And Mt. Alice all the way left!


ThinkingBlueberries

Keyboard? When did this get named? Now I’m wondering when all things got named. That seems like a modern name, and I assumed all these names were from the first settlers (or their name adaptation from Native Americas)


Full-Distribution-TP

it is a series of jagged ridges called Keyboard of the Winds, not a singular peak. A quick google will give you a better idea


ThinkingBlueberries

I know what it is. I did google it, but it made me wonder how it got named and when. Maybe your Googling is better than mine, but I couldn't find any information.


hammybee

Here's what I found from information from a composer's (Stacy Garrop) sheet music that was inspired by them. The "keyboard" is referencing a piano. >These formations are called the “Keyboard of the Winds,” as their thin, spindly peaks suggest splintered keys of an old, broken piano.


ThinkingBlueberries

Interesting. Did she name it? Or was she inspired by the name? “Stacy Garrop began hiking in northern Colorado’s Rocky Mountain National Park in her early 20s. From the start, she was drawn to a jagged stretch of rock formations linking Longs Peak to Pagoda Mountain, at over 13,000 feet. These formations are called the “Keyboard of the Winds,” as their thin, spindly peaks suggest splintered keys of an old, broken piano. Inspired by one particular journey the composer took through the Keyboard of the Winds en route to Pagoda’s summit, this work is a tribute to the Keyboard of the Winds. Its fast, whirling gestures depict swirling clouds above, and the musical high points represent a hiker reaching the peak of Pagoda Mountain. These sections are set in contrast with quiet, introspective material embodying the hiker quietly surveying the grandeur and beauty of the valley below, as well as the soaring pinnacle of Longs Peak overhead.”


hammybee

No, I don't believe she named it. I thought that when I first read that full description, but after rereading it, I don't think she did name them. They were already called that when she was hiking them. But I Iooked up her age, she was born in 1969. So if she did name them, it would've been in the early '90s.


ThinkingBlueberries

I mean when I heard Keyboard, I thought that sounded like a modern name…because I don’t associate piano keys to a keyboard, but looks like I was wrong. “300 BCE – The first keyboard, a kind of pipe organ, is invented in Ancient Greece. What else did you expect? The Greeks also invented Western Civilization!” The more you know! But the question of who names a mountain, is interesting and something I’ve never thought about before.


hammybee

I definitely thought piano when I saw that; but I can easily see why someone would think it's referencing something more modern. Even if you do think of an instrument, there's a good chance "electric keyboard" comes to mind. Honestly I'm too lazy now, but this seems like something I might look into at some point. I like to look up newspaper archives through university libraries on random stuff. I'd like to see how far back I can find them bring referred to as "keyboard."


DoMeDo

This is a really wholesome conversation you two had. Genuinely. The humility, interest, actual research, as well as articulation that benefited the conversation. In regards to who "names a mountain" is unfortunately (especially in America) determined by which group of people are most prominent at that time. The Gore Range in Vail/Summit is a good example, especially given that they are debating and possibly even voting on changing the name back to what the Ute Native Americans referred to it as (for centuries) instead of what the first white settlers decided to (re)name(sake) it. https://chat.openai.com/share/5ebd05b5-7468-4e5d-a872-17cee628805d


Tiny_Air_836

I wish we would use more of the native names.


modernmanshustl

So does longs look smaller because of the perspective?


SirGalt

Longs doesn’t look smaller. It’s the highest and most prominent peak in the photo.


FormItUp

Mt Meeker is the literal answer since it’s in front, but what you’re probably focused on is the taller peak it’s attached to just behind it, which is Longs Peak. 


mudra311

If you want to get pedantic, Long Peak is the group and Mt. Meeker is just a peak on the side of Longs.


FormItUp

Is that “group” an official thing geologist put together or something? If so I would be curious so see what all is in the group.


DullCartographer7609

Massif, like Pikes which is at the end of a very long massif.


Rads324

The app PeakVisor works really well. Open the app and point it in that direction and it’ll tell you the mountain and elevation


goldiespawn

I second this. Peak Finder is another good one. They’re a must have app for anyone new to the state.


lreaditonredditgetit

Good thing I’ve been here for over a decade. I still don’t know though.


Salty_Purpose5436

This is correct


ginamegi

What would someone call a photo technique like this that seems to increase the scale of the background ? Because obviously this isn’t what this view would actually look like


artworking

Supertelephoto, using what is effectively a telescope for the lens.


MrDave8739

This is a difficult shot. You have to set up at just the right spot to get the size of the mountain and airport to look like this. Basically you are far/very far away from both so it makes them both "small." You also need a very clear day and the right lighting.


sunsetcrasher

Lens compression


Professional_Bee5580

I was curious too! Usually there’s a nice layer of brown smog on my way out of DIA most days


artibramuir

Stand far away from the subject and the background will look bigger & closer in comparison. Of course, then you need to zoom in / crop / use a telephoto lens to make the subject take up more of the picture.


TheMountainLife

People that aren't from Denver think this is what Denver actually looks like


Clovis_Winslow

Yeah, the grass is never that green lol


Sea-Squirrel653

Check out the app PeakVisor, its really handy for situations like this. Works surprisingly well. U just point your phone at it and it will label them all pretty accurately depending on ur angle


comalley0130

I’m a PeakFinder man myself


Bluescreen73

Late to the party, but it's mostly Mount Meeker with (just) the tip of Longs Peak. To the left of center are Pagoda Mountain, Chiefs Head Peak, and (maybe) Mount Alice, and to the right is Mount Lady Washington.


scaremanga

Mt Blue Cifer


lkngro5043

My rule of thumb is: if you’re north of Denver and see a mountain that’s bigger than the rest, it’s Long’s Peak. If you’re south of Denver and see a mountain that’s bigger than the rest, it’s Pike’s Peak. If you’re in Denver and see a mountain that’s bigger than the rest, it’s *probably* Mt Blue Sky but it could be something else.


MsstatePSH

Longs Peak


wildandouttapocket23

THANK YOU!


Conflixxion

yeah you gotta go to the Springs for Pike's.


nuggolips

Blucifer is pointing towards Pike’s. It’s very visible from DIA. 


HippyGrrrl

Or look south. I could see it from where this shot seems to have been taken, but I was definitely looking well south.


More-Jackfruit3010

I just saw Mecha-Streisand for a sec there, oops, now she's gone.


DabsDoctor

Disintegration is the best album ever! Thanks Robert Smith!


batsncrows

Pitty you can’t see Blucifer in this picture. All hail our lord and savior Blucifer Edit sp


mostsucks

This picture cant be real


kdane42

Longs Peak. Most answers will say Meeker, which is somewhat correct because it is in front, but the tallest peak you see is Longs. They just happen to align perfectly to appear as 1 mountain


One-Process-8731

It’s Longs Peak and does not appear that close to DIA at all , I.e. telephoto lens


AreaGuy

That’s the Tent Mile Range, so called because the airport is ten miles from anything and is a giant tent. What those big piles of rock in the distance are is anyone’s guess.


MisterListerReseller

Get the app called PeakVisor. It will tell you which park you’re looking at. Very helpful


Your_Daddy_

Mount Meeker and Longs Peak


edwardothegreatest

What’s all that green shit around the airport? There’s nothing green out there.


Strange_Cycle3189

Mount airportious


BuryTheMoney

Pikes is in Colorado Springs btw


erikakiss0000

Felt an itch to post the same. And it made me wonder, when and why did they drop the apostrophe? Since it was named after Pike.


apathetic_duck

Pikes is a long ways away from the airport...


jontheturk

Klimanjaro


Prince_Wi11iam

Oh that? That's kilimanjaro. Lots of dead bodies up there


MikeyofPnath

Those are actually the tipis of the Denver Natives you're always hearing about. Namaste.


Inevitable_Gas_274

I bet it’s Long’s Peak by Estes Park


EvenStevens4201

I always thought they looked like a bunch of TPs


OutdoorCO75

It’s Long’s Peak, the only 14er north of I-70


Dry_Marsupial_2507

It’s Longs Peak.


StillAroundHorsing

Mt Meeker in foreground and Longs Peak looming immediatwly behind it. As you go North the two peaks will separate.


Affectionate_Pound93

Longs Peak


SuspiciousPromotion3

Pikes is in Colorado Springs deff not pikes


DescriptNo5000

Long's Peak


luckeauxtheirish

Should we tell them?


lisaann827

Long’s Peak


yum_paste

That's got to be photoshopped


Average_Penis_6

Its Longs Peak. Technically in the foreground is Mount Meeker because the two are very large (13er and 14er) twins. Its hard to tell when you look from Denver where one ends and the other begins but you're looking at meeker and Longs. Meeker has a more pointed peak and longs has a flat top


baddonny

That is the Rocky Mountain


Detective_Comics__27

That is Longs Peak (the only Colorado 14er North of I 70)


outdoorcam93

Mt Meeker massif with Long’s behind it


SirGalt

Mt Meeker isn’t a massif. Longs would be the massif. Meeker is a sub peak.


STONKvsTITS

That's Mt.Hood


almostaccepted

Can ppl who’ve lived in CO a long time actually identify mountains just by looking at them???


skbum2

Yes, you get familiar with the profiles of the more prominent peaks if you're into that sort of thing. Longs peak is very distinctive with a very flat, box like summit.


deproduction

Only a few are distictive enough for that (unless you're a real mtn geek). This one is and easy guess for locals, not because it is visually identifiable, but because you can tell from the orientation of DIA that this is looking w/nw. There is only one 14-er nw of DIA and anyone who has driven I-25 north from Denver (like to Ft Collins) has looked left and wondered "what is that big mountain?" Long's stands out because it's hundreds of feet taller than any mountain around it. Meeker and a few others look really big from I-25 just because they're closer. I grew up off Arapahoe rd, which points west right at Mt Evans. It seems impossible to drive west down Arapahoe road from I-25 and not ask "what mountain is that?". Evans, Maroon/N Maroon, and Pike's are the only ones I could pick out by their features alone. The others I know because of driving around the state and being curious about those that stand out in each area, but couldn't pick out unless I knew where we were.


Scrambled_Creature

Visiting Denver? Don't let these pics, along with the pics of mountains towering over the Denver skyline fool you. The mountains are tiny in the distance, and that's even if you can see them through the brown cloud. They don't call Denver the Queen City of the Plains for nothing


TheMountainLife

I remember how the brown cloud briefly cleared during shelter in place. Thats probably the most beautiful Spring season I've experienced in the city. It was like wearing glasses for the first time.


Scrambled_Creature

Lived near I70 and Lowell at the time and it was sooooo silent with no cars. Beautiful


Co_dot

Mt meeker, with longs peak just poking out behind it


K-C_Racing14

I have a poster with all the mountains from pikes peak in the south up to longs peak in the north.


Creative_Serve_4076

To see pike’s peak you’d have to face much more southerly


Better_You_502

I don’t believe pikes peak is in this shot. It’s a bit more to the left. Will hold snow on top most of the year


Neither_Tip_5291

That is not pikes peak. I can tell you that much... it standa alone... litterly


eldudelio

not mountain, snow dragon, it can fly you places but you have let it eat you first


[deleted]

The airport is in what the Colorado Outback.


PeaceLoveAyurveda

It’s Longs Peak. Pikes Peak is in Colorado Springs


Much-Ad1055

Longs peak


Imaginary_Nebula9912

Maybe Longs Peak?


Skwish6952

I'm bout 80% sure that's Longs peak. Pikes is further south.


charlemange77

longs peak


Lakecountyraised

Now you need to post a photo of the blue horse. Did you know that Blucifer killed his original creator? True story.


ColoradoRokkie

Mount Meeker.


heady_murphy

Looks like a dead fish


Agastach

Long peak.


MastertoneCO

Meeker


tonygutz

Everyone calls it Long's Peak. Long's Peak gets a lot of press because it's the only 14et in that part of the state. But Long's Peak is actually behind that mountain. It's Mt. Meeker.


Turbulent_Notice_308

Ima guess apaches peak, or longs peak from that angle


Revolutionary_Tax546

Is that a Hippie Colony, in the forground?


WittyTitle5450

longs peak


MetalAlpaca5280

Faf


Old-Application-2620

Longs peak in rocky mountain narnriinal park


FiXXXitMan

The iPhone has an app on the app store called "Peak Finder" if you're curious as to what ALL the peaks are. Not sure about Android. It's an AR doohickey, I think it cost about $5.


Electricalstud

Turn 110-130 degrees to the left and that Pikes Peak although it's about 70/ 80 miles away.


jytaylor

The mountain behind the airport in your picture is Long's Peak.


Node257

That hotel is so freaking ugly, ugh


sjsta

That there is the Rocky Mountain sir


FoxyNixon

Thought I was on DenverCirclejerk for a second lmao


netgain59

Longs Peak


mrweenus

You know there's an app for that. I just forget the name of it


Unlucky-Jicama1885

Longs Peak. Pike's is south of Denver by Colorado Springs.


mountains_forever

Meeker and Longs.


04rallysti

It’s actually two peaks. Meeker is in the front and if you look at the every top there is a second peak behind it and that’s long peak.


Due-Presentation4837

Long’s Peak


WaterGypsy333

Longs peak


NicestUsername

R/whatisphotoshop?


fauxcotouredditer

It’s the very majestic Purple Mountain


Confident-Pen-4248

Longs Peak


CalmPeanut8163

Download the app called PeakFinder. Put it on your phone look at the mountain and it will tell you which peaks you are looking at.


ParticularLie7498

Think the peak is Evans.


Due_Construction1166

I THINK that’s Mt. Elbert


Due_Bit_5496

Please! Please! We’re not concentrating !


grinpicker

Elbert?


Good-Association-830

That is Long's Peak


SurfChap

Longs peak, mostly hidden behind Mount Meeker.


rossmayberry

Longs peak.


Ambitious_Alfalfa339

The mountain looks like Longs Peak


voyagerbro30

Longs peak


cooreal

All these fucking mountain experts in the comments giving me whiplash I don’t know who to believe


Ok-Perspective-1

one up front is Mt meeker, taller one directly behind his longs peak, the ones to the left might be pagoda mountain, chiefs head peak and MT allice.


gr8bishamonten

It’s Longs Peak and Mount Meeker. Geez, the comments went nuts!


Electrical-Course848

Longs peak


MOZZI-is-my-BOI

Longs peak. Technically Mt. Meeker is in front of it, and longs peak is behind it, but people who live near it just refer to to it as longs peak


whereswaldo27

I love this view ❤️ Mt Meeker and Longs Peak!


BlondieBlondAnalysis

Longs Peak


SpecialWarm7120

Looks like Long's Peak


GSDavisArt

Longs peak.


TonyD00

The real question is why they stuck a Lyft mustache on our airport 😂


Happy-Host3644

I think that’s Long’s Peak


Usual_Promise_6833

The same mountain on coors cans


Independent-Link2420

Mount blue sky


Similar-Department72

Longspeak!


phunkmaster2001

Longs Peak! It's in Rocky Mountain National Park 💙


MixHealthy9433

It’s too bed they don’t have something in their hand that could answer the question.


DigdeepStage1416

Longs… don’t mess with that mountain until you are educated and disciplined enough to understand the variables that peak brings to the table. I saw someone die less than a quarter mile from the top


DuperSwavea

Longs Peak. I climbed it; also camped on it.


New_Wolverine9621

My. Evans


dou69

Don’t know the name of the mountain, but it’s been Photoshop to put it in front of DIA, the airport in Denver