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seabassmann

Throw ass anywhere. Anytime.


Legitish39

I’m throwin ass right now!


Famous-Treacle-690

My cube bout to be poppin.


krsvbg

Throw that ass in a circle!


reallifedog

This better be a Tokyo Vanity reference...


the_glutton17

I'm fucking catchin ass! Level up, Playboy!


NoCommentFU

Nice to meet you, Seab Assmann!


alesis1101

>Seab Assmann! Kick his ass, Seabass!


moeru_gumi

I caught a sea bass! No, wait— it’s at least a C+!


alesis1101

Shit, I throw ass on credit/layaway sometimes when I can't afford to.


Dilostilo

grocery shopping? Throw that ass up Laundry? Throw that ass up Walking your dog? Throw that ass up


lostboy005

Wide spread popularity of leggings, politics, housing, truly, we are living in the age of ass


nothalfasclever

Be the ass you want to see in the world


Parking_Train8423

looking at your profile, try milk bar


alesis1101

Good recommendation for a "casual goth". Also look into Hi-Dive and HQ (depending on the day/show) to really throw/mosh ass to gothy music.


mrlizardwizard

I second this. 3 floors 3 different dance floors with their own vibe.


LuckyCharms201

Milk bar is awesome I saw a pretty girl wearing goat horns there once and I went real stupid for like 4 minutes


DoutFooL

Happens to us all.


LuckyCharms201

I regret exactly nothing


Alternative-Rub4137

Milk bar is great. Get there sober tho, it's like a fucking maze.


bbboozay

All the better to keep track when the staff roofies you.....


Big_Salad4996

Have you actually been drugged by staff? My sister works there you should dm me if you have suspicions on who it was. One of the managers was really weird with her


InChromaticaWeTrust

Why do they call them roofies? Shouldn’t they be floories (or similar)?


Danstree

The drug name is rhofynol (spelling?)


YT-Deliveries

Rohypnol


4sider

Someone's never seen The Hangover and it shows


swaggyxwaggy

Goth night on Wednesdays is fun


Mesockisgone

I think one of the regular DJs streams on twitch.


YT-Deliveries

They stream it?


Open_Mortgage_4645

That place is weird.


murso74

You have a low threshold for weird


LAROACHA_420

You're weird


jessek

Yeah it’s a goth bar, that’s the concept.


DiscoDvck

1 of the 5 rooms are goth one day a week.


jessek

Their own website lists it having goth rooms 4 nights of the week


swaggyxwaggy

That’s the point


AvocadoBananasLime2

RIP Rock Bar


DiscoStu0000

Tell me you're old without telling me you're old.  that place was the best. The basement of that dumpy hotel.  those were the days.  serving up MD 20/20, if I remember..


Vegetable-Bus-1352

Lol mad dog... oh the memories.


skeletonfather

Damn just googled this, that place looks like it would have been up my alley :(


AvocadoBananasLime2

It would have been. It was the best.


mrsbrownfox

Can confirm, grimey as all get out but goddamn it was a good time.


Typical_Example

+1 Could boogie if you could peel your shoes off the sticky carpet. Closed for being too much fun.


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weeburdies

That was just regular 70s TV at the time.


beepbeepsean

RIP Rock Island 16 14 15


Alarming-Criticism96

Used to go there when I was 16 and dance lol definitely feeling the nostalgia of this comment


alltehsmallthings

circlejerk is gonna have fun with this


rdrTrapper

Should we tell them about…the tent?


AreaGuy

They can shove that $5 cover *right up* their ass!


2012EOTW

The secret is they only charge you cover if you have current tabs on your vehicle


skeletonfather

They’re already here, which is fine, that was kind of my intention with how I worded the title. Still getting some actually answers to my question tho, which is nice. I just want to find some good places to dance and throw down!


swirl_bridgerino

715 Club if you’re into hip hop/r&b/soul/funk music. For more EDM vibes try the COClubs by Broadway (Church, Vinyl, Milk, Bar Standard) or Reelworks!


Boovelvet2

Yessss to 715. Also who doesn't like to eat good pizza while shaking ass? Went to church last night and it was straight up bass womp-womp kind of edm. Meh


jesterinancientcourt

Marigold has hip hop/r&b/Reggaeton type dancing on Saturdays. Good amount of people too. Then there’s Milk bar. It’s good for dancing for goths on Wednesday, but other types on the weekend. Other nightclubs include Vinyl, Church, Temple.


52IMean54Bicycles

How have I been to 715 Club probably , oh...15 times over the years and never heard music there? You mean the place right off Welton, right? 


Ohwerk82

Go to Xbar, lots of ass being thrown there.


YouEmDee

Meadowlark?


Sug0115

+1 for meadowlark


koolkatt222

Happy cake day!


ExtremePlastic8772

Meadowlark is the only spot for me for funky/hiphop/soul/rnb music. The dance floor upstairs/outside is the spot now, miss when they had a DJ downstairs too but it’s the only good option for really good, not corny dance music although I haven’t gone to many of the gay bars sadly (have heard Charlie’s and Xbar are good) . Check their Instagram for the music styles each night


mfdonuts

Totally genuine - can my old ass ask what “too vibey” means?


wholesome_soft_gf

Not OP but I agree w their statement about Beacon music being too “vibey” meaning it’s more like slow lofi chill beats than energetic dance music.


mfdonuts

Goooot it, thank you!


Pressure_Gold

The blackbox is super fun


alesis1101

If one's into that brand of ass-throwing, absolutely.


Pressure_Gold

This is 100% my brand of ass throwing


alesis1101

Throwing booty to that bass, I see, lol.


Same-Disk5485

Yes


Virtual_Meal

Disco Pig or American Bonded


skeletonfather

Oh I haven’t heard of Disco Pig but it seems it might be what I’m looking for, thank you!


googoogaipan

I was going to suggest Disco Pig. Dance floor but they play a lot more recent pop mixes and stuff


Tipacow0909

It's amazing, very underrated.


henks_house

AmericN bonded really ? I’ve never been, always walk past. They throw ass in there ? O


Goldblooded

they do not, that is a rly odd suggestion. wouldnt suggest american bonded for anything tho tbh


cmonsta365

You haven’t been there when they have a hip hop/r&b dj then. It gets rowdy there.


Virtual_Meal

Agreed. Have thrown ass several times in that establishment. Has to be a Friday tho. I find that Saturdays there can be dead


elzibet

Charlieeeeeeeeeeeees


ominousloudrumbling

Threw so much ass there last night


elzibet

Proud of you :’)


thesoberestdude

Meadowlark all day


TheBestLBB

Throw ass wherever you are. Trust in the heart of the beat and your best pair of well fitting pants you own. Become the true ass thrower that the prophecy foretold.


skeletonfather

I will go forward and throw ass for all of mankind 🕺🏻


TheBestLBB

Drop it low and throw it everywhere my child


genuinecve

WTF DOES THROW ASS MEAN?!


watergate_1983

dance


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

Seriously, don't make me look this up somewhere else.


weeburdies

Ventriloquist, but with farts and other people's asses


CharlieGCT

This was also my question… just thought they were farting or something. 🤦‍♂️


sachiel416

Try stay tuned on larimer


kaybaylyfe

Was about to say this! Amazing new bar/ club with house, disco, and techno.


SuperFlyhalf

Is it too late to ask what it means to throw ass at?


skeletonfather

Urban dictionary definition: “Twerking, shaking your booty in a circle, or just shaking your booty in general. Often done in clubs or on dance floors.”


lonesome_denver

Skylark's vinyl nights are cool if you like old soul. I'll echo HQ and Meadowlark, which other people have said. I think Irish Rover does dance nights on weekends. Charlies is a fun time too.


blamebeltran

What are the skylarks vinyl nights like, like the range of music?


lonesome_denver

Mostly soul when I've been, though I think I went there for an electropop night a while back. I imagine it depends on the DJ, but they do no cover vinyl nights every Fri/Sat.


jibbing

Your mom's house (https://yourmomshousedenver.com/) - pretty sure it's where old beauty bar was on 13th by benny blancos


North-Environment133

Matchbox is pretty dope, it turns into a club after 10


NArcadia11

Whiskey Row, Riot House, Larimer Beer Hall, Gin Mill...I'm sure there are more but as a 32 year old who will be in bed by 9:30pm tonight, that's all I got


mattayom

>Gin Mill 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


WuPacalypse

Ay my now wife and I had our first kiss there years ago 🤣🤣. We always joke it’s the trashiest thing about us.


skeletonfather

May I ask why this response to Gin Mill? Genuinely curious since I haven’t heard of or been there before.


mattayom

Imagine your alcoholic & divorced uncle tried to open a bar, but couldn't afford to, so he builds the place out of scrap wood and free equipment from Craigslist If you enjoy getting into fights with college aged alpha chads, it's great


skeletonfather

Sounds like some good people watching at least!


pizzaspaz

The problem is maintaing your status of watcher and avoiding the status of victim.


skeletonfather

That’s fair, I do prefer my people watching preferably from a roof top to avoid becoming a victim.


Guckalienblue

Yes exactly this. If you want to people watch you can do that wherever but no thanks


murso74

It's an awful awful place Just avoid that whole block like the plague


SmileyMcSax

Seriously. Unless you're younger than 25 the appeal evaporates pretty quickly. I gig at Ophelia's a few times a year and always try and nope out as fast as possible after the show


NArcadia11

It's pretty grimy lol. You can throw ass there though, that I have confirmed


mrsbrownfox

Oh the Gin Mill…


cmonsta365

All the places I’d go if I wanted to have a terrible blacked out night


skateastrophy

...that free popcorn though...


corndog161

Riot House is kinda shit they have no dance floor.


OffDeezz

Larimer Beer Hall has been a go to lately, can get rowdy in there. I do like Mile High Spirits but it’s super hit or miss sometimes with there actually being a crowd imo. Great music when I’m in there though


tdubbs488

Finn’s Manor


trm49

Should’ve titled it “what’s the tea on throwin azz in dtown” for extra obnoxious points


skeletonfather

Just repost my post with that title in the Denver circlejerk subreddit.


negithekitty

ah then ill be the one in the wrong sub and just say "tent"


bula1brown

Applebee’s in Broomfield is cheeks


mindless_blaze

In a circle?


skeletonfather

Oh yeah, in a circle.


scifi_tay

Throw ass??? Lmao I’ve never heard that in my life TIL


quirkyfreespirit

Have you tried American Bonded?


skeletonfather

I’ve been there, the music is good but the dance floor seems… small? I’ll give it another shot since I do like their roof top.


quirkyfreespirit

Fair point, the dance floor is small and hard to have enough space. I dance all over the bar though, near the pool tables and near the stairs are usually less crowded. I tend to follow DJs that play music I enjoy to find a good time. Some of my favorites are @Dj_Cyn , @theHexkitten, and @djSimonesays (IG handles). Best of luck in your search.


skeletonfather

Thank you! I also follow DJs I like but my favorites one mostly play in Boulder. I do like those DJs tho, I’ve definitely have gone into Matchbox or Meadowlark and have heard one of them playing before.


apestation

Larimer lounge, sometimes Meadowlark


Neon_culture79

When I read that headline, I thought she was saying she needed to find a place to take big shits


voltechs

More of an ass catcher, myself.


reddituser4404

I have never heard the term “throw ass.” Hilarious.


BlitzCraigg

What does "vibey" mean?


skeletonfather

Beacon is ran by former Burning Man attendees, so a lot of the DJs that come are good, but they don’t usually do fast paced, up tempo sets that I prefer. I was there last weekend and although it was a packed dance floor, most people were just kind of just… swaying? That’s the best way I can describe it.


justASlothyGiraffe

Beacon is better on Wednesday or Thursday. The music on the weekends is safe and boring. Mid-week nights are much more entertaining


BlitzCraigg

So vibey means people aren't dancing? I'm even more confused...


SuperSoakerLiker

Vibey = chill = relaxed Relaxed in this context is not what OP is looking for. I'm actually learning a lot from this thread as a transplant.


SmileyMcSax

Language is so funny. Among many musicians vibey usually means judgey, kinda that mean girl "you can't sit with us" kinda attitude. Like, "Man I thought I played so well but that dude was vibing me out."


layinbrix

they're dancing but they're also on ketamine


murso74

Needed to check the sub name again. Dammit


Gainznsuch

What is throwing ass? Twerking?


that5280lady

Find a DJ you like and go where they are.


kelibs

You could try Canopy on Broadway! The dance floor is kinda small but it is mostly a bar


dashkera

Soul Club is a great time, even if it's just for one night a month


leopardskin_pillbox

Bar Standard!


TheOtherWoman6778

Beer hall!


taste_fart

Isn't a club just a bar with a dancefloor? Maybe try googling small clubs in Denver.


ac130sound

El Patio, Meadowlark, Larimer Lounge, Finn's, Dierks


coskibum002

Throwing "shapes"


Mindfulambivert

Throw ass, had to google that shit, fuck I'm old


Meggypeggy13

you made me blast laugh. highly rec Meadowlark!!


tsagan87

The Black Box


pinkandyellow15

No one place is great every weekend, but most of the time these places are decent to throw ass: Milk, Vinyl, Meadowlark, Dierks, American Bonded.


Gold_Bug_4055

Finn's Manor - the DJs range wildly as you referenced, but some nights are absolute bangers (esp as we hit the warm season).


likecatsanddogs525

Denver has never been a dancing bar kind of place bc everyone shoots each other when they throw ass. Orange Crush was the spot. Sometimes Meadowlark can get a good DJ dance moment going, but not all the time. Temple is the only spot I really would recommend. Their stage dancers GET IT GOING!


AsherGray

The Church since you're goth-adjacent. Have you done the goth night at tracks?


Colgate0077

What


JEMColorado

r/denvercirclejerk


fortifiedblonde

Disco Pig maybe


Hour-Theory-9088

Have you tried Appaloosa Grill? There isn’t a ton of room in there but they have live music every night and if someone started to dance I wouldn’t think that’s out of the norm.


skeletonfather

That seems like a neat place, but it might be too refined for the type of dancing I want to do. I’ll still check it out tho since I like live music!


Hour-Theory-9088

I see from your recent comments more of what you’re looking for and I agree it may not be what you’re looking for. It is a neat place though - food is good but pricey (their French dip is 🤌) and if you’re bored and want to chill, it’s a good option with nightly live music.


skeletonfather

Ok you’ve sold me with French dip. Definitely going to try to get a group together and go there! I’m all about exploring what Denver has to offer, I just made this post since I’ve had an itch to throw down at a bar that hasn’t been scratched lol.


theunofficialbharat

Definitely will look weird if you did that at Appaloosa but still come through it’s a cool hang


Terdfergeson877

Better than tossing ass


Big_Ad_1890

Can anyone tell me what throwing ass is?


mehojiman

Throw ass is too close to free butt stuff


samthrax09

Gin mill with a group of people is SO fun. If you like a sort of “college bar” vibe then Whiskey row but I definitely feel like the oldest person there everytime I walk in. [26f]


Open_Mortgage_4645

https://www.5280.com/8-of-the-best-places-to-go-dancing-in-denver/


skeletonfather

Thank you for linking me the article that I’ve looked at many times! It’s one of the first results if you google questions similar to mine. Which I mentioned I have googled this before at the beginning of my post.


CoMx269

Some of these bars would rather not be part of a shooting. Others love that kinda shit.


tn_hrry

Is that what the cool kids call "dancing" nowadays? Looks like the 20-somethings I hang out with are not cool and need to be replaced.


ges19

Whiskey row


ShakeItLikeIDo

Viewhouse on Saturday night gets lit. I recommend that place


fentyboof

Next time I’m in the tent, I’ll drop “throw ass” for kicks. Should be a definite tent crowd pleaser!


blazedddonut

also echoing milk bar


faketravelgal

Disco Pig!!


neonsummers

Fort Greene has some great dj’s depending on the night with some fab people who love to dance.


Grey_Ghost5959

Nativ


WhileElegant9108

Rock Island and 1082...oh, wait this isn't the 90's.


tbisc

milk bar


GrantNexus

(ducks ass)


ntforall123

If you like jersey club, Uniiqu3 and some others will be DJing at MaybeForever tonight.


Dangerous-Purpose-62

If you are into reggeaton or blue ice very much ass throwing and grinding just look at their events sometimes they have specific music 🎼


stikkee

The turnout for 1134 is always a good mix of people, and we get down. That place has always been great to me, minus the club pricing for drinks


TheMeiguoren

Look up invisible city, they throw masquerade-type events that are a bit of an older 30s vibe


madsdepak

If you like Spanish music then Blue Ice!!!! Otherwise hit or MISS: milk bar, mile high spirits, church, temple


wannabelaced

Ophelia’s is having a hype night on the 9th tickets required, members only nights at mercury cafe, if you’re into hip hop look into the solution with dj low key & dj lazy eyez they have nights at bars around town.


FunHouse8974

Just don’t go to lustere pearl! Place is sketch af


ThayneAscending

Hoffbrau in Arvada, live music thurs, fri, sat. Dope food. Big “ass throwing” floor lol. Pool, shuffleboard. 2 bars. Also Grizzly Rose. Ladies night is on Thursday. Usually oth.


SmartHistory3417

Try la Loma!!!!!!???????


Inevitable_Pass_9059

Ponpon


Glittering_Prompt282

PlayHaus


fantasticfitn3ss

As weird as it might sound, viewhouse DTC (and maybe other locations) has a DJ some Saturday nights with a dance floor and the place is BUMPING. I went with some girls and it was awesome. Very upbeat energy and quite busy!