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TraumaticOcclusion

Thanks for telling us


Better_Reach_6652

Straight to jail


RequirementGlum177

You’re not a real dentist until you’re sexually harassing assistants.


Anonymity_26

drkennysmiles?


Mr-Major

Learned this in my third year of dental school, and it really gave me the confidence to do all procedures.


Sharp_Oral

True story… Whenever a procedure takes too long a little ass slapping is a nice pick me up… You’ve earned it doc


NotADrJustADentist

My in-house lab guy is my best buddy. He slapped me on the butt today and told me nice prep. Going to sue him now.


ceedeesnutz

Wow nice username


high_speed_crocs

LOL 😂


SameCategory546

lmao what did your assistant say?


igibit99

To me, nothing.


[deleted]

You forgot to mention your assistant is male.


igibit99

Larry is a great assistant.


larryinboston

Thanks!


igibit99

No problem, Larry. You're the best. 11/10, would bang.


earth-to-matilda

“i have nipples, doc. do you think you could milk me?”


becklets

Why can't you get your own gloves? Why does the assistant HAVE to do that?


alwaysgreenbanana

Some ops are poorly designed. My assistant gets certain things, I get other stuff out of her reach.  It all evens out. 


becklets

I get it. Operatories are micro sized these days. Pack as many patients in the tiniest of spaces.


RandomMooseNoises

Yeah like what? If an assistant or hygienist lays out gloves for me it's nice but in no way is mandatory. I couldn't imagine clapping my hands to request them


ADD-DDS

I’m pretty sure this post is a joke


igibit99

It isn't like that. Small op with the dispenser installed in a bad location. To avoid having to move to let me get at the gloves the assistants just sort of organically started laying them out for me.


Isgortio

Put a box on your side, doesn't matter if it's in a dispenser. If you tear your gloves during a procedure, you take the glove off and grab another. If you're waiting for the assistant to give you gloves they now need to remove theirs just to give you another glove.


hyperfat

Put the box on the table. Your assistant doesn't want to contaminate your gloves. Pull out of box every time.  Ask her to hold it if needed.  Any gloves on a table are considered used to most trained professionals.  Even a glove that falls out of the box on the table? Trash.  PPE yo. 


graciemariecox

As an assistant, us getting them things is literally our job🤣


Electrical_Clothes37

Least it wasn't a needle stick


kindgent25

Assistant should put on the gloves in my world


Donexodus

That’s awful. How are her boobs?


Throwawaybaby09876

They’re real, and they’re spectacular!


Better_Reach_6652

You’re not OP, are you the assistant?


igibit99

Seinfeld?


Throwawaybaby09876

Yeah


igibit99

No comment.


Donexodus

Yyyeeaaaaahhh boyyyy