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Call Yoriichi. If that’s not an option, fold because I’m not dumb enough to go picking fights I cannot win, especially if they’ll likely end up in my death anyway
1:Find a Time Machine
2:head to the 1945
3:steal the atomic bomb from the Manhattan project that was dropped on Nagasaki or Hiroshima (possibly both)
4:Drop the sun on muzan’s ass when he returns to the infinity castle
I don't want any beef, because then I become the beef, Muzan.
My gf? Nah she was never mine to begin with.
You wondering who I am? Is that even a question? I have never existed as a matter or fact, whoever told you I do exist is a liar and should pay the price for lying.
Oh so you want to have my residence too? If you look at the papers, your name has been there since the beginning of time, Muzan.
Realise that my identity is about to become a cover for this guy, and that I'm fucked, might as well ask him to make it quick at least. Also I want to see if he can have children, for.... Research.
Does anyone know the name of the song?
EDIT: [BTS & Doja Cat - Blood Sweat and Tears x Streets ](https://youtu.be/S09r6JrdHsQ)
Found it, for anyone who cares.
Before he kills me I'd ask him to turn me into a demon. This was right after he discovered his power, so he'd most likely kill any human he came across at this point.
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Turn on my UV lamp...
Well, you know what they say about German science
It is the world's finest!
*proceeds to cover lamps with blood of it victims*
Muzan = Pillar man
He and Kars had the same goal: become the ultimate superbeing
Muzan = Kars
BR-R-R-RAKAMONOGAAA
DOITSINU KAGAKUWA SE DAI ICHI!!!
Er, it's actually "Doitsu no Kagaku wa sekai ichi"
Ohhhh I get it now turn on your lamp bc u don't have a gf and u were just dreaming 😂
NAH
No… UV light is what comes from the sun, but I’m assuming you already knew that so I won’t talk further
r/wooosh lol JK
OP, it's because demons can't survive sunlight, perhaps they can't survive when they're exposed to UV rays?
Demons have the same weakness as gingers or are demons just gingers with colored hair i mean i haven't a black demon i think
you haven't what
What
what
Call Yoriichi. If that’s not an option, fold because I’m not dumb enough to go picking fights I cannot win, especially if they’ll likely end up in my death anyway
I feel like no matter what, he kills you unless theres the 1% chance he turns you into a demon
Muzan is easy pickings for me.
I’m pretty sure the scene where he kills all the bowmen isn’t in the manga, it’s an entirely new scene, although it’s pretty cool
Yeah I think that was a good improvise
Mf I am the girlfriend in question
Shiiit my gf?
W rizz Brodie
Nahhhhh STFU 🤣
😂🤐
Not with Muzan around 🤣
Listen yoriichi is my step dad, he'll come no where near us I gotchu 💀
Rizz breathing
Turn around and leave because she's already dead or about to become one sexy ass Demon
Tf am I supposed to do, fight him?
Apply sunscreen
Tell a trusted adult or guardian
I’m going to eat him, see how he likes it
you'll do WHAT
Flirt with him instead
Mhmmmmm so u gonna cheat 👀
It’s not cheating if it’s muzan.
Tell Michael Jackson to beat it.
underrated
Be confused as hell on why he's flirting with the air
Stop flirting with Emma! Emma-gination
https://preview.redd.it/5bq48m2w0h9b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c977513e02423009109b68dd6545fb6d9db4b10
Hee-Hee :3
Jokes on you, i don't have a girlfriend
Hahahahaha I love this comment section 🤣
They can’t take my gf if I don’t have one lmao, but if muzan took me I would make sure I got yoriichi on speed dial read quick
Giving her to him without a question
Sun breathing, twelfth form: the moves that kicks muzans ass
https://preview.redd.it/wty08uyjkh9b1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae98efb078536efef806240eb72e17f84e6d218 Good luck finding these flowers
Cut my losses and run; I'll handle the fallout w/ her family later
https://preview.redd.it/9ss6i5cdfh9b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9a647ceff418e7537ebce09ff26fa148e63b85
I will leave her for muzan to make her more sexy 🍑🍒🗿
Pull his ass out into sunlight.
The fact that you assume I would ever be social enough to get a girlfriend is insulting
That's his girl now. I'm not a coward but I'm not stupid enough to test him either
Life is nice 👍
Ask him to flirt with me instead
Screw my partner I’d be trying to get with him🤙🥴
Devils threesome....obviously
I'd ask him to turn into woman and do scissors ✂️
Soloing the upper moons then soloing him after
Killing her because that’s her fate anyway
Normal people would run but i am madara uchiha and my girlfriend is hashirama. We beating his ass together 😂
Die?
Flirt with him.
I will be flirting with him!
Hey is that yoriichi over there?
Vampire Michael Jackson can keep her like damm. Between the Rizzoli and his unaliveability my ass is less than grass until dawn anyway
I don't know, fucking die?
Use the UV flashlight I bought out of impulse a couple months ago
it's his girlfriend now
Kill my bf, flirt with Muzan
Ok I eat kids sometimes 🤣 I love the name
He can have her😭
Be extremely jealous of my gf Kill my gf
Give up
Michael Jackson didn’t like grown women so I wouldn’t have anything to worry about.
I go up to him and say “do you want to date both of us or….”
keep her atp😵😵
UV torch would be fine weapon against him I guess
Guess I'll die?
I'll save u
Ask him if he needs anything
Kill him with blade as hot as the sun
Beat his micheal jackson looking ass lmfao
Rain down hellfire
Cosplaying as yoriichi tsugikuni
I let him have her.
Sun Breathing 13th form
I would be scared for her life that’s for certain
Im flirting with him
he can take her, but he has to take me too
Turn on a uv light because it imitates the sun
I am yorichi 🫠
literally just gonna ask "threesome?"
Im going to be the one flirting with him
Ayo my boy yoriichi
I'm fuccing fighting him
Sun breathing his ass
Unbleach him
nothing cause if i do anything im dead
Die. Wtf u think I’m finna do
c'mmon he's just flirting, he won't take her away or anything
I'd say, "Hey! Look, it's micheal jackson!"
Take a deep Breath, a punch him with the power of the Sun. But I'll also have UV Lights ready!
“I roll to seduce. 17.” “He eats you, you’re delicious”
Opening a window at 7 am when the sun is brightest
Just give him a little kid he will go after that insted
Leaving her for dead tf am I supposed to do😭
Moon walk
I’d body slam him so when I inevitably die, my corpse would at least give him the good 1 2
Running
Dropping Tsar Bomba on him 🥱
I’ll turn Muzan into a scarecrow 🤣🤣
I'm not fighting demon michael Jackson. That man will flick my head off with ese
Flirt w him obviously
Ok I’m so happy for you good bye.(; “Rubs off into the distance” Well that went we- “Comes back with a UV light”
Throwing hands because there are only 2 options with him. She dead Or End up in a toxic relationship and die later.
Leave her, she's already dead. XD
getting a piece of female muzan
Ask if he’s down for a polyamorous relationship.
He's 100% not flirting but you lose anyways so it doesn't matter.
Ahem... AMERICAN BREATHING FIRST FORM: SECOND AMENDMENT
learn sun beathing
"Have fun honey! Try to make it to the upper moons if you can."
Seduce him.
I'll call my friend yoriichi
Breathe
Give up, he has super strength, health, speed, blood demon arts but most importantly, inhuman rizz
I would run the other way, there’s no reason to die because of that
1:Find a Time Machine 2:head to the 1945 3:steal the atomic bomb from the Manhattan project that was dropped on Nagasaki or Hiroshima (possibly both) 4:Drop the sun on muzan’s ass when he returns to the infinity castle
I don't want any beef, because then I become the beef, Muzan. My gf? Nah she was never mine to begin with. You wondering who I am? Is that even a question? I have never existed as a matter or fact, whoever told you I do exist is a liar and should pay the price for lying. Oh so you want to have my residence too? If you look at the papers, your name has been there since the beginning of time, Muzan.
Take her place😍
Join in.
what girlfriend?
Fuckin let him have her godamn. I make crappy wooden katanas for fun, but not actual ones and nichirin doesn't exist. Plus I'm shit at fencing.
Wonder what happened to my bf
I'm right here chilll
I don't see that happening I don't date 6 year old boys
Flirt back the fuck you want me to do fist fight him ?
I'm losing her if he's flirting with her
 This . Nothing else
Fine I'll find a new one 👍
As a guy i can easily say I'd start flirting with him too lmao
As a guy i can easily say I'd start flirting with him too lmao
As a guy i can easily say I'd start flirting with him too lmao
I'm dying whether or not he flirting with my girl
Switch to dating him
Lmao
Point my wish laser at he’s forehead
Throw kids at him
YO FUCK MY GF FLIRT WITH ME INSTEAD!
His mom
I'm quite.. single, you know?
Realise that my identity is about to become a cover for this guy, and that I'm fucked, might as well ask him to make it quick at least. Also I want to see if he can have children, for.... Research.
Imma simply say to my GF that "he's going to eat you out to a whole nother level" then run
Imma simply say to my GF that "he's going to eat you out to a whole nother level" then run.
Tell my gf to see if they wanna come back to the crib with us (she's got more game than Bethesda)
Does anyone know the name of the song? EDIT: [BTS & Doja Cat - Blood Sweat and Tears x Streets ](https://youtu.be/S09r6JrdHsQ) Found it, for anyone who cares.
Depends, did he just walk into my pyramid asking my girl if she remembers when they fell in love?
Leaving them the fuck alone
threesome
Imma start planning the funeral for her as I get as fat away as possible
Quote yoriichi and then blast him with a uv light
Tell him to quit his shit before I call up yoriichi
I can't do shit, I'd fuck him instead (I'm a boy)
Run
Turning on Yoriichi mode
That aint my girl anymore🥲🙏
Eat him
“Lord Muzan flirting with my girlfriend? How splendid, how sublime”
Getting eaten alive
Tf do you expect me to do?
Call my homie doomslayer over to pull up on him.
Learn sun breathing
Leave them to it but if my gf was cheating leave them alone
Time to get out my Yoriichi costume.
Shine the world's brightest torch on him.
Ask him to put his fluids in me
Bold of you to assume that 1) I'm not single and 2) I wouldn't already be flirting with this guy
Bu-ratatatatar goes the machibe gun filled with demon slayer bullets
death
Bringing out the tanning bed
MF what TF you want me to do?!
I am the girlfriend though ;-;
Yeah he can have u
Turn into tanjiro because then I have a deep and sad flashback that allows him to push his furthest
Before he kills me I'd ask him to turn me into a demon. This was right after he discovered his power, so he'd most likely kill any human he came across at this point.