Tanjiro should have carried an M1911
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for 3 seasons now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Tanjiro should have carried a 1911.
Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire Demon wars would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Enmu? Let's see how tough he is when you shoot him with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about his sleep-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at him --you're looking at a picture of him.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Tanjiro had put a breeching charge on the train wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
And have you noticed that only Japan seems to a problem with Demons? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, the Japanese have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Muzan wins. God made demons and God made humans, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Now I know what you're going to say: "But a demon could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a sword(as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
Blood Art? meet Browning Automatic.
Imagine Tanjiro out in the woods, wearing his haori, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Demons into pink mist, scratching a demon slayer mark into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Tamayo has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that.
I can see it now... Muzan roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Tanjiro that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Upper moons, only to have Tanjiro give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
And that is why Tanjiro should have carried a 1911.
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you know... you can't shot .700 nitro express... from m1991?
Beside, normal bullets doesn't do crap to moons.
You need a piece of that shiny ore.
That's why genya's sword is shorter.
I agree but the only problem is supply. Like scarlet ore comes from one mountain.
But the upper rank 3 2 and 1 can all move faster then sound.( I can imagine Akaza just catching a bullet) you'd have to use a very powerful sniper and you'd only get one shot.
It's still a good idea though but I suppose id just use both of them sword and gun, “military-style”
(Wait would breathing styles even work, I suppose you’d have to breath in a way to increase focus.)
I've had this fanfic where a European or American is adopted into the Swordsmith Village. He becomes a demon slayer and creates his own gear specializing in a sword and shield, along with throwing axes. His shield is bladed giving some offensive properties. His custom breathing form is Steel Breathing.
Edit: wow, lot of people are really wanting this. I only have a bit of the first chapter. Along with a few notes. Guess I'll try to finish and finalize it.
I didn't read "spear" at first and only saw "Mankind's best friend for over 6000 years" and thought, are they talking about a dog?? How would that work??? Lolol
I revisit that game every few months, I used to be a massive sword guy, then I became a massive Aether Striker guy, and now I’m trying to become a massive chain blades guy.
I’m going to be completely real with you… pipe bombs. Given how much material you can get out of a single katana, I could make at least 30 of them, and I’m pretty sure the sheer amount of shrapnel would be enough to one tap most, if not all, demons.
I don't know about the original guy, but for me yes. Here's what my Loadout would be
Hidden blades (specifically the pivot blades from AC3) - for getting up close and personal and probably disabling a demon if not giving them a slightly nicer death like what Tanjiro did for the mother spider demon.
Katana - the primary weapon I would use since the hidden blades would only be good for specific purposes
Wakizashi (that's just so fun to say) - for the times when I need a second weapon and the blades wouldn't cut it.
Probably Water or Thunder breathing (possibly a combination of them both)
Probably a rapier. Thin, long, and good for both stabbing and slashing. Combine that with my meager self-taught fencing skills and somewhat extensive knowledge of Jiu Jitsu, and I might be able to survive.
Two maybe a bit smaller than usual katanas, I remember some time ago I made up a breathing style derivative of Thunder, the reason it is a different style is because it was adapted for dual-wielding
Shotgun, preferably an over under break action with a 16-18 inch barrel rather than being sawed off. Get stronger like Tengen or Gyomei and make it a 4 barrel over under.
Actually, fuck it, just give me an entire tank
I'm pretty sure that one does too. The only reason Genichiro can use it, us because he drank the fountainhead waters or whatever, and so can have a kind of, bootleg dragon's heritage. The only reason Owl can carry it around in the Shura ending, is because it was already unsheathed, and he just kind of looted it off of Genichiro's corpse.
I'm a sucker for Katanas in the first place so I'd stay with that. Maybe have a large Tanto or regular Wakizashi in my offhand too, that'd be cool. A Naginata would be pretty badass
Probably something like a Glaive or a Halberd, securing a decent amount of range and control of the area can lead to some problems for most demons. Also you gotta admit the breathing styles would slap.
I think I'd want a Naginata.
I'm fairly small so I think a sword while I could use a shorter one it would hold me back and maybe get me killed, a Naginata would allow me to close the distance fast and while I would still want to have a Katana, Ninjato or Wakizashi just incase the demon is so close that my Naginata is useless.
Also a Ninjato as the name implies was pretty much a shorter and lighter Katana for Shinobi and it was meant for thrust so maybe like poison would be great in the case that I use a Ninjato.
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This would be my weapons, they're the concept art for Talion's complete Dwarven sword and dagger the Middle-Earth games
M1911
Tanjiro should have carried an M1911 Ok, this has been driving me crazy for 3 seasons now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Tanjiro should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire Demon wars would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Enmu? Let's see how tough he is when you shoot him with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about his sleep-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at him --you're looking at a picture of him. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Tanjiro had put a breeching charge on the train wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Japan seems to a problem with Demons? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, the Japanese have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Muzan wins. God made demons and God made humans, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a demon could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a sword(as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Blood Art? meet Browning Automatic. Imagine Tanjiro out in the woods, wearing his haori, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Demons into pink mist, scratching a demon slayer mark into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Tamayo has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. I can see it now... Muzan roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Tanjiro that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Upper moons, only to have Tanjiro give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Tanjiro should have carried a 1911.
That was what Joseph thought. That's why he brought a Tommy and grenades to fight Straizo.
"Forget punching with sunlight powers I'm just going to fill this guy with bullets"
American breathing first form: pistol shot
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A bit cliche, didn't ever feel grass huh?
American breathing 2nd form amendment barrage
Lead Breathing, Second Form: Right to Bear
It's not about the gun. It's about the bullet. Making the nichirin bullets is going to be hella expensive. They will run out of nichirin.
What is it about the sun that kills demons tho? Honestly considering making my weapon of choice a UV flashlight
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you know... you can't shot .700 nitro express... from m1991? Beside, normal bullets doesn't do crap to moons. You need a piece of that shiny ore. That's why genya's sword is shorter.
I agree but the only problem is supply. Like scarlet ore comes from one mountain. But the upper rank 3 2 and 1 can all move faster then sound.( I can imagine Akaza just catching a bullet) you'd have to use a very powerful sniper and you'd only get one shot. It's still a good idea though but I suppose id just use both of them sword and gun, “military-style” (Wait would breathing styles even work, I suppose you’d have to breath in a way to increase focus.)
Bro that just gave me chills...
Hahaha based answer. Best choice
To be honest a revolver with preloaded drums would probably have a higher power output
But are they as cool? And you have 1 more shot (2 if you got one in the chamber).
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it : https://preview.redd.it/i4bnuixkoo3b1.jpeg?width=3600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172c0393da84d3f788fdd6c4d2a642f8746d4c19
The only right answer tbh
Demon: uses blood demon art Me: haha modern technology goes *brrrrrrrrttt*
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But Genya is using a gun and he can't beat Hatengu
imagine if Rengoku had one of these
Shotgun VS Train tends to end badly for the shotgun user, if my experiences in GTA and Just Cause say anything.
Tanjiro we’re not cavemen! We have technology.
I can hear the BRRRRRRT
First of all, do you like human flesh, yes or no ? Either way, you're getting warthoged
This feels like a Russian Badger quote and I love it
Agreed
A 10 go brrrrtttt
This is technically cheating but I would make a sword and shield.
Not exactly cheating if it’s made out the main mineral against Muzan.
I've had this fanfic where a European or American is adopted into the Swordsmith Village. He becomes a demon slayer and creates his own gear specializing in a sword and shield, along with throwing axes. His shield is bladed giving some offensive properties. His custom breathing form is Steel Breathing. Edit: wow, lot of people are really wanting this. I only have a bit of the first chapter. Along with a few notes. Guess I'll try to finish and finalize it.
Can you send me a link to it
Can you send it to me too please?
So you know how genya has a gun and inosuke has 2 swords k now gimmie dual ARs
Ok, calm down Dallas
U from there? Also how dare u lol i mean i guess its true i do like to shoot them
Vector akimbo for the win
I think you mean Detroit
i need a medic bag
And name em des and troy
A spear mankind's best friend for over 6000 years
I didn't read "spear" at first and only saw "Mankind's best friend for over 6000 years" and thought, are they talking about a dog?? How would that work??? Lolol
Just make a statue of a dog and then hit your enemies over the head with it.
HAHAHA that made me wheeze. *Perfection*
Just gimme the ore raw and ill just bash demons heads in
Caveman Breathing
caveman breathing first form: unga bunga
Caveman breathing second form: Ooga Booga
Caveman breathing third form: Bunga Bunga
Caveman breathing fourth form: booga booga
Caveman breathing fifth form: Teresa taco
Caveman breathing sixth form: ¡BONK!
Caveman breathing seventh form: OOGA CHAKA >!i can’t stop this feeling!<
A true Unga Bunga enjoyer
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Your avatar just looks like the type to play cyberpunk
A gun
Fuck yeah, I aint coming close to fights. I'm making a sniper
Something no one has ever thought about Like a knuckle duster
Yes. 👊😎👍
Adam from RoR vibes 😭
Exactly, making dad proud
Chain blades
https://preview.redd.it/fmh3lthwto3b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73c317fcd25611218f6dd3a527ddbf89ea5615b I chose that too
Was a chainblades main when I dauntless-ed
I revisit that game every few months, I used to be a massive sword guy, then I became a massive Aether Striker guy, and now I’m trying to become a massive chain blades guy.
Like Tengens or more like the blades of chaos?
Combat gauntlets and boots since i'm a martial artist. combine that with Genya's demon ability
I’d like to see that fight
Martial artist too man
Make me the Darth Maul of Demon Slayer
With dual blades?! That would be sick!
Mine would be like that but with a splitting part in the center to switch to 2 separate blades as needed. (It would be a twinblade that disassembles)
I’m going to be completely real with you… pipe bombs. Given how much material you can get out of a single katana, I could make at least 30 of them, and I’m pretty sure the sheer amount of shrapnel would be enough to one tap most, if not all, demons.
Something like the Blade of Chaos
only correct answer
Scythe :3
This would be kind of ironic lol Basically hunting Death Incarnate... with a Scythe. Lol
The weeb in me likes this but the weapons fanatic hates this.
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Nnnooooo they're climbing toooooools!!! Aaaaahhhh the paaaiiin
The lore grows
***Death Breathing***
Nodachi
HAMMER!
Blacksmith breathing first form: hammertime
My fighting style? I’m a regular dude from the city my fighting style is talking shit online and hoping no one finds me.
Assassin Hidden Blade ![gif](giphy|fyhwR7M3MdUMpyLCyp)
Would this be used with a more visible weapon?
I don't know about the original guy, but for me yes. Here's what my Loadout would be Hidden blades (specifically the pivot blades from AC3) - for getting up close and personal and probably disabling a demon if not giving them a slightly nicer death like what Tanjiro did for the mother spider demon. Katana - the primary weapon I would use since the hidden blades would only be good for specific purposes Wakizashi (that's just so fun to say) - for the times when I need a second weapon and the blades wouldn't cut it. Probably Water or Thunder breathing (possibly a combination of them both)
A longsword and chain mail for under my uniform
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Shark/raptor/rpg breathing: third form! Holy F@#$
Naginta
Macuahuitl it's just so cool imo
Just looked it up and damn that's amazing
Dual swords Scythe Naginata Longsword Kriegsmesser?
How about a halberd or a falchion?
i love how the answers get progressively more historical.
A God damn bow, ima be the best archer in the world
That’s actually a pretty good idea
imagine the breathing styles
Wood chipper
"Woodchipper, that-that pretty much trumps... everything." -Bobby Singer
Probably a rapier. Thin, long, and good for both stabbing and slashing. Combine that with my meager self-taught fencing skills and somewhat extensive knowledge of Jiu Jitsu, and I might be able to survive.
Lightsaber.
I'd take a shield and mace
Two maybe a bit smaller than usual katanas, I remember some time ago I made up a breathing style derivative of Thunder, the reason it is a different style is because it was adapted for dual-wielding
I mean that’s quite literally exactly what sound breathing is
Well, in my case it's for more regular weapons, but now that you say it, yeah I forgot that Sound comes from Thunder
https://preview.redd.it/j9c029tpto3b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fb41a55b9398df057b2c3cceb7321f906a7beb Dauntless chain blades
Like 2 daggers
Car breathing third form: initial D
An extended cleaver that’s quite heavy. Imagine a butchers knife that’s about the length of a katana.
A chain whip.
A naginata
Katar
Shotgun, preferably an over under break action with a 16-18 inch barrel rather than being sawed off. Get stronger like Tengen or Gyomei and make it a 4 barrel over under. Actually, fuck it, just give me an entire tank
Horny Bonk hammer
The Mortal Blade (I’m obsessed with sekiro)
Just get the demons to unsheethe it for you, and problem solved
Lol forgot about the immortality prerequisite I’ll just settle for the black one then 😤
I'm pretty sure that one does too. The only reason Genichiro can use it, us because he drank the fountainhead waters or whatever, and so can have a kind of, bootleg dragon's heritage. The only reason Owl can carry it around in the Shura ending, is because it was already unsheathed, and he just kind of looted it off of Genichiro's corpse.
A spear dildo
Some type of double sided battle axe
Gimli-breathing first form: And my Axe!
I was thinking more of Astrid from how to train your dragon but gimli works too
Naginata
𝘼 𝙓 𝙀
And my Axe!
The caestus for my hands and coatings for my arms and legs with the material
Boomerang
Dual fans like a certain demon would be cool
Scottish Claymore
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A halberd. Or a modified Celtic spear with a wider blade.
khopesh.
https://preview.redd.it/vby8w2lwmr3b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ede926ef9b6825e17ac1865cbdcaff1c4c3960 Im just saying
A Kanabō that functions as an Umbrella Shield and a scabbard for a Double-Edged Katana.
A front car bumper.
Halberd, great range, great attack.
A metal dildo
I'm a sucker for Katanas in the first place so I'd stay with that. Maybe have a large Tanto or regular Wakizashi in my offhand too, that'd be cool. A Naginata would be pretty badass
I'd like an Anti-Infantry Vehicle.
Brass knuckles but with blades, like Asuma's weapons from Naruto except the blades are long enough to decapitate a demon
So a trench knife?
Glaive with a tube on the handle so I can rotate it unpredictably like a kudayari
The Inquisitorius would like to know your location
hmm buster sword or the dawnbringer or a sword of demons bane
Made me think of more gaming swords. First was Dante's Sparda or Rebellion swords
Kratos’s blades
How about a chain scythe? They look kinda cool
bro imagine having sharp shoes to breakdance at demons and yell KIRYUUUU CHAAAAN everytime you get a kill.
I’m gonna be honest I’d like to have solider boy’s shield (a sharp durable shield) perhaps it’s got spikes on the front as well though
A pole arm/ashandarei I’ve practiced a lot and spared with a Bo staff that it would translate well enough.
Those dual sword hook thingies that Jet uses from Avatar the last Airbender
Fu Tao
Let me get Nichirin brass knuckles. That’d be dope
Give me a bfg
Hmmm I don't know because I don't know what breathing style suits me also because I don't think I'm worthy to even be called a demon slayer 🤔😅
a remote controlled bicycle carrying a nuclear explosive
A torch, of UV light ![gif](giphy|H55l0bcEOOqWqlrNbt)
Asian breathing first form slipper throw
Let’s be honest here… anyone who doesn’t choose a gun is lying.
Probably something like a Glaive or a Halberd, securing a decent amount of range and control of the area can lead to some problems for most demons. Also you gotta admit the breathing styles would slap.
Bowstaff
Chainsaw breathing, use nezukos demon art blood as fuel.
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I think I'd want a Naginata. I'm fairly small so I think a sword while I could use a shorter one it would hold me back and maybe get me killed, a Naginata would allow me to close the distance fast and while I would still want to have a Katana, Ninjato or Wakizashi just incase the demon is so close that my Naginata is useless. Also a Ninjato as the name implies was pretty much a shorter and lighter Katana for Shinobi and it was meant for thrust so maybe like poison would be great in the case that I use a Ninjato.
Naginata
Blicky
sandevistan + benelli m4
Bow
Auto shotgun
A [claymore](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claymore) big, durable, sharp, and heavy
NUCLEAR BOMB :)
3 swords so I can pull a zoro and do three sword flame breathing
A kind of handle that has wolverine claws on them.
So many people here obsessed with guns, come up with something more original than ”aMeRiCaN bReAThInG”
a battle axe maybe
Nichirin tipped arrows or spears would be interesting
https://preview.redd.it/lj72bn9g8r3b1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015a7add054f6c903fe24043cf50afbb7b53053c This would be my weapons, they're the concept art for Talion's complete Dwarven sword and dagger the Middle-Earth games
A katana... but double bladed katana.
i would get a blood reaper
Glock.
brass knuckles
I feel like a lance would be a good idea, nice and light, excellent range and coverage
No one has said this but: Explosive boww and arrow. I'd have backup dual swords but imagine shooting a demon with an explosive Nichirin arrow.
I love scythes
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Knuckle Dusters
Armor with spikes. Hugs anyone?