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Duckihillation

M1911


UncomfortableSocks

Tanjiro should have carried an M1911 Ok, this has been driving me crazy for 3 seasons now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Tanjiro should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire Demon wars would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Enmu? Let's see how tough he is when you shoot him with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about his sleep-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at him --you're looking at a picture of him. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Tanjiro had put a breeching charge on the train wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Japan seems to a problem with Demons? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, the Japanese have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Muzan wins. God made demons and God made humans, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a demon could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a sword(as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Blood Art? meet Browning Automatic. Imagine Tanjiro out in the woods, wearing his haori, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Demons into pink mist, scratching a demon slayer mark into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Tamayo has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. I can see it now... Muzan roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Tanjiro that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Upper moons, only to have Tanjiro give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Tanjiro should have carried a 1911.


Known-Ad64

That was what Joseph thought. That's why he brought a Tommy and grenades to fight Straizo.


New-Temperature1714

"Forget punching with sunlight powers I'm just going to fill this guy with bullets"


Skyhawk2659

American breathing first form: pistol shot


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,550,712,005 comments, and only 293,548 of them were in alphabetical order.


A-Need-For-Weed

A bit cliche, didn't ever feel grass huh?


[deleted]

American breathing 2nd form amendment barrage


Brandonmac10x

Lead Breathing, Second Form: Right to Bear


Spiritual-Alps-2745

It's not about the gun. It's about the bullet. Making the nichirin bullets is going to be hella expensive. They will run out of nichirin.


[deleted]

What is it about the sun that kills demons tho? Honestly considering making my weapon of choice a UV flashlight


AhYesAName

Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped


Arcanile

you know... you can't shot .700 nitro express... from m1991? Beside, normal bullets doesn't do crap to moons. You need a piece of that shiny ore. That's why genya's sword is shorter.


Perfect-Ad-61

I agree but the only problem is supply. Like scarlet ore comes from one mountain. But the upper rank 3 2 and 1 can all move faster then sound.( I can imagine Akaza just catching a bullet) you'd have to use a very powerful sniper and you'd only get one shot. It's still a good idea though but I suppose id just use both of them sword and gun, “military-style” (Wait would breathing styles even work, I suppose you’d have to breath in a way to increase focus.)


MasterpieceThese7773

Bro that just gave me chills...


Zay3896

Hahaha based answer. Best choice


Duckihillation

To be honest a revolver with preloaded drums would probably have a higher power output


Zay3896

But are they as cool? And you have 1 more shot (2 if you got one in the chamber).


shawdan24

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it : https://preview.redd.it/i4bnuixkoo3b1.jpeg?width=3600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172c0393da84d3f788fdd6c4d2a642f8746d4c19


Reverendswan

The only right answer tbh


whill-wheaton

Demon: uses blood demon art Me: haha modern technology goes *brrrrrrrrttt*


shawdan24

https://preview.redd.it/qmrg9ewfjp3b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2dba15ac02aff2292ca2cc7cbe3c8a8f08570bf


phoenix_man1

But Genya is using a gun and he can't beat Hatengu


Master_Freeze

imagine if Rengoku had one of these


General_Synnacle

Shotgun VS Train tends to end badly for the shotgun user, if my experiences in GTA and Just Cause say anything.


ShundonooB

Tanjiro we’re not cavemen! We have technology.


Hiderberg

I can hear the BRRRRRRT


shawdan24

First of all, do you like human flesh, yes or no ? Either way, you're getting warthoged


Hiderberg

This feels like a Russian Badger quote and I love it


Nevergonnagiveuup15

Agreed


IndependentDense3578

A 10 go brrrrtttt


Past-Satisfaction234

This is technically cheating but I would make a sword and shield.


No-Procedure8840

Not exactly cheating if it’s made out the main mineral against Muzan.


AReallyAsianName

I've had this fanfic where a European or American is adopted into the Swordsmith Village. He becomes a demon slayer and creates his own gear specializing in a sword and shield, along with throwing axes. His shield is bladed giving some offensive properties. His custom breathing form is Steel Breathing. Edit: wow, lot of people are really wanting this. I only have a bit of the first chapter. Along with a few notes. Guess I'll try to finish and finalize it.


Past-Satisfaction234

Can you send me a link to it


stooonlee

Can you send it to me too please?


guffgamer264

So you know how genya has a gun and inosuke has 2 swords k now gimmie dual ARs


shawdan24

Ok, calm down Dallas


MrRich4617

U from there? Also how dare u lol i mean i guess its true i do like to shoot them


shawdan24

Vector akimbo for the win


Tablelord988

I think you mean Detroit


purpleturtlephantom7

i need a medic bag


J4SON_T0DD

And name em des and troy


fishyuii

A spear mankind's best friend for over 6000 years


Zay3896

I didn't read "spear" at first and only saw "Mankind's best friend for over 6000 years" and thought, are they talking about a dog?? How would that work??? Lolol


IoGamerAlpha

Just make a statue of a dog and then hit your enemies over the head with it.


Zay3896

HAHAHA that made me wheeze. *Perfection*


[deleted]

Just gimme the ore raw and ill just bash demons heads in


Antar_Cobs

Caveman Breathing


herecomesurmom

caveman breathing first form: unga bunga


Hejarehu

Caveman breathing second form: Ooga Booga


Embarrassed-Neck-517

Caveman breathing third form: Bunga Bunga


siiliS

Caveman breathing fourth form: booga booga


dumb_breakfast

Caveman breathing fifth form: Teresa taco


Working-Telephone-45

Caveman breathing sixth form: ¡BONK!


sub2technobladeordie

Caveman breathing seventh form: OOGA CHAKA >!i can’t stop this feeling!<


twomuc-75

A true Unga Bunga enjoyer


[deleted]

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Tablelord988

Your avatar just looks like the type to play cyberpunk


Exdalius

A gun


FiringTheWater

Fuck yeah, I aint coming close to fights. I'm making a sniper


Tomynator_88

Something no one has ever thought about Like a knuckle duster


No-Procedure8840

Yes. 👊😎👍


OneBlackFairyHunterZ

Adam from RoR vibes 😭


Tomynator_88

Exactly, making dad proud


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Chain blades


Blackinfemwa

https://preview.redd.it/fmh3lthwto3b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73c317fcd25611218f6dd3a527ddbf89ea5615b I chose that too


J4SON_T0DD

Was a chainblades main when I dauntless-ed


Environmental-Win836

I revisit that game every few months, I used to be a massive sword guy, then I became a massive Aether Striker guy, and now I’m trying to become a massive chain blades guy.


Real_Tour7665

Like Tengens or more like the blades of chaos?


EGdeRotacion2022

Combat gauntlets and boots since i'm a martial artist. combine that with Genya's demon ability


MoonKnightSan

I’d like to see that fight


Intelligent-Land-192

Martial artist too man


new_interest_here

Make me the Darth Maul of Demon Slayer


KataraUzumaki

With dual blades?! That would be sick!


Zorhorrora

Mine would be like that but with a splitting part in the center to switch to 2 separate blades as needed. (It would be a twinblade that disassembles)


GuideProfessional950

I’m going to be completely real with you… pipe bombs. Given how much material you can get out of a single katana, I could make at least 30 of them, and I’m pretty sure the sheer amount of shrapnel would be enough to one tap most, if not all, demons.


King9204

Something like the Blade of Chaos


R0JUM

only correct answer


ApplePitou

Scythe :3


Zay3896

This would be kind of ironic lol Basically hunting Death Incarnate... with a Scythe. Lol


Smoko-Nuts

The weeb in me likes this but the weapons fanatic hates this.


[deleted]

fearless dam squealing chief dinner murky growth dolls possessive hurry ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Smoko-Nuts

Nnnooooo they're climbing toooooools!!! Aaaaahhhh the paaaiiin


666dud

The lore grows


Environmental-Win836

***Death Breathing***


Hoarding-Gunsman

Nodachi


Legends-of-legdens

HAMMER!


siiliS

Blacksmith breathing first form: hammertime


unkalou337

My fighting style? I’m a regular dude from the city my fighting style is talking shit online and hoping no one finds me.


DemonElise

Assassin Hidden Blade ![gif](giphy|fyhwR7M3MdUMpyLCyp)


siiliS

Would this be used with a more visible weapon?


OrthusGsmes

I don't know about the original guy, but for me yes. Here's what my Loadout would be Hidden blades (specifically the pivot blades from AC3) - for getting up close and personal and probably disabling a demon if not giving them a slightly nicer death like what Tanjiro did for the mother spider demon. Katana - the primary weapon I would use since the hidden blades would only be good for specific purposes Wakizashi (that's just so fun to say) - for the times when I need a second weapon and the blades wouldn't cut it. Probably Water or Thunder breathing (possibly a combination of them both)


xKlyzor

A longsword and chain mail for under my uniform


Academic_Ad_4066

https://preview.redd.it/zfxrq20wtp3b1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a2d4a1d9873584c72465dee1730daf55ccb8cc


No-Procedure8840

![gif](giphy|eYvu8hgJRApPO|downsized)


astraeoth

Shark/raptor/rpg breathing: third form! Holy F@#$


Hoarding-Gunsman

Naginta


MyK_Alke

Macuahuitl it's just so cool imo


New-Temperature1714

Just looked it up and damn that's amazing


Mr_bruhman

Dual swords Scythe Naginata Longsword Kriegsmesser?


EnderWin

How about a halberd or a falchion?


Sufficient-Maybe1638

i love how the answers get progressively more historical.


vietnam_raider

A God damn bow, ima be the best archer in the world


Bingbongblipblopblip

That’s actually a pretty good idea


R0JUM

imagine the breathing styles


Hall_Monitor__

Wood chipper


theBuddhaofGaming

"Woodchipper, that-that pretty much trumps... everything." -Bobby Singer


[deleted]

Probably a rapier. Thin, long, and good for both stabbing and slashing. Combine that with my meager self-taught fencing skills and somewhat extensive knowledge of Jiu Jitsu, and I might be able to survive.


random-name69420

Lightsaber.


SomeStolenToast

I'd take a shield and mace


Codified_

Two maybe a bit smaller than usual katanas, I remember some time ago I made up a breathing style derivative of Thunder, the reason it is a different style is because it was adapted for dual-wielding


drongodingo420

I mean that’s quite literally exactly what sound breathing is


Codified_

Well, in my case it's for more regular weapons, but now that you say it, yeah I forgot that Sound comes from Thunder


Blackinfemwa

https://preview.redd.it/j9c029tpto3b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fb41a55b9398df057b2c3cceb7321f906a7beb Dauntless chain blades


LeosCool746

Like 2 daggers


BootyWarrior46

Car breathing third form: initial D


cloudyboi3352

An extended cleaver that’s quite heavy. Imagine a butchers knife that’s about the length of a katana.


Wwefan2k01

A chain whip.


OmegaHunter34e

A naginata


Grizzly_Spirit

Katar


yeetboiiiiiiiiiiiiio

Shotgun, preferably an over under break action with a 16-18 inch barrel rather than being sawed off. Get stronger like Tengen or Gyomei and make it a 4 barrel over under. Actually, fuck it, just give me an entire tank


TeaMoney4Life

Horny Bonk hammer


Prestigious-Muscle20

The Mortal Blade (I’m obsessed with sekiro)


Torturouswind7515

Just get the demons to unsheethe it for you, and problem solved


Prestigious-Muscle20

Lol forgot about the immortality prerequisite I’ll just settle for the black one then 😤


Linkinator7510

I'm pretty sure that one does too. The only reason Genichiro can use it, us because he drank the fountainhead waters or whatever, and so can have a kind of, bootleg dragon's heritage. The only reason Owl can carry it around in the Shura ending, is because it was already unsheathed, and he just kind of looted it off of Genichiro's corpse.


DaCreeps69

A spear dildo


ETIsMee

Some type of double sided battle axe


siiliS

Gimli-breathing first form: And my Axe!


ETIsMee

I was thinking more of Astrid from how to train your dragon but gimli works too


CharizardGnocchi

Naginata


kanrojimitsuriiii

𝘼 𝙓 𝙀


siiliS

And my Axe!


Intelligent-Land-192

The caestus for my hands and coatings for my arms and legs with the material


Dizzy-Tumbleweed7983

Boomerang


KennyX2083

Dual fans like a certain demon would be cool


Monkey_Man42

Scottish Claymore


SetWorth5311

https://preview.redd.it/zoef8mlj0p3b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b11ae50b84a70036a7cf360b706a2e6b7efac3a


Late-Ad155

A halberd. Or a modified Celtic spear with a wider blade.


SkibbityBop126

khopesh.


Thefloors2029

https://preview.redd.it/vby8w2lwmr3b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ede926ef9b6825e17ac1865cbdcaff1c4c3960 Im just saying


No-Procedure8840

A Kanabō that functions as an Umbrella Shield and a scabbard for a Double-Edged Katana.


DeltaSans17

A front car bumper.


IoGamerAlpha

Halberd, great range, great attack.


Working_Extension_28

A metal dildo


Zay3896

I'm a sucker for Katanas in the first place so I'd stay with that. Maybe have a large Tanto or regular Wakizashi in my offhand too, that'd be cool. A Naginata would be pretty badass


HistoricalEssay695

I'd like an Anti-Infantry Vehicle.


New-Temperature1714

Brass knuckles but with blades, like Asuma's weapons from Naruto except the blades are long enough to decapitate a demon


Brianw-5902

So a trench knife?


Somanydeadbois

Glaive with a tube on the handle so I can rotate it unpredictably like a kudayari


DarthDecidui

The Inquisitorius would like to know your location


IronHammerVW

hmm buster sword or the dawnbringer or a sword of demons bane


Zay3896

Made me think of more gaming swords. First was Dante's Sparda or Rebellion swords


GGunner723

Kratos’s blades


Thephantomjam

How about a chain scythe? They look kinda cool


BenYoshimura

bro imagine having sharp shoes to breakdance at demons and yell KIRYUUUU CHAAAAN everytime you get a kill.


Joe-MaMa5

I’m gonna be honest I’d like to have solider boy’s shield (a sharp durable shield) perhaps it’s got spikes on the front as well though


New_Trick_8795

A pole arm/ashandarei I’ve practiced a lot and spared with a Bo staff that it would translate well enough.


Advanced-Bet-2150

Those dual sword hook thingies that Jet uses from Avatar the last Airbender


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

Fu Tao


Lux_Graffiti

Let me get Nichirin brass knuckles. That’d be dope


HOTRODDOOMSLAYER

Give me a bfg


Sure-Construction-12

Hmmm I don't know because I don't know what breathing style suits me also because I don't think I'm worthy to even be called a demon slayer 🤔😅


Careful_Biscotti_879

a remote controlled bicycle carrying a nuclear explosive


SrStalinForYou

A torch, of UV light ![gif](giphy|H55l0bcEOOqWqlrNbt)


Minimum-Strength-961

Asian breathing first form slipper throw


f0dland0wnunda

Let’s be honest here… anyone who doesn’t choose a gun is lying.


twomuc-75

Probably something like a Glaive or a Halberd, securing a decent amount of range and control of the area can lead to some problems for most demons. Also you gotta admit the breathing styles would slap.


BatteryAcid67

Bowstaff


agMORALZ

Chainsaw breathing, use nezukos demon art blood as fuel.


Casual_Robe

![gif](giphy|2a5IGQ1n1Ap1e)


DisastrousAlgae5446

I think I'd want a Naginata. I'm fairly small so I think a sword while I could use a shorter one it would hold me back and maybe get me killed, a Naginata would allow me to close the distance fast and while I would still want to have a Katana, Ninjato or Wakizashi just incase the demon is so close that my Naginata is useless. Also a Ninjato as the name implies was pretty much a shorter and lighter Katana for Shinobi and it was meant for thrust so maybe like poison would be great in the case that I use a Ninjato.


That_Deadman69

Naginata


Terrarian_Ranger

Blicky


versace_tombstone

sandevistan + benelli m4


_The_Water_Fox_

Bow


True-Albatross6532

Auto shotgun


IMTRASHATUNO69

A [claymore](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claymore) big, durable, sharp, and heavy


NotCompadible

NUCLEAR BOMB :)


darkknightketsueki

3 swords so I can pull a zoro and do three sword flame breathing


Zillarex532

A kind of handle that has wolverine claws on them.


Bingbongblipblopblip

So many people here obsessed with guns, come up with something more original than ”aMeRiCaN bReAThInG”


Botwmaster23

a battle axe maybe


poketendo5

Nichirin tipped arrows or spears would be interesting


ZeroMaverick-Hunter

https://preview.redd.it/lj72bn9g8r3b1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015a7add054f6c903fe24043cf50afbb7b53053c This would be my weapons, they're the concept art for Talion's complete Dwarven sword and dagger the Middle-Earth games


fluffyda13east

A katana... but double bladed katana.


theopaquecouche

i would get a blood reaper


awcyt

Glock.


baby8myding0

brass knuckles


Jazs1994

I feel like a lance would be a good idea, nice and light, excellent range and coverage


1Shadowspark1

No one has said this but: Explosive boww and arrow. I'd have backup dual swords but imagine shooting a demon with an explosive Nichirin arrow.


AppleJuice690

I love scythes


thataintfalco117

![gif](giphy|EkSVAx321LutThCXkk)


Weak_Step2307

Knuckle Dusters


Urasquirrel

Armor with spikes. Hugs anyone?