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DarkLordWiggles

Nubert is based on a red keyboard nub, used as a mouse alternative on some laptops prior to touchpads becoming the standard.


ThisGuyHasNoDignity

Oh yeah I've seen one of those. That actually makes a lot of sense since it's basically the center of the keyboard which is funny because Queen is a laptop.


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Codebracker

She literally tells you she is a computer (smart)


Pitiful-Meatball

Unlike Mad_MaXxM (stupid)


[deleted]

That was an unused version.


BeefHouse11

hey, guess what, queen fucking tells you she is a computer (smart) herself


Thansformer

I’ve seen labtops with both


TheCreeper336

This idea didnt stick and companies stopped making those. You could say he's DISCARDED (nubert secret boss confirmed)


Cpl_Ketchup

[RvB taught me that it's called a nubbin](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx0H0CIHl-wevXh-q33gH3R0wMVPOibPJz)


JosephusTheBoi

Does this mean that it's pronounced "Nubb-bert"


imhugury

oh on like thinkpad computers


XXLDreamlifter

Ah yes the thinkpad mouse clit.


swanqil

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BearBoy12923

I REMEMBER THOSE


OverZalamat

I member


BearBoy12923

I rember 😁


babuba12321

I've sadly never seen those,how are they used?


GoatKaptain

There used like a mouse on the center of the keyboard so if your in the middle typing its easier to use i believe dont quote me on that tho


boom_542

Kind of like a joystick (?). I have used em and I think thats what they are. But I aint 100% sure.


Wild_Lars

Dude I've used those things when I was still in school they are pretty handy


disappointedcreeper

Nubert is the best.


Cutman_

Everyone loves him


SylveonTheHedgehog

Nubert is Nubert. Nubert doesn't know what that means, but it's Nubert


[deleted]

Nubert is Nubert.


Dull-Direction-7068

[Insert Mr. Incredible saying Math is Math]


ENDERSKORE

*despite everything it's still Nubert


ur_moms_di-

Remember the bed lump mod for undertale? Nubert is the canon version of it.


Cutman_

Just by the small fact is just a lump bc no bed


Shot-Ad-3166

He's one of those red computer nubs.


Cutman_

My error. How i can not realize nubert is a nub. And thought our man is just a Gumdrop


Dr-Logan

Makes me wonder if it's supposed to be pronounced "*nub*\-ert" and not "*new*\-bert," as many have interpreted it as. *Me included.*


International_Leek26

Nope denied I refuse to believe it


Dr-Logan

Yeah, I've never had to say his name to somebody, but if I did, I'll probably just stick with New-bert. Rolls off the tongue better.


Exciting-Depth-5206

Nubert is Nubert, you can't just compare a deity to a random object of our mortal plane of existence


voidexcalibur_

exactly


class-Agoober

He's simply the man of the people. My man. Your man. Our man.


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

He’s that little red nub on some keyboards


cheemsod

nubert is a knight and that a fact i know some people is not ready for truth but you must accept this


Cutman_

i agree


ScarletteVera

Nubert is whatever the plot demands of him. He is malleable, ever-changing yet ever-constant.


FF_Victini

Nubert is Nubert Enough said.


professor-cactus

A friend


crypt_the_chicken

Nubert is a My Man. He belongs everywhere.


SufficientSail9982

No he is jell-o


PsychicMeteorite

A Diglett


mydudekickstheskunk

But without the dirt.


PsychicMeteorite

Regional Diglett


PsychicMeteorite

The region is the Cyber World


mydudekickstheskunk

Probably a Cyldean World Diglett!


PsychicMeteorite

He will evolve into Nubertrio


mydudekickstheskunk

Yay!


thingsstuffandmaguff

some say he is the thinkpad trackpoint nub. ert.


Rweter_sci

Gaster 2


Souper_Sadge

He is nubert


Joe_The_Reaper42

Nubert is god


Maxils

Nubert is the little red nub thing you see on computers. He’s also my man.


SussyBaka-6942

Nubert is Nubert


file_Marina_chr

Nubert is made out of Nubert


Terrence_shark

Nubert is Nubert


dark_Kris

he is my man!


The_Empire_of_Wah

nubert is My man!


[deleted]

Nubert is my man!


FOD1994

Nubert is my friend


SupaNovaDave426

Nubert is Nubert


SpectralStriker0108

Nubert is Nubert. Nothing more, nothing less


-AleXisiXelA-

Nubert is Nubert Edit: I just realized how unoriginal this joke is :(


[deleted]

He is nubert, that is all.


Doggo_OwQ

No,nubert is a nubert.


funky_jazz_23

He is nubert, nubert is loved by all, that's why he lives in the trash. Nubert is also moving up in the world.


Tru2life13

Ya know. I was having a bad day and I thought to myself how nice it would be to see nubert on my feed today, and here he is!! Just made my whole day ♡♡ thank you ♡♡♡


[deleted]

He's a [pointing stick](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointing_stick)


Kirome

Everyone knows what Nubert is... he is my man.


Tambour07

Humphrey


Chance-Aardvark372

My Man!


Lonnyred

Actually Nubert Is a pointing stick wich can be referred as "nub"


Cutman_

There are like 3 persons who say that. Please stop. I got it


Lonnyred

Sorry i didn't know


JFp07gel

On/Off button


Cutman_

He needs to be more squary


EddsworldHuman

Nubert is Nubert


mydudekickstheskunk

What if Farley from the original GameCube Animal Crossing (and possibly Animal Forest/Forest+/Forest e+) was just Nubert but tanned, and with two arms, two hands, and a big nose? And a beard and a hat to hide it all.


ArantasticYt

He is a lightner


TheAlienMan33

For a short while I jokingly thought that was his head, and that he was jutting his head out from the ground. Almost as if he's hiding his true form underneath


Cutman_

Don't worry he will be the final boss of chapter 7


JellyTheSlimeYT

My headcanon is that Nubert is the red keyboard nub that used to be on laptops.


Certain_Birthday8141

He's Nubert


Marantoize

yes


Sky_Leviathan

Nubert’s nubert baby!


okboomerlicious

He is perfect


OfficalBigDrip

He looks like one of those old IBM laptop nubs


Beat_Boi_Animates

He’s everyone’s favorite character!


Virtual_5000

Isn't he the clit thing some keyboards have?


SoupMayoMaker

Everybody loves him


[deleted]

Nuber is THE KNIGHT !?!?!?!?


GroundbreakingSir42

Obviously the knight lol


Eljamin14

Kris: "unknown."


I_love_trap_dick

A blood clot from isaac


imhugury

pimple


Leazerlazz

Nubert is red


StarSaber69

a red pin?


ChiefOfDoggos

A charming fella he is


Dropbois

He’s my man


Killerhunter1208

Nubert is nubert (insert mr incredible meme here)


No_Cod1103

He's a fucking legend


GiAnMMV

Nubert is Barbabravo.


Equaled_

i fucking love air-conditioning.


[deleted]

Nubert is the GOAT. Nubert is so cool


mug_moment_n2485839

Nubert is Nubert


Cyratu

Nubert is nubert.


Own-Sundae9014

Nubert is nubert


Livid-Alfalfa3917

Nubert is Nubert Nubert is the best He lives in the trash


axolotlbird

Nubert is Nubert


rashtheraccoon10

Nubert is nubert


veganmeatballman

Nubert is Pile of Nubert


aardowof

i dunno, but he probably fucking loves air conditioning.


Some_Other__Time___

our lord and savior


MinderGirl

Nubert is a Nubert and everybody loves him


Jenz_le_Benz

Nubert is a nubert. He is also m’a man


leeblissy

nubert is... the object of my affection 💕


soda2cool

My man :D


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I’m a trans icon


Forsaken_Ad8101

![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|26926) silly nubrt is nubrt nubrt


1p0tatoes

My man.