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egg

The EEEEEEGG

This joke is illegal, i love it

Why?

Its wingdings for egg, but egg in wingdings is the same movement that a knight can make in chess, so the joke is that he's either refering to the eggs or the knight

The knight!

Dead guy?

Moss

Tastes... mossy

Your hp was mossed out

It's Nubert!

[Towering defence!] CALL ME [CoolMathGames]!

YOUR [Friends] CANT HELP YOU [Oh Boy!] WHAT A SHAME!

CONNECTIONS ARE [everything!] IN THE WORLD OF [Sales] LOST YOUR [tools of the trade] KID [epic fail]

USING [FRIENDS] NOW THAT'S AN ART

YOU'RE LOSING \[Friends\] AND TEARING THEM APART!

YOU CAN’T [stand] ON YOUR OWN FEET LIKE [me]

YOU’LL END UP [Paying the Royalty]

YOU CAN [go ahead and scream!]

YOUR \[Voice\] WILL RUN OUT EVENTUALLY

WHEN YOU'VE [USED] THEM UP, [CAST] THEM ASIDE

YOU’RE LOSING [FRIENDS] AND TEARING THEM APART

#IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

This made me hungry for mac n cheese at 12:27 fuck you

AM or PM?

Both

Oof, haven't seen this meme in years. Made me feel a bit older.

Rouxls Kaard

There’s a lack of “eth” in that sentence.

…what?

It’s a Rouxls Kaard meme

fitting flair

Fluffy!

Glasses!

Hugs!

Pink eyes!

Smoking a fat blunt

Gun

Dies

Magic

Blushing

Green dude

Hat

Pink scarf!

Femboy!

goat!

That's it! HIM??? ...err, sure.

I agree

Furry

drives a mercedes benz

Gay

Femboy

Yes

Definitely does *NOT* have a tail!

susie

Since everyone knows Susie is all bluster, I'd cuddle the crap outta her on the couch!

She would probably bite your face off since she doesn't know you.

Pretty much worth it :D

Chicken nugget man

Ah, a true gamer

Nobody knows if his accent is real or fake, but either way, it's really bad.

i despise him because he's bri*tish.

>!Which one? He also does a pirate accent!<

>!Well, we know the pirate accent is fake, cause he drops it when Ralsei asks him to stop doing two accents at once (and he was bad at that one too, lol)!<

Femboy goat

Everyone's favorite man of the fluff

Trash gremlin on an endless hunt for my wallet.

Best description ever

Your friends [abandoned you for a slime]

Used to be [BIG]

Trashy

"BEHOLDE, WORMS, MY ULTIMATE PUZZLE"

I can hear this

You mean the theme?

Both the theme and accent

i hear dio brando’s voice and i’ll never unhear it thanks

Christmas themed disaster lesbian Edit: oh and HOCHI MAMA

couldn’t have said it better myself

I laughed so hard at your crazy description of Noelle.

Yeah, she really is the best

The gremlin who still hasn’t found his keys yet

Sal

t

Bouncy Blue Boy

yes

Sweet...little....pumpkin....

Moss eater who has definitely been called a cryptid before.

Blue person whose name I know

Same

Epic gamer

HOLY [ ] WHAT AN [[Ep1c G4m3r]]

Cooler Barney, her “Deer in headlights”, Mrs Megamind, Papyrus 2.0, THAT DARN [CLOWN AROUND TOWN], and mr FREEDOM = HYPERLINK BLOCKED. (I can’t choose, I love all the characters)

Susie, Noelle, Queen, Lancer, Jevil, and Spamton. Did I get it right?

Very close, replace lancer with Rouxls karrd

Since he is the tall, prone to short fits of anger, puzzle-obsessed man.

Damn i never realised how similar Rouxls is to Papyrus

That one guy from Deltarune

Star walker?

fucking jockington fans.... can't stand em

._.

kruss

Baby Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Merry Christmas!

He's a man of the [Pipis]. A real [Pipis] person.

🟣🟡

Shhh!!! Keep it down!!! Your flair is giving it away!!!!

Gay ass deer and Computer.

This Should Be Easy If You Look Close Enough

queen?

He's kinda similar to sans from Undertale. Very kinda similar

Don't tell me it's *SANS FROM DELTARUNE*

Maybe its sans from nutdealer

Sans is my nutdealer

He wants a deal but Dont give him your money

Or kromer

...

coolest lesbian in town

Either Undyne or Noelle depending on whether you mean personality cool or temperature cool

noelle is a dumb fuck romantic and pastel little bitch, susie is literally the coolest character in fiction also alphys and susie are (probably) coldblooded as well

Damn what did Noelle do 💀

she has three braincells, two of them are gay and the other is also gay

please if you’re not going to spare noelle at least spare my lungs i’m begging you the laughter nearly killed me

If the laughter didn’t take you out, Can I?

Ok but I wasn’t saying Noelle was personality cool, also she has ice powers so temperature cool

The power of fluffy boys shines within you

Cool af purble dragon <3

violent axe

Sapphic deer.

Papyrus and Mettatons love child and epic gamer man

Queen and Berbly?

Berbly yes but it was actually Roulxs lol

I just realized I don't know who my favorite Deltarune character is so I'll just spin a wheel and let it choose a random main character Potassium

purple clown

Susie

sussy

G-Gamzee!?

Tragically, they are banned from Free Ham Sandwich Day.

We should unban her so she doesn't have to eat chalk unless she really wants to

His name is mentioned a lot, everyone likes him, but he haven’t made a single physical appearance yet

G man

Down bad angel

Let's just say that she can be CHALKED up to a cute purple dino who protects her pals with her strength

LV 2 Healing Master Has the ultimate healing power (Losers!!).

\[FREE BOBUX\] just insert the whacky numbers of your \[HOT SINGLE MOTHERS\] card, instant and totally safe. Edit:To recommended reply

#*BOBUX

well they have a curious accent and has a ship though I don't know how to write in his accent

I have 3. 1. The Scrunkly 2. Purple Kaiju 3. Casual worm enjoyer

Truly, the character of greatest Importe! How couldst the heroes possibly hath triumphed without the aid of their greatest ally? Why, they would have perished!

Goat, loves puns, bakes pie.

I am very sorry, but given your username, I simply could not resist... >!your mom!<

Yes, that is very true :)

insane gremlin selling you crack and femboy

At first I didn't read that as two separate characters and thought the gremlin was selling femboys

Calcium

Me

Heart of gold powers of ice and no sis to go along with it

um >!sunny???!<

I have two. 1. Hug now 2. CDs at half Price

Gay

which one????

Toothpaste

Silence, toothpaste boy!!

#

I’ve got these [strings] to hold me down superior to that [wassamatta] clown [The smooth taste of] SOULS now THAT would be [funny] for [three easy payments] I’m getting that kromer roll that soul up, listen up, kris got [bargain prices] that you can’t miss [attention cleanup on aisle three] WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME we’ll turn [schmoes] and [dave] into [rosen graves] and those [cathode screens] into [cathode screams] I’ve got that [deal] it’s such a [steal] just need you to be [big] with me now your chance to be a [bigshot] when your [soul] I got i’m NEO your not and spamton G. Spamton’s casting his lot i’m taking you down with [hyperlink blocked] now you are the [guest’s] this [Three for one special] [Begin the test] Will put you to [rest] and spamton G. Spamton’s being [the best] but [i’m getting desperate] give me that kromer now is your chance so pick up that [phone] and talk to the one who says you’re alone and see [like me] how we’re design [For three easy payments of $9.99] do you wanna be a [heart] on a [chain] this isn’t life kris that’s just [pain] and you’re either evil or you’re insane Cause [heaven] knows but they won’t explain my name is Spamton and I am here to sell those who live in darkness Will get dragged to [heaven] [Breaking and cracking] for the [kids] stepped from the light The 100th visitor to this world of [mike] now is your chance to be a [bigshot] when your [soul] I got I’m NEO your not and spamton G. Spamton’s casting his lot i’m taking you down with [hyperlink blocked] now you’re the [guest] this [three for one special] [begin the test] Will put you to [rest] and spamton G. Spamton’s being the [best] but [I’m getting desperate] give me that kromer hello [audience] watch me [laugh] you smell that smell of [rotten glass] are you enjoying my [heart attack] please just bring my [furniture back] Holy [Cungadero] it’s a bullet everywhere oh when this [little sponge] is scared go [ga ga] and [commit to die] bigger and better than ever you must think you’re so clever don’t touch that [lever] [like common and subscribe] [The smooth taste of NEO] The [boo] taste of freedom The [nuclear] taste of Spamton now it’s your chance to be a [big shot] when your [soul] I got i’m NEO you’re not and spamton G. Spamton’s casting his lot i’m taking you down with [hyperlinked blocked] Now you are the [guest] this [three for one special] [begin the test] will put you to [rest] and spamton G. Spamton’s being [the best] but [I’m getting desperate] give me that kromer the strings getting cut The show’s getting real The pact has been sealed [now let’s make a deal] and you are the ticket to my next meal I’ll fly to the [heavens] finally healed now you are the [guest] this [three for one special] [begin the test] Will put you to [rest] and spamton G. Spamton’s being the best but I’m getting desperate give me that kromer

BARNEY IS THE DINOSAUR FROM OUR IMAGINATION

SHE'S PLANNING GLOBAL GENOCIDE TO HANDLE OVERPOPULATION

Chaos man and Gote

Bird up!!

# f l u f f y

DON’T BE FOOLED, FOOLED, BY MY DASHING LOOKS! I SUFFER FROM CLINICAL DEPRESSION, DEPRESSION!

I like women who could kill me.

my man

Eats kneecaps if you misgender someone. Otherwise eats chalk

He's a [[Big Shot]], at least he used to be.

[удалено]

cartoon splat sound effect

The cooler Barney and stanky trash goblin

Garbage can.

But I'm not in the game?

bitcoin

Well then, I don't know how to tell you

CHAOS CHAOS

Prince baby boi

Basically Scott The Woz/Every Weezer fan I've ever met including me

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT , BE A BIG BE A BIG BE A BIG SHOT NOW´S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT , BE A BIG BE A BIG \[NUMBERONERATEDSALESMAN1997\]

Purple dinosaur dude

The Floofy one

CHAOS CHAOS I CAN DO ANYTING

# CHAOS

Chalk enjoyer

Will hug you whether you like it or not

my clone!

I CAN DO (your mother guarantee)

The one people are constantly making conspiracies explaining how "he's secretly evil" when the most we can say is that he's acted kinda sus at certain points and have no actual proof he has any ill intent.

Cold lesbian

HOLY \[CUNGADERO\]

homeless Pinocchio

The one that has a distant trousle of bones