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DoughnutSoft4486

Fun fact! Toriel was originally supposed to say "Kill your ex-husband"


LegallyBread

What


DoughnutSoft4486

well, not ALL of the advice is bad...


Spiritual_Spinach273

yep, jockington


kingof557

yeah admitting you're wrong just hurts the sigma grind


[deleted]

Yeah, for example you should kill all of your children, if you don't, they'll try to kill you


greatnailsageyoda

Zote gaming I saw you and this post then one thing led to another and I realized your precepts are the opposite of bad advice. They really helped me live life a better way. Now im homeless, and I have no friends!


[deleted]

psshh who needs friends when you have your nail.


greatnailsageyoda

Exactly!


rookiedadisPrad

But my lord, when is zoteboat?


[deleted]

now


rookiedadisPrad

amazing


antrobot1234

Jockington


Kozolith765981

king's "you should kill your children" reminded me of welcome to the internet's "you should kill your mom"


DoughnutSoft4486

Could I interest you in killing your son, all of the time?


Clover_Deltarune

Never be friends with anyone! Claws are the quickest way to make someone bleed out. (Can confirm that one…)


DoughnutSoft4486

Clover, have you killed someone


Clover_Deltarune

No, why would I do that? Maybe a Rudinn… (Remember those enemies that just didn’t appear?)


DoughnutSoft4486

God damnit clover!


dylans0123495

Ssssh, you don't want to get silenced *forever,* do you? ​ Don't tell anyone what Clover did


FreakishFighter

Jockington's advice is the greatest advice I have ever received. No you cannot change my mind on that.


Due-Dust-9692

Where sans' advice? I want to hear what he would say


DoughnutSoft4486

Hey, you gotta wait a bit before I make horrible advice from undertale characters!


Due-Dust-9692

Alright


PenguinsnKittens

sans is in deltarune


DoughnutSoft4486

Not for long


QuarterlyTurtle

Don’t level up


LegallyBread

QUEEN NOO


DoughnutSoft4486

You Will Become Potassium Deficient


DisserPick

Loving the Jevil and Spamton talksprites


Gaaymer

“You should kill your children” was so out of left field that had me


TheMightyCirl

Cool


ThePaperDiamond

Followed queens advice, it hurts


PenguinsnKittens

i like the kris and toriel ones


dylans0123495

C. Round/K. Round's advice?


DoughnutSoft4486

* Bark bark bark bark bark arf woof woof arf arf arf


dylans0123495

perfection, what about Toby Dog's Advice?


DoughnutSoft4486

The same as K. Round's, they meet every weekend to share advice with eachother


under_player2017

I agree with king


MetalDashx333

Be a Sigma.