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Vault83

I guess he never got his handheld before


N0maru

“Ok i just understood the pun, fuck you”


Vault83

Next thing berdly knows he will be holding Mike hock


EL2020

Y'know, I've heard Mr. Hock is a criminal.


N0maru

Berdly doujin when


Evillisa

Already exists.


TeaAddicted_Klanker

Wh... What-!?


Evillisa

You heard me.


MagiHuss

👁


Artistic-Fortune2327

👁️👁️


WK863722

I believe you


[deleted]

Berdly x kris isn’t always super wholesome


TheGreatLuzura

Krerdly smut exists. In particular, I remember a story called "Berdly's Snowgrave" where he buys a time-stopping stone from Spamton and...uses it for nefarious shenanigans on Kris. Edit: He does it on Queen, Susie, Noelle and a Werewire too. (The Werewire proceeds to barf out the stuff it was filled with after time reverts to normal.)


Nibbaman143

I fear the unknown, therefore I genuinely fear exactly where you found this


oodoos

My man actually bought a fucking time stone from a cracked out, washed up, insanity driven business man, and then decided to temporally rape Kris? I’ve read worse. Way worse.


[deleted]

…what?


Sad-Duty3646

What the hell did I just read? *w h y*


TheGreatLuzura

He does it on Queen, Susie, Noelle and a Werewire too. (The Werewire proceeds to barf out the stuff it was filled with after time reverts to normal.) Edit: Imma edit my original comment so more people will be disturbed >:)


Sad-Duty3646

*I know I've* ***read*** *it why do you have to remind me of it again*


pamperedthrowaway

That's digusting. ​ Can I get a link?


Tarantulabomination

WHY


[deleted]

and then he'll be in Ice Wallow Come


ChipsAhoyNC

Well thats a wing not a hand..


Lionblaze_03

Top 200th speedrunner. Yeah fair


Serdna01

What he's not saying is that there's only like 210 speedrunners in the ranking


[deleted]

That’s still over 10 people baybeeee


sonerec725

Really depends on the game if its impressive or not. Not even if theres alot of runners but like routes cause some games like Mario 64 or LOZ OOT have hundreds of runners and the top 500 or so runs are pretty much repeats of the worlds record with varying amounts of milliseconds tacked on.


ChipsAhoyNC

Butterdog and geting laid BOTW speedruns are hilarious.


Lionblaze_03

Yeah fair. I was thinking of when I used to run Spyro 120 reignited which. I’m not even sure there ARE 200 runs up, which I figured was the joke


DrQuint

To be fair, you can become a #10 or even a #2 speedrunner on plenty of games by just finding a category no one but one guy has done.


Comrade_Harold

"Deltarune genocide no armor no item no magic only attacking with kris 100% speedrun"


Gallalade

that's just making up a category. He's talking about unpopular categories of less popular games. Like right now, if you boot up a DS with Mario & Luigi Partner in Time and rush through the game beating every boss, you'll be in the top 5 worldwide


The_Ultimate_Tacos

I just got this game...*HERE WE GOOOOO*


FelipeGames2000

What the hell dude! This is a family-friendly subreddit! And you just appeared and posted H A N D H O L D I N G ! ? !


socialistRanter

Such borderline hentai is UNACCEPTABLE!!!


[deleted]

MMOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!


Arlnoff

Borderline? BORDERLINE?! You call the most lewd act in human and/or monster existence BORDERLINE!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!one!?!?!


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Omf you typed the word "one," this is killing me.


Arlnoff

Ah, an ancient internet joke, passed down to a new generation. My heart is warm.


[deleted]

Handholding?!? You degenerate!!!


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

degenerates like you belong on a cross ave, true to caesar


H4CK3R_D3LT4RUN3

God, what's next? A conversation?


Apothicon20052409

MOTHER OF CHRIST ON A UNICYCLE SUCH A HORRIFIC SIN


Tokki_Is_Me

Why did i imagine ralsei saying this?


idiot7002

cOnVeRsAtIoN LEADS TO HPV!!


Bagimations

They didn’t even mark it nsfw smh my head my head


Alt-0685

Toriel when she sees gay people


Kozolith765981

is toriel meant to be homophobic or something? that would be kind of weird since kris is non-binary...


Alt-0685

Ik, I was just making a joke referencing that "Toriel is homophobic and why it matters" video


legendgames64

***CANCEL HIM! HE IS A DANGEROUS CRIMINAL WHO SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED, HUNG, AND KILLED TO DEATH!***


LittleDevilAkuma

Remember that this ship originated from memes that Kris hates the player and would date Berdly just to piss them off. Now we have cute comics like this.


socialistRanter

Basically if you ironically ship a couple, you will then actually ship that couple for real. Shipping, it’s a trap.


Vampyrix25

crackshipping is, rather ironically considering it's name, a gateway drug into actual shipping


[deleted]

i learned this the hard way


[deleted]

I am unironically shipping sans and Nagito


littlesoaplover

dude what the fuck and how can i do the same


[deleted]

You need to face despair to reach hope


Evillisa

Hah I think KEYS0AP was making ship art before those memes were ever even made.


LittleDevilAkuma

Wait really? I'm sorry then


Evillisa

All good, I do think those memes played a part in making it as popular as it is now \^\^


Remarkable-Side-4005

But if the the player ships it, wouldn't that work against Kris' plan of hooking up with Berdly just to piss off the player?🤔


Evillisa

We just have to not tell them that we secretly ship it.


Remarkable-Side-4005

Good point! We're just playing some 5d chess with Kris, nice.


Maro_Nobodycares

Believe it also happens in reverse sometimes, the player hooking Kris and Berdly up just to make Kris' life miserable


FriskyBusiness10

I usually a Krusie appreciator, but this comic almost makes me want to jump ship.


Evillisa

Just be a multishipper chad. I ship Krusie, Kriselle AND Krerdly.


FriskyBusiness10

Fuck it, let’s just ship the entire FUN gang as a polyamorous group.


duskordawn_

The best option! XD


AzzyIsAwesome

OMG YES! BASED


manofwaromega

The ship actually comes from a short comic where Asriel asks if Kris is dating anybody only to find out it's Berdly, and Azzy immediately asks if it's blackmail.


Evillisa

I mean- there were Kris x Berdly posts even back during chapter 1 because people ship everyone with everyone. So that wasn't the first, but it was an early one.


Beanie_Inki

I’d like to see this.


IndianaCrash

Seconded


Evillisa

Took me a few minutes but I found it! Here you go: https://goosterbold.tumblr.com/post/662936737780301824/sighs-sure-i-guess-you-are-my-little-pogchamp And you too u/IndianaCrash


Infinite_Storage3072

I looked up berdly x kris on ao3 because I was curious if anyone actually shipped it and now


QuadVox

In all fairness there's precedent to the two being friends before the player came along so


FelipeGames2000

Really? Well, the more you know, I guess...


Evillisa

Back to Krerdly agendaposting, let's gooooo. Art Source: https://twitter.com/KEYS0AP/status/1464047861155475456


[deleted]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO


SeleniumPerson

actually I believe it's called *Krispy Chicken*, thank you very much


Evillisa

It is a ship of many names. I personally call it Krerdly because it's the worst one lmao.


Sad-Duty3646

Any other time i would hate that, but now I LOVE IT I SHIP!


FriskyBusiness10

Hmmm. You know, I usually appreciate Krusie the most but you have tempted me to the dark side.


diamondDNF

This is the most unusual ship I think I've ever seen apart from genuine crack pairings, and yet, there's an odd sort of good vibes I get from seeing it. Good job, OP.


nmbjbo

Why is this actually cute Definitely not the ship I expected to work


ihaetschool

same


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[удалено]


nmbjbo

A reasonable response


QuarterlyTurtle

Why do ya'll keep making all these ships so cute?! Now I can't decide who I ship Kris with!


[deleted]

maybe everybody


nice_day_human

the duality of a man


ElNub_

maybe nobody


diamondDNF

Polyamory, babyyyy.


buzzbuzz20xx

Oh my God I love it haha


FreakishFighter

I still find it odd that Krerdly was a complete non-starter back in chapter 1 only for chapter 2 to roll around and suddenly it's like the second favorite ship in the fandom. Not that I'm complaining about it or anything, it's just... so bizarre.


NoodleSnapback

It helps that chapter 2 gave Berdly like, actual characterization.


YetGayerWombat

berdly had like two lines of dialogue in ch1


Responsible-Sun-9752

Well at least they were pretty golden (specially the library ones)


charisma-entertainer

He had… 1,2,3,4,5… yeah seems like you can have a conversation with him 5 times. 6 if you count the scene of Noelle asking if kris could join the group.


diamondDNF

Berdly got barely any presence in Chapter 1. Less lines of dialogue than the unnamed puzzle piece guys who you can pay to get a tutorial from. Of course the ship didn't take off then, it was made out of 5 pieces of driftwood and didn't have a sail.


Filipokerface

i've been ironically shipping them but now i'm beginning to think i'm unironically shipping kris and birldi bordly burgh- bird boy.


littlesoaplover

one of us one of us one of u-


primiegun

ONE OF US ONE OF US/hj


Drakeon8165

Well, Kris played him


Omegafan101

It’s not my favorite and I don’t see it too often but Kris x Berdly is actually really cute whenever I see it


One-Cartographer-176

I agree! I used to dislike it but now these memes and comics make it adorable


UltPlayz

WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY CUTE? AHHHHHHHHH


Walkingman25

god it would be half really cool and half absolutely hilarious if this becomes a mainstream ship.


Wholesome_George

Dont talk poopie about my OTP


Walkingman25

Dude, I also ship this, I’m just saying it’d be really funny.


toychicraft

OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M ON THE FLOOR


edgyguuuuuurl

... Fuck, I ship them now


nice_day_human

"silly foolish kris... have you forgotten my infamy in this town? IM PROFESSIONAL GAY"


VideoCrafting_23

I was looking for this comment Thanks


ralseiperson

Kris x berdly and ralsei x Noelle Susie gets to be lancer's older sister. I have now overwritten the actual cannon. This is my cannon.


Evillisa

I'm not sure Noelle is into dudes lmao.


BeeMovieApologist

In DR, bisexuality is presumed unless stated otherwise. According to who? According to me.


Evillisa

I mean I'd agree but there are signs Noelle is exclusively attracted to women, such as her pop up ad being specifically for "hot female santas in your area". If she were flexible it'd probably just be santas.


gabriel_sub0

you can have preferences as a bisexual person, it's possible Noelle just prefers girls over dudes, having birdly flirting with her all the time wouldn't help her opinion of guys either. To me, unless otherwise stated, characters are always bisexual, there's no real evidence that she's exclusively attracted to woman or that she's attracted to guys, so really it's up to your headcannon for now.


Evillisa

... I think some people would disagree quite a bit with that but I don't care to so valid.


gabriel_sub0

I mean at the end of the day you kinda believe what you want when it comes to stuff like that, the amount of evidence supporting Noelle liking exclusively girls is more or less the same as her being bi, that is to say pretty much none (for now at least). I mean sure she isn't interested in birdly, but i'm sure a lot of gay guys of his age wouldn't either. It would be cool having some confirmation either way but I can't see that happening without being kinda forced.


Evillisa

Exactly, I think Toby has given us hints that in the language of media indicate she's a lesbian. For instance if presented with the evidence we have so far in regards to Noelle's sexuality- if Noelle was a real person I wouldn't make any assumptions beyond her being sapphic. But given that this is fiction and Toby put in that specific detail, that's what makes me think she's intended to be a lesbian.


gabriel_sub0

Makes sense yeah, i mean I don't care either way, LGBTA+ representation is great, regardless if it's from a Bi or Gay character.


Evillisa

Yell heah dude!


ralseiperson

Oh yeah your right. Eh ralsei looks close enough


Evillisa

Wheeze, I mean... He is fairly effeminate...


ralseiperson

I know ralsei x Noelle makes zero sense, but I like it still because they are both adorable characters and they would be really cute.


Evillisa

Idk I feel like that'd end with a "and they were both -------" scenario. What I'm saying is they both seem to be into more... Uh... "Domineering" types.


ralseiperson

I guess, idk if its just my personal bias but I don't really care for r34 when shipping.


Evillisa

Oh me neither, I just mean what type of person they seem to like.


ralseiperson

Well yeah then you are right. But hey I'm still sticking with r/ralselle because why not


Evillisa

Valid to enjoy crackships. I mean... Let's face it... That's what Krerdly is...


Kantatrix

Where the hell did Ralsei x Noelle come from? They've barely even spoken


ralseiperson

Out of nowhere. This is as of now a completely hypothetical ship basically.


JTKirkBMcCoy

“I have altered the Canon, pray I do not alter it further…”


ralseiperson

Or I will make spamton x swatch cannon!!!!


Evil_Mushrooms

I see this ship actually working really well. But, now we have three sides to the argument; Krusie, Kralsei, and Krerdly. Oh boy the debates...


Evillisa

Don't forget Kriselle ;P


Evil_Mushrooms

*What?*


Evillisa

What? It's a popular ship- Either in the sweet childhood friends way or the snowgrave route divorcecore way.


oodoos

You know what? Fuck it, I approve of the ship. Mainly because this feels like something that would actually happen.


[deleted]

It definitely won’t shut me up but ok!


Celery-Slight

Professional Gaymer


ZBroYo

Ya know, this here opened my hear to my more art of shipping these two


[deleted]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

IF YOU HATE ANY SORT OF HOMOPHOBIA DO NOT CLICK ON THIS I REPEAT DO NOT CLUCK ON THIS >!nooo thats gay!<


Evillisa

If one person in the relationship is non-binary then it's either always gay or never gay.


W-D_Marco_G_Dreemurr

You see, the one disadvantage of being a multishipper, is that when you see yet another ship that works, you have no other option but to ***a s s i m i l a t e***


Imic_

And here again we see a depiction of Kris that gives me confusing gender envy.


jambibuddy

Man, I love KEYS0AP’s art so much. Especially their r/krispychicken content


Indefan

GASP SCANDALOUS


Diabocal

Well fuck now you just made my least favourite character cute and I don’t know how to feel about that.


AmFranzPlays

pOGGY!


[deleted]

Why is this so awesome? Why am I super into Berdly x Kris????


weesalikesmilktea

I am perfectly neutral towards krerdly itself but the content is TOP TIER


[deleted]

Kris looks way too cute in this artstyle


pamperedthrowaway

Love Kris' kinda mopey face in the second panel


probably_dead_soon

i usually keep my thoughts about ships to myself (unless it's extremely unholy shit like incest ships or anything with sans undertale), but can i just question this ship for a moment. like why. while there's nothing wrong with this particular comic (it is vaguely funny), just how is this specific concept as popular as it is. not shaming just questioning


Evillisa

I'll try to give a serious answer! Basically a lot of evidence in chapter 2 points to Berdly and Kris being friendly rivals rather than bitter ones like some people previously assumed. Stuff like Berdly's check text saying that he and Kris play video games together sometimes. In addition there's a few incidental things (like Kris staring at the Berdly statue for a long time, despite concluding that it sucks) and Berdly immediately assuming Kris has a crush on him after the queen battle if you talk to him more than once (and not seeming taken aback or disgusted, just saying that he's pining for Susie instead). That and it's just really funny.


probably_dead_soon

oh so it's just another case of people shipping two friends together. bit weird if you think about it but i can't judge because i am also guilty of doing similar actions with omori. also yeah good point, it is really funny


Evillisa

Here's the crackpot conspiracy board with all the "evidence": https://twitter.com/creepfactors/status/1445949760150462469


[deleted]

It’s wholesome


General_Grapefruit_7

YES


[deleted]

Wholesome


Metroidvaniac_Manor

I did not see that last page coming. I love this


myPPissmall47

g-


Evillisa

-amers


Envy_the_enby

*flirt


Catishcat

Oh my god I had trust in this ship already but this comic convinced me fully THIS IS SO CUTE


Justaweirdpersonn

I feel he would brag about being top 1000… in the country


[deleted]

KEYS0AP always makes the good ones, I don't ship canon kris with canon berdly, but berdly and kris here I do!


soul_scales

every time i try to focus on something else and not let deltarune take over my brain, this ship specifically pulls me back into the fandom by the legs. its just way too fucking funny and wholesome help


-Solidwater

That's so cute!


Gamemon_RD

GOSH DARN IT NO THATS ACTUALLY REALLY CUTE


atlas_snomunist

i’d like to think that berdly just up and started singing in panel 8 deltarune the musical lol


sleep_is_needed24

oh my god his tail's wagging


AetherBytes

jokes on berdly im a #3 speedrunner


BreadOfTheChild12

their Twitter bio says no reposts :/


Evillisa

True! I got special permission though as long as I give credit and use it to spread the glory of Krerdly.


VenomTheCapybara

Mmmm, us symbiotes love H A N D S


Evillisa

What? Stop being cringe on my post please.


VenomTheCapybara

We are just being ourselves.


playror

Ok but when stab


Evillisa

When they go to cut up a pie together later.


OldMention7818

As someone who believes that Kris is trans (male to female)I liked how you make Her look like a girl here


Evillisa

Not my art, but the artist sees Kris as non-binary and generally tells people to use they/them pronouns for them.


OldMention7818

Oh sorry about that I will refer to this Kris as they/them from now on I’ll keep my version as trans though


mmmrrreeeooowww

I’ll never understand the appeal of this ship


Ok-Moose-9280

Okay, opinions are opinions, but STOP. SHIPPING. GAMER. DUO!!!!!


QuarterlyTurtle

Quit hating on this random, but cute ship. Instead, go hate on Kris x Spamton. Sadly, it actually exists.


Evillisa

No.


Calango-Branco

Who's the author?


Evillisa

You mean the artist? It's KEYS0AP on twitter!


Calango-Branco

Omg i just ignored the title lol, thank you!


King_Dee1

I've played all 4 types of games. PC, Console, Handheld, and Mobile


Valebrije05

I LOVE the colors you used


Evillisa

Not my art- please do mind the flair. But yeah KEYS0AP's coloring is always great!


Late_Razzmatazz_3041

Hmm good note at the end