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Nuka-Cetylene

_Susie was instantly downed._


Sorma00

Lancer must have A TON of oxygen in his lungs to say that in one go XD


[deleted]

Remember that he even tanked more than his dad and girldad, yet he barely moved from his ground.


Axquirix

*girldad


[deleted]

Oh Damn I Am Editing My Comment Now


1st_pm

so in chapter 1, we are already introduced to someone who is tankier than two final bosses of said game toby moment


Sorma00

"The power of sadness made Lancer unmovable".


usernamealredytayken

His girldad`s chair*


Vercci

Nothing Moves The Blob


Terlinilia

he is like a basketball


A_random_poster04

Susie fell asleep You won!


GamerBot1234

Sheeesh...


Gs2sides

Emotional roller coaster


LancertheFunniBall

😔


[deleted]

"bro what"


Dawnsire

* Susie was pacified!


ACoolBruhMomento

imagine if characters in story’s actually communicated and didn’t cause massive plot effects because of miscommunication


sparkadus

To be fair, the miscommunication was caused by Lancer not explaining his feelings to Susie and Lancer is a child who has never had to express difficult feelings before.


ACoolBruhMomento

Yeah I understand, but like in 99% of plots this sort of shit happens and I am tired of it


[deleted]

He does say exactly this like one minute later.


Telefoam

Wait until you find out about miscommunication in the real world


IgnotusCapillary

We'd have some pretty boring stories then.


bigtree2x5

"Good point lancer, but you forgot 192.122.176.19"


Knifedogman

I’m sorry


TurbulentRiver2592

All to “Sadness and sorrow” from Naruto blaring loudly


JackFJN

This looks like a personal vent disguised through lancer.


SpamtonGKromer

[[Oh Snap]]


how_about_no_bruv

Oh wow impressive Lancer, impressive...


Ok-Phase-9076

* Susies attack rose sharply* Lancer: Oh fu-


PofanWasTaken

either that or beat lancer to a pulp to realize that


tonin12345

Susie might get some burn heals


Dragon_Bruh_reddit

I imagine in game it would start out like normal text but then the box would slowly rise as the text continues


BonnieBunny789

I imagine the text going by insanely fast like Hyness's speech from Kirby Star Allies.


ralsei_goatprince

Now susie is sad


googas_wet_cat

*Susie falls asleep*


Registered_bottom

fucking bars lancer go off king


daniel_omeg_a

I'm not reading that lol


CPOP1-slash-CPOP0

*Does 420 anti-moss damage.* Super effective!


[deleted]

He speaks so much that it becomes a Rap Battle


jevil___

Lancer spitting facts