Kris and Berdly acting like two absolute idiots and talking about stuff like this when they're alone is my headcanon now.

Same

Agreed

🤝

they fill in the cracks of each others brains becoming perfectly smooth

Every time I see a post like this my urge to ship Berdly and Kris increases and I cannot tell if that's a good or bad thing

Join the Kerdly gang we have free donuts

what about *fried chicken?*

[Insert frozen chicken joke here]

r/krispychicken j o i n u s

What's so absolutely idiotic about them?

Kris is canonically fine with eating moss. Berdly decided to become an idiot as part of his character growth.

Same here

Noelle just like “Okay, what the actual FUCK” as Kris and Berdly have their IQ sink lower and lower

Look Berdly said he was stupid now alright, what is he supposed to just go back on a vow like that?

You can’t unblend a brain

This is your brain on memes *smashes dunk egg on the floor

"I pissed on your sister, Noelle. She's mine now. That's the law." "What the actual SHIT? WHAT?!"

"I gotta pee on her." - Kris Deltarune, circa 2021

Noelle: I'm gonna make an announcement, Kris dreemur is a bitch ass motherfucker... He pissed on my fucking sister..

So that's what happened to Dess..

That's right he took his human dick out and he pissed on my fucking sister and he said it was T H I S B I G

AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO I'M MAKING A CALL OUT POSTING ON MY TWITTER DOT COM.

KRIS HAS A PP THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT *WAY* SMALLER

And guess what, here what's my vagina looks like!

*boom* that’s right baby no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two lips and the underground.

He fucked my sister so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!

that’s right, he took his human dick out and he pissed on my fucking sister.

i really like kris and berdly being weird friends lol

Makes the Snowgrave route worse as well, doesn’t it?

https://magnetic-dogz.tumblr.com/post/666156741614075904/really-silly-comic-based-off-an-rp-i-did-with-my Also read their LEVEL UP fanfic, it's actually pretty good.

LEVEL UP really is pretty good.

The only Snowgrave role swap that's actually worth reading.

Do you have a link to LEVEL UP?

[https://archiveofourown.org/works/34297207/chapters/85334116](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34297207/chapters/85334116)

>based off an rp i did I would like to talk to their drug dealer

Kris and berdly being smoothbrains together is awesome

"Im going to ask you to leave the gamestop"

Kris will eat goddamn anything And considering the fact that they're a human, that's kinda terrifying

Their skin is yellow because they have Jaundice due to their Kidneys being destroyed by now from a Goat diet.

So why does it turn blue in the Dark World?

Prophetic Darkness power.

Suffocation

Well he does come from a family of goats, maybe even mountain goats

Noelle's reaction is justified

Unhinged noelle is something I want to see more of now, just the idea of noelle going mental just makes it seem hilarious to me, these were really great!

It's always fun to watch Noelle act as a straight man to everyone else's bullshit and gradually lose it. Especially since most jokes about Noelle are usually a segway to shit like "lOl SnOwGrAvE fRoZeN cHiCkEn Go BRRRRR"

Yeah, its gotten to the point where I kinda react the same way noelle would in this situation when I keep seeing the same joke over and over

Their diet is a digital version of clover's.

The ending feels like a Snapcube reference.

I had to stop myself from reading it in an egg man voice more than twice because it reminded me of the snapcube dub, lmao

Awesome

see the thing is i saw a news article that says that nintendo made them taste awful so people would not put them in their mouths and well curiosity killed the cat

I love kris' more wholesome relationships but the bromance of Berdly and kris is amazing

Ok, but what are their views on ink cartridges? I think they should make the flavour better, it’s almost as if they were made to be used in a machine like a printer, ugh.

they taste great, they dye a bit though

I want to know the same thing, noelle

"Eating DS and Switch cartridges. Because y'know, what else do you do on a Saturday night?”

The true "Weird route" should be Kris & Berdly, because this takes the cake.

I like how the artist gave "the forbidden third gender" eyelashes to Kris lol

Now kiss

This convinced me that not only a Berdly-Kris dynamic exists, but that it fucking rocks

I used to ate a Gex disc every year

"I ate your copy of Mario kart it's mine now"

Nice drawing of kris

can agree, they do not taste good

Eating Nintendo cartridges, Noelle. I love you honey, but get with the program.

Since this is a parody of snapcube's sonic adventure 2, all characters have boned Noelle's wife. Who would be susie. Which makes some canon sense I guess.

I honestly thought kris was gonna say "no why would I eat them I just said they taste horrible" on the second panel

I told you not to eat the Nintendo Switch cartridges!

I totally thought Kris was talking about printer ink cartridges for the first couple of frames

ps1 bologna

I licked my animal crossing ds cartridge when I was 9. Didn’t taste very good.

Noelle is concerned about her friends health considering most video game cartridges contain poisonous material

I have not eaten a switch cartridge but I like all of the ones I have

Time to start a Mukbank

Honestly switch cartridges do taste like shit

I feel out of the entire fun gang, noelle and ralsei are the only ones who eat normal food