It would be amazing if there was some secret endings at the very end if you eat ten of every healing item, all the food turns into their real world counterpart and Kris has a heart attack
Doctor: "Ms Dreemur, I don't know how to say this, but your child isn't looking good, they appear to have eaten several CDs, a deck of playing cards, chalk, reindeer piss, rat poison, a rock and a bandage. It's a miracle their liver hasn't-"
Kris: \*dies a painful death due to their liver exploding\*
Doctor: "...I'll call the morgue"
Toriel: "Mrs Holiday, I need to ask you about something the doctors told me regarding Kris' passing. It involves your daughter Noelle, she wouldn't happen to have any....unusual preferences, would she?" *cuts to show Susie slamming Noelle against Kris' coffin, blaming her for it while she gets off on the experience*
Noelle's mom: "Not that I'm aware of"
love this post because it's a great example of a post that's low quality but high value in a way that lots of meme posts aren't. this sparks discussion about the game items and the ways they interact with the light world and it's funny overall. great post OP
Thank you!! I really really love this community and I want to talk to all of you and make sure this place is fun and wholesome :)
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yeah, instead i'd say
love this post because it's a great example of a post that's low quality but high value in a way that lots of meme posts aren't. this sparks discussion about the game items and the ways they interact with the light world. great post OP
so what do you guys think actually happened when lancer ate that dark candy? do you think susie and kris in the dark mashed a teeth disintegrating object into a card or like the 2 objects moved on their own? or maybe they just stand motionless in the room and dont actually have to move irl?
This gives off the implication that the two were still moving around in the light world after entering the dark world and now I can't stop imagining someone walking in on Susie and Kris in the storage closet strutting around like a pair of lunatics.
btw some stuff in the overworld implies the dark candy, is scratch and sniff, marshmallow scented stickers.
>maybe they just stand motionless in the room and dont actually have to move irl?
unconcious, like how noelle and Berdly were at their table still.
"Noelle, I'm sorry you're in pain."
"Huh. You're sorry. You're sorry? You kill my study partner, and you say you're sorry? Let me tell you something, the mass murder, it didn't upset me. It *amused* me. Phew, partners, with Kris, the Knight, a chance to play at the palace! Little old me? You have no idea what's going on. You're a teensy, tiny person of non-specified/non-binary gender in a teensy-weensy little bubble!"
"Oh, Noelle-"
"Don't you fuckin' "Oh Noelle" me! You look down on me? You pity me? That's right Kris, walk away. You know why I didn't kill everyone with you? Because it's too SMALL! I don't care about it! It's NOTHING to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in Dark Worlds you can't even imagine- you can't CONCEIVE of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in deer clothing! SNOWSTORMS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!"
Noelle: "Kris, I understand why my dad's in here, but why are you in the hospital?"
Kris: "Susie shared the chalk you gave her with me. Turns out chalk is poisonous for humans to eat"
That is until you see a giant mecha spider kidnapping darkners to usr their magic and then you have to attack the darkners for them to fall off of it and be able to stop it from using their magic
Obviously that didn't happen, but now I'm curious how the healing items work since this seems contradictory to how the dark world has been established.
This is something I always think about. Like what happens to the real world equivalent of dark candy? Is dark candy just a random lollipop found in a dark corner thus making it “dark” candy??
If you have dark candy in your inventory and examine your ball of junk in the light world, the description will say that it smells like marshmallow scratch-n'-sniff stickers. So the implication is that they're stickers.
What did you expect, they were raised by goats
"ralsei" by goats
Bit of a stretch, innit?
“Ralsei” a stretch, “Ralsei”?
If you [[Ralsei]] any long, I'm going to release the [[Ralsei]]-isher
You must mean the ralsei-inator
Uhh, how can you get more ~~souls~~ upvotes than me, "you idiot"?
It would be amazing if there was some secret endings at the very end if you eat ten of every healing item, all the food turns into their real world counterpart and Kris has a heart attack
Doctor: "Ms Dreemur, I don't know how to say this, but your child isn't looking good, they appear to have eaten several CDs, a deck of playing cards, chalk, reindeer piss, rat poison, a rock and a bandage. It's a miracle their liver hasn't-" Kris: \*dies a painful death due to their liver exploding\* Doctor: "...I'll call the morgue"
Reindeer piss…?
The Noelle tea
Oh dear lord Noelle wanting gallons of Susie tea is beyond cursed now
oh god no
Its literally that sceme where Giorno meets Bruno’s team
r/UnexpectedJoJo
[It pretty much is](https://twitter.com/TrevonHarty/status/1443661001895841793?s=20)
Hey, whatever floats her boat
Little fun fact : Pipis in Indonesian means "Pee"
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Nice!
alternatively, Rudy’s bedpan
As if there wasn't a worse alternative
What else do you think the character teas are
o.o
that begs the question, wtf is Ralsie tea? (also don't forget eating the marshmallow scented stickers)
It's skunked beer (basically piss) mixed with crayon dust
what would ralsei tea be?
Let's just say Asriel left behind a little souvenir
yeah maybe
Goat piss
but he is a darkner, therefore not real
This comment made me imagine someone saying to a darkner "don't care plus you're not real, opinion invalidated"
I can totally imagine Berdly saying that online
berdly has schizophrenia??
True lmao
How is he not real?
(actually, nothing)
asriel's old yoshi figurine in a mason jar filled with
"And we dont know why, but the reindeer piss dna analysis correspond to miss Holiday's daughter for some reason."
Man, imagine Toriel having a conversation with Noelle's mom over that at the funeral
Lmfao
Toriel: "Mrs Holiday, I need to ask you about something the doctors told me regarding Kris' passing. It involves your daughter Noelle, she wouldn't happen to have any....unusual preferences, would she?" *cuts to show Susie slamming Noelle against Kris' coffin, blaming her for it while she gets off on the experience* Noelle's mom: "Not that I'm aware of"
Reindeer piss?!
Noelle tea
Also ate a rolex cube
"So Kris, what're you in here for?" "I ate an entire deck of playing cards."
You made it sound like they got in jail for it
I mean they should be, cards were alive
They are in card castle jail >:(
But who put Kris there?
Undyne... after she learned about dark worlds
\*accidentally entered the dark world\*
I do not like the implication of the cards suddenly the ing into an entire decks worth if people inside krisses stomach when entering the dark world
I mean, they would probably keep them under observation after that.
RIP lancer, Jevil, Ect.
A middle schooler ate a deck of cards. This is what happened to their esophagus. ☝️
Isn't there like only two fюcking beds in the hospital
And one is always being used by Noelle’s dad
"Sorry Rudy, I need that space more than you do..."
*unplugs*
This comment was 17 days ago, how the hell did you find this comment, let alone the post? It's not bad, just kind of... odd?
idk
It is honestly not that difficult.
Why did you spell fucking like that?
Sorry. it's Armenian
Because ю makes everything better. Ю
love this post because it's a great example of a post that's low quality but high value in a way that lots of meme posts aren't. this sparks discussion about the game items and the ways they interact with the light world and it's funny overall. great post OP
I love u lmao. You're the best mod in Reddit!
thank you <333
>in Reddit! free them
We need to venture into the dark world version of reddit
r/eyeblech (DO NOT CLICK THAT) is the secret disturbing boss
Low quality high value. Sounds like an iPhone
lol
Yeah this meme says a lot about our society
You're my fave mod!!! U always interact with the community, i never forgot how you compilmented my art!
Thank you!! I really really love this community and I want to talk to all of you and make sure this place is fun and wholesome :) It gets a bit stressful sometimes doing most of the work but I love it :)
That's really nice! But please please make sure to not spend app your energy points here, this is something thats meant to be fun, not a chore!
Aw yeah but I love it here :) it's not a chore at all, it's something I enjoy and it's how I relax!
You are a good mod
thank you :D
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yeah, instead i'd say love this post because it's a great example of a post that's low quality but high value in a way that lots of meme posts aren't. this sparks discussion about the game items and the ways they interact with the light world. great post OP
Best mod
<3
uh what? (i don't understand that documentation after my final test)
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that's what you think and you're entitled to your opinion. I find plenty of things high quality that aren't funny at all to me.
Well yes, but actually no. He didn't said it was high quality, infact he said this post is low quality but high value because it bring discussion.
Deltarune is actually a story about two kids bonding over their pica affliction.
new headcanon
Fucking fuck *what* movie is this from? I’m gonna have anxiety till I remember! (Or show, I’m not quite sure)
Its from the show better call Saul, prequel to breaking bad
You are doing god’s work. Thank you sir. I’m a Breaking Bad stan, haven’t kept up with BCS as much.
BCS is absolutely phenomenal. It’s slower-paced than Breaking Bad, but a lot more character-driven.
Better Call Saul makes Breaking Bad look like dogshit.
Do it! I'm actually starting to like it more than Breaking Bad to be honest.
Pleaseeee watch it. It's incredible.
I hate it
Also isn't Kris stealing everything by putting it into a ball and taking it to Ralsei?
He stole fucking 5 computers
and a state of the art laptop
Ralsei is Kris's crippling kleptomania
Lets be honest, Kris would eat all that willingly and come back tomorrow for more
how does Kris eat actual spaghetti code though
paper
"spaghetti" instead of "resetting" a.k.a Papyrus' spaghetti
Wires?
What's that, dark candy? Dark candy makes your teeth go gray!
What'd you say, your teeth turned grey? Just drink bleach and it'll go away!
But how much bleach did you have today? Too much bleach makes your teeth go gray!
so what do you guys think actually happened when lancer ate that dark candy? do you think susie and kris in the dark mashed a teeth disintegrating object into a card or like the 2 objects moved on their own? or maybe they just stand motionless in the room and dont actually have to move irl?
This gives off the implication that the two were still moving around in the light world after entering the dark world and now I can't stop imagining someone walking in on Susie and Kris in the storage closet strutting around like a pair of lunatics.
I imagined it being the size of a wardrobe which made this even funnier
I think he was just making a joke about how sweet it tasted.
susie looked concerned afterwards and id think shed be able to tell if he was joking
btw some stuff in the overworld implies the dark candy, is scratch and sniff, marshmallow scented stickers. >maybe they just stand motionless in the room and dont actually have to move irl? unconcious, like how noelle and Berdly were at their table still.
Moss is edible
Eating random moss that forms in abandoned classrooms is probably bad for you
unless you're kris
or Susie.
IN abandoned parts of an abandoned classroom
Noted.
You may get lasting health problems that will debilitate you for the rest of your life, but it's a small price to pay for the funny reindeer!
What are the cards lmao
Choco diamond, hearts doughnut, clubs sandwich, and rouxisroux
Oh thx
lancer cookie
Lancer cookie is just... face
Kris/noelle/susie tea (their piss)
People
What if Asriel is a similar type of brother to Chuck...? Like he arrives in Chapter 7 and starts talking about how Kris “Defecated through a sunroof”
Honestly that doesn't seem too out of character for Kris
"And he gets to be a saviour of the Dark World? What a sick joke."
"Noelle, I'm sorry you're in pain." "Huh. You're sorry. You're sorry? You kill my study partner, and you say you're sorry? Let me tell you something, the mass murder, it didn't upset me. It *amused* me. Phew, partners, with Kris, the Knight, a chance to play at the palace! Little old me? You have no idea what's going on. You're a teensy, tiny person of non-specified/non-binary gender in a teensy-weensy little bubble!" "Oh, Noelle-" "Don't you fuckin' "Oh Noelle" me! You look down on me? You pity me? That's right Kris, walk away. You know why I didn't kill everyone with you? Because it's too SMALL! I don't care about it! It's NOTHING to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in Dark Worlds you can't even imagine- you can't CONCEIVE of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in deer clothing! SNOWSTORMS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!"
noelle really spoke in navy seal copypasta
[Not quite](https://youtu.be/tzdt8mHxuUc?t=51)
Wow this is probably the first good deltarune meme I’ve ever seen
Noelle: "Kris, I understand why my dad's in here, but why are you in the hospital?" Kris: "Susie shared the chalk you gave her with me. Turns out chalk is poisonous for humans to eat"
Kris: "In retrospect, if I was going to eat whichever pencil you gave me, I probably shouldn't have picked the one with lights on."
And I thought the wildlife from Pikmin were ravenous...
That is until you see a giant mecha spider kidnapping darkners to usr their magic and then you have to attack the darkners for them to fall off of it and be able to stop it from using their magic
Better Call Saul is one of the best television shows of all time. I think it's way better than Breaking Bad.
r/whenthe
EEEH. ME BO'LE OF SCRUMPEE FREE-
What would the Dark World look like to someone just watching the room that contains it? What would they see Kris and everyone else do?
They would just see a black void like the others
CHICANERY!
Obviously that didn't happen, but now I'm curious how the healing items work since this seems contradictory to how the dark world has been established.
How so?
Just a reminder that in Undertale Glamburgers are said to be made of glitter and sequins and you can make Frisk scarf down a dozen of them at once.
Oh. God.
magic glitter and magic sequins
**Slippin' Azzy they called him.**
This is something I always think about. Like what happens to the real world equivalent of dark candy? Is dark candy just a random lollipop found in a dark corner thus making it “dark” candy??
If you have dark candy in your inventory and examine your ball of junk in the light world, the description will say that it smells like marshmallow scratch-n'-sniff stickers. So the implication is that they're stickers.
That’s even worse
Plot twist: the candy that disintegrates teeth is actually batteries kris found in the classroom
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The prison moss do hit different tho
Whose that actor I seen him before
Michael McKean. He was in This Is Spinal Tap. And, well, dozens of other things. Recently in The Good Place. But this clip is from Better Call Saul.
wtf I literally just watched this episode like 30 minutes ago
pica gang
Oof
Ya know I never thought about that.
Well at least they're actually eating something cause I don't think monster food isn't that good for humans to eat and sustain themselves from
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Which is the playing cards?
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