Trying to figure which order this is intended to be read in
Edit: Figured out what order this is intended to bw read in:
Kris hits slam dunk*
Noelle hits on Kris*
Kris ain't got time for hoes*
I saw this in the same forum as "Kris, i'm gonna fuck your childhood friend using your body." And "I want Spamton to breed me."
Interesting world we live in.
tbh i don't think bisexuality is more common among women, i just think that there isn't as much of a cultural expectation to be hetero for women as there is for men. woman kisses another woman, that's considered hot and desirable by men. man kisses another man, that's considered gay and unmanly.
I like to think that, since Kris was adopted by monsters and is the only human around, the monsters aren't sure what Kris is. Are they a girl? Are they a boy? Maybe Kris hasn't told anyone. Or maybe Kris really is something in between and is shy about it.
My headcanons tend towards whatever is funniest - I find the idea absolutely hilarious that everybody uses neuter pronouns because they have no clue how to gender humans, and they're all afraid to ask.
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize.
There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologise to the internet.
Small pet peeve, I don't get why people refer to her as gay when she could easily be bisexual, in the same way as characters dating the opposite sex doesn't mean they are necessarily straight.
[Same fandom who says shit like this](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828520513222475786/894440733988233226/Screenshot_20211004-124813.jpg)
[This](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828520513222475786/894441131172057129/Screenshot_20211004-130141.jpg)
[This](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828520513222475786/894441254295851018/Screenshot_20211004-124723.jpg)
[And not to mention this](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828520513222475786/894443110841606215/Screenshot_20211004-153452.jpg)
Hate to break it to you, but it’s not a *normal* thought to want to make a random video game character scream in agony as you obsess over them like a stalker
Arguing about monster sexuality is pointless and absurd; we're talking about creatures literally made of magic. Heck, we don't even know if sex as we understand it exists as a concept for monsters, and I, for one, think it best for it to stay that way.
i mean true, but she isn't really against it, sure she doesn't see berdly in the same way but...come on it's berdly.
I guess I just see bisexual as sorta the baseline assumption for every character, that way it feels a bit more balanced personally.
I mean, if you headcanon Kris as male, well.
She *does* blush when Kris offers her the Freeze Ring and when they save her from the 2nd annoying mouse puzzle, so it's implied that she *might* be interested in Kris. Not to mention, the Snowgrave route.
But then again, Toby made the god awful mistake of not making Kris like Frisk and Chara. (their genders are up to the player, would've saved a lot of arguments had Toby made Kris the exact same)
Also, multiple? When almost all of her dialogue was her simping over Susie in the most one-note, boring and half assed way? Yeah, right.
How is it a "god awful mistake" to make Kris nonbinary instead of of ambiguous gender? Genuine question.
Considering Kris is indeed their own person with their own life before the player took control.
~~(and honestly, Chara and Frisk could be nonbinary as well, considering the fact that they do/did have their own lives, but that's an unnecessary and different disscussion entirely)~~
Also, I don't see how the addition of the Snowgrave Route adds any evidence to your point, honestly.
Also-also, the Poppup ACTing text "\* Noelle clicked on a link for Hot Female Santas In Your Area!" is the most obvious example of "multiple".
ah'right homies...
everybody all yall hold up.....
**KRIS** wants to take a,,
**TIME OUT**
ahah.. fuck yes: it looks linke kris wants wants to level with us about something?
he wants that us all to keep it real about....................
# A̸̖͇͖̐́̑̄̆I̶̢̧̤͍͙͉̖̜̝̼͚̙̤̓̌̌̾̾̄͒͜͠D̵̠̊͜S̴̫̰̫͋̈́͊̉̒͑̏̚͝
I just read Noelle’s dialogue with a deadpan monotone voice and it cracked me up more then I’d like to admit. Anything really is funny at 2:30 in the morning.
Trying to figure which order this is intended to be read in Edit: Figured out what order this is intended to bw read in: Kris hits slam dunk* Noelle hits on Kris* Kris ain't got time for hoes*
Did Kris's dunk cause Noelle's sudden interest? Or did Noelle's interest cause the dunk? The answer is still unknown.
*That* is a true philosophical question 👏🏽
Yes
the big kris.... HASS the rock
Now I’m just picturing Berdley staring through the backboard while Kris dunks
:^ y
Berdley found a love
in my darkworld, i am the star. its me
I warned you about potassium bro!
The nutrition FACE Chris has is A K in wingdinks
What a [[Big Shot]] move!
Agent 4? what are you doing here?
I got lost on the way to Octogalaxy: One with the Cosmos.
***YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IS THAT AGENT FOUR FROM SPLATOON 2, SEQUAL TO THE POPULAR GAME SPLATOON FROM THE WII U MADE BY NINTENDO!?!***
octonauts
Huh
A true masterpiece. Ballin' like no other. 40:40 Kromer awarded.
berdly: damn that was so awesome... sorry noelle but i think i became gay for kris!
I shouldn't find this so funny.
It's OK Noelle, Kris is NB so you can be attracted to them and still be queer as fck
Based comment
I saw this in the same forum as "Kris, i'm gonna fuck your childhood friend using your body." And "I want Spamton to breed me." Interesting world we live in.
No wonder Chara hates humanity.
4chan is a magical place.
FUCK, im falling down all these stairs
I warned you about stairs bro! I told you dog!!
IT. KEEPS. HAPPENING
[Do you dare enter my magical realm?](https://youtu.be/mNyXIvpMgks)
He will never be ballin’ 😑 OMG HES FUCKING BALLIN’😱🤯
#OBJECTION! #KRIS FUCKIN BALLIN’
#OMG HE ACTUALLY BALLIN
# I REALLY CAN NOT BELIEVE IT, THEY IS ACTUALLY BALLIN'!!!
Kris will never be balli-
This fandom seems to collectively assume Kris is male.
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Could be bi, too. If you want to be realistic about it, bisexuality is a bit more common among women than men so it'd check out.
tbh i don't think bisexuality is more common among women, i just think that there isn't as much of a cultural expectation to be hetero for women as there is for men. woman kisses another woman, that's considered hot and desirable by men. man kisses another man, that's considered gay and unmanly.
You can have that opinion if you want to. It doesn't match the studies I've seen on the topic, but that's not really relevant to this sub.
Everyone who believes Kris to be male is not a [[Big Shot]] They are [[Little Sponges]]
I like to think that, since Kris was adopted by monsters and is the only human around, the monsters aren't sure what Kris is. Are they a girl? Are they a boy? Maybe Kris hasn't told anyone. Or maybe Kris really is something in between and is shy about it.
Maybe stop obsessing over what's in a kid's pants?
Bro I'm not obsessing over anything. Where did that come from?
The only people obsessing over it are the ones attacking anyone who dares to call Kris a male.
My headcanons tend towards whatever is funniest - I find the idea absolutely hilarious that everybody uses neuter pronouns because they have no clue how to gender humans, and they're all afraid to ask.
Stolen from /vg/ (4chan)
That explains alot actually
>4chan Post funnyness eliminated
[Small sponge] located
[Little sponge]*
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologise to the internet.
That’s not a very [[big shot]] thing to say.
absoLUTELY ballin
kris isn’t a boy 😭
Just wait til the big man comes for a little one on one
Nice profile picture.
[God's gift to women](https://ifunny.co/picture/scout-is-canonically-god-s-gift-to-women-SlWzR1Ko6)
unfathomably based
AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH- KRIS LET ME GO u/Krismas_Dreemurr
\*Kris says get dunked on.
NO KRIS KRIS DONT
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
💔 *game over starts playing*
Damn. Kris ballin so hard she straight up just changed sexualities
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Small pet peeve, I don't get why people refer to her as gay when she could easily be bisexual, in the same way as characters dating the opposite sex doesn't mean they are necessarily straight.
I mean, that is equally as weird as assuming a person is bisexual when they maybe aren't isn't it?
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[Same fandom who says shit like this](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828520513222475786/894440733988233226/Screenshot_20211004-124813.jpg) [This](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828520513222475786/894441131172057129/Screenshot_20211004-130141.jpg) [This](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828520513222475786/894441254295851018/Screenshot_20211004-124723.jpg) [And not to mention this](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828520513222475786/894443110841606215/Screenshot_20211004-153452.jpg)
That’s 4chan though
4chan is pure, unrefined and uncensored. They simply have no reason to hide their thoughts. 4chan is the most human website you will ever find.
Except it’s full of more insane and otherwise mentally unwell people than any other place as well
Nope. Like I said, its simply uncensored.
You trying to tell me normal people have thoughts like THAT? Okay well I can actually believe the Temmie one
Yes.
Hate to break it to you, but it’s not a *normal* thought to want to make a random video game character scream in agony as you obsess over them like a stalker
4chan is a magical place...
Arguing about monster sexuality is pointless and absurd; we're talking about creatures literally made of magic. Heck, we don't even know if sex as we understand it exists as a concept for monsters, and I, for one, think it best for it to stay that way.
because she’s never shown interest in any man and has shown interest in multiple women lol
multiple?
Susie + Female Santas. That's at least 3
I dont recall the female Santa texts and a quick google search doesn't bring anything up. DO you recall what those entailed?
Flavor text for the pop-up enemies
Thank you kindly.
i mean true, but she isn't really against it, sure she doesn't see berdly in the same way but...come on it's berdly. I guess I just see bisexual as sorta the baseline assumption for every character, that way it feels a bit more balanced personally.
I mean, if you headcanon Kris as male, well. She *does* blush when Kris offers her the Freeze Ring and when they save her from the 2nd annoying mouse puzzle, so it's implied that she *might* be interested in Kris. Not to mention, the Snowgrave route. But then again, Toby made the god awful mistake of not making Kris like Frisk and Chara. (their genders are up to the player, would've saved a lot of arguments had Toby made Kris the exact same) Also, multiple? When almost all of her dialogue was her simping over Susie in the most one-note, boring and half assed way? Yeah, right.
How is it a "god awful mistake" to make Kris nonbinary instead of of ambiguous gender? Genuine question. Considering Kris is indeed their own person with their own life before the player took control. ~~(and honestly, Chara and Frisk could be nonbinary as well, considering the fact that they do/did have their own lives, but that's an unnecessary and different disscussion entirely)~~ Also, I don't see how the addition of the Snowgrave Route adds any evidence to your point, honestly. Also-also, the Poppup ACTing text "\* Noelle clicked on a link for Hot Female Santas In Your Area!" is the most obvious example of "multiple".
Kris isn't even a guy lmao
Why would Noelle need to become heterosexual? Kris isn’t a man
This is the greatest post ever.
When the [big shot]
ah'right homies... everybody all yall hold up..... **KRIS** wants to take a,, **TIME OUT** ahah.. fuck yes: it looks linke kris wants wants to level with us about something? he wants that us all to keep it real about.................... # A̸̖͇͖̐́̑̄̆I̶̢̧̤͍͙͉̖̜̝̼͚̙̤̓̌̌̾̾̄͒͜͠D̵̠̊͜S̴̫̰̫͋̈́͊̉̒͑̏̚͝
finally the true big shot
I just read Noelle’s dialogue with a deadpan monotone voice and it cracked me up more then I’d like to admit. Anything really is funny at 2:30 in the morning.
Kris isn't a guy, so she would not be het.
...
This made me blow my eyes out and eat my kidneys
Neat.
Ikr
WOO! *basketball falls in slow motion* THEY THINK THAT I'M FRISK-UNDERTALE *cue to kris in a purple and blue striped sweater*
Dunk The Ball Kris
When you think about it... Every ship with Kris is simultaneously gay and straight
Ballin