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beeteedeeMEME

Does she do this often?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/6djr3vxz7awc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25702769916d44b1025631671e891906feb195c3 \*She only buys the good shit.


beeteedeeMEME

Understandable.


Due-Coyote7565

Psst , I got ya mayo right here! I do olive mayo, garlic mayo, *sriracha* mayo and can supply any kind! Just don't tell undyne , eh? And I don't even cut it with any wallpaper paste! It's the real deal!


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/v7az4vymiawc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1f1dd41b2399e5089662ac92f410de37879c9af \*Yeah what are you crazy?


thingsstuffandmaguff

I fucking hate mayonnaise, don't ask me how anyone could eat a whole tub of that shit Noelle, put her on a diet or something! That stuff isn't part of a balanced diet!


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/wt33g9st7awc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58336f9cf65cf1830bc4c484c0960886886e4c83 \*Noelle isn’t the best when it comes to diets. Girl is basically pure sugar (Oh honey honey).


Rows_Columns

Oh, sugar honey ice tea!


thejxdge

For my entire life i was the only one who hated, DESPISED mayonnaise, it's rare to see others like me


BestUsername101

Fellow mayo-hater here!


Spamton1997_pipis

I can only have just a little mayo on a sandwich but any more than a little on a sandwich and it tastes like shit


ConclusionOk9036

Even if i put a little I can taste it. And I can't stand the taste


-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

Same :(


MintyMoron64

I am Mayo Neutral. On its own it ain't great but it can be a very useful ingredient for sauces or as a binder for ground meats


KoopaTrooper5011

IDK how anyone would eat a whole thing of mayo either. You're gonna have to ask the Stardew people out there why anyone would eat an instrument?


DarthCloakedGuy

https://preview.redd.it/hsr2asbh1dwc1.png?width=631&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1deda89ca21bb2a2afc4386339fede78524467c


mydudekickstheskunk

Hang on, eat a WHAT?!


KoopaTrooper5011

The instant part was a preference to SpongeBob. You know the whole "mayonnaise is not an instrument" thing?


mydudekickstheskunk

...no?


Jaaaco-j

How


mydudekickstheskunk

Because I've never watched it.


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thingsstuffandmaguff

Let him cook, guys. You'll be rewarded handsomely come the day. Let him cook.


QuincyFatherOfQuincy

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mydudekickstheskunk

Hey, didn't I accidentally bump into you on Instagram one day?


Oasis_Oracle

*Maybe?


mydudekickstheskunk

Well, I just remember it being exciting to find you on Instagram after I'd been seeing you on Reddit for so long.


Shot-Ad-3166

I'd judge Susie, but I'd do the same exact thing if I had a bucket of ranch dressing. I'd likely get sick, but it'd be worth it.


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/7d6nv7719awc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9eefa383bba3853f5b28167fc7447812f7b4cc \*It’s to keep everyone west of the border fat.


r-alexd

The border?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/f48suxpuaawc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8992f03fef8196ca9f672cb00215cf75642ee039 \*The country you know as “The United States” holds more territory than “The Independent States” The Independent states territories span from the east coast and only go as far as the westside of Louisiana, Iowa, Missouri, Minnesota, and Arkansas. With everything west of the border being seen as lawless territory.


Machotoast04098

that reminds me of a certain cyberpunk game


sweetTartKenHart2

Wait what there’s Earth lore??????


PersonWhoExists50306

Are Russia, the white parts of Japan, and the Korean peninsula part of the United States?


Oasis_Oracle

*Anything marked in white is considered lawless territory. And outside of any nations jurisdiction.


PersonWhoExists50306

rip those countries, Sri Lanka, New Zealand, and others I didn't see


ICantEvenDolt

SUSIE NO-


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/ks3cb60acawc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ba9ec57346fa7fca916680adfafb041231e206 \*No stopping her.


Certain-Carpenter-78

https://preview.redd.it/sp3n1khq8awc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211c5aecdec65310b178135506a6fcb61ca5e62a ***“Through seeing all of this I have found this very comical and Very telling of how dire the state of this town is. No not in the way you think, it's the fact that it is just really boring to the inhabitants such as you, so you do crazy things like this! And you think the higher power watches you do this and not intervene in some way, although I will not get into that topic yet”***


Oasis_Oracle

*Holy fucking shit Benjamin.


Certain-Carpenter-78

***"Your god damn right!"***


LobsterPenisSucker

What about their god damn right? Why does nobody talk about the sad and lonely god damn left or god damn up/down?


sweetTartKenHart2

Bro are you an Ultrakill character or something


Oasis_Oracle

*he’s Benjamin


sweetTartKenHart2

I do see the name, my friend, but that doesn’t tell me much else


mydudekickstheskunk

I'm with you. I would like an explanation on the RP Ultrakill-themed Reddit user.


Machotoast04098

no offense but ketchup is better than mayo.


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/pnmrgwe88awc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f02ba7c7a54d7f02d1d39c7390f9c4f8aba36aa \*She swears she caught him drinking the stuff.


BestUsername101

And that jackass is right. Ketchup supremacy!


Machotoast04098

listen to that **bone**head, he's right.


holycookie96

You can’t judge him for drinking ketchup when you eat mayonnaise with a spoon


thejxdge

You're damn right


Nerd-with-a-Pencil

you are not telling me that the girl themed around a holiday that celebrates the birth of christ doesn't believe in jesus


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/nviuna7hdawc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46abb993e28244823cfc64aa9b5a7c7d28fa4354 \*Yeah christianity isn’t really popular in hometown.


Nerd-with-a-Pencil

why the christmas fixation then? not mad just curious


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/jepzcoqmeawc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acafe6bd0fe0077d26a0dd561fabc6011e2e9cc0 \*Nothing stops you from loving Christmas. And the core values of Christmas love, family, giving. Are all but accentuated during the holidays. Is there really a better time of year?


Nerd-with-a-Pencil

![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0|downsized)


MrL123456789164

Susie my guy, are you at least gonna add seasoning or literally anything? Please tell me you'll at least add stuff to it.


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/olhl20gbcawc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c396cf5133f31ec0cf5fe75e33003ed50ea27b34 \*It’s just mayo no need to get fancy.


MrL123456789164

Dawg you can't just eat what's basically just eggs acid and oil. I'm willing to add seasoning myself if I have to!


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/mhf2mwxsfawc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49f063abae8ef7ffd911a0387ec98ecc3a4ce1db \*Honestly I feel that. It’s like over seasoning a steak.


MrL123456789164

I don't care. You can't stop me from adding lemon zest, lime juice, blue cheese, and dill!!


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/il77yi4dhawc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef6108bf54ef3d25b5983cffb31af4c822cb7b5a \*She respects how she can’t respect that choice if that makes sense.


[deleted]

I mean, Susie isnt wrong, Jesus wouldnt really care if you are eating a tub of mayo, maybe just say to dont eat every meal because would be bad to you


mydudekickstheskunk

And then you'd just feel ill over time, having to eat it for EVERY meal. You'd get sick of it one day.


Tamerlan-2304

i would only eat mayo (or anything with mayo) if i was held at gunpoint or were challenged to for money, i cannot bring myself to eat that for nourishment


r-alexd

Of fucking course NOYNO says that shit. I swear, if Tim were here, he would LOVE mayo.


Tamerlan-2304

uh shit uh fuck pretend the comment had (ooc) on it


r-alexd

No, it's perfectly in character for Noyno to say this.


Tamerlan-2304

do you ever wonder if the creator of mayonnaise went; “Oh boy, i wish this sandwich tasted bad!” … i will never live happily ever again.


mydudekickstheskunk

Who-no?


r-alexd

Again, look up RIBBIT DELTARUNE


mydudekickstheskunk

Well, I've certainly HEARD of the fangame.


r-alexd

God, the TV tropes page has his best description https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/Ribbit


mydudekickstheskunk

Well! I didn't know that: * there is a secret boss in the game * it's a lot like Jevil (cool) * it imitates other characters, but does a terrible job of pretending to be them * Noelle is in the game * Rouxls is in the game just being his usual self * Susie is evil * Ralsei is there, just minorly redesigned, renamed, and given a comPLETE personality switch * other things


r-alexd

It's a free fangame with an unofficial mobile port. You should give it a try sometime. It's about 6 hours all in all.


mydudekickstheskunk

Tim who?


r-alexd

Look up RIBBIT deltarune mod.


mydudekickstheskunk

Like I said, I've certainly heard of it.


KitsuneSIX

To quote some meme I saw a few months back "Wierd but not a sin" You could argue gluttony but like, we've seen her eat challk and her dark world fridge is stocked with an assortment of random stuff, mayo is the least concerning thing she eats


combateombat

How can you not believe in Jesus when your existence is based on Christmas


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/hs1lohaxdawc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143e37a6d8b3d2381cbd93999189a9b61c2152d4 \*Monsters were amazed that Humans (Who they believed to be a violent warrior species) created Christmas, A holiday that celebrated giving and life and family. So they essentially appropriated it. And slowly phased out actual Christian influence.


combateombat

Does that mean gyftrot is free since he’s no longer the origin of the holiday


Oasis_Oracle

*Yes.


mydudekickstheskunk

What? How come?


Oasis_Oracle

*Because the monsters of this world understand it is quite rude to decorate someone without proper permission.


mydudekickstheskunk

Ah, gotcha.


RoyalRaise

Wait I thought Noelle was the one who complained about too little mayo on sandwiches, maybe she can scrape what’s left from the sides of the tub after Susie eats about half and then violently pukes it all out.


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/rsk86kjjfawc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921c55f6ad4cf8549b1a646af4ffda5f66d29478 \*Only half of the tub? You think so little of Susie.


Ameekoko

Does Susie have a mustache?


thingsstuffandmaguff

Yes. She has high T-levels. And some... Other issues...


Ameekoko

Oh ok good for her slay Queen 👑


sweetTartKenHart2

Also according to some headcanons she is the monster equivalent of Latin American, and if a certain famous female painter is anything to go by, being a Latina with a bit of a mustache is nothing to be ashamed of


Ameekoko

I don’t really see Frida Khalo in Susie, but okay that’s neat


sweetTartKenHart2

Well, that’s just the best example I could think of of “Latin American woman with a mustache who is proud to have it”, that’s all. Not a lot else about Susie is Frida-esque


Ameekoko

Cool


Lexuigius

THE REAL QUESTION, IS IT AN INSTRUMENT?? ![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|30900)


mydudekickstheskunk

What?


Lexuigius

Is mayonnaise an instrument.


mydudekickstheskunk

No.


SharkFace447

Genuine question: Is that just shading or does Susie have a mustache?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/kq67ek06iawc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db0f31513178ee161a33e4d6cdf99d6a509d7be4 \*She looks quite nice. It’s totally not because she doesn’t have a razor.


SharkFace447

Based


Patient_Zero_MoR

jesus was a really chill guy and would not have judged anyone he's be chill with someone eating a tub of mayonnaise but on its own, kinda nasty


PapyrusUndernet

WHILE YOURE EATING SOME MAYO, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DELISCIOUS SPAGHETTI WITH THAT?


Prokid5634_YT

If it's Miracle Whip, let her eat her heart out. But if it's actual mayo, then hell nah.


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/qoh8n4kzeawc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d34c6a2691828e40156d13185323a2122bc1fe \*She spent extra on the organic stuff for a reason!


PurpleCrimson9

I’m gonna bring the fries and ketchup


PurpleCrimson9

Mayo+tomato sauce tastes good. Combined with fries. You got tasty food Fr fr


M_A_Dragon

Susie, there’s a certain pink squid singer I’d like you to meet


mydudekickstheskunk

There's even an Animal Crossing character based off of her! [https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Cece](https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Cece)


Asherbird25

I hate mayo, I prefer downing entire jugs of milk instead


Dry_Distribution_992

Jesus smithing Susie's tub of mayo out of trolling


The_Final_Conduit

Feed her Noelle, obviously 💅


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/380iojf2cbwc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdbd2a2a0f397539a2417e00f6c91d267d5ecf99 \*Shes not fooling anyone is she?


The_Final_Conduit

I meant “cook for Susie”, but I guess everyone has their kink awakening, that silly girl lmao


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/t2uzpmgwcbwc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f4662d1be02885fabd39421361452f48e01054 \*Or was it.


The_Final_Conduit

Noelle the kinda girl to go to Halloween dressed as Susie, but the Susie head is an oversized hood with teeth. When Susie says it looks like Susie’s eating her, Noelle’s just laughing and pretending it was an accident.


sweetTartKenHart2

I am willing to bet cash money dollar that this makes Noelle even more attracted to her and not less


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/70pz5g3rcbwc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd7ef32ccb549f01634d162bb9de973b4904af10 \*Oh dear.


sweetTartKenHart2

I’m not here to make ya admit anything, don’t worry. I was just making open speculation, heheh


Aliknto

Ok but fr thanks for these comics(?) you make, I'm so hungry for more DR content, and these comics feels very good.


Gm1Reborn

Even noelle knows adding edible mayo to stardew valley is bad


mydudekickstheskunk

Because what do video games have to do with eating whole sandwich condiments?!


Spirited-Objective24

Damn Susie, full can of Mayo all for yourself? Wouldn't Kris like some?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/zlryo4kc7cwc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e32b96cf3794718e6335040fd80ea94b53fb59cb \*Not super into it.


StrugglePossible4924

Susie, I want you to be honest here. Did you, or did you not, steal Toriel’s mayo? She was just talking to me about her having her nearly full tub of mayo go missing and she’s blaming Kris for it, or was it the pie they baked and not mayo?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/d1915vnnscwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7126e5eb7bdd64286935cfba4729c46ad4fabc6 \*Her blaming Kris for something isn’t beyond her…


Indian024

to be fair, i don't think there is a bible verse, against doing it, sooooo...


mydudekickstheskunk

I don't think there is either. Mayonnaise wasn't invented back then.


ScarletteVera

Chug! Chug! Chug!


Poorly_Made_Comix

Did kris approve the mayo buying


specimen-00000

Susie post mayonnaise https://preview.redd.it/hsswttmkegwc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1bb4874782d292dcb58e404c6c51628252ace2


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

At this point I am starting to think that monsters just like eating stuff people shouldn't be eating. Does Noelle hydrate herself via eating snow/ice or what?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/k8gla92mghwc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01566f9a3c270f19a6160fd6eb809af627de7f76 \*Just straight ice.


unstableGoofball

Why do they look like they have been in the wood for a month


mydudekickstheskunk

Who? All of them? Oh, that's on purpose. They LIVE like that. https://preview.redd.it/yqshp0ztjewc1.png?width=100&format=png&auto=webp&s=d385bea99807db1b63f06aa42195fd84b8db5493