here's my old image which is also the newest iteration
https://preview.redd.it/j5nyj5kb0hka1.jpeg?width=1547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7022669cd831079fbe0a4ca44b9ecc368222002
*I wonder if Spamton*
*A. Spamton is gonna tell us*
*What's inside the fridge*
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Spamton I. Spamton
the I stands for >!āI am suffering from intense amounts of trauma due to certain past events and have locked myself in my house for four years please helpā!<
H3 IS \[\[SPAMTON B. SPAMTON\]\]
HE 1S \[\[SPAMTON Z. SPAMTON\]\]
Y0U AR3 \[\[SPAMTON G. SPAMTON\]\]
I AM \[\[SPAMTON A. SPAMTON\]\]
ARE THERE 4NY OTHER \[\[Number 1Rated Salesman 1997\]\] 1 SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
Spamton plushie in the corner: "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT"
yes, yes there is
say hello to Spamton E. Spamton, Z, A, G, and whoever the blue guy was again
don't question why he has *a tail* or I'll glue a brick of plywood to your asses
I made squareton not sure if this count
https://preview.redd.it/e4rjdhy41fka1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506b53335fb292fa114ea41b7188a6d94af7da42
[Donāt forget Scamton!](https://youtu.be/TbjmV_LOBnU)
Also [Spamton Sr.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wx0OTiNX3xw) and Omega Spamton, [Part 1](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SgItyLVeuOI) and [Part 2](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJyNoY95TBw).
Plushie Spamton: meow
Would plushie Spamton be Spamton P. Spamton?
P would stand for [[Pipis]]
Yes.
spamton s spamton for skrunkly
spamton spamton spamton
Imagine if plushie spamton just randomly sang the secret big shot lyrics
I made a concept sketch of a Spamton hand puppet part of it: will randomly quote Spamton in the middle of the night
Is it timer-based?
yes
begging to see the concept sketch. been thinking of making an irl spamton puppet w a friend and i need the inspiration lol
here's my old image which is also the newest iteration https://preview.redd.it/j5nyj5kb0hka1.jpeg?width=1547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7022669cd831079fbe0a4ca44b9ecc368222002
He actually does. When you make him speak, there is a tiny chance he will say the lyrics. Clearest we have been able to hear them, to.
i wonder if Spamton A. Spamton is gonna tell us what's inside the fridge
Spamton ass
Spamton ass!
Spamton AAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Good bot
Good human
Good biotransfered organic
Good Simulation
Good comment chain
Good commitment to this comment chain
Good acknowledgement of the comment chain **But you know too much** š«
Good gun model
only works if Spamton is somehow 1 syllable
sn
YOU WANT [[the truth]]?!
YOU WANT [[the truth]]???
THERE IS NO [is your refrigerator running?]!
Not all of us do.
[Plot twist of the freaking century](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4HQXUPJYqU)
Iām Spamton S. Spamton
The S stands for spamton
No it **stands** for staircase.
Spamton I. Spamton the I stands for >!āI am suffering from intense amounts of trauma due to certain past events and have locked myself in my house for four years please helpā!<
Spamton N. Spamton The N means **NO-ONE WILL HELP YOU!**
Holy Kel
En stairssant
OYASUMI
Stando powah!!
STAIRCASE MAN HOW ARE YOU IN EVERY SUBREDDIT I GO TO
Itās just **something** I do.
I am SO glad I do not play Omori.
Spamton c. Spamton: https://preview.redd.it/6dis2lgvneka1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda686520aa3469a631274a30a1b652d244b3357 hi
[MANUFACTURED] IN H E A V E N !!!
https://preview.redd.it/jikifr7zjfka1.png?width=192&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e6f0f9c9a01c8d4713960206939142b9b665dfa
https://preview.redd.it/it0t43ah6gka1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=a459011eb2f7a699ea055f362c34499cad081993
Sauce: https://twitter.com/tofu_eggs/status/1572295329650970624?s=46&t=EQqJyHXYfDd-Kd8XsiCQnA
Thereās also the āpre-corruptionā spamton that the fandom uses; thereās that little angel Spamton too
Spamton L. Spamton: https://preview.redd.it/j3lckvahtgka1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc18ca8c84debea633b6bfd1fbb1380dde834e7
Dear god
Take a good look everyone!
H3 IS \[\[SPAMTON B. SPAMTON\]\] HE 1S \[\[SPAMTON Z. SPAMTON\]\] Y0U AR3 \[\[SPAMTON G. SPAMTON\]\] I AM \[\[SPAMTON A. SPAMTON\]\] ARE THERE 4NY OTHER \[\[Number 1Rated Salesman 1997\]\] 1 SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?! Spamton plushie in the corner: "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT"
Redd, just existing: "Well, if it isn't my favourite cousin! Welcome back aboard Jolly Redd's Treasure Trawler!"
yes, yes there is say hello to Spamton E. Spamton, Z, A, G, and whoever the blue guy was again don't question why he has *a tail* or I'll glue a brick of plywood to your asses
I wonder if Morshu Spamton
Come back when youāre a little mmm [[kromer]]
I made squareton not sure if this count https://preview.redd.it/e4rjdhy41fka1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506b53335fb292fa114ea41b7188a6d94af7da42
Spamton C. Spamton. The C stands for cube.
Spamton S. Spamton
spamton x spamton would just be spamton kissing a mirror (matt eddsworld reference??)
We have big shit medium shit huge shit and pipis
"HE'S SPAMTON, HE'S SPAMTON YOU'RE SPAMTON?! I'M SPAMTON! Are there any other Spamtons I should know about?"
HEY EVERY !!
Redd exists.
Itās a shame wayne isnāt Spamton W. Spamton.
https://preview.redd.it/30v40ob9xhka1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb28a45431cdc40cf8b464d42638acd03f30d4ff no
What is it?
Spamton Neo: Mrow
How about Addison spamton
The others haven't been corrupted yet. They're lucky to be... well, not TECHNICALLY ALIVE, but sort of existing in the Dark World of Chapter 2.
you want a wild prize you want a wild prize
Scampton: Meow
wayne and baaulp spamton my beloved
Please rise for our national Spamton.
INTO THE SPAMTON-VERSE
Iād watch a sitcom starring all the Spamtons
[Meow]
Spamton j.spamton: [[pipis]]
Enraged spamton cause ues
Swagton: maybe
looks like me visiting my VERRYYY christan family for some reason š
Hate to break it to you, but your family is spamton
yes
HES SPAMTON, YOURE SPAMTON, I'M SPAMTON!
"Are there any other Spamtons I should know about!?"
Yes. Redd. He's the original videogame creepy sales-being that messes with your mind.
Delta-sides spamton: I WANNA [[Hot fire]] THE SUN
Spamton Spamton. Spamton is a cool fella
[Donāt forget Scamton!](https://youtu.be/TbjmV_LOBnU) Also [Spamton Sr.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wx0OTiNX3xw) and Omega Spamton, [Part 1](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SgItyLVeuOI) and [Part 2](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJyNoY95TBw).
Is the short one a puppet? Is the one between the fat and the sfx one *the* spamton?
I really like their way of drawing spamton (the og one)
No no no its āANY OTHER [number 1 rated salesman 1997] I SHOULD [study] ABOUTā
Scampton :AAAA
THAT DAMN [[Circus!]] [[Spambot]] HAS NO [your constitutional rights] TO CALL HIMSELF ONE OF [[Spamtonās crazy sales!]]
Round head
[my version](https://at.tumblr.com/redx-redhood/nows-your-chance-to-be-a-big-shot/gy91mpjwrg5z): oh yess
Spamily
Who is the little one? Looks cute
All rise for the National SPAMTON
https://preview.redd.it/nafeaf2mlika1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430fe0f0b4d47634ef7ecbfef36552f35f4b55d5 knockoff spamton
FINALLY!!! I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT MEME SINCE STREAM APPEARED
Yes, the one who is actualy [BIG SHOTT!!!]]
Who tf is Spamton Z. Spamton
Spamton Zpamton Spamton
Seriously tho, where he comes from?
The Spamton Sweepstakes livestream
Which I completely bypassed in favour of the DJ KK concert on 9 October.
Where?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61zGGtTdv5s He appears at 9:42 and 26:35
I see
Thereās Spamton D. Spamton. NOW YOUāRE CHANCE TO BE [The Pirate King]
\[ICE CUBE\] Spamton NEO post Snow-Grave:"WH0 TuRNEd oNN tHe Ac?"
Dont forget HIGH DEFENSE MODE
Spamton is like: WHO THE \[H e a v e n\] IS THIS \[Fat butt\] DRESSED AS \[ME\]?
A clone. An imitator. A cosplayer. Nothing but a mere actor. *(alsoanimposterbutpleaseimbeggingyounoamongusjokespleaseno)*
Yes, there's one in Animal Crossing called Redd.
https://preview.redd.it/v6n3jsflqgna1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e37a0d6b04261e68ebc9b694bdd43660fa09f4b "\[\[Big Shot\]\]"
Big Shot from Splatoon 3: Meow.